Since you want to get spoonfed, I'm going to spoonfeed you. I've have some time to waste, you can have this little time.
Once I'm over with spoonfeding you, just in case an unusual thought may pass by your minds, something like
>"this guy is very smart, I want to just congratulate his wit"
then just do me a favor, and say instead
>"I'm sorry I was a retard, now I'm less retarded"
Every time someone compliments me, and it happens far too often, I just have this feeling they are doing it to don't take responsibility over their own idiocy, as if they may be thinking
"may I be raterded? No, it's that guy who is very smart, I'm normal afterall, I don't need to change, everything is fine and can go on as ever"
I don't appreciate adulation, nor empty praises.