I knew something wasn't right when they kept talking about gays on the radio all afternoon, couldn't have it on. Then my neighbours who don't normally care about these things placed a gay flag on their porch. This has never happened here before, it was an obvious attack. Turns out, after thorough searching, that a few 1000 gay white fungus humans were still hiding in some pocket dimensions, from where they were carrying out attacks, thinking no one could find them. They're getting one by one summoned into the pyramid now for the Aztec treatment. Pretty funny, they all look like deer in the headlight when they manifest. They thought they could just sit over there and carry out attacks safely and no one could do anything to them.