I know how much Yakumo wants to know the intimate details of a Bear's life so:

I went to a 9yr old's bday party today, had too much cake, wanted a nap but had to hold the piñatas. Girls scream very loud, but it doesn't bother me, they were giggling with bestie who is 9 I guess, so I've known her for 6 years, and I'm glad she got invited bc she was bullied by some of these brats, they played nice and ran around like manuiacs. They wanted me to go into a tiny tent, I declined, puppy eyes were involved, so I stuck one foot in, and it was like a girl blender in there. Never saw such a small tent let alone one crammed with girls. Then they tickled my foot, so I escaped, was chased, then they wanted to paint my nails, I had to use all my free will not to say, "no that's gay" bc not pc and they care about that shit. I RAN BRUH.

The mothers boozed it up with box wine so apparently I'm the most responsible person I know which is why I was dragged there.

The cake was good though. No icecream? Wtf?

One of the girls threw up so now I expect everyone to be sick.

Waz fun.

[Ashley] Bear talks tough but he's such a softie. He performed above and beyond the call of duty.

[Bear] there was a super hot mother there and I spoke briefly with her who overheard me talking about something and she wanted to help me because she said she knew something about it but she was vacuous, she didn't understand something obvious about it and I guess she just wasn't listening or something because seriously. Def will dream bang her later.