>>1328

Irl me if I took a nap instead of holding piñatas. Seriously tho I don't like people touching me and I don't discriminate old vs young.

Why would I want to bang some young mother? Just because her husband works as a doctor or a lawyer or whatever, all these women are multimillionaires and don't work and spend all day at the spa or yoga and shit, it's the area I live.

And she was hot for fantasy purposes but not hot enough to pass for real. Like, I have standards and truly if she was single and I was interested in dating or even hooking up, I wouldn't with her because I don't need the drama. I really don't need that drama. All my friends and headmates have already told me they won't allow me to have a girlfriend anymore. Long story but I agree and am happy not to.

I need to die alone and blissfully happy in doing so. Oh dark lord of hades, I want nothing of the drama of a real relationship or hookup. I have an aversion now, really.

Also glad to see you're still alive.