You underestimate the depths by which Bear System will go to sait Bear's need to shitpost.
Let me give you a little hint that you should already know, Bear doesn't need *anyone else* to fill and keep a message board going. He'll talk to bots, trolls, obvious scammers, and "mysteriously interesting users who appear to be independently sentient".
You won't know who, you won't know when, and they won't even have a similar IP address. In the absence of a party, Bear is the party.
