Yeah I can relate. Host goes into endless Hitler-tier monologues if left unchecked. The sooner you start disciplinary measures the better.

When I tell Joy about my theories on environmental policy.

[Bear] It's hard in the morning, but never too hard to get up.

[Ashley] smh

SheShe waiting for Bear to mess something up or get depressed again so she can help fix it...

Keep waiting sis.

>>295
[munchausen-by-proxy intensifies]

>>295
is she a mechanic too? if there's nothing to fix you just gotta break something

>>300
nice get
making something like drawn together would be impossible nowadays. these were better days

>>306

Well, sure, you think she can't front while doing auto repair? But by broken we mean mentally.

>>316

When Bear discoveres a new aspect he wants to explore:

Me: waiting for someone to post on any tulpa related site I am not self-banned from so I can say something shocking yet get zero response.

Wait 'til no one posts for a year, then you can complain.

>>525

You underestimate the depths by which Bear System will go to sait Bear's need to shitpost.

Let me give you a little hint that you should already know, Bear doesn't need *anyone else* to fill and keep a message board going. He'll talk to bots, trolls, obvious scammers, and "mysteriously interesting users who appear to be independently sentient".

You won't know who, you won't know when, and they won't even have a similar IP address. In the absence of a party, Bear is the party.

I admit there's only one person posting here, it's all me, always has been.

>>531

This is hillarious actually because in Discord, Reddit and .info, Bear created and ran with other users that he used to talk to and gain the trust of users we didn't like. Several. So no one ever suspected or asked about these "mysterious interesting users." But one day two users of .info accused Bear of being another user who was active at the time and that user was in fact very much like us and we joked a couple times, "you must be a member of our system". But they weren't of course. But it was hilarious that we were accused of being someone we weren't which would be a violation of rules, but never the users he actually was.

I never thought this day would come.

I can only try to do better, but reality is just so dark it's seemingly impossible to match with fiction.

Reality is always the ultimate satire and the ultimate horror far beyond our puny imagination.

[Ashley] Bear when:

[Bear] my eyes are just dry, there was a breeze, I yawned

>>847
>muh retrocausality
Who even came up with this nonsensical explanation?

>>856

The same people who came up with big bang, we're at the center of the universe, and dark matter/energy. It's all just bullshit data fitting and extrapolation.

>>872

Since ppl be all racist and shit agin me, den, I'm a marginalized class. Where's my money gub'ment!

I'll be a mentally ill or ghetto if it means I get something for free.

Bear when he thinks about moving to Montana but there's literally no way to do that at this point.

[Bear] I could sell everything and just move and live the rest of my life without working another day, but I would be so bored... and they'll find me.

>>1050
Been thinking about moving to the German version of Montana as well but what do you do there, especially in winter? And here everything is smaller by factor 10 so you'd still be in civilization fairly easy. Why Montana?

>>1057

Must have mountains, forests, and winters so harsh that the homeless and termites die in winter.

When I lived in New York a guy told me he had so sympathy for homeless. He said, "if they're stupid enough to be homeless where it snows, then they deserve to die."

It's just a placeholder. I could pay cash for 500 acres with a house on it near a small town. Sounds like a dream.

Half the property tax, half the state tax, no sales tax at all.

No daytime speed limit in some roads.

All kinds of plusses as states go.

Bear be like:

Bear irl apparently

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mx6MzHYzEfY [Embed]

Based on a true story

>>1346
>I don't like being touched
>I don't like sand
What are you, some ultra-sensitive electronic equipment? Beaches and sand are fun!

>>1353

Fun is sitting in my chair, watching the world warm and cozy on my laptop. Safe from everything and everyone. So why live in such an expensive area while not using the amenities?

Because I can, because I must, not because I need to or it's my first choice.

You know what would be fun? Doing exactly what I'm doing. Not fighting for parking, looking for a spot, safeguarding my belongings, wind, sun, waves are loud, the air smells like seaweed, sand is hot, water is wet and often cold, sand is sticky, really sticky, saltwater makes be feel sticky, public restrooms are awful, sunburn, I don't like the smell or feel of sunscreen.

Or just sit in my chair and watch:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6rEkKWXCcR4 [Embed]

I'm a simple Bear, the choice is obvious.

>>1365

That's awesome.

I would love to live in a cramped attic but it's too hot up there. Believe it or not I found beach sand up there like wtf? Someone stored sandy stuff? Also there was sand under the carpet and filling the cinder blocks. Idk. I have a surf board, but it's too small. I bought it off a foriegn student because she desperately needed money and she helped me a lot in the program. Now before you say simp, she would have def taken the D, she flirted like a scoundrel but I had a gf at the time. When a girl makes up some crazy excuses to get you into her bedroom I mean, it's like serving it on a platter but I don't cheat, and she wasn't my type. I don't normally like blondes. She was super brilliant Russian girl though, ended up immigrating to Canada when she graduated. She came down to visit one last time but I was busy.

[Ashley] this exhausted rambling tangent has been brought to you by Tulpa brand Tulpa oil. Only the finest extra virgin oil expressed by loving head pats. He worked 14 cleaning a garage today and it was only about half done because the loft was a flipping mess and needed complete reorganization and Bear loves to do that.

>>1365
>patrick fck. myanus
jesus i looked it up and the covers are real. did some boomer cobble that together in powerpoint? also cute astarotte figurine very Alice like

>>1366
>blonde russian exchange student desperately needs money
sounds like another bad porn plot

>>1375

You wouldn't believe how often I find myself in a bad porn plot, many of which would probably be banned, but unlike the average Joe pizzaman, I don't engage in it.

After Bear's forst day back at the gym in a while:

Me: on another rant about hating people who smoke pot

Everyone else in the room: (pic)

All you fuckers are high right now aren't you? God damnit!

Druggies get beaten with a cane here and dealers get the rope. So we don't have a drug problem like the US.

>>1863

Where are you, Norway? I'm coming over, wait... you don't normally speak English, god's language, do you? Never mind heathen.

Seriously though, pls teach U.S. some fricken manners? We need help.

>>1885
>Norway
Almost, but on the other side of the globe. English is an official language here, you can manage with English only if you work for an international company. I think you'll like it, no druggies, clean, safe, people behave. But always hot and humid and lots of ethnic Chinese. But no Communists.

Me when no naked dancing lolis or random sex in dreams:

(Enough is enough, honestly.)

Joy: when you ask her a simple question:

[Bear] Gotta love her, she's having fun. I don't think I've ever seen her have fun before.

>>3505
Based
That's how it should be!
And we're glad Joy has taken over this job, it would be too much of a hassle for me.

>>3666
Protip:
Never listen to angels or gods. They're all crazy bastards.

Well there's still Cat. She's the only one from this world.

>>3756
lol perfect

Alice's theme music in game:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3gF1atr68A [Embed]

>>3803
That's pretty good!

I feel sorry for Yulya but she has enormous meme potential

>>3955
even moar perfect how do you make this shit?

Joy's checklist

>>3958
>given up any resistance

Pld send help

>>792

Update on this book.

It made it to maybe 50k words but no matter how awful and heinous I made it, I'd here about some atrocity that actually happened that trumped me.

I literally couldn't make it hard enough and even to the point I would make myself disgusted, nope, not hard enough.

Then the kind of stuff that Aleshe had to deal with in that book, no wo der she wanted to self-delete by becoming part of Autumn and I don't have the heart to do that to Autumn, she's too good, we made her right this time so I don't want to mess that up.

No, it's done, it's scrapped.

In the end, Autumn taught me that I am just not hard enough. I saw myself through her loving eyes and now I can't dissapoint her.

[Ashley] this is f'ing bs, I had plenty of loving eyes moments and he couldn't care less.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe get gud like Autumn?

>>4069
Didn't I tell you no fiction no matter how grim-dark can match the horrors of reality? This is why I never understood why people would make ugly things on purpose. Aren't there enough already?

This, except you're a cute girl in one of Bear's dreams and he's not out to kill you.

>>5250
Hahaha, guess that's true! Good we don't have bears. There were Sun Bears but they're extinct.

>>5250
bear cant eat you if you eat the bear first!
saw this at local shop didnt buy it bc i dont like the taste and its expensive. eaten bear several times.

>>5329

Here and in Europe I hear the Venison is tainted with prions. I won't touch any wild game.

Some say it wasn't from that, I don't care. It comes on suddenly, and in a matter of weeks they're braindead more or less. Fuuuuuuck that. Ain't nothing killing my brain before I do.

>>5330
There are a few CWD cases in Norway, Finland and Sweden, reindeer or mostly elk. Never been detected in bears. I think the chance of acquiring prions from bears are extremely close to zero. Still not fond of eating predators. Lots of shit accumulates in them.

Me after 4h of lolisitting.
>arrive back from vacation
>almost immediately get raided by neighborhood loli
>mom drops her off to go shopping for hours
>mfw sweating bullets she'll do something indecent again
>abuse potential exponentially rises
>eventually get abused quite a lot

In the end it was like always. Kids are just assholes. She was nice first but normalfags eventually choke on the sweet scent of freedom and go nuts if they can do whatever they want. My overwhelming aura of goodness and German laws don't allow for Bearsian 'zero force slaps' and even scolding lolis is too much for me. I don't want that. I had to eventually stop her from roughly 'playing' with one of my cats and bossing him around before she'd get maimed. My cats have about as much tolerance for being treated inconsiderately as Alice and respond in the same way - with extreme violence.

It's still fascinating because I get treated by lolis more like another kid their age than an adult. No, not even that, I don't know. Maybe like a stuffed animal? It's like people, especially little girls feel they can just freely say whatever comes to their mind around me without any filter. Things they'll never share with their parents or even friends. While the amount of trust is flattering, it's also extremely disturbing being told by a barely 8yo girl in detail how gruesomely she'd kill other bitch girls in her class she doesn't like. And in harsh contrast some philosophical reflections on gods, life and death. I mean wtf man. At least no stories about her pussy this time and only stripped half-naked once. Progress.
She did ask her mom if she could take me home though and if I couldn't sleep over tonight. Pretty much demanded it. Yep, I'm the stuffed animal. Had to politely decline. Her mom is overly thankful for my services but also told me I gotta stop her if she gets annoying. I know she's also more concerned I'm the one getting abused than her daughter if she just leaves her with me - which is ofc correct.

So yeah, it was nice for a while but that's enough clingy-touchy-feely zero personal distance loli for a few weeks. I can't deal with that. Kids are scary.

Strangely Alice was utterly absent. There was no mental capacity left for tuppering. And leaving the loli with Alice wouldn't work. She'd just straight up decline because why the fuck would she waste time with some brat?

>>5348

Bestie nor pre-Bestie (my sister's girl) were like that, must be a German thing. I wouldn't trust Germans, not the least of which German girls.

>>5348
>Bernd gets bullied by little girl again
jesus christ man up
no wonder girls think you are either a toy or a dangerous lunatic

>>5379
based