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08/11/2024 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No. 4098 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wake up and sit down and listen to the rest of it and then play it again and go on with my day, I slip my feet into my cosy mission impossible size 10 uk, comfy slipper and go to the bathroom, I look into the mirror as I slowly put on my tom cruise mask and brush my teeth with it on. I finish brushing my teeth and look at the mirror and scream "WHY" into the mirror for hours on end, I normally stop around 3 PM. I got to my tom cruise shrine and pray to it, i then start to replicate his laugh. I make sure to do this while I'm playing to him, this was i can consume the tom cruise energies and gain sustenance from the emissions of tom cruise energy. I no longer eat, I only suck in the tom cruise energy, to maintain the chilled body I have to once again replicate tom cruise. I go downstairs, where I read my book on scientology and write notes in it, my notes mainly consist of me writing my idols name about 20 times per page as 21 is my lucky number but I only save that number for the special scientology book. I then go upstairs,by now its 5 PM, I then replicate my idols enticing laugh and put on a couple movies. Normally I watch mission impossible 2 but I change thing up a bit sometimes and watch number 3. I then put on another 10 hour loop of mr. Cruise laughing and change into a new set of tom cruise jammies. I then drift off and start my day again...



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04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No. 2520 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
help
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04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.2678 del
CLEAR


04/28/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.2683 del
>>2678
he ded


08/10/2024 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.4087 del
i am a fat nosed retard


08/11/2024 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.4096 del
>>4093
shut up you


08/11/2024 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.4097 del
>>2678
wrong method



08/10/2024 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No. 4090 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
imagine if they had rollercoasters in medievil europe how mad would that be just a bunch of retard bread eaters pissed on 2% shitty piss beer rambling about jesus and stabbing each other then stopping to say wee shit would be it probably happened can i have an xbox?


08/11/2024 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.4093 del
>>4090
shut up retard



08/08/2024 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No. 4042 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
are you thirsty for FEV?


DRINK 08/08/2024 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.4043 del
WELL COME ON DOWN AND TRY SOME


THERE IS P L E N T Y T O G O A R O U N D!


08/08/2024 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.4044 del
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MY HOUSE


08/09/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.4073 del
pissfrench


08/10/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.4079 del
>>4043
How much is it?


08/10/2024 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.4080 del
>>4079
piss



04/21/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No. 2472 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fresh water drinking and goosebumps

good old fashioned 90's childhood nostalgia
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05/08/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.2881 del
bemp


06/21/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.3567 del
GLUG


06/22/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.3573 del
learning recently about water intoxication has thrown my water drinking to shit


06/22/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.3574 del
>FFSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUIIIIIIIII


08/10/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.4075 del
water is sexy, id fuck water if i could



06/16/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No. 3490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i think ive figured out the whole twitch thot phenomenon
its because it looks like the woman on the stream is camming with you

probably evokes simps post msn feelings of lust
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06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.3525 del
WANK OFF CHAMP I DO MY MOST MY COCK LONG AND HARD AND I PUT IT IN YOUR PUSSYHOLES


06/19/2024 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.3532 del
>>3523
lel get banned freak


its me avid btw 06/19/2024 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.3533 del
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mfw goblinsaga cant post like a retard here because the admin is white redpilled and alpha as fiuck


06/20/2024 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.3559 del
>>3532
It's the only way.


08/08/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.4037 del
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>>3490
>i think ive figured out the whole twitch thot phenomenon
>its because it looks like the woman on the stream is camming with you

<probably evokes simps post msn feelings of lust

That's pretty much it OP. It's vouyerism mixed with the most pathetic people on earth = a profitable streaming platform?





07/12/2024 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.3774 del
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train?



07/31/2024 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No. 3970 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shit board



06/15/2024 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No. 3480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i will attain a goth gf
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06/19/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.3522 del
OP will masturbate alone and then die
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST


07/24/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.3870 del
>>3522
they hated him because he told the truth


07/24/2024 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.3873 del
>>3870
life isnt all about sex you know


07/26/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.3911 del
>>3873
obviously or incels like you would have already unalived themselves lmao


07/26/2024 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.3915 del
>>3911
hilarious



07/18/2024 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No. 3836 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
poopfarte


07/20/2024 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.3843 del
Pube