lewd

>>28569
it's finesse English

>>28580
This is almost convincing newfag roleplaying. Wow!

>>28582
I don't think he's roleplaying we have an unironic cuckchanner here

>>28583
well, let's better not scare away the victimsguests and show some proper manners

>>28580
How do you do, good sir?
I /am/ Anonymous, Host of the Newfriends, and we are the Knights who say Wewf.
Whose meme is that?

>>28590
Oh right, we're having our annual tea party.

>>28583
If /AM/ were to be as elitist as you seem to try to make it out to be you'd be the first one to go kid so drop it. Don't be so goddamn fucking defensive about every dumb shit thrown at you. Catch it, remold it into something fun, and then playfully throw it back. Dissociate your own self from your persona here if need be. If you can't do that then just shut it and wait for someone else to dismantle the tension.

>>28602
work on your opsec bro

>>28603
What did he mean by this?

tension good tho...
MORE TENSION

>>28582
>>28583
>posts 9gag/reddit tier meme
>gets called out
<sage! cuckchan! roleplaying newfag!

this used to be a such a nice and caring board

>>28608
What do? It's like people hate fun nowadays.

>>28606
This post is so 4chan it hurts

lewd

>>28632
subtle is fine too!
maybe it would have been too subtle for him, but we are fucking dead over here man, anything counts

ps: how many items in your shitpost_ideas.txt? mine has about half a dozen very modest oneshots, nowhere near your level of sophistication tho

>>28612
Yes, it is, unironically.

>not the same benefits as sex
>can cause minor health complications
https://www.webmd.com/men/guide/male-masturbation-5-things-you-didnt-know#1

>decreased sexual sensitivity
>swelling
>guilt
>disrupting daily life
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320265.php

>masturbating excessively will definitely lower testosterone levels
>excess masturbation can cause fatigue, injury to penis, testicular pain, weakness, hair loss, lower back pain
https://www.practo.com/health-wiki/male-masturbation-side-effects-and-benefits/70/article#harmful

>>28633
My dude you've got a whole 6 ideas and you say the board is dead? I've got maybe two frameworks that require a very specific situations to occur in order to contextualise them in somehow.
That's kind of my problem though, my shitpost attunement only rises when something happens and sparks an idea for a reply but I can't seem to make things happen myself anymore.
Maybe I should finally give little gay girl shows a chance.

>>28640
yah but when I said shitpost I really meant shit (though not literally shit)
yours on the other hand are more like hypertextual nuggets of shitposting zen wisdom (when they are not literally shit)

>Maybe I should finally give little gay girl shows a chance.
fucking dude no, brain damage is not good for you

>>28520
>3rd pic

>>28640
>Maybe I should finally give little gay girl shows a chance.
Jump into the spiral and never look back

>>28672
nigger

>all those straightscum ITT
smh

>>28675
Chill out negro little more effor 受刑者

>>28704
I'm not gay, but I'd suck this little hackadoll's dick.

>ywn have a crossdressing anime twink dance for your entertainment
why live

>>28952
homofag

>>28954
>being a straightscum
>on /AM/

/am/ still knows how to make sexing threads
>>/am/33667

why can't AM do anything right?

>>>/am/33667
fuck you AM you can't even link properly!

>>28961
Well genious, now you've told /AM/ about it it's gonna end up all fucked up too.

>>28966
>pooch sexings
>all fucked up
>implying

>>29004
In my defense I was browsing AM with a crappy text-only terminal-based browser because I needed my bi-weekly self-esteem fix and that makes me feel like a super 1337 haxor vastly superior to you all lowly surface dwellers. So it wasn't my fault that "getting" your """joke""" required synthesizing simultaneously text AND graphical data. You see? Your """""joke""""" is like a single-point-of-failure, dude. In other words a SPOF. Like the sound the corpse of a dead girl makes when it limply hits the floor after you blew your load into her. Yeah, that's your joke, dude. The cummies-leaking corpse of a girl.

>>29008
also sage right back at you m8

>>29008
>text-only terminal based browser
holy shit go back and work on your opsec dude

>>29008
Necromancy and necrophilia two very different things easy to mix up.
>>29010
Just in case you're not being ironic, if you are ignore, there are some people around that might need to be reminded of that anyway: sage's use means to show you don't consider your post to be worthwhile enough to be brought to the first page and bring other's attention to it so you cannot sage at someone. Sages are polite by default.

>>29012
No, sir, I do not sage my post at you sir; but I sage my post, sir.
Quarrel, sir? No, sir.

>>29008
>text only terminal browser
<posted an image
you're lying

>>29012
No, I'm pretty sure sage is like 2ch's lousy version of a downvote, like so totally obvious OMG why can't they just call it downvote, or better still make it a thumbs down emoji!

>>29014
Ability to post images != ability to display images, my good friend.

>>29017
>using !=
>thinking != = ≠
>not having unicode memorized
jesus christ lad

>>29025
oh I'm sorry were you using code tags?!

>>29024
>memorizing unicode
>not setting up a font with programming ligatures instead
you dun goofed nigga

>>29028

Talks in code

Doesn't use code tags

>>29028
pardon my mid level autism goy

>>29012
That's not the only interpretation. It could be that what the sage considers worthless is the thread itself or some/most of the posts therein, and he doesn't want to extend its life/increase its public by bumping it to the top. In that case it could be said that the sage is saging at the sagee.

Polite sage to emphasize the point that expressing the politeness of sages is not a pleonastic exercise.

>>29146
Yes that is the interpretation of people that didn't get it and it spread like a wildfire because 4chan's userbase got rapidly replaced by newfags.
If you want a thread to die you don't post in it period. Saged post also generates attention.
It's one thing to indiscriminately woo over everything oldfags done but seeing someone actually defend newfag retardation even on a backwater site as this one truly is a sign of times.

>>29209
>he doesn't know
>to kill a thread you've gotta sage all fields
>make smarmy ass greentext
>criticize length of image board experience
>criticize quality of user's and/or users' OPSEC
like this anon shiggydiggy

>>29253
SOURCE

doesn't her skin look a little bit green?

>>30013
dunno, it seems kinda brownish to me

she's as white as Thanksgiving

not white enough!

>>30018
What did you do?
Explain why more green makes it less green (or more white)

>>30021
please refer to picrelated
WARNING: heavily technical content

>>30029
I see I guess that explains why you seemed to have so much difficulty handling the hamster.

>>30032
This is too technical for me.

>>30032
i guess

>>30038
motherfucker keeps doubleclicking, cunt

>>30036
reapable as fuck
green tho

headpats are unironically sexual

>>30059
FALSE
You just have grown to associate sex with headpattery, because sex is unironically headpatty in its undertones.

>>30087
Do that shit in the workplace and see if it's construed as sexual or not.

where do I get a nympho sister?

heh

>>30118
Nympho family members are NOT pleasant
t. knower

>>30170
well? carry on

They prob be more annoying/awkward with their unsolicited comments and such.

Unless ur into that stuff....

>>30172
>not wanting sex and live erp 24/7 with your sister while at home
faggot

>>30170
why are they not pleasant?

In other news: panty spawning anuses continue to baffle buttologists worldwide as they apparently are still a thing.

>>30189
it's a new kind of fetishistic internal device for horny anal nymphosluts

>>30190
Yes you could get the front attached to a top and make it a kind of one-piece but that effectively disqualifies them from being panties and kills my non-euclidean boner.

>>30192
bruv what?

>>30193
vanilla geometry doesn't do it for me anymore

>>30194
I wish I didn't watch that

>>30195
If you're scared go to church

>>30195
If you're scared go to church

I didn't even click it twice I swear

>>30021
If you look at the histograms you'll notice that blue is generally much more lacking, so the image looks overall yellowish (green + red). What he did was increase blue, not green, as some percentage of green, shifting the colours towards white and away from yellow.

>>30203
Also, because it's a percentage of green the areas with more green such as skin and skirt are affected more than the areas with more red such as underwear and bed or more blue such as hair eyes and blouse. Kinda clever.

I have also been unable to convince the librarians from 4 different public libraries to add my eromanga to their library. Some of those manga are in English, others are in Japanese--obviously there are people like me who want to read manga or light novels in Japanese for free, but they don't care because they're old and studied useless language like Latin, and are not liberal otakus who learned Japanese.

Public libraries frustrate me, I can't find anything to interest me. Since there's no pornographic Japanese picture books you might as well burn them down.

>>30170
bump

There is a disturbing lack of lolis and small breasts in this thread.

>>30477
here we go again

Dont forget your condom /AM/

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>>30479
But I don't post here anymore

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>>30520
that's a tidepod

is this gay?

...fixer beam

cursed

>>32306
lamo
i want a live version of that with those korean pop whores

why does absolutely no one on iwara use tags?