Robot general: welcoming committee edition Robot 07/16/2020 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No. 437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm calling it that because the QTTDTOT threads were generals anyway. Post anything that's been going on in your life you feel like talking about. If you're just joining us, it's good to have you here again, bot.
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Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:14:15 [Preview] No.460 del
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APU IS FINNISH FROM YLILAUTA NOT FROM 4GAG AND IIRC THE VIDEO OF APU IN A STORE WAS FROM /R9K/
FUCKING NEWNIGGERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:16:10 [Preview] No.461 del
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>>452
Fuck off newfag.



Robot 03/24/2022 (Thu) 17:27:26 [Preview] No. 496 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Pedophiles don't exit, it's a meaningless word used to harass and jail people. Here's my arguments:
1) I never seen a pedphile
2) no one can define a pedophile
3) all pedophiles are very different from each other, so the word isn't even harassing a specific group


Robot 12/05/2022 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.505 del
>>496
>no-one can define a pedophile
a pedophile is someone who is attracted to kids
a kid is someone who has not begun puberty (~10)



I just want to die Robot 08/11/2021 (Wed) 20:28:51 [Preview] No. 487 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Im really ugly with no social skills and everybody hates me I have no chance at life im so patchtic that i cant even attempt sucide right. I wish dying was easy because im done with being an uglly awkward piece of shit.


Dont do it. Tony 01/10/2022 (Mon) 22:58:08 [Preview] No.490 del
I've been down that road before and im still in a place where i wish i was dead. I hate all the decisions I made but its never worth taking your life. If you wanna talk man im here.


Robot 02/21/2022 (Mon) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.491 del
>>490
>but its never worth taking your life
Nah it is half the time. Cope or rope you have to choose: death or lies.


Robot 02/22/2022 (Tue) 12:39:01 [Preview] No.494 del
>>487
Cheer up. Never get down on who you are. Find what makes you unique. It's there.

Here

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIxD1WjT8Rw [Embed]


Robot 07/24/2022 (Sun) 18:27:34 [Preview] No.504 del
>>487
nah cheer up brah you're not exactly in the ugly category, nigga look a little bit like a budget dexter and women loved watching that show for that faggot



/2022/ Robot 04/04/2022 (Mon) 01:35:12 [Preview] No. 497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How's your 2022 going so far? Any different from your previous years?


Robot 04/22/2022 (Fri) 22:53:29 [Preview] No.498 del
I do not have a gf yet...


Robot 06/07/2022 (Tue) 23:51:47 [Preview] No.502 del
you are crqzzy thats why



Not sure who trolls here Robot 10/07/2021 (Thu) 09:22:47 [Preview] No. 488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
But yeah if this were to go viral on GETTR the trad cucks and thots would lose their shit. Hell Trump would personally approve maybe more tits will get shown
https://gettr.com/post/pdfmf2f352



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Meta Robot 07/14/2020 (Tue) 20:46:03 [Preview] No. 434 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>1. Obey endchan's global rules. https://endchan.net/.static/globalRules.html
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Rules and how the board is ran are always up for discussion.

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Robot 07/16/2020 (Thu) 19:44:14 [Preview] No.443 del
>>442
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads may be merged.
If you're referring to the thread I deleted, you made a thread quoting a post in the waifu thread about 2D girls. If this site was using a later version of lynxchan I would have just merged it, but it's not. It wasn't worth an entire thread. I don't like having to delete posts I would otherwise just move, but it's really not that difficult to meet the standards for a quality thread inciting meaningful discussion.


Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:22:02 [Preview] No.462 del
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>>442
>Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
Too subjective. Most BOs/vols in the past have been way too fucking stupid to judge properly, so I can't say you have the wisdom to do it right. Just remember not to appease the mob for the sake of it I guess and prefer high-quality over "free speech" like better sites in the far distant past.


Robot 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:41:19 [Preview] No.463 del
>>462
That's one of the less subjective rules. Organically spawned off-topic discussion isn't much of a concern, but if people identify that a thread is veering way off course and someone goes out of their way to continue derailing or bring up completely irrelevant topics out of the blue they'll probably have their posts deleted.
>Just remember not to appease the mob for the sake of it I guess and prefer high-quality over "free speech" like better sites in the far distant past.
The only thing I can do is be as transparent as possible and let people decide for themselves if the way I moderate and curate post quality is to their liking. It's another reason I generally prefer jschan since you can make notes on virtually every single moderation action for the boards logs.


Robot 08/05/2020 (Wed) 21:03:18 [Preview] No.471 del
>>463
But it's not, kill yourself, fuck the BO.



>tfw no girl scouts gf Robot 02/27/2022 (Sun) 04:03:33 [Preview] No. 495 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
life is suffering! ;_;



Chans Anonymous 02/02/2016 (Tue) 17:36:39 [Preview] No. 2 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 18:20:27 [Preview] No.304 del
>>63
You might enjoy yourtilde.com.


Anonymous 05/31/2018 (Thu) 14:43:45 [Preview] No.1305 del
megamilk is a fag just fuck my shitup
user was returned to milkduds shithole
Edited last time by wade on 06/01/2018 (Fri) 21:00:59.


Anonymous 06/09/2019 (Sun) 04:26:31 [Preview] No.1358 del
up


Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 02:55:57 [Preview] No.1359 del
>>71
why you go away ;_;


Anonymous 09/08/2019 (Sun) 19:18:43 [Preview] No.1360 del
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>>298
>mfw both are stil alive.
Who'd a thought



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Slavery Robot 08/04/2020 (Tue) 21:08:35 [Preview] No. 466 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you could own a slave or slaves, would you? And if you have social anxiety, do you think you'd have trouble with someone you know is beneath you? I'd imagine it'd be easier for those with anxiety to deal with those who are beneath them and will do their every whim. Perhaps it may also help if they're normalfag slaves and the robot owner considers robots objectively superior to normalfags.
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Robot 08/17/2020 (Mon) 16:20:54 [Preview] No.472 del
What a hassssle. Even if you were nice to them they'd still resent you, and you'd have to interact with them all the time. Machinery was invented to free us from the slavery of nigger ownership.


Robot 08/31/2020 (Mon) 13:04:50 [Preview] No.473 del
I wouldn't trust random noggers around me at any time.


Robot 01/23/2021 (Sat) 15:29:22 [Preview] No.477 del
I already own a slave for since she was 15 now she is 26 and has 2 children with me. Literall slave


Robot 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:22:34 [Preview] No.483 del
Obligatory mention of Dovahhatty


Robot 02/21/2022 (Mon) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.492 del
Having a slave would be nice... It would be weird if it was the Roman style where they slave is kinda part of your family; having him grab my pee jugs out of my room would be awkward.



How to use Physics for destruction? Anonymous 04/11/2021 (Sun) 19:10:44 [Preview] No. 1381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
im in physics right now, but i want more, i want to learn how to create devices of destruction or use my knowledge for destruction in some way. where can i start on this path?


reply to physics for destruction anonymousgoof 01/25/2022 (Tue) 03:25:48 [Preview] No.1386 del
Hey did you ever get an answer to this? I'd like to see where I can market some of mine too! although mine may not be as destructive.


Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 02:55:18 [Preview] No.1387 del
>>1381
I recommend pirating a bunch of high-level Physics textbooks and learning as much as possible about nuclear science. A kid managed to set off a slow nuclear reaction in his backyard once, so there are definitely things you can do.



I dont know what to write here Robot 11/25/2020 (Wed) 11:53:53 [Preview] No. 474 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am happy for have found this board because 4chan r9k is full of normalfags. Sorry if my english is bad, i've recently lurnking and posting on english imageboard because i want to improve it.


Robot 12/11/2020 (Fri) 22:59:31 [Preview] No.476 del
Most of us have gone here, OP: https://zzzchan.xyz/r9k/index.html


Robot 12/11/2021 (Sat) 18:23:49 [Preview] No.489 del
>>476
Is that really the only place that is purely for lonely adult virgin males? It seems so slow.



Robot 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:23:04 [Preview] No. 486 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You is one brave man ?
The world is bad for you ?
The world transform you in one bag trash ?
You have hate the people for this ?
You want restart the world ?
I know how make it !!!
One Bat, One puncture, One Brave man, and one bit luck,
But if you survive,
You have the power for restart the world.
With one bat virus inside in body.
The slavers no born of the free men.
Good look Brave Man



Robot 06/13/2021 (Sun) 22:10:07 [Preview] No. 484 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Never forget who died for us.



Robot 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:50:57 [Preview] No. 482 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey



ask this dude silver 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:25:22 [Preview] No. 1383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ask this dude about everything his name is jessie Fedeliza gedion



ask this dude silver 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:24:18 [Preview] No. 1382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ask this dude about everything his name is jessie Fedeliza gedion



Porn! Anonymous 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:58:02 [Preview] No. 1374 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are the best porn sites on .onion? You always hear about these celeb nude rings and what not, but even basic level porn seems to be hard to find on here


Anonymous 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:49:02 [Preview] No.1375 del
>porn
>onion
hiddenwiki should cover that. but as far as i recall there is only one thing worthwhile and its a defunct site called pinkmeth or something. Supposedly was a repsitory of camwhore nudes or someshit.


Anonymous Board owner 03/03/2021 (Wed) 18:26:25 [Preview] No.1379 del
lol at this guy


fatoldguy Board owner 03/03/2021 (Wed) 18:27:04 [Preview] No.1380 del
btw ill probs help exactly when i feel like it



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Robot 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:05:18 [Preview] No. 480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
iscord.gg/FaKSAaKFhs
We are a genuine Christian server
We try to convert people to christianism, arguments are welcome, also this server is not for people who get mad easily


Robot 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:13:31 [Preview] No.481 del
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iscord.gg/FaKSAaKFhs
We are a genuine Christian server
We try to convert people to christianism, arguments are welcome, also this server is not for people who get mad easily



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Robot 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:48:43 [Preview] No. 478 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Who knows what this guy's (nick)name was? He was some R9K NEET who killed himself (not the same guy who livestreamed it).


Robot 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:30:25 [Preview] No.479 del
>>478
It fills me with great sadness when people commit suicide.



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Waifu thread Robot 07/15/2020 (Wed) 09:03:57 [Preview] No. 435 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post anything about your waifu or waifus in general. Questions, stuff you do for/with her, waifublogposting, OC about her, anything.
At the time I'm typing this people are scared Zchan might go down, the place we were last, so I hope all you bros made it here.
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Robot 07/17/2020 (Fri) 18:40:42 [Preview] No.446 del
>>445
yeah, but to be honest im lurking on both sides of the spectrum, some nigger is spamming Lynx as of now, so do by all means post here


Robot 07/18/2020 (Sat) 02:07:39 [Preview] No.447 del
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So, I assume this must be our home from now on since zchan is kaput?


Robot 07/18/2020 (Sat) 04:25:00 [Preview] No.448 del
>>447
One of. We can go back to Lynxchan as well so we have two boards to post in.


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>>435
I've seen /a/nons and /jp/sies elsewhere use "wife" instead on account of how loose "waifu" is used among the sheepies. I suggest the same be done here, so that we may recognize that he are different—above the plebs.
Aristocratic attitude breeds aristocracy. Something that 8gag had lost over the years.


Robot 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:31:22 [Preview] No.465 del
>>464
More than fine by me. I always felt like the word itself sounds really stupid when you take it seriously. Wife just makes more sense.



Eluesis Detroit 01/27/2020 (Mon) 10:27:20 [Preview] No. 1365 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greatest book I have found online.


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This girl is disrespectful. I need help


Anonymous 04/13/2020 (Mon) 19:07:39 [Preview] No.1368 del
What is your instant answer for the question about your true faith?


Anonymous 04/13/2020 (Mon) 19:21:41 [Preview] No.1369 del
>>1368

Its complicated 2 explain - its something careful, that exists, and I believe in it



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faggots Anonymous 01/25/2020 (Sat) 21:54:29 [Preview] No. 1364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is homosexuality a mental disease. I assume yes because most homosexuals I meet have a bad past like all molesty and shit from uncle cock holster. so I tried to do research and all I could find was "Perspectives" of doctors. but I want the black and white. yes or no. and if so why.


Coconut===> 02/27/2020 (Thu) 20:34:21 [Preview] No.1367 del
>>1364
>>362438
“A problem repeatedly occurred”, much like your lack of hand eye coordination.
>We have silver, we have space gray, I repeat: We have space gray. Sorry to our prospective money pits, we’ve run out of gold for Team N-Word_
Imagine I put this “ “ at the prompt so you can trick yourself that you’ve been playing along The Whole Way.



Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 18:47:04 [Preview] No. 1361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you go about finding women who are into pedophilia or incest nowadays? Fanfiction and RP sites used to be a frigging goldmine, but it's much harder nowadays with the fanfic trend being blown over by other online media, and RPers being increasingly secluded and divided between many platforms, often hard to navigate.

Also both fanfic and RP communities have been hampered by increasingly restrictive sites, both anti-"illegal" and anti-sex overall, and many former writers/dedicated RPers have just went along with it or disappeared. For those few remaining souls who dare, there are few active havens left, especially now that 8chan is gone too.

I know women into these things are out there in larger numbers than it seems, but i come across them way too seldom nowadays, and the ones i do really aren't interested in a relationship, especially with someone living far away, so what's your secrets? Any tips?



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Ask Your Questions Here Anonymous Board owner 01/09/2016 (Sat) 09:04:14 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is your introduction to /hope/. Make sure to read the rules before posting. Any and all questions you may have will be answered here. In the meantime here is a short FAQ based on questions I received while on 8chan:

1. What is this board?

/hope/ is a very new board created on 8chan in October of 2015. It was born out of a thread on /christian/ in which an anon asked for ideas on how to help all of the miserable and unfortunate people "on imageboards in the whole world." /hope/ was one such idea, and was created that same day.

2. So what do you do here?

As the rules state, /hope/ is for helping your fellow anons. Imageboards contain a large segment of fairly miserable people - people who in times past would receive assistance from their families, friends, neighborhood associations, and churches. In these fallen times, however, we only have each other. Our motto is that whatever can be achieved to help anons over the internet, we will achieve. Of course, we kind of need a userbase to do that. So, our proximate goal is to create a culture of charitable anons.

3. What constitutes "help"?

For now? Advice, kind words, conversation, resource and information-sharing, and so on. We hope to eventually have a large and dedicated userbase that can organize things like building wikis, organizing social events, teaching workshops, and providing material and financial assistance to needy anons - or maybe just a Secret Santa-type deal on the holidays. What we can achieve is really only limited by what anons are willing to do for each other.

1/2
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odilitime Root 02/08/2016 (Mon) 08:56:57 [Preview] No. 5 del
>>2
Oh cool idea. Haven't heard of this.


Anonymous 02/26/2016 (Fri) 18:04:08 [Preview] No. 12 del
> It was born out of a thread on /christian/

lol done.


Anonymous 02/26/2016 (Fri) 19:00:55 [Preview] No. 13 del
I actually think this is a good idea for once don't know if anything like this has been tried before tho.


Anonymous 03/03/2016 (Thu) 11:27:46 [Preview] No. 25 del
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>>1
Is the prospect of a "Secret Santa" type deal being put forward because more people are down during the Christmas period?


Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 22:53:30 [Preview] No.30 del
I like this a lot and will stick around as much as possible.

I think a board with a christian mission will actually end up being more "Christian" than a "Christian" board because instead of sitting round having a go at each other we'll actually have a focus. Which is why Jesus sent us out in the first place so we wouldn't just be tearing each other to shreds . Give our energy somewhere useful to go



Suicide / Addiction Anonymous 02/27/2016 (Sat) 09:38:53 [Preview] No. 14 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just went to a funeral of a family friend that was an addict and hung himself in his garage. He was in late 20s and it was rough hearing all his friend and how he had touched all their lives but to himself, he felt worthless. It's very easy to trick yourself into thinking you're the worst person alive, that's why it's important to ask for help, talk to people. A lot of have been there too but recovered. His last words was "freedom from fear".

His mom posted this chainletter shit but I think it has a good message:
>Many people think that a suicide attempt is a selfish move because the person just does not care about the people left behind. I can tell you that when a person gets to that point, they truly believe that their loved ones will be much better off with them gone.This is mental illness not selfishness. TRUTH: Depression is a terrible disease and seems relentless. A lot of us have been close to that edge, or dealt with family members in a crisis, and some have lost friends and loved ones. Let's look out for each other and stop sweeping mental illness under the rug. Give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. Thank you!

If you're having problems with depression: First see doctor, there could be a chemical imbalance that can only be treated by medicine. Any and all health professionals will help and take it seriously if you tell them you sometimes have trouble with depression.

Failing that here are a little of some small things you can try on your own to help get in a better position.
http://www.littlethings.com/natural-ways-to-treat-depression/

If you're having problems with drugs or alcohol check out your local AA or NA. There are more people out there with the same problem going through similar things. And I got to hang out with a lot of them after the funeral and they're awesome people.
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Anonymous 02/27/2016 (Sat) 16:25:21 [Preview] No. 19 del
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>>14

Thank you for taking the time to post this on our board, anon.


Anonymous 02/27/2016 (Sat) 19:58:55 [Preview] No. 21 del
I know that feel.
I feel like a worthless piece of shit 24/7, yet I am somewhat aware that I influence lives.


Anonymous 05/09/2016 (Mon) 23:04:20 [Preview] No. 26 del
I wouldn't trust the medicines industry. Apparently the drugs just make you apathetic. Some connections to violent tendencies because of them have been made as well.

This might sound lame but I'd suggest taking a long break from work and cutting back on expenses for a while as a better way to treat depression, maybe change your environment for the time being as well. If you have no interests in anything, get some (or just look around various fields or topics.)

I should note however that I have no experience with drugs. Last paragraph in OP sounds like good advice.


Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 01:11:34 [Preview] No.29 del
>>26
>>27

Enough people in my life have had positive experiences with anti-depressants to the point where I can't discount them completely. At the same time, I completely agree that they should be a last resort, and/or for people with severe legitimate brain chemical issues, and should not be passed out like candy on Halloween.