well if it's 3 minutes per episode and the content doesn't go into crazy SF lingo or whatever other crazy shit that's hard to figure out without transcription then I can translate but I'll need someone to check on the English later.
This won't be memetranslation though, just a plane translation, so I don't know if anyone else would be interested in a serious project like that.

>>32524
I am French too, I could help a bit.

>>32525
frog pls I was talking about translating Japanese directly

>>32526
For comparison then, honhon.

>>32527
no problem with that, bunny buns

>>32529
>>32530
I can help for that too, don't worry.
We can post .txt so that would easy enough.

>>32531
Just tell me what you need, I've only done that once so far and that was for an assignment so it could be bare text with no annotations when the line is spoken.

I can start with the 7th episode even today, no strings attached, no obligations. If it doesn't work for us we'll just stop.

>>32532
>could be bare text with no annotations when the line is spoken.

That works.

>>32529
All I really know about subbing is that timing is real bitch work.

Bretty gud. Only two places I couldn't hear what was being said but I somehow figured them both out after relistening n times. This shit is so much easier with a transcript.

Anyway at first I thought the Onara was supposed to act as family name but not even once there was Onara-san used on it's own. When name appeared it was always with Onara at the beggining which leads me to believe the meaning is that the characters aren't Makoto Surname or Tsubasa Surname (the people) but fart versions of themselves of which they're constantly reminding viewers about so Fart-Makoto and Fart-Tsubasa seemed like the right way to go.

Natives do tell if some part of the text feel wrong.

>>32537
Ok, that should take some hours for me to deliver it.

Will do in mp4 first, we can debate things after.

>>32538
godspeed, this might be a birth of something nice

Rendering now, count some more minutes.

A bit jaggy with squares but I'll do better next time, let's criticize now.

>>32542
0:31 should probably be broken into two lines
0:39 I'll remind you that I'm not sure what she says in the background, it's what I was able to reconstruct from the words I heard clearly but this might be something else
0:52 "your lack delicacy far too much" that "your" was a leftover from previous version of the line, my bad, it's really hard to notice mistakes in one's own text
1:18 I will contest that addition of "are you" to "going out with" it's not in the original and it's not really needed in the subs because the pause is short
1:27 I feel the text dissapears a bit too fast, there's good half a second more it can stay around
1:44 good addition, I missed that stutter
1:50 "mooo" well we'll have to do something with that, I thought that the "so much" bit covers it but the "so" should be "soooo" in that case
maybe there's a good translation for もう in English I missed though
1:54 I don't know what I was thinking, it worked well in my head, but the hyphen will have to go
2:04 that eh dissapears too fast but it's not exactly a proper line of dialogue so I guess we can do it that way

>>32544
>>32545
I implanted memes because I know it wouldn't be final and to make people pay attention to details, all keikakuued.

Alright then, all noted.

I just realized another possibility for that Pollock Roe - Mentaiko Roe - that way it'll be clear it's food-roe but at the same time the peculiarity of mentaiko is retained.

>>32544
>I assume it's a good enough translation.
If by good you mean faithful then it is aside from that background dialogue that I couldn't pick up completely. The 'fluidity' might leave something to be desired but I'm not a native speaker, there's only so much I can do to make it sound natural.

>3. Left in a honorific in there when you didn't use them anywhere else
fuck me, totally missed that

So which way do we go? I think not adding honorifics in English subs at all works for most cases but I'm not exactly a purist that gets triggered by elements of Japanese language in English.

>So which way do we go? I think not adding honorifics in English subs at all works for most cases but I'm not exactly a purist that gets triggered by elements of Japanese language in English.

Flip a coin on it

1. honorifics
2. no honorifics

2nd prototype ready.

>>32549
1:23 I'll have to think of something else for ぜっ全然そんなんじゃないです the line takes too long to read but I'm "temporarily" braindead and gif related

>>32551
Don't worry, final product will be a .mkv without a bloated filesize full of vaporwave glitches.

So if it's just a "noone vs no one" debate, I'll do the real stuff next time.

>>32552
Alright, will your gif related too.

>>32554
Peter Noone loves you and his word is that of the heavens. Don't worry son if you accept his word, you will make it to heaven.

You guys are great.

As promised, here's the mkv.

>>32559
Holy shit it happened. I actually participated in doing something that works and doesn't look like I participated in doing it.

I'll get to translating ep 8 in an hour or so if you're in.

>>32560
Ok, will wait.

I'm stuck.
1:05 ここまで◯◯◯◯が侵蝕していては除去するのは不可能です

I keep hearing shuugyou but I can't find anything that would fit the context.

Okay I slowed it down and it might just be 腫瘍 shuyou (tumor) but hell if I wasn't hearing a 'g' there.

>>32563
You sure it's not shigyou?

>>32564
Well shit, I heard that 'g' too.

>>32565
I haven't considered SHIgyou but I've just checked it and there was nothing applicable I could find. Encroaching tumor fits.

>>32569
>and the name
name dictionary*

>>32569
>>32570
Ok, doing it.

>>32569
>Gorou: Huh? You are... Fart=Diet member! Your condition already improved?
Left in an equal sign there.

>>32573
shouldn't be there ofc my bad

>>32573
>>32574
You're fired, find me another translator to work with!

>>32575
Hello there, I'm Anonymous. Your previous translator, Anonymous, referred me here. I'm looking forward to our professional cooperation.

Oh, and don't mind the name similarities, purely coincidental.

Based on the responses I got elsewhere I think the surnames should be changed to Hasuyamada for the first one and Nakaono for the second.

>>32576
Hired.
1st prototype.

>>32580
>Bush
Well that's just unprofessional, he isn't running this time around.

>>32580
It worked out somehow. I'm glad it worked out somehow.

>>32581
>>32582
Noted >>32579 for next time as I train my editing skills.

>>32582
>>32583
But this is what they are saying.

おならでどうにかする！

どうにかなった。 どうにかなってよかった。

It's roughly the same phrase. You can use some other phrase but it still has to be repeated 3 times by doctor and nurse.

Looked scarier that it was. There's one line I'm not sure I've translated correctly but other grammatical options didn't make sense.

>>32594
forgot "we" in
"There's been a popular rumour recently about "MR FART" so we might be able to give her a scare."

>>32594
>>32595
Will do but for the moment, I learning about subtitle editing so don't worry about me not posting mkv right away.

>>32601
Just let me know when you're done. No point translating further eps before you finish this one. Maybe I'll try doing ED in the meantime.

ded

>>32664
Guy who does the encoding must've traveled to hades to get back guy who posts a lot of cocoa.

>>32665
Okay a month has passed. We should probably send out a search party.

>>32730
At this point archeologist expedition might be better suited.

Looks like some guy stole the mkvs from this thread and uploaded them to nyaa with the subtitles edited and some words changed
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=867995
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=868916

Dear guy, if you're reading this

I want to commend you for following the teachings of our board

But if you're to deface the subs we made include more spelling errors and put it in that yellow font that videotapes used to use

>>32735
Though you can't rule out that this might be a trap to figure out our ips remember to use a vpn or something

>>32735
Well it's not technically a lie since it was submitted by Anonymous and Anonymous did translat it for fun.

>>32736
I'm always using at least three VPN's but that's just because it's NSA policy.

delightful-latina-pounding-pussy-with-toy

https://openload.co/f/oEI5rUTxKo4/delightful-latina-pounding-pussy-with-toy.mp4
http://gallerydump.phpbb8.de/

>>32827
Hot, but her orgasm looks kind of fake.

>>32912
Funny you should post that, while grave robbing I came across some canine-like remains, and clutched between its phalanges was this text file.

>>32914
The economy is hitting hard. Japanese textbooks are hard to come by. But you do what you can.

>>32915
Uuh I was just being smug about [Double]'s inability to deliver and anti-smug about someone's ideas on why that might be.
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=868916#c601244

>>32916
Ah I see. But learning the japspeak yourself is still a good idea I should probably get on that.

>>32917
There was a "ITT we're pretending we're learning japanese" thread but I was afraid the format wasn't clever/funny enough and no one replied when I issued exercises so I figured I might be the only one interested in having that thread around so I cut it short but I can repost it and make new lessons if there's interest.

>>32918
I would occasionally go on it and ask you questions about Jap grammar you lying cunt.

>>32919
So you did but then you stopped and I thought you fucked off someplace else and others got bored. Well it didn't help that there was a flood heavy season back then and I wasn't in the mood to repost all lessons every week or so.

>>32920
Sorry senpai, I was just too busy with Jewniversity to shitpost. Now a days during the break I'm spending my days jacking off and drawing, mostly jacking off.

>>32913
And why would I want that?

>>32921
Faggot

That's my hobby