Americans are all Satanists now.

Americans don't care if stealing is legal, but Americans lose their minds if a church feeds the homeless.

fuck yeah i love santa

Part of the reason Americans love the police state is that the government made Americans dependent on the government.

The government steals money from taxpayers to give to the lazy and outlaws feeding the homeless and starting a business.

The government bans guns so Americans must rely on the Gestapo for protection.

No one dares criticize the government if they will lose their food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and Section 8.