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Prophecy- YOU SHALL DIE AFTER THE GREAT NUCLEAR WAR Anonymous 11/07/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No. 72
Prophecy- YOU SHALL DIE AFTER THE GREAT NUCLEAR WAR

"My people, why do you resist Me? The great nuclear war shall come, and millions shall be incinerated. Pray while you can, I shall always be God. I Am offended by your ineptitude, in refusing to pray to Me. The war shall come, and you shall be incinerated. You who live in the cities, beware! I Am your God, and you shall always live before Me. Perilous times shall come, and still you refuse to pray, preferring your arrogance to bowing the knee. What shall you do when the end of all things shall come? The nuclear war shall come suddenly, and millions shall be instantly incinerated. Then you shall live forever before Me. But what if you are not ready, living in sin like the wicked before Me? You shall burn in Hell forever. Prepare, for your end comes suddenly in these perilous times. Your LORD has spoken."


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Anonymous 11/01/2024 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.254 del
Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.

Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?



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