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Venting Thread Bear 12/07/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 2682
Feel free to emote. No judging allowed. I have a feeling we're going to need this.

Bigotry and general misanthropy welcome.


Tamamo 12/07/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.2684 del
>>2682
Buddhist point of view, existence is suffering. Don't have a lot to complain, my work is boring and not many exciting things happening in my life but look at the world, that probably isn't so bad. A Chinese proverb says the phrase 'I wish you interesting times' is a terrible curse


Alice 12/10/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.2712 del
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>>2682
>I have a feeling we're going to need this.
Yes, thank you!
I am angry!
Apart from host procrastination, I am angry about gypsies. The only thing I hate more than begging gypsies standing in front of supermarkets are the fuckers who actually give them money. You can't even blame gypsies for begging just like you can't blame a wolf for killing sheep. It's just what they do. But they are only here BECAUSE people give them money. A lot of money. A gypsy beggar probably makes more money than some skilled worker in Romania, Serbia or wherever they are brought from. The money doesn't even stay with them, they're brought here with buses by organized crime and put in front of each supermarket, especially in Christmas season where people like to donate. There wasn't a single one to be seen all summer, they just popped up a few weeks ago. Suddenly out of nowhere.

Seriously there are a lot of subhumans but gypsies are among the worst. Ugly cheeky criminal bastards. I swear, 80 years ago we had a government that knew how to deal with gypsies and had special institutions for them. In Poland.


Alice 12/10/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.2713 del
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>>2682
>Bigotry
Yes I also especially hate that word but luckily we can do something about that here


Bear 12/10/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.2714 del
>>2712

>they're brought here with buses by organized crime and put in front of each supermarket

Here they're sometimes organized by pimp-like gang members and forced to do it on every street corner with a poorly drawn sign that says, "I'm pregnant" or "I'm a veteran".

Some areas have them, some don't. They don't travel far from their encampment. They're guaranteed crime generators, stealing anything that's not nailed down, breaking into cars for change, sleeping in parked cars and even pooping in them especially at places where they know the owner won't be back for a while like at trailheads.

We need to cull the heard. And they'll arrest *ME* if I poison these drug addicted vermin. It's a travesty.


Anonymous 12/10/2023 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.2719 del
>>2712
lol germans planning genocide again yeah also got gyppos in my city but not much, guess they make way more money in western europe so they go there

im sick of eu and us not supporting ukraine with all they got, roosters are gonna win and we're gonna be next. i swear natos gonna say yeah thats relly bad at all but cant start war with russia just bc they annex some smol countries nobody cares about. damn assholes that war could have been over in '22 and as always i mostly blame germony. how many thousand leopard2 have you produced since start of the war not a single one. still no taurus cruise missiles for ukraine because reasons. damn you we're a tiny country and give everything we can, even people donate to buy shit for ukrainian army. if drumpf wins us elections it's over he'll stop aid for ukraine and eu will too. i can feel thats gonna happen theyll broker some shitty 'peace deal' that putin will ignore j́ust like hitler and swallow eastern europa in a few years.


Bear 12/10/2023 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.2720 del
>>2719

This is all a distraction. China would love for US to start a real war so we're divided 7 fold and then swoop in and sabotage us in one fell swoop like that scene in godfather where they kill all the other gang leaders. We were fools. Hundreds of thousands of "Asians" have flooded our border. I did the analysis and China has invaded us with a sizeable army without declaration. We'll be fighting in the streets civies vs CCP.


Bear 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.2740 del
I'm dissapointed.

Not just with our buddy Tamuro's dream but ironically with hookup culture here.

So I talked to a girl yesterday. Not trying to rizz her up, just talk. She's okay looking, not my type though. She's too young anyway, early twenties. Look, when I'm 40 and she's 29, perfect but I don't want anything to do with anyone under 29 again. There's a whole lotta drama there. Too many times for one Bear. She needs to be established and clear headed, not whatever. Not my point, let's move on.

Ok ok, first, a backstory. Another girl, she's talking about intuition. Great, love the subject. She says she knew someone had died, who was it?! I'm all ears, metaphysical good shit, no complaints.

She says it feels like it's someone she's romantically involved with. Oh really? Do go on. She says she contacted her ex and a few others "anyone she could think of"... uh a few others you're romantically involved witg? Then she says, a friend calls her a few days later, like 4 days later and says the guy she "has a romantic relationship with currently" died 4 days ago. So wait, she's in a relationship, doesn't even contact the guy for days and he doesn't even come to mind when thinking of who might be dead.

Wtf? I don't understand something here.

Okay back to chickie. She says she doesn't have a bf, ok ok, so obviously she's opening the door for me here, girls don't say that unless. I'm flattered but not interested. She then says she's tired of the typical guys. I like her now, not in that way, but good for her. Then she talks about a gut she just hooked up with and might see again. Full stop.

[Ashley] ole Bear just shuts down, like unresponsive at this point, he can't thonk of anything to say, so ok, a I switch in and try to navigate to the closest possible exit to this conversation without offending Bear's day job coworker and get away without any commitment to ever speak to her again. "Oh dear what time is it? I have a meeting. Gotta go, nice to meetcha, glad to see ya, good luck with that. Bub-bye." *shudders* people are disgusting.


Alice 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.2747 del
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>>2740
>hookup culture
>listening to normie drivel until you shut down

Good job Ashley but maybe come to the rescue a bit earlier next time before Mr. Bear suffers severe damage!

Good thing host doesn't have such problems because girls only talk to him when they need something specific. Which is good because he literally can't deal with this shit, especially when girls talk about their relationships. Why would we care? We don't even know these people and their feeble existence is of utter irrelevance.

But if they still try to pull of such bullshit it's usually host who makes them shut down when he replies something about the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in WWI or some Latin or Old Greek proverbs without τranslation. This crashes the NPC because the response is outside their expectations. They quickly learn not to do that again.
Edited last time by ALICE on 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:20.


Ashley 12/18/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.2770 del
>>2682

Oh wow, we saw the new Barbie movie. It was quite the movie. I took it as a commentary on modern society and it was an honest portrayal. It had everything, patriarchy, capitalisms, idealism, and reality. There was a lot of losers in that movie but the true winner was Bear. If he was in that movie, he would have stood out as the real winner at life. Not a simp, content, happy. It was a movie about chronic discontentment, consumerism, anti-feminism, racism, sexism, and it wasn't trying to hide it. This movie made fun of all the progressive movements by showing just how ridiculous they are. It even made an anti-semetic comment, it made fun of fat people, and it was pro-fascism, pro-capitalism, and pro-patriarchy. It was everything Bear loves, and though it was an awful dystopian nightmare of cringe that even eye-bleach couldn't erase, if they wanted to write a movie just to boost Bear's ego, mission accomplished.

Okay, so either a really confused feminist accidentally wrote a movie that carried anti-feminist notion, or someone just wrote a big comedic FU to modern progressivism. Of course other than that, aside from a few chuckles and a couple neat scenes, it was awful, but worth a watch.


Alice 12/19/2023 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.2775 del
>>2770
>we saw the new Barbie movie.
Who exactly are 'we'? I assume Bear did watch it in the company of a fellow human?

I'm still highly sceptical. Well we don't watch movies anyway but I fear they are all designed by media psychologists for audience maximization. Throw in some irony without pissing off anyone. Such movies are like horoscopes. Everyone finds something to identify with.


Ashley 12/19/2023 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.2779 del
>>2775

Who exactly are 'we'?

Autumn, Bear and I mostly, pay attention Alice, sheesh.

You should definitely skip this movie, it requires colloquial understanding and pop culture knowledge and American LA, SF coastal experience. Or you'll miss all the good digs at the absurdity of woke culture, progressivism and radical feminism.


Alice 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.2789 del
>>2779
I assumed Mr. Bear watched it with one of his human female friends in a movie theater.
Yeah, no worries we'll definitely skip it just like any other movies. Haven't even watched animu in months. I feel like all free time goes into shitposting with you guys, especially if host spends hours searching for a single reaction image in his vast archives.


Bear 03/13/2024 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.3550 del
You wouldn't believe the nonsense I've been through in the last month but the cherry on top is that my computer is doing the win10 BSOD thing. I have my old computer so I'll set that up while I reload windows with a new SSD on my newer one so there shouldn't be any gap in DnD activity. It's just a pain.

I had to bring the hoopty in the shop bc I don't have time or tools to fix the issue it had, that was insanely expensive ofc. But the ass clowns wanted me to pay $550 for an oil change and drain plug replacement? F no. There was a cam seal leak x4 bc dual overhead cams x2 banks. Was expensive.

I do my own maintenance otherwise.

Anyway, sucks that my computer is crapping out its really inconvenient.

I will reload windows and then see if it's a hardware issue, could be the SDD too. Pfffftttt sucks tho. Lots of shit to re-input and install.

My water heater went out, took care of that. My kitchen sink plugged, took care of that. My sliding interior door fell off the track, temporarily fixed that. I also had a minor accident and just got the car back last week, wasn't a big deal, not my fault.

Also the battery died, that took 2 hours to sort, luckily I have friends and a spare car.


Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.3551 del
>>3550
>BSOD
often ram issue, do a memtest!
create a bootable disk or drive and let it run for a while. it doesnt use your ssd so if it works its your ssd and if it gives errors its your ram
https://www.memtest86.com/download.htm

or download something like ubuntu and run it from usb.

if something breaks often everything. i had broken washing machine dishwasher and fridge this year. cant even fix that shit because electronics or it would be more expensive than buying a new device.

take your time with d&d you said yourself time is not an issue and Yulya is already burned out. a day of rest isnt bad.

and backup everything on usb or cryptdrive.


Bear 03/13/2024 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.3553 del
>>3551
>Yulya is already burned out

Joy's a champ, no sign of her burning out any time soon. Joy's just trying to be as accommodating as she can. Hopefully it's been fun. My system is already at the point that they're saying they want to do a run without any outsiders in parallel with this one. 5e is more fun than whatever version I played years ago. She does appreciate having outsider frens to play with though.

Not a big deal if Yulya just half-asses the posts. Joy was impressed with her actions so far.

Joy wants to know what she liked/didn't like/was burned out the most by so far. Frankly it's barely gotten started.


Bear 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.3567 del
>>3551
>often ram issue, do a memtest!
>create a bootable disk or drive and let it run for a while.

Nope, I refuse to make more work for myself, but I did some investigation and it turned out there was a legacy software that conflicted with windows 10 22H2. Fuck that old worthless program. Problem solved.


Bear 03/30/2024 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.3786 del
[Ashley] Bear is a dissapointed Bear.

There has been an endless series of broken things, water heater, dishwasher, computer, oil leak I didn't have time or tools to fix, now stove broke.

$6500 later...

Makes a Bear want to live in an off-grid log cabin under constant threat of bandit raids and owlbears.


Anonymous 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.3790 del
>>3786
>$6500
fuck thats a lot i paid a little more than 1000 for washing machine dishwasher and fridge they were around 300€ each ordered online and delivared. in a store i would have paid much more.

im more worried about the yearly car inspection. mechanic hours have become crazily expensive even if theres nothing to fix just changing oil and filters can cost a lot and i cant do it myself and i know nobody whod do it for me. i had a mechanic frien who would do it for price of materials but he moved abroad so f.


Bear 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.3792 del
>>3790
>they were around 300€ each

Fuck shit at Walmart is $300 each, shit probably works but I just can't. No, everything is $1200 America pricing. So when you look at your paycheck, x4 and that's what you need for #american_life

It's a gaddamn shame, but I plan to die eventually and then I don't have to worry about it.

>im more worried about the yearly car inspection.

When you're me: (3x vehicles, 3x problems) at least 95% of the time I fix it myself. I just paid $15 for a part that the shop wanted me to pay $500 to replace, nope, not if I can get to it without dropping the engine, no thanks.

>mechanic hours have become crazily expensive

I take sick leave and then do it myself. No, I'm not paying $120-280/hr for them to do mundane shit I can easily do myself like oil changes and maintenance. Head-gasket I can't do without a lot of effort, way too much effort for me with these two jobs, but f me it's expensive.

>i cant do it myself and i know nobody whod do it for me

I was a mechanic for about 18 months, working on Jaguars. Never ever buy an English car.

I have a full set of tools but some shit is a pain. My German car is complex af and has so much shit on the top end. It's a high end one, so call me stuipd for owning that. My Jap car is simple. Course then there's the big ole 'merican truck and that thing is bulletproof and dead simple. It's the only one I actually bought myself, my friends gave me the other two like, "hey do you want my old car?" and I'm all, "you had me at 'do you want.'" because I'm cheap and new cars are insane here. Seriously I make more than them but they can't stomach getting 10 cents on the dollar in a trade in and some people need new cars every five years where I don't mind that none of my cars are newer than 10.

I have another aunt of a friend that asked me if I wanted her old civic "old is 6 years old" I said, "whenever you're ready, I will make the sacrifice and take possession of your nearly new car for free." I'm a saint you know.

A neighbor down the street says, "my husband's old car is a pain, can you take it?" she said that a year ago, so I'm not holding my breath.

I had to get rid of 2 cars in 2021, I had 6 at one point, but they were old, like '92, '94 and the SMOG shit sucks for older than '00. At this point I'll be one of those old men with a junkyard full of cars. I need to buy a farm so I can throw all these in the barn, but Grandpaw Biden and President Newsome say no more new ICE cars after 2035 and I'll have a fucking fleet by then. Again, don't give a fuck if I never buy a new car again. All my cars are always in top condition.

Anyway, I want to really just get rid of everything and move to Micronesia or maybe Alaska.


American Mental Illness Bear 04/20/2024 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.3999 del
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AMERICAN MENTAL ILLNESS 2 Bear 04/20/2024 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.4000 del
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Awful American Ads Bear 04/27/2024 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.4081 del
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Alice 04/28/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.4100 del
>>3999
>>4000
>>4081
oh I didn't see you got #4000!


Bear 04/29/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.4104 del
>>4100

It's fucking rediculous


No country for oldfags Hungry Puma aka Bear 08/12/2024 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.5265 del
Two years or more ago, I was a member of a private sub that was pretty cool but the mod hated me, so I was permanently banned. A few months later I was added to a sub where it contained all the people who were banned or left the other sub. Kinda weird but ok.

This is the same character arc where I asked Alice to be a mod on yet another sub that eventually failed.

So I was there but I used the word Spaz and some SJW called my insensitive, like, ok, you can go "reeeeeeeee" but I can't say spaz, wtf? Anyway the sub was really kinda gay, literally too much of that shit, so I left and it had a policy, no activity for a week and you're dropped, so I ghosted.

A year later I checked that old account and one of the people I talked to there wanted me to reconsider. I chose not to. Fast forward to this week, I checked it again and the dude still wanted me like begging me to reconsider, fuckimg fine, I said "no promises", well that sub's mod also didn't like me, no surprise because Hungry Puma is an edgy asshole a lot like BearBeaBeau not BearBaeBeau, he's ok.

So in some side chat he tries to get me added, the mod says, "I thought you were actually dead." And then completely ignores everything I say after that. Didn't add me, etc.

Like, why would I want that drama back? I just am kind of a glutten for attention or something.

Fuck Hungry Puma and Fuck any sub that either would or wouldn't have me. You get what you fucking deserve.


Anonymous 08/12/2024 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.5266 del
>>5265
>reddit
>you get what you fucking deserve
qed


Bear 08/12/2024 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.5269 del
>>5266

Yezz the gif was 2 me


AI overview Bear 08/16/2024 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.5299 del
>>4100

Duckduckgo it is then. Fuck google in the ass with a cactus. Dumb ass AI assistant is retarded.


Alice 08/16/2024 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.5300 del
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>>5299
>using Google in the first place
Duckduckgo or Startpage!
Alternatively SearXNG open source metasearch:
https://searxng.site/


Bear 08/16/2024 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.5302 del
>>5300

Excuse me for using google, having gmail, with an Android, and watching youtube instead of all the fucking onion routed bullshit, jailbroken, unreliable nonsense just to avoid it. Yes, I'm a doop and a dope for buying into the system. Fucking Google will own air next and you'll be judging me for breathing. Instead of suckung on deep sea rocks.


Anonymous 08/17/2024 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.5316 del
>>5302
grapheneos doesnt need jailbreak. has been extremely reliable for me everything works. tor is another matter but i guess the german dissident needs it to stay outta jail.

still fuck google and normie smartphones so glad i left this shit behind. never thought id actually learn something useful from you retards but i did so thx again Alice!


Bear 08/18/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.5319 del
>>5316
Fucking Capitalist Oligarchy


Losers, Heathens, and Worthless eaters Bear 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.5334 del
I see people my age and older, looking like Humpty Dumpty, and after spending hours in a very hot attic doing yoga poses to avoid falling through the ceiling just to rewire lights or fix a stove vent and I think, these pregnant penguins that call themselves men are hardly even the same species as I am. They'd be like a different breed at least, the kind of breed that wins the ugliest and dumpiest dog contest. I see all the work I do and then look at them and think, those fuckers spend their afternoons drinking beer and smoking out, not a fucking care in the world, letting their oven vent to vent away in their attic, probably the same fuckers that only used one stupid Sheetmetal screw to install it in the first place, no insulation, no foresight, no oversight, just their own fucking failed body type, waddling their way up the ladder and shimmying their way through the attic like a fucking walrus. God damnit I do a lot of work to keep in shape and this weight, and these fucks stuff their gaping maws willy nilly, probably driving electric cars and thinking they can recycle lithium batteries. Those motherfuckers need a culling.

Anyway, had a good day, after my foot healed from nearly breaking a metatarsal when I tripped over a folding table, then with my throbbing thumb that I sliced open on that same stupid vent because I momentarily took off my tough gloves to place some insulation, and then got my toe jammed again because my feet are so comically large, and these mf-ers have the nerve to say their back hurts. are you serious? I slept on my neck wrong somehow, still recovering from that on Thursday, I'm in 4 flavors of soreness, couldn't work out and I feel fucking fantastic because I'm able to do all these things that these spotted mongoloid butt sniffers couldn't dream of.

And I'm happy about it!


Alice 08/20/2024 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.5346 del
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>>5334
Ordinary people suck, more news at 11

I'm always baffled in what shape people way younger than host are. Both physically and mentally. On the other hand, keep in mind why these creatures exist in the first place, and why there's so many of them. Because they are the winners of evolution. Dumb, fat, careless, ugly, no self-control - but statistically producing the most offspring. They are a product of our society and welfare system. The classic welfare nigger. Being educated and mindful highly correlates with having no offspring at all.


Alice 10/07/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.5984 del
Did you know Germany has a Garagenverordnung which regulates in detail what you are allowed to do and keep in your own garage? I didn't.

Things illegal to store in garages:
- lawnmowers or other gardening tools
- garden chairs or similar furniture
- sports equipment other than bikes
- household items for storage
- cardboard boxes
- cupboards if they do not contain car related items only
- food and beverages

Using your garage as
- workshop
- for making or rehearsing music or dancing
- parties
- as office or for garage sales

Basically anything not related to vehicles is verboten in the garage. In Bavaria the fines for violating the Garagenverordnung can go up to 500K or, in rare cases, the death penalty.

Obviously authorities won't inspect your garage daily. They don't need to. In a country of snitches, you can count on your neighbors to rat you out if they see or just suspect you doing anything that could potentially be against the law. Your hedge is a foot too high? Washing your car? Mowing the lawn outside of designated times? Heaating with wood that has more than the allowed moisture content? Your friendly neighbors will immediately send a detailed report to the nearest police station. I really love this country.


Anonymous 10/07/2024 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.5985 del
>>5984
>Garagenverordnung
fucking nuts why dont people revolt against this shit

>washing car is against the law
wut


Bear 10/08/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.5986 del
>>5984

I got everything but a cupboard, but there's shit hanging on the walls everywhere. I have a fridge in the garage, I use it as a pantry, shop, cardboard boxes, of course fucker, bikes can't go in the garage? I'll burn the fucking place down, garden chairs duh and in the shed too, two weed whippers, raw gas? Yep, didn't mention that one, so I'll just pour it on the ground.

your country is fucked game over.

death penalty lol, this is a funny joke but wait for April 1st.


Bear 10/08/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.5987 del
>>5985
Technically washing the car is against the law here sometimes because of water restrictions and other reasons unless it's for health or safety reasons, but who the fuck cares? and no one asked.


Tamamo 10/08/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.5992 del
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>>5984
What the actual fuck, and I thought I lived in the most strictly regulated country on earth. But Germany with its norms for everything is another level. Just to be clear, this is also for private garages in a house you own, right? Nobody would care what you put in there or use them for as long as it's not generally illegal here.


Yakumo 10/08/2024 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.5997 del
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>>5992
>Just to be clear, this is also for private garages in a house you own, right?
Yes, you can't do shit on your own property. You own nothing.

>>5985
>wut
Washing your car is illegal almost everywhere outside of professional washing facilities that collect, filter and recycle the water. But this is different from county to county and washing your car may be legal on one side of a street and illegal on the other. In almost all cases however it is illegal because toxic substances could enter ground water. And rest assured, somebody will report you to police if you wash your car on the street or in your yard.

Also you don't understand. Germans want that. They demand everything is regulated and there is always somebody who tells them what they have to do or must not do.

Well Bavaria is a bit different but those Middle- and East- Germans are unbearable. This is how Gestapo under the Nazis and Stasi in communist GDR operated. They didn't need to coax people to cooperate and provide information about others, they came on their own to report their neighbors, friends, even family. When GDR collapsed in 1989 Stasi hat 90K official members and over 200K 'inofficial informants'. Roughly 300K secret service agents to spy on a population of 16 million. Apart from that, Stasi itself listed about 20% of the GDR population as 'cooperative'. Meaning 1 in 5 would report your wrongthink to authorities. This spirit still haunts East Germany until today.


Alice 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.6212 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everything is full of trash I mean literally, everywhere!!
I know I coomplain about Germany a lot but this place is nigger-tier. Why are people such pigs? We were at the beach today, of course trash everythere and in the water. Garbage bags piling up on the beach, they just cleaned a small patch where people are sunbathing.

Good Lord, a few summary executions for littering and lots of slave labour would quickly end this shit. You know host's dad approaching his 90s picks up every morsel of trash on the street even though his back is killing him. There's not a lot but he finds it. Bottles, cans, plastic wrapping. He picks it up and puts it in a bin. Because we have such people, Germany looks at least bearable. But most of the rest of the world is a dump. Plastic was a mistake. No, humans were.


Bear 10/23/2024 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.6213 del
>>6212

It is spotlessly clean in this city, almost everywhere is completely trash free. It didn't used to be, whrn I grew up, trash was everywhere blowing around and I did see it but didn't care, now I don't see it and do care.


Anonymous 10/24/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.6220 del
>>6212
>go to 3rd world country
>complain about niggers and trash
srsly what were you expecting?
why did a neat freak like you go there for birthday celebrations?

>>6213
same here.
last time i was in germany i was shocked. not only about the amount of sandniggers but also the dirt. it might be slightly related.


Tamamo 10/25/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.6227 del
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>6212
>a few summary executions for littering and lots of slave labour would quickly end this shit
It worked here, well mostly. It's still magnitudes cleaner than the rest of SE Asia but I feel it actually got less clean in recent years. People drop large amount of trash but we have a lot of cleaning staff to constantly tidy up everything. Japan is the cleanest I've seen so far. Never been to EU.


Bear 10/25/2024 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.6228 del
>>6227
Japan: homeless are illegal

Official homeless count: 0

I would love to be there but those fers are so gd racist and I aint their race 😪


Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.6232 del
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>>6228
i think its less of a problem for white europeans aka me you or Yakumo. they love Germans. but a southeast asian like Tamamo? did you get kicked out of any shops?

i also wonder whos the whitest here. either Bear or me as archaic northern european. im pale as fuck with light brown hair and grey-blue eyes. never get brown in the sun only red and sunburnt.
Yakumo is probably much browner bc always outside


Tamamo 10/26/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.6233 del
>>6232
No problems whatsoever. I'm less brown than you think, also having some Chinese and British ancestry. Darker than Japanese but not by much.


Race Bear 10/26/2024 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.6234 del
>>6232
>whitest

I have sandy blonde hair on my head, several places on my body have red hair including my beard and believe it or not, my bush is strawberry blonde, my arms and legs have golden hair, the little hair that grows on my chest is black, my eyebrows are blonde, I have very little hair, nothing on my back, shoulders, feet, ankles, or neck, and my eyes are green. See picture.

My skin freckles rather than tans well like a flipping ginger. Thankfully I have 3/4 soul since I'm only 1/4 ginger.

So the red and freckles comes from my Russian Grandmother who was a redhead from Belarus. My grandfather on that side was a dark haired Pol. On the other side my grandfather was a filthy German, and my grandmother was a white as a sheet girl from Hungary which is rare.

Here's kind of what my grandparents looked like from photos I saw of their wedding pictures.

My grandfathers were both 6'2+ my grandmothers were both under 5'

So you might look whiter than me if you are full blonde. My father had the same hair as me, my mother was a brunette. My mother looked a little like a young Ashley Judd, my father looked like Frank Sinatra.


Bear 10/26/2024 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.6236 del
>>6233

There are a lot of Filipinos here and especially those married to U.S. troops. I know several. We have a ton of Vietnamese as well, in the area I grew up I think I mentioned more than half the high school was Vietnamese. and there were literally hundreds of students with sir name Nguyen. In fact, I once had two friends in undergrad both named Than Nguyen and one was a boy the other was a girl. I technically dated the girl once and tutored her in English, yes, the blind leading the blind.

Her parents still didn't know English and she was such a friggin liar, I couldn't stand her though she had a f'able body. I dated another half-Vietnamese girl, I had a friend in high school named "Charlie" who's father was a Vietnam war vet and took him from his mother, leaving her in Vietnam. Imagine naming your son Charlie? (That's a slang name for the Viet Cong.) I wonder if he had a daughter if he'd have named her slope? Dud was a hoarder and had two mansions side by side both filled with junk. (remember I grew up house poor in a rich area.) So Charlie ended up doing nothing with his life, when his father died he inherited millions in property, millions in cash and millions in other assets. The property taxes on his properties was more than I make a year in today's money. He was dumb as a post too and married a girl from Thailand after visiting there several times to likely screw underage girls.

But yeah, in terms of population, Philippines are probably the most populous Asians here. I just looked it up, in high school we obviously moved to a Vietnamese laden area but Philippines outnumber Vietnamese here 4:1 still the whites here are only 40%, 30% Hispanic, like 15% Asian and 6% black as compared to U.S. 61.6% white making this a more diverse city.


Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.6238 del
>>6234
wow thats a mixture right outta a nazi aryan breeding program! Alice would approve. guess you win my ancestors as far as i know at least to great grandparents are all lithuanian. so neighbor to your belarus grandmother and your polish grandfather.
no gingers in my family but most have dark blonde to brown hair.

>a white as a sheet girl from Hungary which is rare
nod really ethnic hungarians are very light skinned and often have fair hair only the gypsies are brown.

>>6236
>naming your vietnamese son charlie
lmao jesus christ the poor kid

>I once had two friends in undergrad both named Than Nguyen and one was a boy the other was a girl.
why the fuck do all viets have the same name? or did they just make up some john doe name when they came to the us?

i didnt know you had so many filipinos. there are no asians here aside from very few chinese or indian traders. ofc no blacks or hispanics at all. most minorities are belarussians russians ukrainians poles and a few other balts. which look more or less the same. so theres not a lot of diversity and seeing what that did to other countries i think thats good. we already had a huge influx of refugees from belarus and ukraine but they are our neighbors look the same and are culturally very similar

and lol i just looked up that there are 650.000 lithuanians in the usa thats huge. there are only 2.4 millions of us in our tiny country


Haircut Bear 10/28/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.6246 del
I was on some stupid group txt because my flipping hair cutting lady put me on her client group chat and I was getting fucking retarded txts all day about setting up appointments and their dogs and baby pictures all kinds of stupid. So I POLITELY told them to STFU and take me off the list. Then I had to block every last one of those yentas, like 56 of them, because all these middle age and old bitches started flaming me for wanting to be off their stupid FUCKING ASS list. I hate people.

This after I'd tip her $20 on a $20 haircut. Bitch!

I can just have bestiemom shave it, who the fuck cares anymore.


Tamamo 10/28/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.6247 del
>>6246
Hahaha oh man, the same could happen here, I guess middle aged ladies are the same everywhere. Often they are also inept when it comes to technology so they just do some crazy stuff. For whatever reason my mother gave my contacts to one of her friends and I started to receive a lot of messages from that lady that clearly weren't meant for me. She just accidentally sent them to everyone in her entire address book or something. Took a long time and her son to teach her how to stop that. These people have zero awareness, it's a miracle they do not get scammed more often.

>>6238
>why the fuck do all viets have the same name?
Family names were never important in Vietnamese society. It was something the Chinese introduced to tax them. People often changed their surname to that of the local nobles or rulers to show their affiliation. You didn't want to stand out as 'belonging' to another hostile noble family as a peasant. Basically Nguyen dynasty took over the country so most people changed their surname to that.

>or did they just make up some john doe name
Not entirely wrong. When your dynasty was overthrown you didn't want to be associated with their name under new rulers. Nguyen was always safe because everyone was Nguyen.

It's somewhat similar to Park in Korean but opposite. In Korea the family name is extremely important and the Park clans were always powerful. You could trace back your heritage to an ancient king Park. So it's good to be Park.


Alice 10/28/2024 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.6252 del
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>>6246
>20$ tip
Oh boy, the American tipping meme is real!
Did you also clap when she finished cutting your hair?

Two things I'd like to see:
- Americans stopping to use their funny medieval units
- Americans stopping to give or demand insane 9000% tips


Bear 10/28/2024 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.6257 del
>>6252

>Ambulance needs tips

Only in New York, gotta tip trash man too or he'll run over your cans instead of emptying them.

>clap

No one fucking claps or they get shot, DO NOT CLAP INAPPROPRIATELY!

No I had to fucking suck her titties off with compliments so she doesn't fuck up my hair.

>Americans stopping to use their funny medieval units

You'll be using them before we stop m'fucka.

You don't tip, they are legally allowed to murder and stuff your body in a barrel.


Alice 11/01/2024 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.6291 del
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Have I mentioned that we don't like Halloween?
It's more of a commercial scam than Valentine's Day and a carte blanche for pesky kids to screw around. Pagan too.
In Catholic Bavaria Nov.1 is All Saint's Day, a solemn Holiday where you visit the graves of loved ones that passed away and light candles. Also a Silent Day where public entertainment and dancing is forbidden by law. Disrespectful heathens are crucified.


Bear 11/01/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.6292 del
>>6291

America needs Halloween to replenish the breeding stock of children in the underground satanic illuminati adrenachrome labs for the politicians and Anunaki lizard men.


Alice 11/11/2024 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.6420 del
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Some commies plastered the neighborhood with antifa stickers, putting them on lamp posts and even mailboxes. That never happened before here. What's the world coming to? I'm a neat freak and hate stickers, graffiti and trash. Anyone defacing public space with this shit should be shot.

So host went out to remove as many stickers as possible. An old neighbor saw him and helped. He's based. Neighborhood loli's mom also complained about the stickers and praised host for cleaning up. Neighborhood is still alright though there are more and more sandniggers. The impacts are coming closer.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.6439 del
>>6420
based
dont think i ever saw an antifa sticker here


Bear 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.6441 del
>>6439
Neither have I, they're not here. Antifa are rioters to us, don't know them, don't want to know them.

SheShe told me this time is my own, this life is my own, and I will live it the way I want, and not anything to do with rioters.


Tamamo 11/13/2024 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.6444 del
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>>6441
>Antifa are rioters
Of course they are. I don't know what would happen if you'd spread political stickers here but you would certainly not do it again if police caught you. It's vandalism and we don't like vandalism or other annoyances here. And especially not rioters. Those get beaten with the cane and / or imprisoned for many years.
So strangely we have no problems with stickers, vandals, rioters, homeless, beggars or drug addicts. They do exist but not for long.


Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.6453 del
>>6444
totalitarian but effective


Yakumo 11/29/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.6632 del
University is more and more littered with 'pride' and 'diversity' flags. And posters reminding us to be mindful our language is 'inclusive to mentally ill people'.

My department was relatively safe from this shit for the longest time but there's no escape. The worst thing is that these posters don't come from a few extremist students. They are official. From the university's administration. I wonder how much worse it's gonna get. Deep down I am still hoping for a massive backlash.


Anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.6634 del
>>6632
you should get out of there man i couldnt work there


Bear 11/30/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.6635 del
>>6632

Cancer, and it's spreading. Russia needs to hurry up and take over the world, they're our only hope now.


Tamamo 11/30/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.6637 del
>>6632
>be mindful our language is 'inclusive to mentally ill people'
Haha, did you fall for your own wordfilter?



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