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new news thread Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 22:46:50 [Preview] No. 41160 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the other one is autosäging.
Here's the link to the reply of Turkbernd to Brbernd: >>41154

In other news:
>20th Enlarged Meeting of Political Bureau of 7th Central Committee of WPK Held
...in North Korea - says Rodong Sinmun.
>The Chinese mainland reported 20 new imported COVID-19 cases Monday, bringing the total number of imported cases to 3,804.
- says China Daily
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202011/24/WS5fbc5ddca31024ad0ba95fe5.html
>the number of covid cases increased only with 6000 since March in China
- says CCP
Wow, this might mean about the half of the new cases are imported.
>Russian vaccine is very good
- says Russia
https://www.rt.com/russia/507660-sputnik-vaccine-effective-mandatory/
>won't give moneyz to Hungary because nazi
- says EU

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Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 18:14:30 [Preview] No.45060 del
>>45059
Shootings are rare even around here. But now Slovenia really closed up to the civilized West.
>a shooting between a group of Roma and individuals from the countries of the former Yugoslavia
>witness said "We humans"
Google's translation subconsciously reflects the truth.
What kind of pay-off was this I wonder. Pretty safe bet both sides were up to no good. Model citizens usually don't go around shooting.


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 23:33:10 [Preview] No.45062 del
>>45061
I have a livestream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lP1zzNoBZCk [Embed]


Btw La Palma is that island which has a chance of flank collapse which would trigger a massive tsunami towards America.
https://www.cityofboston.gov/Images_Documents/La%20Palma%20Canary%20Island%20Generated%20Tsunami%20Study_tcm3-31980.pdf


Bernd 09/20/2021 (Mon) 08:56:16 [Preview] No.45063 del
>>45062
>has a chance
How large? Is it in that paper?
It's from 2001 I see, I guess, the amount of research they spending on the question isn't too large.


Bernd 09/20/2021 (Mon) 13:28:45 [Preview] No.45064 del
>>45063
The way I understand geological evidence of prior such events (I think that's briefly mentioned in the paper too), the mean time to happen is 100,000 years.
How this translates into chance to happen during this particular eruption, I don't know, but by rule of thumb I'd use previous figure, let's say it's 10x as likely to happen than anywhere else (since the particular slope is established to be unstable), I would estimate 0.1% at max.



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いもげとかそのあたり とちゃき 07/02/2019 (Tue) 14:05:06 [Preview] No. 152795 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
前スレ
>>148201
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とちゃき 09/20/2021 (Mon) 03:50:56 [Preview] No.158813 del
どうして…


とちゃき 09/20/2021 (Mon) 05:50:05 [Preview] No.158814 del
こっちも重くなってない?


とちゃき 09/20/2021 (Mon) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.158815 del
ダイススレとか立てたいのに


とちゃき 09/20/2021 (Mon) 10:23:56 [Preview] No.158816 del
>こっちも重くなってない?
ここは元々ちょっと重い時のふたばぐらいの反応速度だよ


とちゃき 09/20/2021 (Mon) 10:43:31 [Preview] No.158817 del
endchanのリブレは鯖がよわよわなので重いからSP鯖のリブレをオススメするぞ
https://sportschan.org/librejp/catalog.html



Board spelunking Bernd 02/22/2019 (Fri) 01:19:01 [Preview] No. 23385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: we explore small boards to find cool stuff and for curiosity's sake and then report on our findings.

My search area consists of non-porn 8chan boards with a poster count in the 10-100 range, but other boards are also welcome.

How do conversations proceed? Which memes are appreciated? Is any OC produced? What kinds of threads are made? What are the board's collective opinions on its subject matter? What is its relationship to other boards? What is the userbase's ideology and outlook? How is the moderation? These are some of the questions that can be answered.

I'll start with /doomer/. At 80 posters it's second on the list, just behind /ausneets/ with 84. The subject matter and the name are one and the same.

Most threads belong in one of three categories:

-Aesthetics threads on topics such as somber art, music and architecture. Art thread had this peculiar picture. The first page houses a good thread on brutalism, though it got derailed into a conversation about women. Even the board's CSS has this feeling.
-Sincere expressions of how posters are nihilistic, feel they've fucked up in life and dislike the people around them. Often start with greentext personal experiences. Drugs and family relations are common themes.
-Venting against society at large.

There's a lot of hate against people, but not much between individual posters. Ideologies span the whole ecosystem of online radicalism, with anarchists, fascists, primitivists and the like.

I'll post more findings later.
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Bernd 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:28:55 [Preview] No.43773 del
>>23385
doomer banned me for asking if the BO was gay due to his posts.
They only sad because it's a meme
>depression
>real


Bernd 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:33:52 [Preview] No.43774 del
test


Bernd 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:37:06 [Preview] No.43775 del
>>43773
Psychology isn't real.


Dutch bernd Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:22:24 [Preview] No.45053 del
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>>43768
>>43768
Came back from a birthdays a few days ago. Thought I should gift you sumthing Hungarybernd

https://magyarchan.net/

I heard you like taking Hungarian, so we put Hungarians in a Hungarian imageboard. So now you can talk Hungarian with other Hungarian while posting in an imageboard that's completely Hungarian unless you already knew about this site


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 08:02:21 [Preview] No.45057 del
>>45053
Thanks.
Yes, I'm aware of its existence. I think it's the third iteration of Hungarian chans. I don't use it. I think I could count the occasions I posted on Hungarian chans on the fingers of one of my hands.
Check out their /int/ board.



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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:06:30 [Preview] No. 32381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just realised something... something spooky as fuck.

You know how sumo is derived from some ancient rituals? How it was performed in shrines, to appease the kami, to ensure prosperity? It was only later professionalised, and is now performed on a national level by salaried wrestlers, but there are still many religious elements, from how the ring is consecrated by a priest before each tournament, yokozuna entering the ring with that big white rope around his belt, to wrestlers actually throwing salt into the ring before each bout as a means of consecration. It is a deeply religious ritual, somehow performed to appease the kami for the entire nation of Japan. Kinda like how the ancient Olympic Games were performed on temple grounds, and were a form of vitalist worship of Greek gods.

You know when's the last time sumo wasn't performed as scheduled? March 2011. The March of the earthquake and tsunami that rekt Japan. But guess what? The tournament was cancelled a month before. Because of some match-fixing scandal. Yep, that's right. And the earthquake happened 2 days before the tournament was scheduled.

The earthquake happened because the sumo ritual wasn't performed. Because the kami weren't appeased. They were pissed and caused the earthquake as a warning.
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Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 19:10:01 [Preview] No.45015 del
>>45012
Heh, just watched.
Finally I gave up and just covered the stuff for tomorrow.
>Abi got another win.
He needed it.
>but it still wasn't enough.
Run out of steam, and couldn't counter the hug.


Bernd 09/18/2021 (Sat) 16:34:23 [Preview] No.45045 del
Azomaryu's first win, quite quick. Great push on the back of the neck of Takakento.
Wakatohomaru's pushing techique looks something that should be hard on the wrist.
Endo vs. Chiyonokumi! Spectacular!
Ura got bent half. Backwards.
Tobizaru vs. Takarafuji. Got a couple of surprise moments. No shame for Tobizaru.
Kiribayama showed some break dance skills.
Takayesss!
Takakeisho seems eager to fix his score. Btw his match was before Shodai's. Why the change? They can slide down in the list based on the performance during basho?


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:12:33 [Preview] No.45048 del
>>44983
ach missed the stream bernd. Sorries


Dutch bernd Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:13:39 [Preview] No.45049 del
>>45048
And now I'm Serbian

r8


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 07:50:55 [Preview] No.45056 del
>>45048
I stream every day, same time 18 Central Euro (Summer) Time.

>>45049
You met Danebernd there?



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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because old thread is resting in peace
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Bernd 09/06/2021 (Mon) 20:15:30 [Preview] No.44936 del
>>44935
>transporte naval
They were doomed.


Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:30:55 [Preview] No.44964 del
>>43710
>Is that Drachenlord?

It is! I need to upload more of that guy

>German humour

is good yes?


Bernd 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:21:39 [Preview] No.44981 del
>>44964
>is good yes?
Umm, great.
>I need to upload more of that guy
Sure.


Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:29:31 [Preview] No.45025 del
>>44981
>Umm, great.

He's so-so. Honestly he's really kinda gross. He posts on kohl often. Would be interesting inviting him here.

>Sure
I'll look into more webms I have of him


Bernd Board volunteer 09/19/2021 (Sun) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.45055 del
>>45025
>He's so-so. Honestly he's really kinda gross
Really? This can be a problem, we have very high standards and expectations.



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PolandBall thread Bernd 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:57:38 [Preview] No. 42021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Polandball thread?
Polandball thread?

I have some comics saved up that I wanted to upload here. Enjoy. And remember to like, r8 and subscribe for more content
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Bernd 03/19/2021 (Fri) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.43012 del
>>42709
The third one is very good.
>>42608
The second one confuses me.
I have some on my old laptop, when I get around to it, I'll post them here.
How does one into polandball?
More should be made.
I am Australian, not burger


Bernd 03/20/2021 (Sat) 07:13:32 [Preview] No.43017 del
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>>43012
>The second one confuses me.
I dunno what's that about either. The fly/skeeter/bee thingy is Uganda.
>How does one into polandball?
You wanna make one? It needs minimum skills in MS Paint. You draw circles and color them according what countries are represented. There's some stereotypical roles for each countries, but I don't think it's mandatory. Sometimes they also represent a group of people from that country, or one person. Often in stereotypical roles.
You can depict a historical or a current event, or a typical behaviour of a nation, or a post on an international board, or certain behaviour of the posters of a particular country/countries. But anything really. Some type of humour is expected but not a requirement.


Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:52:16 [Preview] No.43263 del
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>>43017
>How does one into polandball?

Here's an easy how to guide bernd


Bernd 04/11/2021 (Sun) 11:31:08 [Preview] No.43273 del
>>43263
I think I have the shorter version of that somewhere. It's a #1 guide to make polanball comics.


Dutch bernd Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:21:13 [Preview] No.45052 del
I should update this thread again soon tbh



Music Bernd 09/07/2020 (Mon) 15:53:11 [Preview] No. 39873 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous thread is autosäging, here's the new one.

This little faggot is making covers for all kinds of popular music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Gd-jNKhTC8 [Embed]

Previously Venezuelaball posted some songs of a sludge metal band, Acid Bath. Managed to put my hands on some of their songs. Here's a couple I liked.
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Bernd 08/25/2021 (Wed) 20:15:53 [Preview] No.44836 del
>>44833
Hahh, just notice he rewrote the lyrics, that it's about his grandma (and Hungary, which is also his grandma).


Bernd 08/25/2021 (Wed) 20:19:07 [Preview] No.44837 del
I maybe it's about the US too.
Hehh. Too much replies to meself.


Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 22:08:14 [Preview] No.44882 del
>>44837
it oghey


Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 22:09:00 [Preview] No.44883 del
>>44835
>>44833
Need to give this a listen to sometime

>>44832
>Charlie Watts of Rolling Stones died yesterday.

Big F


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:15:57 [Preview] No.45051 del
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>>44883
Gonna listen to your songs later Hungarybernd. Don't think I've forgotten it.

Also posting sum certified GTA SA tier classics from 50 cent

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8S_moX3UxqI [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GgoEjE-zwfc [Embed]



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Blengo and 3d modelling thread Bernd 08/23/2021 (Mon) 16:08:12 [Preview] No. 44822 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok, dedicated thread is opened.

Major update with the ship, I have to get used to modifiers again. I run into problems. Solved it but was fiddly.
Also I really don't like that baby blue water. Something has to be done, but not a priority. Many, many details and possibilities to add, still wanting to keep it simple.
I did not want to overcomplicate the boat neither, so no rigging just for the jib or how the triangle sail is called, so it don't levitate in the air.
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Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 23:36:18 [Preview] No.44971 del
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>>44969
>Yes. They come included in the website

*In the rpgmaker program I mean.

Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day


Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 07:10:49 [Preview] No.44972 del
>>44963
I'm not familiar with those. I'm not sure what rpgmaker games I tried.

>>44969
AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

>>44971
>Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day
Nice, I'm glad, Bernd.


Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:31:06 [Preview] No.45026 del
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>>44972
>I'm not familiar with those

Here:

>Lisa the Painful: a post apocalyptic game about hard drugs, clinical depression, saving your daughter and many perverts

http://www.lisatherpg.com/

>Yume Nikki: players explore the dreams of the protagonist, named Madotsuki, where they encounter a number of surrealistic horror creatures and locations. The game was created using RPG Maker 2003, but lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games, such as battle, leveling up, and quests

https://store.steampowered.com/app/650700/Yume_Nikki/


>Space funeral: A shortish RPG Maker 2003 game with original graphics, a soundtrack of creaky vintage electronica and obscure Japanese noiserock, and lots of blood.

https://gamejolt.com/games/space-funeral/3492

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Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 07:20:21 [Preview] No.45030 del
>>45026
>Lisa the Painful
>Visible character sacrifices that effect your stats (removing arms, eyes, scratches)
Hardcore.
>Yume Nikki
>lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games
So basically an adventure.


Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:14:50 [Preview] No.45050 del
>>44972
>AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

Just use wine and you'll be fine fam
https://www.winehq.org/



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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17:27 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 08/04/2021 (Wed) 19:26:37 [Preview] No.44668 del
Had a "hobo meal" which is basically cooking in aluminium foil. Not in the coals, but in the oven, so I guess for larping purposes. Maybe one day gonna make pictures.
This is how I did:
1. Get aluminium foil.
2. Put foodstuff onto it, preferably sliced, diced, chopped.
3. Add seasoning, maybe some fat (like lard, or butter, or fatty meat, or olive oil, etc.)
4. Fold the foil, cover it with more foil if needed.
5. Into the oven/coals.
6. Wait for a while, I waited bout 1.5 hours (the oven wasn't preheated).
7. Take it out of the oven, open foil, eat. Careful, it's hot.
The ingredients I used:
- potatas
- bacon
- sausage
- paprika
- tomato
- olives
- cheese

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Dutch bernd Bernd 08/06/2021 (Fri) 22:47:18 [Preview] No.44681 del
>>44634
Dang. Sorry I can't be much help bernd


Bernd 08/24/2021 (Tue) 14:51:10 [Preview] No.44829 del
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Some Laetiporus sulphureus (chicken-in-the-woods) grew again, so I collected them.
One piece I used in scrambled eggs, with onions (and the rest of my bread on the side), and decided to make a pörkölt from the rest.
For the pörkölt I chopped onions, fried them glassy in lard, added the mushroom, salted, peppered and red paprikad, then added a bit of water to prevent the paprika from burning. Let it cook. Added a bit of tomato too. I kept it in short water I think the whole cooking process was like 20 mins. I wasn't content with the taste (I think the fungi's taste isn't characteristic enough) so added more salt, bit of sugar, and lemon juice in the end as an experiment. It got better but remained just ok.
Ate it as a topping on yellow peas pottage. Surprisingly the two complemented each other quite well, and was enjoyable. Originally wanted to eat the pottage with fried bacon, but I had to do something with the fungi.


Bernd 09/09/2021 (Thu) 08:07:12 [Preview] No.44951 del
Fucked up the bread, third time in a row.
Stretching and folding the dough is very important. At least three times, but four would be more optimal. 30-45 mins of rest between each. I dun goofed by run the clock, and it leavened for 1-1,5 hour. By that time it leavens, but if not folded enough times it will remain more solid, on the other hand another stretching and folding just halts the leavening process.
And there's the question of temperature while it leavens. Doesn't matter if relatively hot or cool, I think it needs relatively constant temp. In hot weather it leavens faster, but in cool, it needs the night rest. But now we have relatively warm day, but not warm enough, and cool evening (and cooler night), and since no heating is needed, the temperature drop effects the process.
I think.


Bernd 09/18/2021 (Sat) 16:08:46 [Preview] No.45044 del
Today I made krumplilángos again. From mashed potato again.

I forgot to reply: >>42674
>How's it taste?
Like potato with flour. :^)
The taste is very much depends on the toppings. It is different with butter, I could eat it with that. I think with butter it should go towards sweet toppings (even without it can be eaten with whatever sweet, or sweet/sour - like jam - topping), and with lard, it demands to be savory.
Today I fried bacon, and covered the whole thing with grated cheese.



Bernd 09/18/2021 (Sat) 15:30:27 [Preview] No. 45043 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Israel stronk!



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Wyciekło 431 tysięcy kont z wykopu? Ktoś chce je sprzedać w darkwebie Anonymous 09/13/2021 (Mon) 21:07:42 [Preview] No. 24361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Loginy, hasła, e-maile oraz telefony do 431 tysięcy kont. Natomiast za 9 XMR ktoś chce sprzedać exploita.


Anonymous 09/13/2021 (Mon) 21:17:47 [Preview] No.24362 del
nk link


Anonymous 09/13/2021 (Mon) 21:54:18 [Preview] No.24363 del
niech ktos kupi to zrobimy potworke z promowaniem dzieciecej milosci


Anonymous 09/18/2021 (Sat) 13:14:02 [Preview] No.24370 del
dajcie linka do tematu na RF to kupię to. bo chyba temat spadł :(



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JEBAĆ KURWE POLICJE Anonymous 09/17/2021 (Fri) 18:52:15 [Preview] No. 24368 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Policjantka ukradła sukienkę ze sklepu Mohito w Piotrkowie. Została złapana na gorącym uczynku
https://dzienniklodzki.pl/policjantka-ukradla-sukienke-ze-sklepu-mohito-w-piotrkowie-zostala-zlapana-na-goracym-uczynku/ar/c1-15807446

Szczytno. Były rektor Wyższej Szkoły Policyjnej Marek F. usłyszał zarzuty
https://tvn24.pl/polska/szczytno-byly-rektor-wyzszej-szkoly-policyjnej-marek-f-uslyszal-zarzuty-5415491
milicyjnei kurwy przestaniesz sie bac będziesz z niei sie śmiać ㋛


yeb 09/17/2021 (Fri) 20:51:29 [Preview] No.24369 del
Są nasi





とちゃき 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:23:36 [Preview] No.158401 del
兎?


とちゃき 04/16/2021 (Fri) 14:09:25 [Preview] No.158420 del
青少年保護育成条例なんかが通ると広告付きエロ漫画をFreenetで配布するような時代になっちゃうんだろうか。


とちゃき 06/18/2021 (Fri) 03:20:47 [Preview] No.158650 del
FreemailもSONEも大体案配良く動くようになったし、Freenet上で卸レベルの薬物取引というのも今後はあるかもしれんな。WoTが絡むとおとり捜査もなかなか難しいだろうな


とちゃき 06/20/2021 (Sun) 11:13:11 [Preview] No.158653 del
World of Tanks?


とちゃき 09/17/2021 (Fri) 11:44:33 [Preview] No.158805 del
Freenetが金欠になるとなぜかGoogleが大金をくれるのでぼくはGoogleが大好きです。



Movies & TV-shows Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 08:20:47 [Preview] No. 44206 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous one is autosäging.

Wanna watch The Longest Yard, the original Burt Reynolds movie.
I only see two remakes, the Mean Machine with Vinnie Jones, and the Adam Sandler comedy from 2005. Probably the only good Adam Sandler movie. It's greatest selling point is the catchy tunes played in the background and the supporting cast. Judging by the screenshots it follows the original story quite tightly. The Mean Machine is adapted to the circumstances of a Bri'is prison and normal football. It was entertaining too.
One more remake was made, and Egyptian one: Captain Masr in 2015. Not sure if it's available anywhere, or has any English dubs or subs. Also features normal football.
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Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:29:05 [Preview] No.44973 del
>>44967
What do you mean odd manner? Also which stream was it?


Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:22:19 [Preview] No.44974 del
>>44967
Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated to Pachouli and co., we don't datamine or spam.
If you see not entirely Berndish, "odd manner" in the chat on our cytube channel, it is for the fact that the stream isn't for Bernd, but Bernd is also invited. I invite Bernd because in the past my longest stay was on the late Krautchan and that subculture had the most impact on me, they are familiar bunch, and I know Bernd might be interested in the movies. Bernd is welcomed and can add his Berndish comments.
Those random posts from torpoters sounds like someone is trying to stir the fecal matter (or putting a friendly spin on it: just banter or jest a bit). And to be honest your comment here: >>44966
>blaming the board/site owner for it
...sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest, so I can tell you: playing imageboard investigator based on random comments by random people in random posts will cause more confusion and harm than anything. You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads. It's just creating witch hunts and running around chasing ghosts.
You don't trust us? You shouldn't. You shouldn't trust anyone on imageboards. In fact you shouldn't trust anyone on the internet. You are a grown up, you should be able to decide what you share (wait, you didn't even share who you are - but demand to know who other people are - such manners) or what to keep to yourself.
With the streams we offer a couple of hours entertainment - which comes as part of movie and part of chat. Nothing more, nothing less. Really is nothing else to waste more word on.


Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:24:53 [Preview] No.44975 del
Huh, I haven't wrote anything about me experience of Meme-nto and Don't Be a Menace. I should do sometimes (instead of addressing issues that should be addressed because they are non-issues).


Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:23:20 [Preview] No.45023 del
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>>44974
Perhaps I should have paraphrased my last post better. The language barrier must be doing some issues to the post. Apologies

>Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated
No no I do not believe it was implied. I just looked at other people's post and had a questions. I've looked at the catalogue, and have seen other threads in a similar nature to mine. Like

>well i fuckin tried tbh
>>21339
and this one
>I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.
>>34605

Just asking a small question

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest
Just looking out for other bernds.

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Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:27:03 [Preview] No.45024 del
>>45023
Cont. from last post

>..sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
Really? That wasn't what I was intending on doing

>You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads.
I don't really have the intention to do that. I have better things to do. Him and his group have been causing trouble for months on websites. Other people on other chans have had to deal with the same thing. It's a big problem for others. But, that's going off topic

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest,
Ofc. Was just a question


Saw kc died and then saw kohl turn to bunk. So I am here and just wanted to highlight concerns from others. And ofc the internet as it is is not secure. It was never meant to be.

>>44973
It was a stream long ago. Don't remember. Will answer back if I can

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well i fuckin tried tbh Bernd 12/17/2018 (Mon) 22:14:24 [Preview] No. 21339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so im prolly preaching to the choir here, but kohl has been completely and totally overrun by pedos. i have reason to suspect that it is being done purposefully, either as a way to disrupt /int/, entrap unproxied/naive bernds who cant into clearing their cache, and plant CP in their temporary files, and/or to use /int/ as a wall of noise, and bernds themselves, as a way to distract from their own exchanging of such content. im leaning towards the last one tbh hence why the offer of simply making a new board dedicated to such content. i think these bernds with nothing to hide, and no threat model nor intention of viewing such degeneracy, are at risk. i believe this is being cultivated purposefully so as to surround their gaggle of degenerates with low-hanging fruit who may be stupid enough to accidentally click on something, or unaware that when viewing a page with a bunch of thumbnails of child models, all those thumbnails get downloaded by your browser.

i gave a reasonable list of demands that i feel are not too extreme, and limit no ones free speech other than the (((freedom))) to endanger naive bernds and plant CP on their computers unknowingly and even gave a provision where proxies/tor are not to be banned, but it was not enough. the mods are 100% complicit in it, and allow it, and worse, encourage it. they feel that pedoposting improves the quality of the board via keeping keins and ledditors out. they feel that removing suggestively posed, scantily clad children pics means turning the joint into a reddit-tier hugbox but again, i suspect their motives are more that of self preservation, as even the most unaware of bernds has heard that kohl is run by pedos. this, even though such (((innocent))) content like candydoll webms is certainly enough for some bernd in a more conservative cunt to be fucked over hard and have his life ruined if found in his cache

ive been quietly harboring suspicions of this sort of activity for a while, but have been biting my tongue so as to not cause another mass exodus over nothing. but this is not nothing. these fucks are doing this intentionally and at this point, im certain of it. in the past few days, i heard enough other bernds exclaim similar theories about how kohl is nothing more than a fed honeypot even that dergeneral was forced to 86 the old kc serb in order to cause an exodus to a more thoroughly controlled new site, or that the owners have been co-opted/blackmailed into setting one up, and also that the use of a, now fast-moving, /int/ is being used to cover for their smut dealings.

even when asking the mods to be transparent and make a clear definitive statement on their personal moderative tendencies on such content, and to post this warning on /int/ and warn these naive bernds of the risk they face by posting there, ive been met with deflectionary responses, and weak-ass limp-dicked argumentative tactics to which i am utterly immune, as well as a distinct lack of action. they want this, and it couldnt be more clear. but worse, they want the deception. as such, i suspect foul play of some sort
idk, im really worried about the safety of the dozens of bernds who post there on a daily basis without proxy, and without clearing their caches constantly. i love all you guys a whole lot and id hate to see anyones lives get fuckt because some random pedonigger had to bump his shitty thread full of candydoll webms and pics of naked preteens to the first page, and some poor sap who didnt know any better refreshed the first page while it happened. ive seen this tactic used on other imageboards countless times and against countless communities, and with all the commotion, i felt the need to speak up about it.
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Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:38:45 [Preview] No.44966 del
>>44085
>Thanks. Not unknown phenomenon, exactly that crossed my mind.

He changes IP a lot, but he always tends to use the same ones. You can go on this website's /b/ board and see him there posting empty CP filled botnets every so often.

Another thing he enjoys doing where he goes: spamming kohl tier content and blaming the board/site owner for it. He's the one who did this btw >>44644


Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:48:44 [Preview] No.44968 del
>>44663
>nobody was censoring anything, you posted screenshot of pedopost and it was deleted solely for that reason, yeah i know you blacked out most of the picture but nevertheless we dont want even it even partially there.

You're actually responding to the owner of Moonchan/spacechan mod bernd. A.K.A: the guy who spammed bernd.group a few years ago and the guy who made that cp post in the first place. I know he said that he quit, but that was a lie. He's still active on IBs.


He will never respond back for obvious reasons. Guilty parties never confess to things unless it slips out


Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:40:09 [Preview] No.45000 del
All imageboards are ran by trannies and pedos who want to log ips and seed everyone with cp.

Just don't use them.


Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:32:40 [Preview] No.45001 del
You gotta love overly verbose delusional schizos.


Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:33:22 [Preview] No.45022 del
>>45001
>You gotta love overly verbose delusional schizos.

you talking about yourself?

>>45000
>All imageboards are ran by trannies and pedos who want to log ips and seed everyone with cp.

only the really shitty ones and the ones that are dead with 0 community. Majority are still good to browse and use



Politics Serious Discussion - Getting out edition Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 17:54:06 [Preview] No. 36217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Justice Minister Moro resigned. He is immensely popular and was doing a good job. There have been high-profile arrests and in 2019 the number of murders dropped by 10 thousand compared to the previous year, a decrease of a fifth. This is a result of many factors: in the Northeast cooperation among cartels reduced violence, but the reduction happpened in other states. Legislation wasn't a factor as there was next to no real change in this regard. He retains much prestige despite the scandal with his leaks, eternal hate from the left due to being Lula's nemesis and repeated disempowerment of the anti-corruption struggle by Congress and the Supreme Court.
What caused this was Bolsonaro's elimination of Federal Police director Maurício Valeixo, who had been picked by Moro. In his final address he noted that:
-There was no legitimate reason for this as he had been effective in his post
-This was a violation of the promise Bolsonaro made upon naming him Minister, that he'd have freedom to handle subordinates
-Bolsonaro also intends to replace a subordinate of the director, the Rio de Janeiro superintendent, and possibly other superintendents, which goes against his spirit of giving autonomy to subordinates
-A replacement now would create confusion and harm the Federal Police's functioning
-Bolsonaro personally told him this was a political choice

Why political? He did not say this straight, but what everyone says is that it was to protect Bolsonaro's sons from investigation, and hence why the Rio de Janeiro superintendent is also involved. Their corruption accusations are petty for Brazilian standards but what's bigger are accusations they might be tied to militias. As always Bolsonaro's sons are his priority. This behavior doesn't come out of nowhere as he has few contacts in Brasília, having lived his career in the sidelines, and many reasons to be distrustful. Moro isn't someone he has a reason to distrust but his sons still came first.
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Bernd 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:20:27 [Preview] No.44995 del
>>44990
>Womanman
kek
>green (is this a valid political ideology now?
they green (globohomo (neoliberal (trotkyists)))


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>>44990
>green (is this a valid political ideology now? what's Bernd opinion on this?)

Even Russia has greens, although they are literally nothing. They have funny ads though (we expecting parliament elections soon too).

Considering ideology, it is always about appealing to ecology without sane solutions to real ecological problems. Mostly some idealistic shit about emissions, evil meat-eaters and "equality" instead of realistic work against industrial waste, toxic agricultural practices and unnecessary extensive plastic usage. Meme-parties to grab scared commoner votes.


Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:03:09 [Preview] No.45002 del
>>44997
Hmm. Fresh air, clean environment, green nature, singing birds, comfy weather (not too hot in the summer, abundant snow in winter)... what's not to like? So all our parties likes to dabble in this, although two try to appropriate the issue for themselves, but they just started as a liberal party to stand into the gap caused by the fall of our previous liberal party (and the new party split in two), so I can't really take them seriously in that question (either).

Are Russian greens in the Duma? What are their chances?
Also sounds like they are livelihood politicians who found a niche they can earn money with.


Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:47:23 [Preview] No.45003 del
We have Greens here too, they are very left leaning to the point that people sometimes call them watermelons(green on the outside, red on the inside). Currently they have 9 seats in the upper house and 1 in the lower house, plus they actually have a coalition state government in ACT with the Labour party. So they are a reasonably sized party.


Bernd 09/16/2021 (Thu) 19:51:08 [Preview] No.45017 del
>>45002
>Are Russian greens in the Duma? What are their chances?

Not in Duma, and no chances at all. Although Russia really has serious ecological issues that needs to address, this is not real party, but a meme.



新型コロナウイルススレ とちゃき 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:57:24 [Preview] No. 158426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Covid-19
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とちゃき 08/11/2021 (Wed) 11:25:36 [Preview] No.158742 del
グレタ・トゥーンベリの「科学者の声に耳を傾けろ」というメッセージ、いま考えるとめちゃくちゃその通りだったな。政治家がこれほど反科学的だという実感がなかった。


とちゃき 08/12/2021 (Thu) 11:16:03 [Preview] No.158743 del
でもグレタに言われたくねぇ


とちゃき 09/02/2021 (Thu) 11:20:43 [Preview] No.158775 del
ワクチンってそんなに劇的な効果あるわけじゃないのね


とちゃき 09/03/2021 (Fri) 19:25:28 [Preview] No.158776 del
だからこうして3回目を打つ


とちゃき 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:25:09 [Preview] No.158799 del
何回も打つと死ぬのでは



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JEBAĆ KURWE POLICJE Anonymous 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:57:15 [Preview] No. 24367 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nagła śmierć policjanta. Funkcjonariusze żegnają 38-latka
https://www.fakt.pl/wydarzenia/polska/krakow/krakow-nagla-smierc-policjanta-pawla-pacocha/ghj10x6
1 kurwy mniei ㋛





Anonymous 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:55:07 [Preview] No.24366 del
Krang to debil z policji. Nie ma tam jednego linka co nie jest na google bing duckduckgo. Legendowanie policjanta.



Rorochan_1999 wolferburg 06/05/2020 (Fri) 07:28:48 [Preview] No. 157322 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need information about Rorochan_1999, the girl who livestream her suicide. If you guys have a video of her last stream, please dm me at sylvieissyhuy@gmail.com. Thanks for your help.


とちゃき 08/12/2020 (Wed) 18:27:11 [Preview] No.157612 del
good


とちゃき 09/14/2021 (Tue) 23:06:26 [Preview] No.158792 del
>>157322
did you get a response?



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JEBAĆ KURWE POLICJE Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 19:34:39 [Preview] No. 24365 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Policjant z Częstochowy usłyszał zarzut gwałtu. Jest też kuratorem sądowym
https://nto.pl/policjant-z-czestochowy-uslyszal-zarzut-gwaltu-jest-tez-kuratorem-sadowym/ar/c1-15802374

Funkcjonariusz Szkoły Policji w Katowicach z zarzutami
https://www.rmf24.pl/fakty/polska/news-funkcjonariusz-szkoly-policji-w-katowicach-z-zarzutami,nId,5481629#crp_state=1?utm_source=wykop.pl&utm_medium=link-6272939&utm_campaign=wykop-poleca
milicyjnei kurwy przestaniesz sie bac będziesz z niei sie śmiać ㋛



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MARIUSZ RAKUS Anonymous 08/18/2021 (Wed) 23:12:12 [Preview] No. 24267 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
czy pic rel to policyjna wtyka? jak dla mnie wydaje się podejrzany
chciał założyć własnego chana, ale jego tożsamość została ujawniona przez moderację kara
możliwe, że to słup, bo wygląda jak niepełnosprawny i podobno nim jest, są też nagrania jego głosu i brzmi jak dałn, tylko po co moderacja kara miałaby ujawniać jego wizerunek i dane?
na jego stronie jest pełno palców w dupie i to zapewne ip grabber tylko po co moderacja jednego honeypota miałaby przeszkadzać w stworzeniu drugiego? spór między służbami o dominację?


Anonymous 08/28/2021 (Sat) 01:24:40 [Preview] No.24290 del
pała policyjna widać od razu


Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:25:23 [Preview] No.24364 del
dziwnym trafem jego ojciec to bliski przyjaciel kundla Molendy



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JEBAĆ KURWE POLICJE Anonymous 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:06:50 [Preview] No. 24359 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Roman Giertych
@GiertychRoman
10h
Szanse pozwu Policji przeciwko Sienkiewiczowi spadły do zera.
wiadomosci.onet.pl/wroclaw/s…
https://nitter.fdn.fr/GiertychRoman/status/1437349087251140608#m

Sebastian Lach
@Seb_Lach
31m
Milicja @PolskaPolicja Skad tam policjantka jak przeciez uciekla zaraz przed tym jak go zabili? ktos chyba klamal w notatce sluzbowej:D:D

rmf24.pl/fakty/polska/news-n…
https://nitter.fdn.fr/Seb_Lach/status/1437494365040095238#m
milicyjnei kurwy przestaniesz sie bac będziesz z niei sie śmiać ㋛


Tak polski kontrwywiad wojskowy obciąga kutasa Anonymous 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:08:23 [Preview] No.24360 del
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Jarosław Stróżyk
@JStrozyk69
2h
Panie Bączek, kilka darmowych porad. Mundur przysługuje tylko żołnierzom i funkcjonariuszom SKW. Nikt nie robi zdjęć w gabinecie szefa służby, nawet w CIA. I nie wysyła. Koszulka pod moro powinna być ciemnozielona. W centrali raczej po cywilnemu. Piloty TV do szuflady.
https://nitter.fdn.fr/JStrozyk69/status/1437462895898542090#m

P@weł
@winatuska1
9h
Nie chcecie tego czytać.
https://nitter.fdn.fr/Maciej60435583/status/1437373182919553032#m
https://coub.com/view/1jy5z6



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Vidya thread Bernd 02/08/2021 (Mon) 15:37:41 [Preview] No. 42507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because the previous >>28357 is autosäging.
From the last posts:
>>42501 Crusader Kings 3 first impressions by Rusbernd
>>42504 unkown vidya making fun of Australia due to the lack of certain biome by Ausbernd

Last year I found out there's native Linux version of the Baldur's Gate Enhanced Editions. They are working well but I don't think I'll ever finish a playthrough again. Back then I finished original BG, and BG2, but not the Throne of Bhaal expansion. Damn long games.
Enhanced Edition makes it possible to play this classic DnD based crpg on modern steel, fixes bugs, changes some rules, adds new NPCs with quests, new items, two new expansions (The Black Pits - arena fight generator?, and Siege of Dragonspear - which is a module for the original story, taking part between BG1 and BG2). It seems okay all in all.
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Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:41:23 [Preview] No.44978 del
>>44977
I guess you could say that. Death doesn't want him and whenever your main character hit points drop to zero you just wake up somewhere (usually back in the mortuary). IIRC sometimes it can even help progress the plot. Another interesting twist the devs did.
You should definitely try to play it as it's a really interesting game. There was enhanced edition released some time ago so perhaps the problem you had no longer persists.


Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:44:37 [Preview] No.44979 del
>>44978
Four versions are parked on a hdd, one supposedly is linux one.


Bernd 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:16:38 [Preview] No.44985 del
I played Escape From Tarkov(I found a pirate version with a single player mod/Server thing).

I don't know, for how long it has been in development there isn't much in it, I had been wanting to play it for years now. Basically you just load out a character with the equipment you have and then you pick an area to go to(and loading into it takes a while too) and then explore that area for loot and enemies to shoot and loot. It's not really that interesting, I think the setting is not that great and even the weapons and equipment are lacking, there is a myriad of AK variants but outside of that not much, not even common weapons like a SCAR, G3 or FAL. AND YOU CAN'T PLAY A S A GIRL!!!

I guess the idea was to create a battle royal type thing but where you can keep the equipment you get and use it in the next game(you also lose the equipment you have on you if you die) but it doesn't work that great for that and it does not take long to find the best weapons and equipment and then what? You don't have much of a reason to play anymore at all.

You can do a lot of weapon customization but that is about it. Modern weapons are annoying like that, they all look the same know, they are covered in picatiny rails, often use the same kind of systems and they mount the same third party optics and accessories. They lack soul and individuality.


Bernd 09/13/2021 (Mon) 15:28:22 [Preview] No.44986 del
>>44985
I know very little about Tarkov but judging a game that focuses on multiplayer experience by playing only modded single player version doesnt sound very fair tbh.

> AND YOU CAN'T PLAY A S A GIRL!!!
unforgivable


Bernd 09/13/2021 (Mon) 15:31:54 [Preview] No.44987 del
>>44985
>you pick an area to go to [...] and then explore that area for loot and enemies to shoot and loot
Sound like Diablo, or that Whatever London (which is diablo with guns, except it plays in post-apocalyptic london).
>no FAL
Disappointing.
>AND YOU CAN'T PLAY A S A GIRL!!!
Uhh... The only game where pick the chick is VtMB, and only when Malk.
>They lack soul and individuality.
Ain't that the truth.



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Jokes, funny, etc Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 14:43:04 [Preview] No. 24428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening....

What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....
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Bernd 06/13/2020 (Sat) 11:02:23 [Preview] No.37744 del
Two faggots were arguing.

The other one said.

"KISS MY ASS"

Oh no no is it over its over

(sounds funnier in swedish)


Bernd 06/13/2020 (Sat) 11:38:08 [Preview] No.37751 del
>>37744
Does this have something to do with how "kiss" means piss in Swedish?


Bernd 04/18/2021 (Sun) 17:08:53 [Preview] No.43334 del
A married couple on vacation in America. The bloke walks by two hot chicks and vaguely hears one of them whispering to the other: "nine".
He straightens his back proudly and steps to his wife and says:
- See those girls there? They rated me 9 out of ten!
- Yeah. - replies his wife - I also heard them talking before. They are Germans...
The joke is German chicks aren't hot.


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>>37751
>Does this have something to do with how "kiss" means piss in Swedish?
Mayb

>>43334
>The joke is German chicks aren't hot.

I get it. It's the pronunciation of the word

But I don't know bernd. The most attractive and qt pies women I've ever met where German women from my Uni years Had too many pleasant memories with them to ever call them not hotties. Gonna have to disagree with you there on that one.


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>government-funded NGOs