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Is she back yet ffs. How long is this little prank of hers going to go on. I'm so lonely


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.5316 del
>>5315
>I'm so lonely
I don't think she would have any significant impact on that. Try making some irl friends.


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.5318 del
someone who might've been her said "a few months" a couple months ago, so a couple months by my estimation

also where are the fucking post times


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.5321 del
>>5315
Just two more weeks


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.5323 del
>>5315
What if she looks and behaves nothing like she used to?
What if this was her latest reason to not come back?
How fast would this whole operation die out?
Do you want her to come back?
Wouldn't it be easier to keep living in the dream?


Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.5324 del
>>5323
She's most likely going to receive some hate from shitheads and purists but I'm smitten to this kitten, she's purrfect. I ain't going anywhere unless I'm in the back of a police car. As long as she doesn't let the anxiety get to her, she'll do fine. She can hold her own. Her vocaroo was really good. She's still got it... and if any of you stalkers doxx and harass her at her home, I'm going to leap out from under her bed wearing a sombrero and poncho to beat you up.



Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.
Enjoy!

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
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Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.5314 del
>>5306
She survived, it seems.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QanJcToqNH0 [Embed]

Ashley, you were once an 11. Now you're a 3 or 4 but I'm willing to overlook this and accept you for who you are now as long as I have regular access to shortbread.


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.5317 del
>>5314
if you're gonna be ginger, you gotta have a scottish accent. otherwise you're just an anagram.


Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.5319 del
>>5312
Yeah, I was thinking of installing The Clapper in every room so all she would have to do is clap once to turn on the lights and clap again to turn the lights off but she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and knowing her she'd screw it up by losing count.
So I asked her if she would be amenable to an Alexa device so all she has to do is say,"Alexa, turn on lights." So the first thing she asked me what amenable means. After I explained what amenable meant she stated that Alexa wouldn't work for her because her mom always told her to never speak to strangers.


Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.5320 del
>>5319
the first part was funny


Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.5322 del
>>5317
>otherwise you're just an anagram
or a nag a ram



/pol/ thread Anonymous 02/18/2022 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No. 3096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys you heard the lady, we have to whip this board into shape.
I'm about to drop some truth bombs on the infidels of your mind.
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Anonymous 08/09/2022 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.5298 del
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I knew Ashley would save us


Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.5299 del
>>5294
In a better world, women would return to being property of their fathers again and puberty would be the only limiter to being married off. It's a real atrocity what Jews and feminists have taken from us.


Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.5300 del
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He fucked his dogs?


Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.5301 del
>>5300
in san francisco "hugging" is often used interchangeably with "gay sex"
and yeah he fucked his dogs its 2022 bigot


Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.5309 del
>>5301
>in san francisco "hugging" is often used interchangeably with "gay sex"
Holy shit, thanks for the heads up, bro. Say, how did you find out about this? You must have known a guy, huh?



Posting some wallpapers in here from time to time.
Using a filter on Cutout Pro with the right image and some tweaks they turn out looking hand painted and really cool.
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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 13:48:56 [Preview] No.5282 del
>>5279
>I dunno how much it wiggles man!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WO5859x0Gms [Embed]


Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 20:13:52 [Preview] No.5286 del
>>5269
I am the storm. I was struck by lightning


Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 13:11:14 [Preview] No.5290 del
>AshLinux trying to block a cookie from horsecockdildoluvers.net


Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 17:21:39 [Preview] No.5291 del
>>5290
There are no cookies on my gentoo computer. I have a security system that will automatically trace the coordinates and launch an ICBM at any server that attempts to store cookies.


Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.5308 del
>>5209
>who isn't overweight.



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Suspect photos Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 04:20:41 [Preview] No. 5149 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can some of you guys photoshop Ashley with realistic facial hair? Possibly even balding, tired eyes and such?

It's going to be used in those suspected shooter pictures minutes after a crime has happened. We can "accidentally" identify the wrong suspect, which is an angry FtM Ashley. We still need to work out why she, er sorry, HE would commit such a crime.
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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 05:22:10 [Preview] No.5278 del
>>5277
woah. are there FtMtF trannies? that's the most progressive thing I can conceive of


Seabee 08/07/2022 (Sun) 14:00:11 [Preview] No.5283 del
>>5277
Yeah, it's gotten completely out of control

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jkZujRnHWNA [Embed]


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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 17:22:54 [Preview] No.5285 del
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>>5283
where the FUCK is my image


Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 01:44:43 [Preview] No.5289 del
>>5285
and they need to be put in labor camps



Anonymous 07/13/2021 (Tue) 21:59:02 [Preview] No. 1069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs...besides an enema. A music thread. And right now, it's time to...kick out the jams motherfuckers!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fpgQGmHFWE [Embed]
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Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 05:30:51 [Preview] No.5259 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8iEnNvHoo [Embed]


Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 20:12:54 [Preview] No.5265 del
>>5202
Who posted this? Seabee? Commando was my shit. I used to play that on my Commodore 64


Seabee 08/07/2022 (Sun) 03:35:08 [Preview] No.5273 del
>>5265
>Who posted this? Seabee?
Not me, for better or worse I namefag my posts. Anyway I tried playing video games and found them boring, but hey, that's just me. Not denigrating others and what pleasure they derive from them.


Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 20:24:49 [Preview] No.5287 del
>>5273
Shut up, you get off to giving head in the head. Quit playing with dinghys, sailor moon


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Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 14:39:49 [Preview] No. 5157 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does /ashleyj/ play vidya? Any of you lads ever heard of Wurm Unlimited? It's like Minecraft meets Runescape. It's old and barely developed for the years it's been around but somehow still really enjoyable. There's a new server that's been made that's going up tomorrow at 6pm CST.

You can get the game here: https://mega.nz/folder/SZwDDZqY#SOBwLZAq4_HuixQPZX45wQ
And one of the main threads for it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/147001.html

When the server's up at the selected time, you can connect using IP: 107.191.45.116 and Port: 3724, no password required.


Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 19:53:32 [Preview] No.5160 del
I'll do it if Ashley does


Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 12:29:06 [Preview] No.5168 del
>>5160
She just messaged me to say she'll totally be there. You'll have to find her, though.


Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 15:50:48 [Preview] No.5213 del
It looks like Minecraft meets Arma.
Ive been playing with tts, writing and shooping.
Vidya is a millionaire tier.
Its making them that I wish to do.
Invest irl so I can make 6 games lol.

Slappity sloop. Qwip qwap qwoop!
Sussy wussy, goober gunt daytona.

https://vocaroo.com/1oB6bTqZ0W2C


Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 01:13:45 [Preview] No.5219 del
>>5157
I have been thinking about this game for the past couple days. Why is the game sold on steam when you can play multiplayer on non-steam version as well?


Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 01:42:44 [Preview] No.5221 del
>>5219
The devs are retarded. Don't buy shit, just download the game from the mega link and hop in. We're only a few days in.



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Let's do our exercises Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 03:49:00 [Preview] No. 4931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alright everyone time to do the exercise.
https://youtu.be/olZrycBSiyk?t=233

I should want to mail a polite fan letter to Ashley.
I shouldn't want to mail Ashley a tuft of my pubic hair and ask her to send me back some of hers.
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Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 13:25:17 [Preview] No.5093 del
>>5091
>>5092

I should want to enjoy Ashley's cooking.
I shouldnt accept whatever the hell this abomination of a meal is, even if does include your daily whole grains.


Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 17:46:49 [Preview] No.5094 del
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>>5093
>it's g-good


Anonymous 07/25/2022 (Mon) 17:07:03 [Preview] No.5100 del
>>5093
if ash made that for me and told me to eat it... i would.


Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:17:36 [Preview] No.5146 del
Lucky for her, I know how to cook, like her father. Probably cook better than her father. Her father would probably like my cooking tbh. I had a black guy and his nephew tell me I made the best chicken they ever had and the Mexicans that used to live across from me caught me making Birria once because they could smell it and lost their shit because they didn't know the white guy next door could throw down like they family do. Birria is one of my favorite things. I usually have it with some ramen in the birria broth. I be grillin' and making giant pizzas in a wood-fired brick oven in the backyard too. I do it all in the kitchen. I blame Youtube. I used to think food network was cool but then I realized most celebrity chefs are hacks watching those same YouTube videos. I also clean.


Seabee 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:57:40 [Preview] No.5148 del
>>5146
Should chicken be eaten with the fingers or should the fingers be eaten separately?



Video Thread Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 05:50:26 [Preview] No. 2201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found vidrel on my old hdd and figured I'd make a video thread. Feel free to post whatever.
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Seabee 07/30/2022 (Sat) 00:20:43 [Preview] No.5130 del
>>5129
That's a good point, something I'd like to see. There's a program that Hollywood uses for some movies, Forrest Gump to name one in which Forrest is inserted in the same scenes with former president Johnson and it looks so realistic. If someone here could do similar using Ashley vids the possibilities would be endless and would be like having new Ashley videos,


Anonymous 07/30/2022 (Sat) 05:49:30 [Preview] No.5131 del
>>5127
wow, that must've taken some time to do all of those frames individually.
rosefags would be glad to have half our autism/dedication


Anonymous 07/30/2022 (Sat) 13:59:12 [Preview] No.5132 del
>>5129
I wanted to add music to it, but at only 6 seconds I couldn't find anything suitable for it.

>>5131
Nah, it was pretty easy. i used VLC to take screencaps like every 3/4 of a second or whatever, of that moment of the video, then just used cutoutpros cartoon selfie filter on each screencap. From there just load each screencap in my video editor one by one and make sure each screencap is in order and the same duration.
There are 37 individual screencaps, but I'm lazy and didnt bother cleaning up/adjusting any of them so yeah, it could have been very SLIGHTLY better...


Anonymous 07/30/2022 (Sat) 14:02:06 [Preview] No.5133 del
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>>5131
>rosefags would be glad to have half our autism/dedication
also FUCK ROSEFAGS


Anonymous 07/30/2022 (Sat) 15:06:54 [Preview] No.5135 del
>>5132
I don't think you need to touch it up when it's an animation, no one will see the slight errors
but you could hypothetically do another one with multiple frames per second, just food for thought

>>5133
that's a fine looking young lesbian



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Anonymous 03/04/2022 (Fri) 20:08:15 [Preview] No. 3250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
can we have a nostalgia stream clip thread?
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Anonymous 07/27/2022 (Wed) 16:40:00 [Preview] No.5116 del
>>5114
Maybe I'm just making things up but after she cracks a joke or two you can kinda see that the remark did bother her. Ashley's a good girl, she loves her papa.


Anonymous 07/28/2022 (Thu) 05:57:00 [Preview] No.5121 del
>>5116
yeah, on the internet we all learn to hide our real feelings behind humor and a tough face


Anonymous 07/28/2022 (Thu) 22:33:21 [Preview] No.5124 del
>>5121
It's very easy to forget that there are real people with real feelings. Or that you yourself have feels that are valid and don't need to be hidden by meta irony. Sometimes people just need a hug.

Unless they're niggers, jews, or liberals, in which case line them up against a wall and shoot the fuckers and their families.


Seabee 07/29/2022 (Fri) 01:01:36 [Preview] No.5125 del
>>5124
Well, I have to agree with you as far as liberals go and that goes also for their brothers in arms the progressives.
I always believed that it's a mental disorder that makes liberals and progressives ascribe to their misguided beliefs.


Anonymous 07/29/2022 (Fri) 02:32:42 [Preview] No.5126 del
>>5124
don't need to be hidden? I'm not so sure. even if they're valid or whatever, no one really gives a shit. some people will pretend to care and regurgitate some empty tautologies at you, on the internet behind an anonymous mask they'll mostly give you their honest reaction of harsh indifference. on a rare occasion an earnest person might give you a "sorry dude, that sucks". I prefer not to hear any of them personally.