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gift ideas Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No. 53769
sending my boyfriend (LDR) a Christmas present at some point. What kind of stuff should I pack? He likes WOW,Pepsi,musicals, fantasy,pirate shit, and poems.

(already sent him my underwear so give something related to that)


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.53774 del
Try some variation on mailing him a very fine (monogrammed, natch) linen handkerchief infused with the semen you ejaculated at the moment the noose tightened around your neck. Dunno how you can get that to the post, but you'll find a way, love.


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.53778 del
>>53774
don't have semen so i'll just piss on it and then cut myself on the handkerchief thanks for the inspo


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.53789 del
>>53778
Don't do that, he won't like you hurting yourself. Just send him a nude pic of your body and some more underwear to jack off to. Or maybe plan a day where you two can be together, he'd like that I'm sure.


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.53790 del
>>53789
you're right, he's kept me 4 months clean. I guess I could send him a new pair of underwear.

I'm not allowed to even talk to him right now since we have a big age gap and it's kind of illegal (I'm the younger one)
thanks again for the advice


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.53793 del
>>53790
Probably should wait until your at least 17 years of age, it is then legal in (most) States if you are 17 to go out with an older guy.


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.53799 del
>>53793
I'm 17 so it's fine, the FBI just isn't a fan


Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.53807 del
>>53799
The FBI can't arrest you or him if your State says you are of legal age. They don't get involved with stuff like that unless you are selling porn of yourself underage anyway. Local police would, but that depends where you live and what the State laws are for consenting age. In many states you can be 17 and as long as you have parental consent to date someone older you legally can. I dated a 17 y/o girl when I was 21 years old and her parents were fine about it and that was many decades ago.


Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.53809 del
If you're a guy, you're a faggot. If you're a girl, gtfo nigress


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.53812 del
>>53809
fuck off you loveless sad little kike fucking idiot Jew, a girl can love all she wants you stupid faggot end yourself and your lonely existence


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.53813 del
>>53807
a lot happened and I was sent to a mental hospital so they had to investigate further and found out he's 27 and that I sent him nudes, so uh oh



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