/baaa2/ - How can you not put up with Klim, the utter damn pedo and art theft fag? He's actually very annoying and will not stop contacting me. What's worse is that he's' been doing this for... three years. THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. The reasons I give/speculate for his

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Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No. 23323

How can you not put up with Klim, the utter damn pedo and art theft fag? He's actually very annoying and will not stop contacting me. What's worse is that he's' been doing this for... three years.
THREE. FUCKING. YEARS.
The reasons I give/speculate for his ongoing behavior is already listed.
I've told him why I don't want to talk to him or have him harassing/following me ANYWHERE no matter the amount of place online.

He's a really misbehaved cunt. And you guys think that's okay? Okay, another reason to want this board shut down.

And another thing, he still goes after me even when I'm not in any of these boards. Fuck.
It doesn't even serve any purpose besides being used for shitty literal-who books that NO ONE will read.

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.23324 del

Stay the fuck out, Klim.

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.23327 del

>>23323
Perhaps you should report your accusations to the authorities, anon

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.23334 del

>>23327
Stop repeating yourself. NOW.

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.23338 del

>>23334
You should repeat yourself to the authorities, what's your fear?

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.23349 del

>>23323

Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.23367 del

>>23323
You are wrong, anon. Klim is based and cool.

Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.23624 del

>>23323

Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.23625 del

I ride bike, weather permitting.

Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.23640 del

>>23625
That's a very healthy thing to do, well done. I don't personally, as it seems everything about the experience of riding a bike was designed to cause undue discomfort to the pelvic region and its contents.

Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.23643 del

I enjoy riding my bike... she enjoys it, too.

Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.23693 del

>>23643
Just like Geordie rides his pillow doing it so good,

Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.23712 del

>>23693
Pillow Humping IS sex.
That's how Jordan lost his virginity, remember?

This is now Official©️®️™️ Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens Canon Lore.

“So Mote It Be”

Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.23958 del

>>23712
I realized losing virginity can be scary. Or just not worth it.

Jordan "Poofuck" Rivera 03/04/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.23966 del

My first time was when I pooped in the freezer. When it was solid, I took it back out and fucked my ass with it. The heat caused it to soften again, so after that I fucked it with my big circumcised penis. When all this was done, I ate it and wiped my hands on my face like camouflage.
My first time was a great time.

Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.23969 del

>>23966
you are disgusting. i hope you get disowned

Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.23973 del

>>23958
>>23969
St. Stanko is way too holy to ever be polluted by the touch of a Woman.

Jordan "Toddlercon" Rivera 03/04/2024 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.23977 del

>>23969
A god can't be disowned for doing his life so good, nice try.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.23998 del

>>23977
You aren't a god you're just a tryhard impersonator.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.24004 del

>>23998
>tryhard
Impostor spotted
The real Stanko would never use such an obsolete internet buzzword.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.24005 del

>>24004
It's... not a buzzword.
>failing to spot the same victim for 3 years now
Wow you're so demented, and pedophilic.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.24009 del

>>24005
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Saging for a reason, dickhead. 03/05/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.24021 del

>>24009
Good. I'm glad I called you out on your disgusting behavior :)

Jordan "Minors Are Sexy" Rivera 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.24025 del

>>23998
No, you are.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.24028 del

>>24025
I'm not an impostor of myself at all, I'm not the one liking REAL kids like you do, mr. paraphilic.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.24029 del

>>24021
>>24028
Klim didn't post that, paranoid delusional fantasist.
Or were you talking about yourself, old chap?

Jordan "Mirrorman" Rivera 03/05/2024 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.24035 del

>>24028
>I find minors attractive
>You're the sicko

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.24036 del

>>24035
I don't find real children, teens, or people attractive.
You however, do.
Bad part on your already-failed impersonating job.
Might wanna join the other paraphiles, bro.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.24038 del

>>24036
It's a nice try, but you have no supporting evidence. I've never defended any imagery of minors, but you have.
You can call the fiction card, but I am against any representation of minors. You're the one who likes a form of minors and accusing me will not change that.

Jordan "Minor Is Finer" Rivera 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.24039 del

>Aged up is bad and cliche
>I don't like sites that ban minor content
>loli haters are puritanical

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.24040 del

>>24039
I didnt say anything about "aged up" nor did i claim was it "bad" or "cliche".
Though yes, I get icked out by it from some artists - most of those artists who do that i just click away and not think about it. And particularly, my icklewoo draw is pretty damn hot anyway. Ig that's an exception for me even liking somethin... boobs needa be bustier though
>minor content
As in "irl minor" or just the stupid "fiction is bad" excuse? Piss off if you mean the latter.
>puritanical
That's a funny name. Who's puritanical?

Jordan "Forget My Past" Rivera 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.24041 del

Could someone post the exact quotes of me saying those things? My hard drive is too full of cub to find anything.

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.24042 del

>>24038
You tried to impersonate me, dumbass. Not cool.
>words words words
Calling cartoons "minor" is a red flag from you.
>I am agai-
You must be against impersonating then
>>24041
Going back under the name to do this shit, huh. My actual hard drive is just logo crap and unfinished/scrapped project crap

Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.24043 del

>>24042
The US government thinks it's a red flag if you don't. https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A

Jordan "I Am What I Am" Rivera 03/05/2024 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.24044 del

>>24042
Oh, so you called me a pedo because I was impersonating you and you know that you're one? That makes sense then.

Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.24056 del

>>24044
I'm not exactly a pedo, dumbass. Being into cartoons and fiction isn't pedophilia nor zoo, nor will it ever be either. Only a schizo patient would think that, are you a schizo patient?
>oh, so you call me a-
I call you - Mr. "I like to switch out of my names whenever called out" - that name because that's what you are. Would you like to join cannibal.cafe?

Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.24061 del

>>24056
>>24042
>>24040
>>24038
>>24036
All Klimbot

Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.24078 del

>>23323
>>24056
>I'm not exactly a pedo
Ah, of course. You're pedo-adjacent. You have desires for a subset of pedo content, but not the whole genre.
I don't like all sandwiches, but I like bacon sandwiches. I'm not a sandwich lover, but I like that kind.
You don't like all pedophilia, but you like cartoon minors. You're not a minor lover, but you like that kind.

Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.24081 del

>>24078
Perhaps the main reason why he keeps coming back here to stalk Klim all the time is to get tips from him.

inb4 "I don't come here all the time" or some PDD autistic retarded crap

Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.24125 del

>>24081
It's the only thing that really makes sense...

Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.24126 del

>>24125
This is what he wants us all to do

sage Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.24143 del

>>24078
Nahhh not adjecent. I'm not a pedo because I'm not a paraphile. I have never had an attraction to real people, or their kids or their stupid grandparents. And I'm not a teleiophile either. I'm NOT any phile.

>you have desires for
Fiction.
Not real living beings. Hell I wouldnt even fuck a living tree or an actual plant!

Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.24144 del

>>24081
>projecting your own actions onto me
Klim you follow me 24/7 to threads stop pretending you dont do that. Moron

Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.24146 del

>>24143
Whatever you need to tell yourself, minor fetishist.

Anonymous 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.24158 del

>>24143
There is no point trying to argue or educated Jordan. he is already such an highly-educated over-achiever.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.24195 del

Klim is a fucking legend.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.24200 del

>>24195
We will all be Klim.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.24223 del

>>24200
Little does Our Boi Geordie know, but THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS KLIM!!!

rivera rap Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.24227 del

theres no such thing as pedozoo
theres no such thing as pdd
theres no such thing as being brown
theres no such thing as me

i dont care about the rent
i dont care bout cammy
i dont care about consent
the rules are just for thee

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.24239 del

>making a "rap"
>it turns out to be a failed mockery
>no words rhyme well, even if ironically
>implying other things in which we settled, and lying

You suck at rapping more than I do.
And I wouldnt even rap about a homeless person or shelters for them.
>i dont care abo-
And you don't care for mine, too. Consent is something I "give" you, but because you're an arrogant punching bag, and a horrible person I can't consent to you.

Not after 5 years either.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.24244 del

>>24239
Let's rap about fap
"Cubs Diapers fat asses and facesitting, oh my!"

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.24247 del

>>24244
You dont even try at all.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.24250 del

>>24247
No. We here are all racially, mentally and morally inferior in all aspects of our lives. It's true.
You say so, anon, so it simply must be true.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.24252 del

>>24250
>We
Fuck off.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.24254 del

>>24252

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.24261 del

>>24239
lol geordie you love poo
so if you hate it then it must be the opposite of poo
which is good
thx bro

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.24262 del

>>24250

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.24263 del

>>24261
lol no i dont
so if i hate it, it means i hate it
learn what words actually say instead of being mentally challenged about them

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.24264 del

We love your new book, just been released! Truly brilliant work. Congratulations.

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.24266 del

>>24264
Don't forget his other literary masterpieces as well

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.24267 del

>>24263
poo poo pedozoo opposite talk confirming
so thx again bro
it means a lot really
confirmation from king pdd is important

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.24268 del

>>24264

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.24269 del

>>24264
>>24266
>making up stuff again
lol you always prove me right about how insufferable or plain annoying you are.
>literally steals two other books
LOL and you say I "steal" stuff... no I don't.
Im not even the creator of the micro dick book either
>>24267
>being absolutely schizophrenic to my post
lol get help
that was telling you i hate you

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.24272 del

>>24269
Must be all those fumes from living in The High County, PA.

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.24274 del

>>24269
geordie its great that you love me but i dont feel the same way sorry
also i wont be your type seeing as i dont shit my pants or wear diapers
try klim or sth
maybe you can get him to pretend to be an animal child or sth

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.24275 del

>>24274
All Geordie has gotta do is wait for Klim to hit that age where he needs grand daddy diapers. And then Klim is fucked.

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.24276 del

>>24274
All Geordie has gotta do is wait for Klim to hit that age where he needs grand daddy diapers. And then Klim is fucked.

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.24277 del

Double post fug.

Anonymous 03/10/2024 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.24278 del

>>24275
>>24276
but that only solves half the problem
how do he make klim into a animal child
would jenk hallucinations do that
>>24277
use a password bro
then you can fix it and when you accidentally reply on a new thread

Anonymous 03/11/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.24279 del

>>24278
>how does [Geordie] make klim into a animal child

He's already thought of that...

Anonymous 03/11/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.24287 del

>>24278
>>24279
Is Klim and kangaroo pouches the idea of diapers?

Anonymous 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.24294 del

>>24287
Yes... and the 'tail' is a giant poop. >>24279

Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.24337 del

>>24287
no
>>24294
no, you retard. stop being such a disgusting pervert.

Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.24341 del

>stop being such a disgusting pervert and leave me alone to masturbate to minors while I lick my own shit

Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.24345 del

>>24337
>a disgusting pervert
You seem to know a lot about that, anon... personal experience?

Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.24354 del

>>24341
literally not what i said. i'm telling klim to stop thinking about poop because THERE'S NOTHING IN MY FUCKING ART THAT HAS ANY DEFECATION. I AM NOT INTO SCAT. I WILL NOT DRAW IT.
IT'S NOT HARD TO GET THAT THRU YOUR OWN FUCKING SKULL YOU IDIOT.