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Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.25399 del

>>25395
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Shmarty / merkakol / merka1arts / Hallyguy981 / Spinny Kitty / merka / kamaki / wallabays / Nethernets / BakutheCat …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

Anonymous 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.25641 del

>>25395
Macker loves eating shit
Jordan "I am legit into shit" Rivera
https://vocaroo.com/19U6JK5NtArA

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.26689 del

>>25641

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.26690 del

Beware: "The Stalker" lurks

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.26693 del

>>26690
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY HUNGER
LED ME INTO THE TOILET
TO LICK A LUMP OF POO

I SAID YUMMY
ITS TASTY
PILL FLAVORED
I SHOULD GO AND TELL 4CHAN
THE SMARTEST THING TO DO

BONGO
AND SPACEMAN
AND RAMMY
AND LEMONZ AND THE K MAN
WILL ALL FEEL THEYVE BEEN PLAYED

WHEN I AM
THE SAVIOR
A HERO
THE LEADER OF THE PZS
KING OF THE BROWN PARADE

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.26694 del

>>26693

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.26695 del

MACKER'S NEW THEME SONG

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GH4zD5SnYMY [Embed]

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.26698 del

>>26695

Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.26700 del

>>26690
>>26693
My Chemical Toilet.

Anonymous 04/19/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.26713 del

>>26695
>>26698
THEY'VE CAUGHT HIM

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.26754 del

Poopcat Theme Song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aqm0MZP4Xbo [Embed]

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.26758 del

>>26754
MY THEME SONG IS THIS:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pU1vm2JSnWs [Embed]

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.26769 del

>>26758
Nice children's cartoon, Poopcat

Made for children

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.26776 del

>>26769
Not really.
>making fake quotes
Because I'm right, I will never offend unlike you. Stay away from kids

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.26779 del

>>26776

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.26806 del

>>26776
>I will never offend
why do you keep getting chased away from normie places
one minute its all hey i like pzds and its fine
next its fuck i need to retreat to barag with the other pedozoos
sounds like you offend a lot of people lol

Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.26808 del

>>26806

Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.27366 del

Mooo says the Lolcow

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.27370 del

>>26806
did i fuck a child?? no
did i rape a woman? no
did i do anything to a living person that would be considered, in us law "molesting" or "offending"? NO. i DID NOT.
all my ass does is draw and do stuff, stuff that isn't fucking illegal of course.
i have only introduced myself on sites such as "oh hey, i'm an artist and designer.", that's all i've done you fucking idiot. stop talking like you're on discord doing low budget shit with cat pfp people. stop that.

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.27372 del

>>27370
before you say anything, fiction doesn't count. neither does my sophia oc too, they were nver real in the first place and they wont have any future plans to be such.

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.27375 del

>>27370
>>27372
The Shadow People are forcing you against your will to say these things, Jordan, aren't they?
We know.

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.27381 del

>>27375
i'm the only one on my own volition saying it, yet you still don't care because you like to make fun of me AND my abuse.
you're horrible, you make other demented patients look holy

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.27385 del

>>27381
Don't say what they say, anon... The Shadow People are bad

Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.27480 del

>>27370
>did i do anything to a living person that would be considered, in us law "molesting" or "offending"?
That doesn't matter Jordan. Your PDD has given you a blind spot on this one. Minor pornography is an offence due to its obscenity. This includes things that are not real. https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A
>>27372
>fiction doesn't count
If you believe that, then you had better move to a country where it doesn't count. That isn't US law.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.27484 del

can someone euthanize the freak who can't differentiate ANYTHING above me please

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.27488 del

>>27484
You want to be euthanized, anon?
That can be arranged.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.27496 del

The Pedo australian gets it, too.
(aka no, i'm not getting euthanized because i'm actually innocent unlike you)

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.27500 del

>>27496
>Innocent
That's not what your Police Record says
Dispshit

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.27505 del

>>27484
Certainly. the Canadian government has a MAID system in place allowing mentally ill people like PDD sufferers to end it all, you should move there. Oh, wait. Your minor pedophilia is illegal there too.
At least they could have you put down.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.27520 del

>>27505

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.27525 del

>>27520
FUCK LAWS I FUCK GAY

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.27541 del

>>27500
>making up stuff
>again
Jesus you really are dumb, huh? Guess you should stop calling me retarded, since you are more stupid than I ever was.
>>27505
>durrr, cartoon is pedophi-
No, it isn't.
No I don't have "minor" any-philia either because one, cartoons aren't considered minors.
they are just objects and drawing from a pencil/digital program.
I'm STRICTLY NOT a paraphile, and I am NOT pro-contact.
I *hate* real people, and I am not attracted to their real children either, and I'm the opposite of a misanthrope.
>>27505
>wanting to be euthanized
Of course you'd like that, maybe it'll be a better option than lobotomies.
>making up words again. words words words
Holy shit you're so delusional, not even I went too far like you would.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.27545 del

>>27541
Don't argue with me Jordan, argue with the government. You need to change THEIR law on minor cartoons, not my mind.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.27547 del

>>27541
>>making up words again
Your PDD is acting up again. Just because you haven't heard of Canada's Medical Assistance In Dying act, that doesn't mean MAID is made up.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.27548 del

How insane do you have to be to consider an ILLEGIT, FAKE, CARTOON to be "real" in your feeble mind?
How worse do you have to act to try "convincing" people???
No one wants to believe a schizo like you.
This thing isn't real and it won't do anything. AT ALL.
It's merely an illustration of something that will NEVER come to life.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.27550 del

>>27548
The US law hasn't changed yet Jordan. Talk all you want to me, but they are the ones you need to convince.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.27551 del

Is that the guy who married his step-sister on her 12th birthday?

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.27552 del

>>27547
There's nothing "acting up" because I'm only typing to you in a civilized, and organized manner. Not like a raving patient that you are.
I do not need your medical assistance of death. You need to be assisted in death for your BRAINDEAD logic. Cartoons are NOT minors. Minors are REAL CHILDREN, not cartoons.
Linking a dated act link from 2003 or some other unclassified act does NOT count as proof.
We are NOT in canada, australia, italy where stuff like fiction is banned

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.27555 del

>>27552
You should report that to Himmler

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.27556 del

>>27550
>h-hasn't cha-
It was already "changed".
The don't consider artistic merit like NON-REAL characters against the law. They had not once officially prosecuted anyone for making porn of other cartoons .

Also stop talking like a tryhard 60s man from the political party.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.27558 del

>>27556
卐 HEIL Mein YonkerFührer 卐

Hitler Himself Endorses Yonkers: https://youtube.com/watch?v=yazf5bUdpAs [Embed]
https://voca.ro/13sVlEiZrleV

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.27560 del

>>27552
It's not your fault your PDD prevents you understanding the very clear US legal stance on this, just don't think about it. Maybe you will get lucky and never get prosecuted for breaking the obscenity law because of your disability.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.27568 del

>>27556
>They had not once officially prosecuted
I already linked you to two case studies of people who have been to jail for fictional cartoons of minors, but your PDD prevents you understanding reality.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.27576 del

>>27560
I don't have pdd, i don't have delays of speaking or any communication, and i am not "pausing" any "development". retard.
>>27568
That was literally years ago, and done out of force.
And once again, cartoons are NOT minors.
They are FICTION. NOT, GENUINE, FLESH, BLOOD FEELING HUMAN BEINGS.
NOT EVEN SCOOBY AND THE GANG ARE "REAL".

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.27579 del

>>27576
The law is clear and "it was done years ago" is what the legal system calls "precident". That means that past cases are used to judge future ones the same way. Your PDD might find it difficult to understand how that works.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.27583 del

>>27576
Jail awaits you
You will be Bubbah's Bitch
Prepare your anus

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.27601 del

>>27579
>are used to judge futu-
It'll never happen, stop deluding hard.
I don't have pdd, and even a normal person can say that to you.
>>27583
>making up more stuff again.
Yawn
Get medicated Klim.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.27607 del

Look, I'll be bloody honest: I find this really hard to believe is true. There is no way Jordan is Autistic. In the five years I have known him as his best friend, he has never acted or displayed any signs or forms of Autism at all at any stage. Jordan is just way too smart for that. It simply can't be true. Must be a larp. It's just GOT to be. I simply dismiss those claims as false and simply untrue.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.27610 del

>>27601
Get a doctor and a lawyer. You don't need to believe me, find out for yourself that the world does not agree with your minor attracted PDD brain.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.27612 del

https://report.cybertip.org/

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.27619 del

>>27607
>l-look, i'll be hone-
Shut the fuck up, you always say this and devolve into the same lie over and over again.
I was never your friend. YOU weren't even friend material to begin with.
>>27612
>linking an incredibly weird link about ACTUAL children being exploited
Well, maybe I can report klim so he can stop saying weird shit about me.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.27623 del

>>27619
https://report.cybertip.org/

Now they know about you as well

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.27625 del

>>27623
Who? What in the fuck are you on about, klim?

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.27629 del

>>27625
They know all about you now.
Your guilt overfloweth from thoust own mouth

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.27637 del

>>27629
FUCKING WHERE?! Stop being vague!

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.27638 del

>>27637
You know where.
Stop acting stupid.
We know you know.

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