Prayers for those who have been most affected by the Hurricane, like the Bahamas, and those who are still under the threat of tornadoes and flooding in it's wake.

I pray for comfy sleeps. And for the Jesus dude to watch over all of us

I pray that Christians would stop believing in ancient jew myths

>>164
Like what? Or are you just fedora posting and saying the OT is myth

>>164

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Also, since you don't believe in God, and thus don't believe in prayer, you do realize your "prayer" is going to be ineffectual in the first place, right?

>>166
I believe in the Aryan God, not the jew demon Yahweh or his hippie son.

>>167
Imagine being so starved for attention that you enter a discussion about something you disagree with just to announce that you dissagree

You need a wife anon

>>166
>Christianity invented prayers

>>169
The natural implication is that prayer requests and discussion on a board called "christianity' are Christian prayers
shoo shoo

>>167

>I believe in the Aryan God

Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Considering he's either being worshiped by hippie New Agers and Wiccans, or fringe far-right LARPers who have had no major impact on Western civilization for over a thousand years, maybe you’ll have to shout louder to get his attention. Maybe then him and his followers will actually be effectual!

For surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself. Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened! Sure, y'all have been trying to wake him up since at least the 60s (and even further back if you count the esoteric tomfoolery around the late 1800s and early 1900s.)

>"B-B-B-B-But muh Dark Ages! Muh Enlightenment!!"

The first, a debunked myth coined by a naive man who romanticized Rome overmuch. (Yes, a period in which Christianity literally created Universities for the first time, was called the "Dark Ages" by this man.) The second, is agreed upon to be the moment that the West began it's slow descent into Liberalism and Nihilism.

But please, keep yelping and shouting and cutting yourself and dancing into a frenzy for your great and almighty Aryan "god." Maybe this decade will be the one in which he gets his act together. Those bottles of mead you've been pouring have got to be adding up to enough to merit his favor by now.

>>169

>Christianity invented prayers

Nah, ours just actually get answered.


*Sigh* My sincere prayer is that the two of you kids grow up out of this silly phase that I myself went through, and are able to look back and laugh and cringe at yourselves like I can, thanks to the deliverance of the Almighty One True Absolute Sovereign God of the Universe. And drop this nonsense over some fake "god of trees" or whatever. More than likely, just like me, It's going to take Almighty God allowing life to give you a good wack upside the head before y'all snap out of it. I pray it won't have to come to that, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>155
Based Doggo

Brothers please pray for me, I am in desperate need of your prayers. Let’s just say that lately I’ve found myself at Vanity Fair, and the temptation of cheese pizza has been very strong.

>>292

Will be praying for you bro.

Please pray for the Lord to remove my pedo desires and fantasies from me. Also please pray that I not be left alone with any children till He does, since I’m fairly confident that if I were alone with an attractive child for a prolonged period I would probably end up touching them