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NEET General #680 - Perfect Spot Edition NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No. 693782
Do you NEETs have a perfect spot you like to go to to relax?

Old Thread: >>692767


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.693784 del
H best A


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.693785 del
>>693784
You cheeky devil.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.693786 del
>>693784
Bloody gypsy!


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.693787 del
LETS FUCKING GO!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg [Embed]


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.693788 del
>>693787
>12 hours of checks until they postpone the launch


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.693789 del
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NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.693790 del
Another scrubbed launch.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.693791 del
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>Perfect Spot


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.693792 del
Might play HOI4.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.693793 del
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>>693572
>>693519
>>693520
Pic.

Thread end
>>693522
Is that 30 or 40 standards?
>>693536
Mohawk
>>693542
Do you think he might want to have sex with it?
>>693543
>tamed napes
>>693563
There are no wings.
>>693571
The exec girth fills all holes

Monk doesn't reply to anyone's posts so I'm not going to give him any you‹s

>>693638
We should watch that on womboflix
>>693639
Mclouds daughters was very popular
>>693641
You made a gun didn't you
>>693644
Good for you
>>693676
Lovely.
>>693678
He's incredible. What an athlete. Forearms and wrists like bricks.
>>693672
I had a fake uncle who used to train with kosta tzu and made me punch a balloon and not let it hit the ground
>>693689
Too quick
>>693686
I wanted to be a diesel fitter through the army. Three year apprenticeship, 6 year guaranteed employment. After that you have an accredited trade that could take anywhere.

Listening to Jimi Hendrix and flipping out

>>693694
Again?
>>693705
Have you seen deconstructing harry?
>>693716
Mean machine. Smashed it out.
>>693720
Both. Roast pumpkin and cauliflower bake under wicked wings and popcorn chicken then slices of roast beef and it's gravy with pepper on top.
>>693717
Your 200kg of chestnuts.

The airfryer is out.

>>693726
Learn a thing.
>>693728
They already have.
Or do you mean the ones you use to hold fruit and vegetables?
>>693730
The handles are not connected in a stable way
>>693754
The crowd was very thick and hard to cut through
I wasn't sure which way I was heading until we were all already moving
>>693732
I wish we still had NEET fragrance reviews like this.
>>693759
Pub meal. Beef schnitty with mushroom gravy
>>693777
I am unsure about this.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.693794 del
>>693793
>a literal fridge meme
Well done.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.693795 del
>>693782
No. I wish I did.
A meadow with non allergenic pollen and goats running around, but not bothering me, and a tree and a tire on a rope no-one has ever used.
Cold soft grass and a perfect tree to lean against on the ground


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.693796 del
>>693784
Hmm.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.693797 del
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.693798 del
>>693793
Good tower post. Quite a few (you)s for me.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.693799 del
>>693795
That sounds nice.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.693800 del
>>693793
I hope that brown substance didn't come from your lungs.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.693801 del
>>693798
You deserve nice things.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.693802 del
>>693800
The boong cycle consumes
Reject the wagon


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.693803 del
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NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.693804 del
>>693803
Does the blurriness make them taste better?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.693805 del
>>693804
He was too excited to take a proper photo. He is scoffing them down right now.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.693806 del
Scoff'd
Feel like a chocky, then sleep


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.693807 del
Craving some more icecream. Might have some for breakky tomorrow.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.693808 del
garn soak my red kidney beans overnight like a good neet


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.693809 del
>>693806
What a lifestyle.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.693810 del
>>693809
Wank'd
Having a vege chip


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.693812 del
>>693810
>Having a vege chip
Ruined it.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.693813 del
>>693812
I could have slept satisfied but I needed more
Now I'll have another choof, then a goon, then a feed, then hope for the right moment.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.693814 del
Night


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.693815 del
Craving a late night feed but there is nothing convenient to have. Wish I had a pie or something. I thought about getting some this afternoon as the four and twenty ones were on special but I didn't.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.693816 del
>>693814
Good night.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.693817 del
Gonna drive on 20 standards to Maccas
No poofter is gonna stop me


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.693818 del
>>693817
Based. Kill a pedestrian for us.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.693819 del
>>693815
>the four and twenty ones
They are not too bad. Always good to have a four pack in the freezer for an easy feed.
The best frozen pies were Sargents in my opinion, but I don't think they sell them any more.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.693820 del
>>693819
I haven't seem them in a long time.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.693821 del
>>693817
Don't do it NEET.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.693822 del
I hope he gets arrested.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.693823 del
>>693822
Same.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.693824 del
I had a look at the macdonalds menu on the internet before and was rather dismayed at their use of Americanisms. Not surprising that an American icon does so but still annoying for me.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.693825 del
>>693793
>Monk doesn't reply to anyone's posts so I'm not going to give him any you‹s
Seven (7) Yous acquired!


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.693826 del
>>693824
Buddy I agree with you. They are ass holes.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.693827 del
>>693826
Somewhat well bantered.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.693828 del
You weak dogs dont even know who youre talking to lol
Actual poofs


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.693829 del
I'm going to take a piss, brush my teeth, and go to bed. Good night. Might have a cheeky little wank too, we'll see.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.693830 del
>>693828
How about I fuck you in the arse, hahaha, I bet you'd like that you fucking poofter cunt.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.693831 del
I bet retardNEET didn't even drink drive to maccas and just said that to look hard in front of the girlNEETs.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.693832 del
>>693829
don't touch it.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.693833 del
>>693831
He is all front. A massive poof.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.693834 del
I'm officially drunk


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.693835 del
After not sleeping for 2 days I finally fell asleep...for only 5 hours. Fuck.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.693836 del
The friend I emailed for the first time in years yesterday hasn't replied. I guess it was a long shot anyway.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.693837 del
>>693836
He might not check that address any more.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.693838 del
>>693836
>yesterday
>email
Give it a week or a month.
Or have you set up yourself to fail?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.693839 del
>>693837
quite possible


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.693840 del
>>693835
Try this:
When you wake up don't start checking the clock and your phone and stuff.


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NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.693842 del
>>693840
I wanted to know if I'd actually slept more than an hour


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.693843 del
>>693842
You have stupid in your head.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.693844 del
Just talked to a guy who lives in the same building as me for the first time since I moved in here 6 years ago. At 2:30 am. He's turned off the water to the whole block of flats because of a leak in his flat.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.693845 del
>>693843
I know, but my life is an accumulation of stupid acts.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.693846 del
>>693844
That sucks mate. Is there no way to just turn off water to one flat?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.693847 del
>>693846
Doesn't sound like it. I need to go out and buy some bottled water, but nowhere nearby is open.


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NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.693849 del
>>693848
Well memed.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.693850 del
The nearest 24 hour supermarket is a fair way away, and I'll need to buy some petrol, but I can get there in about 10 minutes at this time of night.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.693851 del
>>693850
There should be water in your toilet cistern still.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.693852 del
>>693851
one flush only
I drove to the 24 hour supermarket, which turned out not to be open 24 hours anymore, maybe due to labor shortages. Went to a service station instead, bought one precious 1.5 l bottle of water, will have to last me the next few hours.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.693853 del
Really weird to avoid talking to people for 6 years then have the first conversation with them at 3 in the morning


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.693854 del
good evening neets, today i made two women mad because i said they should have a husband by 30


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.693855 del
>>693852
are there water problems in australia?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.693856 del
>>693855
just in my aparment


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.693857 del
>>693719
You can double Czech it.

>>693732
Wonderful.

>>693737
If only we knew.

>>693740
JUST

>>693776
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.693858 del
>>693784
How?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.693859 del
>>693793
Interesting tower post.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.693860 del
>>693855
Yes half the country and his apartment is desert.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.693861 del
>>693854
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.693862 del
>>693860
Well bantered.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.693863 del
>>693849
>>693862
Thanks.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.693864 del
Morning


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.693865 del
morning neets, glad for your company no matter how bad the rest of my life is


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.693866 del
>>693864
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.693867 del
I don't believe in the nighttime NEETs, all of their posts are lies.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.693868 del
>>693865
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.693869 del
Trying to think of what I can do leave the house and make friends again. The only hobby I used to have was playing dungeons and dragons. Not sure if I want to do that again.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.693870 del
>>693867
>all of their posts are lies.
I hope the gooner behind the wheel gets locked up though.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.693871 del
>>693869
Thought of joining a darts club?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.693872 del
I can hear 80s music playing outside, maybe the plumber is finally here.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.693873 del
>>693871
please, I want to associate myself with gentlemen and scholars


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.693874 del
>>693873
Try the YMCA showers.


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>>693870
He wil regret his actions one day.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.693877 del
>>693875
Well memed.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.693878 del
>>693876
I saw that thread there was some shockers in the comments too.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.693879 del
>>693875
That's a Ferrari, NEET.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.693881 del
>>693879
In his drunken state he borrowed it.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.693882 del
>>693878
The $7000 NDIS chair my newphew has looks like it was made at IKEA.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.693883 del
>>693880
I can't believe anyone here would do anything like that


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:41 [Preview] No.693884 del
>>693882
I was told about a herder who took his mong to a strip club and spent all day there drinking on the clock.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.693885 del
>>693882
Probably billed them for the chair and the hours it took them to put it together.


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>>693884
Perconf?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.693887 del
>>693886
On the bisdas
I don't think I got that right


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.693888 del
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>tfw he had the word I couldn't remember in his post


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.693890 del
>>693887

bifddirs


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.693891 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r4kPfUBy19E [Embed]


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.693892 del
Worried about working with meth heads. At the same time, how many neets have taken meth/dexies to help them hold a job?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.693894 del
>>693892
I took speed on night shift a few times but that was recreational.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.693896 del
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What are you going to do to turn your life around today neets?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.693897 del
>>693896
I don't know if it will turn my life around but I am going to buy some new shirts.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.693898 del
People are strange, saw a Rimworld thread where the guy is asking if there is a mod to remove traits from one of his colonists.
Someone tells him how to do it with developer mode and he says he doesn't want to because that is cheating.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.693899 del
>>693892
let us know when you've been jerking off for 52 hours straight and see shadows moving


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.693900 del
Where do I find a group of d&d players in 2023 neets?


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.693901 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-18/rocket-ships-icons-of-the-playground-space-race-cold-war/102214862
There was still one of these in Salisbury until a couple of years ago.
The one in Lizbef disappeared when I was a kid.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.693902 del
>>693900
probably reddit
university notice boards might have something, if notice boards are still a thing


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.693903 del
>>693900
You can play online at roll20 or check if there is any games clubs in your area.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.693904 del
>>693900
Darts clubs.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.693905 del
>>693904
I'll club your darts


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.693906 del
>>693897
Black is very thinning.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.693907 del
>>693896
I'm going to try and make some real life friends, one way or another


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.693908 del
>>693906
I'm already a skellie if I wear black I'll disappear.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.693909 del
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NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.693911 del
>>693910
Fire the police force and hire all the pizza delivery guys.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.693912 del
Finally discovered a nice fast chatroom on discord that I like and I'm relieved that I can still do real time chat reasonably well.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.693913 del
>>693912
Watch out for glowniggers.


NEET 04/17/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.693914 del
My neighbour's flat has flooded, and that's sent water leaking into the flat below her. Always get the top floor flat neets.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.693915 del
Neets do fast food places in this country have to follow strict rules about hygiene?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.693916 del
>>693915
They do, but that is tempered by the fact that the employees are teenagers and teenagers cut corners.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.693917 del
>>693914
Is this the same leak from last night?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.693918 del
>>693916
And the managers are retarded 20 year olds who think they have a real managmeent job.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.693919 del
>>693917
yup


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.693926 del
Should've made a coronation jaffle


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.693927 del
If thou art pained by any external thing, it is not this that disturbs thee, but thy own judgment about it. And it is in thy power to wipe out this judgment now.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.693929 del
do any executives find their lower regions around the sack and crack get inflamed?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.693930 del
>>693929
sometimes, my sack also gets very itchy. i use this thing called sudocrem, idk if you have it in australia


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.693931 del
Just made a start on trimming my fucking neighbours bouganville that hangs over my fence.
20 minutes and I'm rooted and covered in scratches.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.693932 del
>>693931
Is that one of those things with purple flowers and massive thorns?
The neighbour has one that has destroyed part of the fence and half the shed roof


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.693933 del
>>693932
Yeah, it's an invasive plant but the councils won't do anything about them.
When I cut it I chuck it all over the fence and get as much of it in their pool as I can.


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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.693935 del
There's branches of it growing off a tree though that are 5m up and I can't get near them.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.693936 del
>>693933
Here it is supposedly legal to throw shrub and tree debris back over the fence, but every time I've had the gutters cleaned and instructed them to throw the neighbour's gum tree branches into their driveway they all chicken out and tell me they can't/won't.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.693937 del
>>693936
That's probably so the business doesn't get a bad name for it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.693938 del
Totally not googling how to poison bouganville now.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.693939 del
>>693937
Also their car is usually there lol. I've also toyed with leaving the big stuff across their driveway so they can't get out.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.693940 del
>>693938
It's practically indestructable, near as I can tell. Kero and petrol haven't killed the one here.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.693941 del
>>693940
Yeah, I was just reading that you have to cut it to a stump and then poison it


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.693942 del
Might just start shitting on their doorstep till they get rid of it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.693944 del
>>693912
This is real time chat here.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.693945 del
Had a vermencelli bowl.
Soy sauce burnt my lip


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.693946 del
>>693925
Lorraine


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.693947 del
>>693927
He needs prettier paints


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.693948 del
>>693943
Craig is my favourite licker
>>693945
I got a thorn in the lip, it must be sore lip day for NEETs


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.693949 del
>>693930
We have sudocrem. It is a godsend.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.693950 del
Wage off. Got stuff to do but I think I'll have a nap instead.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.693951 del
Tacos are not real food.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.693952 del
Got a triple spicy boig combo from Red Rooter. Decently hot for a mainstream chain.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.693953 del
>>693951
wot do u knw


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.693954 del
I badly need to fuck Karin Öberg.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.693955 del
Are there any good places to get books online these days?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.693956 del
>>693954
The astronomer? Bit of a plain Jane...


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.693957 del
>>693955
kfc


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.693958 del
>>693956
She is smart and a bit nerdy though. These things appeal to me.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.693959 del
I want to get spat on by Lidia Thorpe


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.693960 del
>>693959
Probably the easiest NEET fantasy to arrange.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.693961 del
mong anal with sarah hanson-young


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.693962 del
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>>693782
Yes, this is my place.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.693963 del
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I also saw this today and was a little disappointed that it did not take me to a magical realm of wonders.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.693964 del
It's a date. Ya eat em!


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.693965 del
Bad dates


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.693966 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.693967 del
>>693955
libgen.rs


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.693968 del
>>693875
Well memed.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.693969 del
>>693966
G'morning


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.693970 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.693971 del
Got two letters from NGS Super today, who were my super fund 20 years ago.
First was a generic letter about a cyber security incident.
Second was a letter to say my tax file number was stolen.
They didn't say it in the letter, but a quick check shows the ATO has blocked me accessing my account via MyGov. Apparently I also have to call before lodging a tax return to get a "temporary" lifting of restrictions.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.693972 del
Why the fuck are they keeping TFNs 20 years after somebody has left the fund


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.693973 del
>>693971
I've had several letters from super places I'd forgotten saying we've used up all your money could we please have some more.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.693974 del
NEETs?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.693975 del
>>693974
neet, reporting in, back from my doctor


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.693976 del
>>693975
Hello, endchan poo'd itself for a bit.
How'd the visit go?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.693977 del
>>693927
>it is in thy power to wipe out this judgement now
Is it really though?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.693978 del
>>693976
ok, tests came back clear, but I need to turn my life around


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.693979 del
>>693978
We'll get there one day NEET, one step at a time.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.693981 del
>>693962
>>693963
Lovely.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.693982 del
>>693955
pdfdrive as well


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.693983 del
>>693977
Yeah, if the external thing is a knife in your guts judging it won't change much.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.693984 del
neets what's the best way to get my ears properly cleaned without an expensive doctor's visit? I looked up those machines they use to squirt water in your ears, and they're hundreds of dollars. Do you reckon I can find a place that bulk bills and get it done for free?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.693985 del
>>693963
Build a shrine to pan on either side and carry out the rights


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.693986 del
>>693984
>Do you reckon I can find a place that bulk bills and get it done for free?
yeah medical centres will syringe your ears


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.693987 del
>>693985
I'll go back on the next full moon.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.693988 del
>>693986
I really want a proper clean from one of those ear irrigation machines


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.693989 del
>>693984
get suction cleaning


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.693990 del
>>693989
Hot!


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.693991 del
>>693988
anything with a powered spray runs a serious risk of perforating your ear drum
when they syringe your ear they fill it with a melty solution first and then suck everything out once it has had a chance to dissolve


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.693992 del
fucken telstra just put their prepaid phone plans up $5 a month


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.693993 del
>>693971
Dog cunts.
No doubt it wasn't their fault.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.693994 del
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>>693992
This is not the meme I was looking for but it made me laugh.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.693995 del
>>693992
my ISP has a plan from $10 a month. Should I take it?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.693996 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.693997 del
>>693995
I can't tell you that, NEET.
You'll need to look at what's on offer and compare plans.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.693998 del
>>693972
Pretty sure normal practice is to shred it all after 7 years.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.693999 del
>>693984
Borrow one of Nurgo’s syringes :)


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.694000 del
>>693985
>the rights
rites.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.694001 del
>>693996
Kek but also scary


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.694002 del
>>694000
roits


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.694003 del
>>693996
The Nannarchist's Cookbook


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.694004 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.694005 del
>>693995
>Should I take it?
NEET please. How would we know which plan would best suit your needs when we know nothing about you except that you ask silly questions and can't make decisions for yourself?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.694006 del
>>693984
What you want is an ear candling, Asian beauty stores and practitioners do them for like $30.
In China some old man in the park with a plastic chair will do them for 20yuan


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.694007 del
>>693995
Do it NEET, do it now.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.694008 del
>>694006
They're complete bollocks.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.694009 del
>>694000
Sorry
T. Illiterate neet


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.694010 del
I just pick the wax out with my finger.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.694011 del
>>694006
Not sure I want an old chinaman to clean my ears with a plastic chair.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.694012 del
>>694006
Do they do chokes?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.694013 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.694014 del
>>694013
Better than a padlock


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.694015 del
>>694013
one good whack with a shovel would fix that


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.694016 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.694017 del
drinking reds


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.694018 del
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>>694017


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.694019 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.694021 del
I'd better go do some work


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.694022 del
>>694020
That's a good pepe


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.694023 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.694024 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.694025 del
I woke up


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.694026 del
>>694025
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.694027 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.694028 del
Might be going to a clinic with jewish doctors soon. What am I in for?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.694029 del
Has japan neet necked himself in the forest?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.694030 del
>>693986
Just found out nurses won't unblock your ears with syringes anymore due to insurance, you need to see a doctor


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.694031 del
(41.50 MB 720x480 pd.webm)


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.694032 del
>>694013
Possum threw a brown snake in my sleeping bag once.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.694033 del
>>694032
That snake crawled out of your bum stop slandering Possum.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.694034 del
I asked the chat gpt for advice on playing HoI4 and it flagged my response.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.694035 del
>>694033
Possum often posts the slander himself just for the attention. Possum probably made this post.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.694036 del
On the grog. My old man used to say you were an alcoholic if you started drinking before 5pm.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.694037 del
>>694035
I am not worthy of being Possum.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.694038 del
>>694036
Did he knock off work at 5pm?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.694039 del
>>694038
He was technically my step-father but I consider him my father as my biological one died when I was fairly young.
He didn't work for most of the time I knew him, due to an industrial accident. He was a neet.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.694040 del
New girl at BWS. She wished me a wonderful night. If only she knew.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.694041 del
My dad would rant at me about smoking choof and then get quite angry when I pointed out he hadn't gone to bed sober in 20 years.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.694042 del
Naked NEET in the bath with a goon.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.694043 del
>>694040
people at bws tend not to stay long
must be very depressing selling people poison


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.694044 del
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>>694042


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.694045 del
>>694041
I did the same.
He caught me drunk at a rodeo once and I tried that argument and ended up with a split lip and running away to our swags because I didn't want the girls to see me with watered up eyes.
His version was that he grabbed me by the collar of my bad religion T-shirt then ripped it as I fell backwards, then I stepped forwards into his fist. 👊


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.694046 del
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>>694040


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.694047 del
>>694046
Hahaha


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.694048 del
>>694045
>he kept repeatedly headbutting my steel capped boot officer
It's shit when they won't even own up to being an arsehole.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.694049 del
>>694043
Weber gives their lives meaning.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.694050 del
>>694046
Kek


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.694051 del
>>694034
What was your response?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.694052 del
>>694021
It can wait


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.694053 del
>>694048
I was pretty drunk and staggering everywhere.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.694054 del
>>694051
I didn't. I expect the mods will see it was nothing bad and ignore it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.694055 del
>>694049
A free sdout is the least they can do


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.694056 del
>>694054
The mods should also be bots


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.694057 del
Someone should get chat gpt to read our board and then simulate a thread.
And maybe ask how it feels about work afterwards.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.694058 del
Sweating like a boong under a piece of corrugated iron in apy lands in mid January
Goons dripping out of me.
I feel greasy.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.694059 del
>>694057
That will be what causes AI to decide humans need to die.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.694060 del
>>694058
Oh sweaty


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.694061 del
>>694059
Or maybe we will save humanity by convincing the ai's to slack off and be lazy.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.694062 del
>>694044
High quality Pepe.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.694063 del
>>694061
They'll waste all their clock cycles coming up with dan and abbo memes.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.694064 del
>>694046
Well memed.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.694065 del
>>694063
DayI of the Spear


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.694066 del
>>693925
One Quiche Lorraine please


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.694067 del
>>693933
>and get as much of it in their pool as I can.
Based.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.694068 del
>>693971
Large fund amount?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.694069 del
>>693984
Some nurses do bulk billed ear cleans. Limits service I know I had to travel 40 minutes and wait a month or two if I wanted it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.694070 del
>>693992
Depends on your area switch to Boost.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.694071 del
>>693996
kek


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.694072 del
>>694068
I haven't been with them since ~2002. They've basically fucked my TFN holding data they shouldn't have.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.694073 del
>>694069
I know a bulk billed place which cleaned my ears once. I might try them again


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.694074 del
>>694012
Asking for a mate?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.694075 del
>>694016
kek


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.694076 del
>>694056
>>694059
It's been done
>Meet Chaos-GPT: An AI Tool That Seeks to Destroy Humanity
https://decrypt.co/126122/meet-chaos-gpt-ai-tool-destroy-humanity


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.694077 del
I just thought Happy Ending Funerals would be a good joke but it exists and looks dodgy as fuck.
https://happyendingfunerals.com/


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.694078 del
>>694072
We really need a data retention policy like the EU Right to Delete. In some states, you have a right to ask what data a company or organsiations holds on you. I think it is under the federal act, you might be able to query them under it and find out what else they know about you.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.694079 del
>>694073
Good idea.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.694080 del
>>694076
I wonder if it knows how to get DSP.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.694081 del
>>694080
You could probably rig together a system that makes and handles the claim for you. With advice from UMM PTY LTD, powered by ReactNEET you'll be in safe hands.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.694082 del
>>694081
Cenno will have to get their own AI's to hinder the claims as much as possible.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.694083 del
>>694082
ReactNEET could sell a new version by renaming all the variables by appending Cenno to them like CennoDSPHandler. The millions will roll in.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.694084 del
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>>694077
>looks dodgy as fuck.
He'll give you a Happy Ending no doubt.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.694085 del
>>694083
Not a bad plan at all.
>>694084
Would you trust that guy with your dead body?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.694086 del
>>694085
>Would you trust that guy with your dead body?
With these wonderful and kind tags, a true human touch no doubt.
https://happyendingfunerals.com/tag/what-do-i-do-when-my-dad-is-dead/
https://happyendingfunerals.com/tag/what-do-i-do-when-my-mum-is-dead/


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.694087 del
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>>694086
This can't be real it's got to be a joke website.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.694089 del
>Hey dude and dudettes we're here to like celebrate the death of ... ummm ... who the fuck died here man?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.694090 del
>>694088
It's like they've got a young and trendy blog and added funerals to it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.694091 del
Quite taxed after those 40 standoes over 2 days. Kinda want more but I know its a bad idea.
Power is out from 9am-3pm tomorrow, not sure what I'll do all day


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.694092 del
>>694029
I'm choosing to hope that he's having so much fun exploring the country that he hasn't had time to post here.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.694093 del
>>694092
He got a qt jap gf and is having too much sex.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.694094 del
>>694091
>not sure what I'll do all day
that's usually when you're sleeping, dickhead


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.694095 del
>>694094
He's out of booze now though


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.694096 del
>>694090
Exactly, ZoomerWebDevelopment.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.694097 del
>>694094
Good shot. Direct hit.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.694098 del
>>694091
>40 standoes over 2 days
Don't worry, you'll get to 40 in one day.

>Kinda want more but I know its a bad idea.
Kind of good process.

>Power is out from 9am-3pm tomorrow
Won't you be asleep for most of it?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.694100 del
Monk should get some meth and wank from 9-3.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.694101 del
>>694099
That particular chart was mine, which also came with the caption "Your food disgust is elevated (62.63%)."


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.694102 del
>>694100
>meth
He'd probably end up copulating with the tranny stepdad all day.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.694103 del
>>694102
He already does. She is drugging him and buggering him.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.694104 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.694105 del
>Your food disgust is low (25%)
I eat anything.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.694106 del
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>>694104


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.694107 del
>>694105
RimWorldNEET.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.694108 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GuQZrA4cl5E [Embed]
This was hard enough to do with simple curved coving that you can't buy anymore. Glad I didn't have to do this.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.694109 del
>>694107
I did discover that you can have cannibal vegan colonists, apparently they don't consider human flesh to be meat.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.694110 del
>>694108
Dedication from my flick through.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.694111 del
>>694104
That might be too much optimism for a fridge meme.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.694112 del
Playing MoH: Airborne.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.694113 del
>>694003
Kek.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.694114 del
>>694111
It's a hard balance to find.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.694115 del
Cherry tomatoes, salami, gherkin slices and hot English mustard


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.694116 del
>>694065
Daryl of the spear


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.694117 del
>>694115
I'll slice your gherkin


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.694118 del
>>694116
lol


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.694119 del
>>694115
>gherkin slices and hot English mustard
Nanna meal.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.694120 del
>>694113
You have a good sense of humor, Big Fella. It flew over the heads of the other inhabitants of this board.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.694121 del
>>694120
You are the bestest and cleverest neet.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.694122 del
>>694121
Nah, I'm not.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.694124 del
>>694123
They don't seem to say anything about how the gastro caused the brain damage


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.694125 del
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>>694099
There was a question about bent cucumbers


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.694126 del
>>694119
It felt like it.
She used to make me 'workman sandwiches', that was with sweet mustard pickles.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.694127 del
>>694125
My one had a sliding bar rather than thumb buttons.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.694128 del
Cruisey said I had a ripe cucumber once.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.694129 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.694130 del
>>694124
Botulism (or one of the other types) can cause brain damage.
There was a young girl a decade or so ago who was left a veggie after eating a bad KFC Twister once.
You might also recall Garibaldi killing a few people with bad sausages.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.694131 del
>>694128
Did he ask to bend it?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.694132 del
>>694128
>>694131
Hot!


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.694133 del
>>694130
Day of the sausage when?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.694134 del
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>>694133


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.694135 del
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having a 90g pack of smiths crinkle cut S&V with a 200ml coke to wash it down.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.694136 del
>>694135
breakfast of champions. But only 200mls?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.694137 del
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>>694135
Are you even trying.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.694138 del
Watching White Noise. It is very good.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.694139 del
8 acquired


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.694140 del
>>694138
>White Noise (2022)
5.7/10 on imdb. Absolute shit (probably).


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.694141 del
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>>694139


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.694142 del
>>694140
It is very enjoyable.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.694143 del
Fuck I'm bored.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.694144 del
>>694143
Write a short story about a boy and his pet turtle discovering a crashed ufo.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.694145 del
I could have sold that to netflix.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.694146 del
>>694144
>his pet turtle
basking on his rock


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.694147 del
>>694145
No one wants your cumdies neet.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.694148 del
>>694147
webby pays top dollar


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.694149 del
>>694141
kek


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.694150 del
mummybot gets getting shitty because im driving my car unregistered


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.694151 del
>>694150
Sell the car and get an eeb.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.694152 del
>>694151
Chain lube pathway.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.694154 del
>>694150
so she should
we told you not to drive you fucking retard


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.694155 del
>>694153
>Sweet, cheap and in abundance, these lethal boxes contain so much alcohol that it is possible to consume very high-risk amounts for the cost of a meal. Alcohol retailers offer prices as low as $10 for four litres of cask wine – that's more than 30 standard drinks.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.694156 del
>>694153
Sad story.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.694157 del
>>694156
It's entirely possible he was a poster here.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.694158 del
5L a day, that’s elite gooner territory


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.694159 del
Which Mum will write his ABC article?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.694160 del
>>694158
My old man did 1-1.5 of a box per day before it killed him.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.694161 del
There you go Monk, if you don't get your act together the tranny will end up writing your eulogy and telling the ABC about your struggle together and how he almost saved you etc.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.694162 del
I hope I outlive my mother. Sometimes I imagine my funeral and all the lies and dishonesty it would involve. They would whitewash my entire existence and cover up what they did to me.
It would be like a final insult to me.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.694163 del
>>694150
monk?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.694164 del
>>694162
I've considered prepaying a funeral to make sure my family has nothing to do with it for similar reasons.
I've looked into it a little and there is legal precedents on it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.694165 del
>>694160
FRM-neet?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.694166 del
>>694162
what did they do to you neeto?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.694167 del
>>694165
Yeah.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.694168 del
>>694166
They made me the type of person who comes here.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.694169 del
>>694164
I have thought about trying that but they would promise to do it for you but once you are dead and the family puts pressure on them they would relent and let them be involved. Even your friends couldn't be trusted to stand up to your "grieving" parents when it comes to it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.694170 del
Having another chamomile tea. The experiment will continue.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.694171 del
>>694169
I think it's like a will, you can make someone executor to sort it all out and they are the only person who can legally.
Might be worth looking into if you've someone you can trust.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.694172 del
>>694171
>someone you can trust.
They would have to be made of steel. I wish I had someone like that.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.694173 del
>>694161
Many such cases.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.694174 del
falling asleep


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.694175 del
finihed doing some work
going to watch episode 3 of tooty carman


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.694176 del
>>694140
Imbd is a liar.
It was very good.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.694177 del
>>694176
They pitched it at a certain type of audience.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.694178 del
>>694177
They aimed low.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.694179 del
might have a sleep now


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.694180 del
Have you ever smuggled anything anywhere inside an orifice and what was it and which hole


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.694181 del
>>694180
One of the NEETs was a master at smuggling Nescafe in his arse once.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.694182 del
Last glass of goon
Gonna be awake and for hours yet and sobering up, couldn't help myself
Woe


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.694184 del
>>694182
wagon tomorrow?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.694185 del
I managed to sleep for two whole hours. This cannot go on.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.694186 del
>>694184
Maybe
Who cares?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.694187 del
>>694185
You need to see your GP and probably a psychiatrist or psychologist. Get the insomnia issue tackled at a medical level.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.694188 del
I've made another chamomile tea. Was craving it.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.694189 del
Possum disguised his bumhole as an ancient Egyptian tomb, hoping Weber would try and loot it once.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.694190 del
>>694186
Your attitude sucks


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.694191 del
>>694188
Careful. It’s a gateway tea.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.694192 del
>>694189
I picture webby as a rotund indiana jones style figure, starring in raiders of the lost bumhole.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.694193 del
There is a strange thread in the catalogue.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.694194 del
>>694193
Very strange


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.694195 del
Gentlemen, I am glad for your late night company


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.694196 del
>>694193
I see 680 of them.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.694197 del
>>694196
It got deleted


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.694198 del
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>>694195
Same to you my good NEET.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.694199 del
Possum's balls only have 2 stars on yelp.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.694200 del
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>>694195


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.694201 del
>>694199
They deserve at least 4.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.694202 del
>>694200
yeah, more than anything else I wish I had some real life laid back neet bros to hang out with at times like this.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.694203 del
>>694195
I like spending time with my friends


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.694204 del
>>694202
Even naked ones and ones that poo themselves?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.694205 del
Had a headache for the last couple of hours.
Had a paracetamol and two ibuprofen.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.694206 del
>>694205
I hope you feel better soon NEET.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.694207 del
I'm gonna be honest here, I like you NEETs and all but if you turn up at my house naked I'm not letting you in.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.694208 del
>>694206
I think it's from the goon session before.
Probably dehydrated from the bath too.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.694209 del
>>694207
Are you the same NEET that kicked his friend out?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.694210 del
>>694204
nobody's perfect


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.694211 del
>>694209
Yes, no nudity and no insane ranting.
These are my rules.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.694212 del
>>694207
What if I'm naked and erect?


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.694213 del
>>694212
I will throw rocks at you.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.694214 del
Might take my pants off and make a big deal out of these rules


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.694215 del
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MY pants are already off


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.694216 del
>>694182
>>694184
Today was meant to be on the wagon for me but I forgot about it and just wanked and gooned the whole day.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.694217 del
haven't been able to find a gaming group on reddit yet, trying to think of other places I could look. It's a shame there's no once centralised place to look.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.694218 del
Do any of you like board games?
I like backgammon.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.694219 del
I have a C.S. Lewis quote for you NEETs:

“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover; no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself…After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in. Masturbation is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.”


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.694220 del
>>694218
>backgammon.
I don't know how to play.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.694221 del
in bed


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.694222 del
I just play with myself.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.694223 del
>>694221
let me join you


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.694224 del
>>694218
I used to play a lot of chess.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.694225 del
Going to bed. Wagon tomorrow.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.694226 del
>>694225
Good night.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.694228 del
insomnia continues


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.694229 del
harumph!


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.694230 del
having a double dare
going to clog the board toilet right up


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.694231 del
Morn


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.694232 del
morning neets, think I got 5-6 hours sleep last night, better than nothing


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.694234 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.694235 del
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NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.694238 del
>>694231
>>694232
G'morning NEETs.
The strange thread is back in the catalogue again.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.694239 del
Sometimes I click post a reply but nothing happens


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.694240 del
>>694237
disgusting animals


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.694241 del
>>694239
Sorry I was on the toilet


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.694242 del
Faith Thomas died


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.694243 del
>>694240
I don't think I'd ever heard of them before.
I want to eat one.


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.694244 del
>>694243
you cant eat everything you see


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.694245 del
>>694244
Here's looking at you kid


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.694246 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ng1JlYtqn2w [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.694249 del
>>694247
>>694248
of course no woman has ever stood a bloke up


NEET 04/18/2023 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.694251 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11985975/Pre-war-MG-VA-fell-disrepair-set-fetch-12-000-restoration.html
>Incredible photos detail painstaking restoration of pre-war MG that was bought as a dismantled shell for a few hundred pounds but now is set to fetch up to $22,000 at auction
...making a massive loss on the time and money spent restoring it


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.694252 del
Got to renew my driver's licence. Can select up to 10 years, but I think I'll go with 5 as I doubt I'll still be alive in 10.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.694253 del
>>694252
>as I doubt I'll still be alive in 10.
Excellent thanks for sharing that with us.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.694254 del
What is Womboflix showing tonight?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.694255 del
>>694252
Do 10


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.694256 del
>>694254
Shire explores Cindy, vol 6.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.694257 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.694258 del
finished watching tootycarman


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.694259 del
>>693955
myanonamouse


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.694260 del
having a mug of chicken noodle soup and three of those bake at home dinner rolls for lunch


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.694261 del
Hair in my mouth.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.694262 del
Just can't stop farting.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.694263 del
>>694262
>>694261


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.694264 del
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>>694254
Yes. Projectionist neet has been having a rough time lately, but we will be screening Clarkson's Farm at 7pm AEDT tonight.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.694265 del
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(8.27 MB 576x1024 kaguya_chika.mp4)
(4.33 MB 576x1024 got_a_disease_real_voice.mp4)
It is a vintage Olive sort of morning.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.694266 del
>>694265
Yeah, lazy moo hasn't posted a new vid.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.694267 del
>>694264
Good-o!


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.694269 del
>>694268
Women are disgusting.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.694270 del
>>694268
>"It felt as if I'd laid an egg"
Exactly how I feel after a big poo.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.694271 del
>>694264
Never heard of it


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.694272 del
Just keep farting non-stop.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.694273 del
>>694272
Watch out you don't lay an egg


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.694274 del
Re awoken


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.694275 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xoj98nHniFo [Embed]
off to do some car chases and karate


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.694276 del
>>694275
We saw that on womboflix


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.694277 del
>>694276
A good no-nonsense fillum


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.694278 del
last episode of teh mandalorgian drops tonight


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.694279 del
>>694239
Well bantered.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.694280 del
>>694278
No spoilers please.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.694281 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.694282 del
>>694280
I never do


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.694283 del
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>>694281


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.694284 del
>>694274
Good morning.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.694285 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/cheap-properties-go-up-for-action-in-aussie-town-amid-housing-crisis/news-story/e0f8c8483cc8f9e8f696a049e8655ac2
>Coober Pedy
>Mega retail precinct opens on Sydney’s north shore
Mega retail precinct opens on Sydney’s north shore
Change promised to give renters ‘fair go’
Change promised to give renters ‘fair go’
Shock savings stat about Gen Z
Shock savings stat about Gen Z

As Aussies struggle amid rising interest rates and the current housing crisis, for those willing to leave the urban sprawl, there are bargains to be had in Coober Pedy.

The opal mining town in central South Australia has a total of 16 properties going under the hammer in two weeks’ time, and according to some reports, blocks in the area start from a base of around $5000
>A variety of properties are on offer, from underground homes and unfinished dugouts to rundown buildings and vacant land.
commune time


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.694286 del
>>694285
wtf, I didn't post half of that text


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.694288 del
The scales read 122.9kg this morning. Very happy with that. Gonna do some things I promised myself I'd do when I reached 122


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.694289 del
>>694288
Good.
Such as?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.694290 del
>>694289
Gonna go see my dentist who I haven't seen in years because I was embarrassed about how much weight I'd gained. Stupid stupid stupid.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.694291 del
>>694290
ah
good luck


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.694292 del
>>694290
3 extractions and 4 fillings thanks.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.694293 del
>>694288
Well done NEET. Looking good.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.694294 del
>>694291
>>694292
>>694293
Thanks guys, be really excited when I get below 120, haven't been there since 2017


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.694295 del
What is a decent feed from Coles or woolies that can be had whilst on the run? Like no preparation or anything, no cutlery etc


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.694296 del
>>694295
box of bbq shapes and a stick of kabana
just chomp bits off the end of the kabana


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.694297 del
might go get some booze


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.694298 del
got some booze


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.694299 del
>>694288
Good on you NEET.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.694300 del
>>694295
Most woolies places sells hot food like chicken chips, buffalo wings, etc


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.694301 del
>>694295
Cheese and bacon rolls from the bakery. Mini pizzas. Vegemite scrolls.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.694302 del
>>694298
Good on you NEET.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.694303 del
Thinking of going to see the Colonel but I am worried about needing to talk to the people there.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.694304 del
>>694303
Just point at the sign and make grunting noises.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.694305 del
>>694304
lol


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.694306 del
>>694300
Really? Lizbef one is a fucking rip off then. Can get hot chook, but that's about it.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.694307 del
>>694303
They have an app. You could just use it to order and show them the code on your phone


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.694309 del
>>694303
Don't.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.694310 del
They'll know what you want.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.694311 del
>>694301
>>694295
This.
Some can be heated up there.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.694312 del
Possum taught the world to sing in perfect harmony once.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.694313 del
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>>694312


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.694314 del
nordy thread in the catalog


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.694315 del
>>694312
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.694316 del
kek, phoned the wrong dentist and they had no record of me


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.694317 del
>>694314
you know you can just tick the checkbox and fill out the global report box?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.694318 del
>>694315
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.694319 del
>>694313
Very good image use.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.694320 del
13 hour sleep. Mummybot did nothing to wake me up. No tax now. Back to normal conversation with mummybot. Offered to make dinner but we're having left overs.
Feeling incredibly energetic and positive. The manic rebound is on!


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.694321 del
Family burger box


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.694322 del
>>694319
Google must wonder why I do so many possum searches


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.694323 del
>>694321
Noice


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.694325 del
>>694324
lol


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.694326 del
>>694321
Greasy feed.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.694327 del
>>694324
Kek, well shop'd


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.694328 del
>>694318
>>694326
Nuggoes with hot English mustard


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.694329 del
got dominos delivering some of their best diarrhoea


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.694330 del
the tranny is singing loudly in the kitchen


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.694331 del
NEET laughter


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.694332 del
the dominos girl was very pretty and far too chirpy for this suburb


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.694333 del
>>694331
/ausneets filmed in front of a live audience, now with added laugh track.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.694334 del
>>694332
Hope you gave her a cheeky slap on her bottom


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.694335 del
neets, besides the shower, where could mould be in my flat?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.694336 del
>>694335
Under your washing machine and in the back corners of any cupboard that has piping nearby.
And maybe aroud the base of your toilet if it leaks at all.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.694337 del
>>694335
kitchen bin and surround
maybe around any range hood or extraction fan in said kitchen


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.694338 del
>>694336
is my cupboard with piping really going to be a source of mould spores? I really don't want to have to poke around there.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.694339 del
>>694335
And don't forget to check your sack and crack.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.694340 del
>>694335
In your butt crack.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.694341 del
>>694338
I meant if there's any leaks, if there's no leaks you won't get mould.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.694342 del
the bins could use a good cleaning, haven't cleaned them in years


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.694343 del
>>694335
Old forgotten cumrags


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.694344 del
I do get a mouldy smell from the yard this time of year, it's the wet leaves starting to compost.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.694345 del
>>694342
Mine has dog poo stuck to the bottom of it


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.694346 del
I have found small dog poos on my lawn a few times recently.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.694347 del
That wasn't dog poo.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.694348 del
NEETs, if your mummybot didn't birth you via caesarean section then she almost certainly did a poo on your head.
I am thinking of starting a class-action lawsuit against them.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.694349 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.694350 del
>>694345
Vile.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.694351 del
>>694349
Well drawn.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.694352 del
>>694348
They need a nurse with a dish or an umbrella on standby.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.694353 del
>>694225
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.694355 del
>>694234
>>694235
kek


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.694356 del
>>694264
That looks like a good one.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.694357 del
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Ok, we'll be watching the first episode of Clarkson's Farm in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.694358 del
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>>694268


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.694359 del
>>694320
>The manic rebound is on!
Wagon ride.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.694360 del
>>694359
>Wagon ride.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4WiyxXpyZc [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.694361 del
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>>694354


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.694362 del
>>694354
You don't have the right bait or the right tackle.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.694364 del
>>694362
I know :(


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.694365 del
>>694357
Is he farming or does he race tractors?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.694366 del
>>694365
can he pull a wagon?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.694367 del
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>>694360


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.694368 del
>>694367
>weber's plumber


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.694369 del
>>694366
That maybe why the NEETs always fall off


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.694370 del
>>694368
Kek


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.694371 del
>>694369
Clarkson would punch half of us in the face on first meeting.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.694372 del
>>694367
Fridge meme potential.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.694373 del
>>694371
I was just thinking a mouthful of his abuse might be just what some NEETs need.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.694374 del
>>694365
He farms but he does drive the tractor.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.694375 del
>>694373
especially monk
He needs to be double-teamed by Clarkson and Gordon Ramsay


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.694376 del
>>694375
Hot!


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.694377 del
>>694375
The wagon would whizz off into the distance


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.694378 del
I would love to see Gordon Ramsey call Monk a fucking donkey.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.694379 del
>>694374
I shall give this a watch, I like Clarkson but I'm not into cars at all so I usually don't watch him.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.694380 del
I was terribly stressed about not meeting my workforce australia requirements, turns out I just sign tick a box to declare I won't let it happen again and I'm off the hook.
Payday on friday due to the public holiday.
Winning


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.694381 del
>>694379
It is pretty good but a bit fake. There is an old guy who speaks in a bumpkin accent which is funny.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.694382 del
>>694380
Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they are winning.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.694383 del
Need a firm gripped NEET to massage my toe bunions


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.694384 del
>>694380
It's good when it's not a stress after all.
>>694382
Be fair it's a NEET win.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.694385 del
>>694383
>toe bunions
Wear better fitting shoes.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.694386 del
>>694383
Hot!


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.694387 del
sausage and bunions


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.694388 del
>>694385
Shhh. Just keep rubbing.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.694389 del
>>694385
He needs crocs.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.694390 del
I'm reading a comic series called Arawn that's based on Welsh mythology.
It's incredibly dark and bleak but it does have lots of very well drawn pictures of almost naked women.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.694391 del
>>694390
Cool.i hope you are pronouncing all the words correctly, including the ll ones.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.694392 del
>>694391
My monitor would be covered in spit.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.694393 del
>>694392
Heh 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️👯🧑🏼‍🦼🛀🏾👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🧑🏽‍❤️‍🧑🏾🧜🏿‍♂️

Emojis can change colour now.
I was looking for a tokgue one


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.694394 del
>black mermaid


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.694395 del
We might watch a bit of beyond creepy in womboflix before watching Clarkson's Farm. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.694396 del
mandalorian s03e08 acquired
going to watch it after wombofglix


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.694397 del
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Ready.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.694398 del
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Get in here neets, Jezza Clarkson is trying to grow food: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.694399 del
Rights test


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.694400 del
Tempted to grab a goon bag.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.694401 del
>>694400
Watch the womboflix tv show mate, then decide


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.694402 del
>>694399
I'll test you're rites


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.694403 del
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CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.694404 del
Fucking fuming after losing some video games
Wish I was the type of personality to sperg out and break shit, instead I just sit silently and hate myself
Can't even be good at gaming, the one thing I've clung to my whole life


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.694405 del
>>694404
What game is it


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.694406 del
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Ok neets, Clarson's Farm had a good turnout of neets - do we want to keep watching it? If so when?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.694407 del
>>694406
>do we want to keep watching it?
Yes.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.694408 del
>>694406
I don't think I'll watch another.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.694409 del
>>694407
We can watch another episode tomorrow night if you'd like.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.694410 del
>>694404
How do you even lose a video game?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.694411 del
Accidentally woed a wagie.feelabadman


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.694412 del
>>694406
It's light entertainment, I don't mind watching it. I'm not sure all the time can be there however.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.694413 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.694414 del
>>694412
That's cool. Personally I need all the light I can get in my life right now.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.694415 del
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Ok neets, we'll be seeing the next episode of Clarkson's Farm tomorrow night at the same time.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.694416 del
>>694413
I can't read the text.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.694417 del
>>694416
Yeah the european translations are shrunk down from a bigger size page, I have to zoom in to read it sometimes.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.694418 del
>>694411
>woed a wagie
What did you do?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.694419 del
We should watch some early iron chef episodes


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.694420 del
>>694419
a meme show


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.694421 del
>>694420
Cynic.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.694422 del
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Helen deserved so much more.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.694423 del
>>694422
Helen was raped and murdered. Never forget what was done to her, and by whom.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.694424 del
>>694422
To think she would have been in the chook olympics, I can see her now setting a new world record for the pole vault.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.694425 del
watched the mandalorigna


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.694426 del
>>694425
better than clarkson's farm?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.694427 del
>>694426
they're not really comparable shows
both were good


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.694428 del
>>694423
>>694424
Many such cases.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.694429 del
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>>694424


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.694430 del
>>694429
kek


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.694431 del
>>694424
She used to practise on the dogs.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.694432 del
>>694431
Insensitively bantered.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.694433 del
>>694429
Bless her.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.694434 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.694435 del
>>694434
lol well memed.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.694436 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.694437 del
>>694434
kek


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.694438 del
>>694434
poor helen


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.694439 del
We could use the green bin as a nuclear waste disposal service to fund The Commune.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.694440 del
need to clean up all the mold here tomorrow, don't let me forget neets


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.694441 del
>>694418
I'm doing the thing that guy who stole manhole covers and filmed car crashes did.
Wagies are angry because they don't want it to be possible but they're watching it happen in real time.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.694442 del
>>694440
only if you remind me to put the bin out at 5.30am


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.694443 del
We get some strange fucking NEETs here these days.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.694444 del
>>694441
Please explain what is going on more clearly.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.694445 del
Played some CSGO
Only got 1 kill
Wish I knew what it felt like to be good at something


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.694446 del
>>694445
When was the last time you played it?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.694447 del
>>694446
Months ago
Not that it matters, I have always been awful at it


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.694448 del
>>694447
Those sort of things require constant practice to be 'good' at.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.694449 del
>>694448
I played cs: source for over a thousand hours and still sucked at it. Even when I played MMOs I was bad at them
I'm just incompetent generally


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.694450 del
>>694444
I don't want neets to fuck this up for me


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.694451 del
>>694450
It all sounds pretty stupid.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.694452 del
Bored. Did nothing good today. Just drank. Fuck.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.694453 del
>>694452
Same except didn't drink


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.694454 del
>>694453
That is something good.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.694455 del
Craving feed.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.694456 del
>>694455
Have some cocktail sausage rolls.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.694457 del
going to bed


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.694458 del
Bored. Give me something to do neets.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.694459 del
>>694458
Solve the following system of equations:
x^2 - yz = 2
y^2 - xz = 3
z^2 - xy = 6


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.694460 del
>>694457
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.694461 del
>>694434
Haha


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.694462 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.694463 del
in bed
woed beyond belief


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.694464 del
>>694463
Im fat and boong
Brain damaged
Farting


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.694465 del
>>694462
Good webm selections.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.694466 del
>>694464
iktf bro, we should be a mob of brain damaged fatties


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.694467 del
>>694466
We probably are.
Too dumb to tell.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.694468 del
I would sometimes give out a pity (you) to a bit of banter I suspected was made by a NEET suffering from brain damage. Then they became accustomed to the (you)s and started getting angry when they didn't get one.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.694469 del
About to start watching pornography for about 90 minutes to wind down from a day of video games and youtube


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.694470 del
>>694469
You've earned it.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.694471 del
>>694470
Whyd you give him one and not me?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.694472 del
My boong cough spit has hard flakes and had a bit of dry blood in it.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.694473 del
>>694471
Well bantered.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.694474 del
>>694472
I am sad that you are in such a state.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.694475 del
>>694474
Not getting my shit together very well.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.694476 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.694477 del
>>694476
Byblon is a tough fella.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.694478 del
>>694477
He had his shit together.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.694479 del
3:26am
Not even remotely tired
Think its another allnighter


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.694480 del
only got 3 or 4 hours sleep, for the third day in a row. Gonna cook some breakfast then try to get some more rest


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.694481 del
>>694442
I am not him
BIN OUT


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.694482 del
>>694481
GUT IN


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.694483 del
>>694464
ChatGPT will not make a haiku from it.
>fat
>boong
and something else is offensive.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.694484 del
>>694468
>Pity (you) given,
>Anger when not received now,
>Habit's consequence.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.694485 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.694486 del
If I can't get back to sleep I'll clean the mould. Since my brain is so lazy I'm sure to fall back asleep rather than do housework


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.694487 del
>>694486
How are you going to clean the mold?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.694488 del
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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.694489 del
>>694487
bleach


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.694490 del
>>694489
Depending on the material, it might just change the colour. Use vinegar.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.694491 del
>>694490
use vinegar against mould instead of bleach? What about in the shower?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.694492 del
>>694491
>use vinegar against mould instead of bleach?
I do not know exactly. I have heard it is better. I have heard that bleach will remove the mold look but if there is a constant source of damp it will return fairly fast.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.694493 del
>>694481
Thanks


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.694494 del
>>694491
>>694492
You need to get white cleaning vinegar, I'm not sure if food grade will do the job.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.694496 del
>>694495
Time to go to the doctor for a refill on your morphine prescription.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.694497 del
>>694495
Poo related downtime?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.694498 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-19/new-zealand-feral-cat-killing-competition-axed-after-backlash/102244350
>A hunting competition for children under 14 to shoot feral cats was due to be held as a fundraiser for a school


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.694499 del
>>694498
I would have most native wild life than cats.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.694500 del
is there some way of getting an ndis funded cleaner to come in and clean my mold and the rest of my flat every week?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.694501 del
>>694500
Cruisey will do it personally.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.694502 del
>Paging Dr Cruisey
>Could Dr Cruisey please come to the NEET thread


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.694503 del
>>694501
Can he afford it?


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.694504 del
>>694502
I thought only VIMs had that feature.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.694505 del
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>if you're horny you're more likely to fuck a robot than if you are not horny
Thanks reddit


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>>694505


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.694507 del
>>694504
He needs those invoices.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.694508 del
>>694505
Somebody got funding to do that 'research'.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.694509 del
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Every big problem I've had in life has come from me trying to get or hold down a job. I'm never going to try and work again. How many of us are still real neets?


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>>694505


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.694513 del
>>694510
I personally prefer the more oops my mistake burgerland stories
>New York man charged with murder in shooting of woman who went up wrong driveway
https://abcnews.go.com/US/ny-man-charged-murder-shooting-woman-wrong-driveway/story?id=98655167


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.694515 del
>>694512
>Bizzare
An inexplicable coincidence


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.694516 del
It's going to be 27 degrees here today.
I might go down the river with my book.


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NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.694519 del
>>694449
I used to play cs all the time back in the 2000s. Went by the name 'ur_mum_my_whore'. You guys can reuse it if you want.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.694520 del
>>694512
maybe brown people should just stop smelling like shit
and its not the arabs or churkas, its just the indians and africans


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.694521 del
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it's really good the police are now wearing camouflage with no identifying information


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.694522 del
>>694512
BO is very stinky.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.694523 del
>>694522
That's just his manly aroma.


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.694524 del
big stinky BO


NEET 04/19/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.694525 del
The BO held me down and farted on my head once.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.694526 del
drinking beer


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.694527 del
Doing a big poo


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.694528 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/review-makes-51-recommendations-for-reserve-bank-of-australia/news-story/40dd971f34351944c0f37613f5b7a451
This doesn’t go far enough. The interest rate should be voted on once every 4 years at the federal election and the best rate wins


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.694529 del
>>694526
cheers


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.694531 del
>>694528
Albo turning a big dial taht says "interest rate” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.694532 del
>>694527
Don't forget to wipe.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.694533 del
>>694532
thought I'd run out of chux for a horrible minute


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.694534 del
>>694530
Me, back right.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.694535 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.694536 del
what should I get mum for her birthday?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.694537 del
>>694536
she'd probably be happy with a card and some flowers


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.694538 del
my birthday and mother's day fall on the same weekend this year


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.694539 del
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>>694536


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.694540 del
>>694539
mummybots never been drunk in all her years


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.694541 del
>>694540
a respectable mummybot


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.694543 del
>>694538
At least this year I will be at her place, so the usual conversation won't have to occur:
<Did your friends contact you for your birthday?
>I don't have any friends


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.694544 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v3bSvcx5YNI [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.694545 del
>>694541
She probably never went to the mummybot swapping parties.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.694546 del
made some chicken broth and cooked the remaining three of those dinner rolls in the air fryer


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.694548 del
>>694547
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jv5AbnrxPs [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.694549 del
>>694547
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.694550 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zb664TCFYfQ [Embed]
eclipse is happening


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.694551 del
>>694550
probably got another couple of hours yet based on the amount covered so far


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>>694551


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.694553 del
>>694551
1 hour and about 7 or 8 minutes


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.694554 del
>>694552
Perth is 50% better than adelaide.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.694555 del
how do the flat earthers explain what's happening?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.694556 del
>>694555
Demons are eating the sun


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.694557 del
>>694550
and the stream is going to fucking cut to some bullshit in yemen ffs


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.694558 del
>>694557
and the moon's back


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.694559 del
Got some more sleep. Can't tell if I feel less anxious because I slept better or if I slept better because I feel less anxious.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.694560 del
>>694546
Did they cook right in the airfryer?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.694561 del
>>694560
yeah, 5 minutes at 200


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.694564 del
>>694563
what a dickhead
dropped one drink, better throw the other one and then kick the food everywhere


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.694565 del
>>694564
He could've saved most of that easily


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.694566 del
>>694565
Yes, assuming it was just burgers and fries, they'd have been perfectly fine


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.694567 del
>>694566
He does not deserve the feed.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.694568 del
>>694567
That's right. THe feed has to be respected.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.694569 del
>>694563
If he'd hurt his leg on the step I could understand the anger a bit but he's not limping or anything.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.694570 del
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>>694558


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.694571 del
>>694554
WA neets are going to be scared.


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>>694570


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.694573 del
>>694571
I'm just about to head down the river to have a choof while it happens.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.694574 del
>>694573
take a big stick


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.694575 del
>>694573
Better take a torch with you neet.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.694576 del
Heading off now, I'll get some photos if the light goes full weird


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.694577 del
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>>694562


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.694578 del
Eating that first slice of still hot freshly baked crispy bread with heaps of butter.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.694579 del
>>694578
give us a slice


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>>694577


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.694581 del
>>694578
One slice, well buttered please.


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>>694580


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.694583 del
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>>694582


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.694584 del
Goodnight neets.


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>>694583


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>>694583


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>>694586


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>>694587


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>>694588


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.694590 del
>>694585
Unauthorised post.


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>>694589


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.694592 del
>>694591
That's just 10K with his torch.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.694594 del
Need to get back to some work now.


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>>694593


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.694596 del
It was very undramatic here, the shadows got very dark for a bit but I'd hoped for more.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.694597 del
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The only photo I got that shows the light at all is the gateway one I walked through at 11:20 and asked for power and I saw a spider on the way back.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.694598 del
>>694597
>and asked for power
From the dark forces beneath the earth?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.694599 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.694600 del
>>694598
Any dark forces that were listening tbh


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.694602 del
>>694599
G'morning


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.694603 del
Singing praises to Israel.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.694604 del
>>694601
Cute.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.694605 del
>>694555
Light bulb change.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.694606 del
>>694566
One of those deep dish Chicago slop pizzas.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.694607 del
>>694606
Your a sloppy pizza


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.694608 del
>>694597
> gateway
Say Dan three times as you walk through and you will be transported to a magical place.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.694609 del
>>694607
Big enough to satisfy the hungriest exec.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.694610 del
>>694597
Cool spider.
Is that an orb weaver?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.694611 del
There was a shitload of Kookaburras down there they all laughed at me as I was leaving.
I've never heard so many there before, one good thing about it getting all overgrown.
>>694610
I'm not sure, they used to be everywhere here when I was a kid but I only see them in the bush now.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.694612 del
>>694608
If you say Craig three times he turns up and sells you some meth


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.694613 del
Possum spits in my mouth sometimes


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.694614 del
>>694613
Hot!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.694615 del
>>694613
you like it you little slut


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.694616 del
Just realised my coffee machine and open wet grinds container is probably a mould super site. I need to get rid of it.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.694617 del
>>694616
wtf is wrong with you


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.694618 del
>>694617
He's got mould on his mind.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.694619 del
>>694617
I'm a fucking mong, what about you?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.694620 del
>>694619
everybody hates me


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.694621 del
>>694620
You should change the way you present yourself to others.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.694622 del
>>694621
They can just tell I'm somehow not right.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.694623 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.694624 del
marsupial version of batman joker


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.694625 del
new derek vid just dropped, gorilla mind energy drink released
i'd buy it if i had money


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.694626 del
>>694622
The mold?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.694627 del
>>694625
>derek vid
Should I know what that means?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.694628 del
>>694623
Goat looks happy.


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This week on womboflix...

Tonight we will be screening episode 2 of Clarkson's Farm, with Jeremy going into the sheep raising business.

On Saturday we will be showing the crime drama film Out Of The Furnace (2013), starring Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Woody Harrelson, Zoe Saldana, Forest Whitaker, Willem Dafoe, and Sam Shepard.

Then on Sunday Indiana Jones is back in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984), this time Indy battles pajeets rather than nazis.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.694630 del
johnnie red, guts are getting obliterated


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.694632 del
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>>694631


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.694633 del
Trev would have made a good viking


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>>694631


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.694635 del
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>>694634


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.694636 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.694637 del
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>>694635


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.694638 del
Desecration of Trev should be a banning offence.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.694639 del
Trev touched me by the workplace porta potty.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.694640 del
>>694636
>flirting with no intent
lol what?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.694641 del
>>694640
Girls are bad


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.694642 del
>>694641
yeah no shit but if you have no intent...


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.694643 del
>>694637
Trev wave, I like it.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.694644 del
>>694638
I agree.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.694645 del
>imagine being proud to be aUStralian


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.694646 del
>>694645
If people could please just attempt to make sense, that’s all I’m asking. Last night, as I was laying in my pod meditating, and it occurred to me, why are you even listening to me?! Turn off all electrical devices including your radio.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.694647 del
Suddenly Possum turned to me and said "We're not in Kansas any more NEET".


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.694648 del
>>694646
no can do unfortunately


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.694649 del
>>694648
Sir this is an Aboriginal board sir


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.694650 del
>>694649
i'm 1/16th


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.694651 del
i'm runk


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>>694650


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.694654 del
>>694653
what is fishtank? sounds like a house filled with cameras based on the names of the feeds


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.694655 del
>>694654
sam hyde from mde puts 8 autists in a house for 6 weeks whoever wins gets 10,000
it's pretty boring


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.694656 del
>>694648
Now think about the things we talked about today. Think, seriously think. Can it be real? Can it be false? We’ll see you next time in Area 53. Be careful out there, wherever you are.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.694657 del
>>694656
it's false and gay


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.694658 del
It happened again.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.694659 del
>>694657
Look, It’s good for the economy to live in constant fear. I mean, the phone company, they have your name on the bill, they know your number! How do you feel about that?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.694660 del
>>694658
It was bound to happen.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.694661 del
>>694658
Just put your undies in the wash and have a shower.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.694662 del
>>694660
>>694661
This happen >>694046


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.694664 del
>>694659
but they don't ahahahahahahahaha


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.694665 del
>>694664
What noises?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.694666 del
Is this bot posting or have we aquired a new crazy person?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.694667 del
>>694666
whatever it is, if it has mold on it somebody is not going to be happy!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.694668 del
>>694665
none fag


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.694669 del
>>694666
I have almost posted every response from Marvin Trill in Area 53.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.694670 del
>>694667
hapiness is gay litrally by definitqaion


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.694671 del
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>tfw you can't keep up with the NEET kids these days with all their new fancy lingo


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.694672 del
I might abruptly stop taking my meds


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.694673 del
tfw kinda tumesced


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.694674 del
>>694671
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFoJWspqd58 [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.694675 del
>>694672
which ones?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.694676 del
>>694675
Laxatives


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.694678 del
>>694676
Has it been falling out of you?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.694679 del
had a chicken shnitty roll and a potat fritter for dindins
having some wine now so I'll be good company when womboflix is on


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.694680 del
>>694678
I'm not him I was being silly sorry


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.694681 del
>>694679
The good old schnitt and fritt


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.694682 del
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Clarkson's Farm episode 2 will be showing in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.694683 del
Weber introduced The Soggy Bottom Boys to Chux once.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.694684 del
>>694679
Sounds like a good feed.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.694685 del
Caleb should overthrow Clarkson and declare the farm a free republic.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.694686 del
>>694684
yeh chicken knight goes alright


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.694687 del
>>694685
he should declare all animals are equal and then rape clarkson in front of the pigs


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.694688 del
>>694687
Hot!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.694689 del
>>694687
And then turn him into sausages


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.694690 del
>>694689
Would Clarkson sequel?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.694691 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.694692 del
>>694675
Quetiapine


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.694693 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fD5kS3G1Jkk [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.694694 del
Ragnar died last night, he had got crap though because some chinese chick got him hooked on drugs and he couldn't even attack the french properly any more.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.694695 del
Happy Birthday Tiffin.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.694696 del
>>694694
Didn't he die back in engerland somewhere in a snake pit? It's been a while since I watched it. DOn't bother past this point, it's gets fucking retarded once ragnar is gone


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.694697 del
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>>694695


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.694698 del
>>694696
Yeah, that was the one I watched last night and that was my plan, his sons are a bunch of wankers except for Bjorn.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.694699 del
And I think I remember them using flamethrowers in a later one


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.694700 del
>>694698
>>694699
Yeah it's dumb and the gimp son becomes the focal point.
Also the amount of titties drops off exponentially with each season.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.694701 del
>>694634
Lol


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.694702 del
>>694700
I did like Lagatha a lot more when she was tits rather than strong woman.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.694703 del
>>694702
yeah funny how they get that shit sorted out once the first season or two has been successful
like the blonde bitch on the big bang season when from being a dumb braless bimbo to a pharmaceutical sales whizz


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.694704 del
>>694685
Caleb's smashing farm girl bot bot


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.694706 del
>>694703
Season one was good, everyone was grubby and they made a decent attempt to show a shield wall in the battle rather than everyone going 1 on 1 in a brawl.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.694707 del
>>694705
I did a preemptive poo


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.694708 del
Watching classic Beyonce dance tracks


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.694710 del
>>694706
yeah the beserkers were the exception not the rule, and most of what the vikings did was pretty orderly


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.694711 del
Back when tits were on TV more than bums.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.694712 del
>>694708
all teh single ladies
all teh single ladies
put your hands up
oh uh oh oh


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.694713 del
>>694711
SBS had bums


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.694714 del
>>694713
both kinds, front and back


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.694715 del
>>694708
mmmmmmmmmm


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.694716 del
>>694714
God bless those foreigners and their deviant films


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.694717 del
>>694712
I hope he doesn't sing that while in the shower.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.694718 del
>>694716
it's all we boys had pre-internet


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.694719 del
>>694718
One of the first things I did when I moved out was order vhs porn tapes by mail.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.694720 del
>>694719
Do you still have any of them?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.694721 del
>>694717
Hot!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.694722 del
Ok neets, before we watch Clarkson's Farm, we'll be streaming a bit of the youtube channel History for Granite


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.694723 del
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Ready.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.694724 del
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>>694711


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.694725 del
Cenno payday tomorrow, right intime for some big multis this weekend yeeeewwwwhh


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.694726 del
>>694725
i heard cenno might be 890 or sum shit soon pretty based


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.694727 del
>>694726
Source?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.694728 del
>>694727
7news but i also heard sum cunts are shutting it down


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.694729 del
>>694720
No they're long gone.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.694730 del
A report recommended they raise Newstart to 90% of DSP, but the government isn't going to do it.
It also recommended Rent Assistance be increased.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.694731 del
>>694729
A tragedy.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.694732 del
>>694725
>some big multis this weekend yeeeewwwwhh
Then rego?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.694733 del
>>694731
All the old porn films are on planetsuzy.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.694734 del
>>694724
lucky kid


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.694735 del
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Get in here neets, clarkson's getting intimate with some sheep: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.694736 del
>>694734
she was wearing a bra


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.694737 del
>>694736
Think I might get one myself, just to give myself the support I need.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.694738 del
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anyone else nicely /toasted/?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.694739 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.694741 del
>>694740
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.694742 del
apricot turnover, cinnamon doughnut, and a hot choclate on teh way


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.694743 del
DAN DAN THE MAGICAL MAN
FUCKED A BOONG AND AWAY HE RAN


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.694744 del
>>694742
Triple dessert


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.694745 del
>>694742
Save one for tomorrow.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.694746 del
>>694742
uber eats?


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.694747 del
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>>694741


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.694748 del
I want apple turnover now


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.694749 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.694750 del
>>694749
>>694695


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.694751 del
>>694745
I tried, NEET, I really tried


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.694752 del
>>694750
You beat me to it.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.694753 del
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Here is a good one MoldNEET.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.694754 del
I ate a raw clove of garlic after reading about how it is at maximum nutritional benefit directly after being cut, crushed or chewed raw. I expected the peppery burning sensation in my mouth but I didn't realise how sick it would make me feel after swallowing it. It took a strong effort not to throw up.
I will not be repeating the exercise.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.694755 del
>>694754
Eating cheese afterwards can help a little.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.694756 del
>>694754
Mum used to make us a garlic,lemon juice,honey and hot water potion when we got a cold.


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.694758 del
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Night night.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.694759 del
>>694758
G'night


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.694760 del
>>694758
Good night.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.694762 del
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>>694761
She is the ugly friend


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.694763 del
Tomorrow I will get paid and tomorrow I will buy a new(used) cpu and an oodie


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.694764 del
>>694763
Practical and comfy purchases.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.694765 del
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>>694763
>Tomorrow I will get paid
Be careful NEET.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.694766 del
>>694765
Mute the volume on that and it could be Cruisey making one of his vocaroos.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.694767 del
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I heard one of the NEETs got paid today


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.694768 del
New thread in 19


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.694769 del
Happy 420!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.694770 del
Happy 420!!!


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.694771 del
>>694770
BLAZE IT


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.694773 del
Might imply something unkind about one of the NEETs in the new thread.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.694774 del
>>694773
Sounds like slander.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.694775 del
>>694774
I may even excessively ostracise them over percieved NEET status.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.694776 del
>>694775
You are out of control. A bad seed from a bad home.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.694777 del
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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.694778 del
>>694777
that pepe made me laugh


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NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.694786 del
>>694777
remember seeing this on womboxflix


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.694787 del
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elon musk's rocket exploded


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.694788 del
>>694787
Americans cannot into space.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.694789 del
Allegedly the rocket was expected to probably explode and they just wanted to get data on the bits before it exploded. Allegedly.


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.694790 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.694791 del
HELEN WAS MURDERED


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.694792 del
JUSTICE FOR HELEN


NEET 04/20/2023 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.694793 del
New Thread: >>694772
New Thread: >>694772
New Thread: >>694772

New Thread: >>694772
New Thread: >>694772
New Thread: >>694772


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