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NEET General #725 - Absolute Rectal Catastrophe Edition NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No. 738985
We all have these little accidents now and then neets - the main thing is how you recover and keep going with life. Please share your best tips for cleaning up poo disasters.
Old thread: >>738016


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.738998 del
AFL GAY A


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.739030 del
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Went to mumsie's on the way home, chillin to avoid dinner back at my old man's. She's talking about the invoice to parliament and saying how shes gonna vote yes because it sounds fair and she wont be affected by any changes anyway. I told her when it turns into reparations and public land transfers down the track I'll tell her grandkids that she voted this shit in. When they're old enough to get it, that is. That pulled her up.
Seriously thinking of banning that topic of converstation with my stupid normie fam from now.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.739032 del
Terrible thread.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.739033 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.739044 del
Fucking other mammals doesn't count as bestiality.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.739049 del
>>739048
Then don't make the new thread so damn soon.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.739050 del
>>738998
More like GayFL!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.739060 del
I hope you all have tinfoil on your walls and windows.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.739064 del
*knock knock*


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.739068 del
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>>739064
Ready.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.739069 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.739070 del
Just got home.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.739071 del
>>739070
Watch the moofie.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.739072 del
Is losing control of your bowels a sign of alcohol induced brain damage? Asking for a m8.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.739073 del
>>738850
#BO is a cock sucking University dropout faggot


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.739074 del
>>739072
ChatGPT says
>Yes, losing control of your bowels can be a symptom of severe alcohol-induced brain damage, particularly if it's accompanied by other neurological issues. If you or someone you know is experiencing this, it's important to seek medical attention promptly.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.739075 del
Imagine being on team IGA and letting that caravan park mental patient who spammed the board still post here.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.739076 del
>>739075
This board died when the old BO left. Its basically discord now.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.739077 del
>>739073
And Asian.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.739078 del
>>739076
That’s so accurate. The last #BO did an incredible job of managing the board with a rules based order that everyone could follow. IGA pushed to the limit for a year having to enforce reasonable bans that ultimately became too much to manage

Now the new #BO is chink commie piece of shit that just rules like a little Kim Jong Un. Who just assisted people on a whim. There are no rules here just his fucking commie dictates.

I hope you are happy /ausneets/ turned into literally North Korea


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.739079 del
>>739076
Mongaro?
That was the golden era you reckon.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.739080 del
>>739079
It was during the Steamer era.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.739081 del
>>739070
welcome back


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.739082 del
>>739078
The blame is part IGAY and Part new BO. Giving the board over to that chinkoid melbourne normie was like putting a woman in charge of literally anything.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.739083 del
>>739078
>I hope you are happy /ausneets/ turned into literally North Korea
It was much better without you. Literally no one wants you here. No one thinks you're cool for snorting endones in your disabled toilet.
Just go back to discord


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.739084 del
>>739082
It’s funny we all called him out as CHINKOID insect and he constantly denied it.

No one applied for the fucking job either accept him. He probably lied on his application multiple times.

Funny how no one is spamming the board now either….

FUNNY INNIT
back to discord fatty fingers


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.739085 del
>>739083
No one wants a chink as #BO either you got the job by default.

And WOmbo and Shiban are happy to talk to me in the moofie chat room and I am happy to talk to them. So I just proved you wrong you stupid insect commie fuck.

Oh and ban me again you scared little man. It’s clear you can’t argue if you just ban people everyone can see it
back to discord fatty fingers


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.739086 del
>How do I get rid of ghosts?
>>Ghosts are not proven to exist, but if you're feeling uneasy or frightened, consider talking to someone you trust about your feelings. It might also help to create a comforting environment and engage in activities that make you feel safe. If your concerns persist, seeking professional help can be beneficial.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.739087 del
>start car
>turn on lights
>engine dies


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.739088 del
>>739087
Any sniff in it?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.739089 del
>>739030
Cherish your olds while they're still around.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.739090 del
>>739030
>invoice to parliament
I like that description.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.739091 del


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.739092 del
>>739091
Hit it with a stick and retry it.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.739093 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWHeCwChUtE [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.739094 del
>>739072
alcoholi z cna't get consti[ated


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.739095 del


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.739096 del
>>739094
Goon tax!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.739097 del
>>739093
poor guy
all y the e anghsrssts cover d up nby jokes


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.739098 del
fuzk
I will apass the fuck out
sorry if I sainbd dumbb things


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.739099 del
>>739098
Goon night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.739100 del
>>739092
It only happened when in gear for some reason, just another issue to add to the list.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.739101 del
>>739100
If the list becomes too long, you won't have a car.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.739102 del
Actually got some shit done today. Feelsgood


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.739103 del
Thinking about that interview prep for db admin


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.739104 del
Disgraceful play by geelong


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.739105 del
>>739103
>>739104
a whole 15 minutes


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.739106 del
>>739105
And 15 minutes tomorrow will make half an hour.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.739107 del
>>739106
The 15 minutes should include some remedial potty training - we can't have another rectal catastrophe spoiling the interview.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.739108 del
might go to bed shortly


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.739109 del
>>739108
I'll join you


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.739110 del
>>739109
the couch isn't big enough


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.739111 del
>>739102
Glad to hear.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.739113 del
Have a Blessed day, Neet Bros!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.739114 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.739115 del
>>739114
she wont eat all that cake


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.739118 del
>>739112
The way the bonnet opens is equally cool and stupid. Bonnets off to whoever designed it.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.739119 del
>>739118
Yeah it's retarded.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.739120 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=stM1l-FDc6M [Embed]


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.739121 del
>>739120
Nice birb


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.739122 del
>>739120
it's inaccurately titled, as the immediate pew-pew response is his gf


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.739123 del
>>739116
10/10 imitation Cruisey!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.739124 del
ffs
just googled badgers and boners opening hours to go back again for breakfast and they haven't permanently closed


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.739125 del
>>739124
Cruisey doesn't care.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.739126 del
>>739107
You should excuse yourself you rude cunt. You'd get glassed for that kind of cheek around here


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.739127 del
Paprika, garlic powder, salt and pepper, Worcestershire sauce and BBQ sauce.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.739128 del


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.739129 del
>>739124
Ex women's prison guard lesbian bouncer waitresses scare me.
I don't think I could go there


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.739130 del
>>739127
Slopper®


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.739131 del
>>739128
>Nice
A common misspelling of Slop.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.739132 del
The Curse of Cruisey strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.739133 del
Some leftover rice, a few whisked eggs, cheddar cheese dumped into hollow out vegetables.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.739134 del
morning neets, think I had too much coffee. Feeling sick and trembly. My aging neet body just can't cope with stimulants the way it used to.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.739135 del


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.739136 del
>>739134
Good morning NEET.

>My aging neet body just can't cope with stimulants the way it used to.
Do some exercise to get the blood pumping instead.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.739137 del
>>739134
morning
hope you feel better neet


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.739138 del
having a mondster
pondering breakkkyie


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.739139 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.739140 del
>>739133
Fancy.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.739141 del
HEASLIP ROAD, MUTHAFUCKA


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.739142 del


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.739143 del
>>739142
I'm having a private conversation with Cruisey. Jog on.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.739144 del
>>739143
Yes. I don't think there's breaky about there.
I was looking at kitchenhand in mawson lakes.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.739145 del
Kitchensmith *


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.739146 del
>>739144
I'm just going to have a pub lunch or something later.
There is a car show on at the Angle Vale shopping centre on Heaslip Rd until 10am.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.739147 del
>>739146
That pub has a decent specials board.
I got refused seating there once though and haven't been back.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.739148 del
>>739146
Why do they always do it so early?
Is it so they can go to church afterwards?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.739149 del
>>739148
It allows them to have a coffee and look at some cool cars and then still get a full Sunday in doing family shit or whatever.
You also can't hold a car meet when the shops are open because of all the mong drivers and lack of space.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.739150 del
>>739149
Ah, yeah that makes sense.
Any nice ones out there today?


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.739151 del
>>739150
Didn't go lol


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.739152 del
>>739151
I've been sitting here for an hour trying to find feedhalls and working out what heaslip Rd has to do with anything.
You better still be getting breaky.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.739153 del
>>739152
I'll just find a pub that serves meals from 11.30am.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.739154 del
Have you been to the V in Virginia?
That's supposed to be pretty good.
Each time I go out that way, I end up looking at houses.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.739155 del
Korean fried chicken starter and the mushroom truffle burger.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.739156 del
>>739154
I have not. I shall try it at some point.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.739157 del
>>739156
I've heard good things.
Their menu suggests a southwark sdout pairs with their pork, duck and fennel snags.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.739158 del
I've also heard that the cafe in the Virginia nursery is really good, although that was from clients who used to go there for a social visit.


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.739159 del
>>739158
They even do seniors bus tours to Virginia Nursery.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.739160 del
>>739159
Those buses go all over.
I was asked to go on one to Maitland (or somewhere on the York) a few weeks ago.
There was a couple of country guitar guys and a three course meal in an old hall/church.
Didn't go because they weren't sure if there were steps and it's a long way to go to find out whether they can get in or not.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.739161 del
>>739160
AustWide Tours? Been on quite a few day trips and interstate trips with them with Motherbat.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.739162 del
craving some boston bun. Feel a big binge coming on.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.739163 del
>>739161
Not sure, the buses were going to pick up a few people from several retirement homes and a Shopping Centre.
The bloke driving the bus was nice.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.739164 del
>>739162
Happy bingeing.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.739165 del
>>739162
>boston bun
finger bun


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.739166 del
Fart ruined my wank


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.739167 del
Thinking about >>739155, 2 pints of pale and a bowl of soup if they have a salad bar.
Then $70 through the chinaman, $1.50 bets to lure out the $500 minor jackpot.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.739168 del
>>739162
regretting my binge, junk food is not the way, why am I always like this?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.739169 del
>>739167
>salad


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.739170 del
>>739167
>Then $70 through the chinaman, $1.50 bets to lure out the $500 minor jackpot.
Put $300 in and do $5 spins


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.739171 del
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>>739169
Send it back.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.739172 del
>>739170
Big bets are only for luring the free games, not the jackpot.
I didn't make the system, I just follow it.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.739173 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.739174 del
>>739173
There's usually wee all over the sidewalk.
They're weird shops, there's always a gathering of well natured bogan sitting out the front.
It's like their local coffee shop but they all drink farmers union and roll ciggies while sitting on their four wheel walkers.
The pizza shop isn't bad.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.739175 del
>>739174
Yes I get medication online from their chemist occasionally because I dont go and see a doctor anymore.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.739176 del
Staying on the diet wagon for the rest of the day


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.739177 del
>>739176
God speed, NEET.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.739178 del
>>739175
Choi Lok is the man. Why don't you go to the local gp?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.739179 del
>>739178
Don't want to hear about fatness, or the need for blood tests, lung function tests, and sleep studies.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.739180 del
>>739176
Eat beans.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.739181 del
>>739178
>>739179
You can't die of somthing the doctor hasn't told you about.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.739182 del
>>739181
it is the waiting that is annoying


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.739183 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.739184 del
Feeling a lot better now that I'm on the diet wagon.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.739185 del
stuffing my face with kfc and reading reddit thread about feeling like existing rather than living


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.739186 del
fucken $27.90 for a large bbq bacon stacker combo and ten nuggets
absolute rip off


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.739187 del
time to get drunk


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.739188 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/former-kangaroos-captain-jack-ziebell-coward-punched-in-hospital/news-story/657dc1b3eb95ff7d4f72a7e11c02f61a
>unprovoked
the media ran this same line about that cricket fag david hookes after he died and then at the trial of the guy who hit him it turned out hookes was the aggressor


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.739189 del
>>739186
Damn thats expensive, hope it was a big burger.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.739190 del
It's falling out of me


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.739191 del
sink clogged again


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.739192 del
>>739189
It was pretty big. THat was an in-person order too, so no delivery fees or anything on top.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.739193 del
Might prove the Riemann Hypothesis this week.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.739194 del
>>739191
Stop pooping in it


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.739195 del
>>739174
It's also opposite the tennis courts Playford Council just had to have. Never had an state, national, or international match held there.
Same way carving off half of Ridley Reserve for that faggot state soccer team never resulted in serious games being held there.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.739197 del
>>739196
Go away.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.739198 del
>>739186
Should have gone to the V.
I saw a yellow stingray and a purple xc.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.739199 del
>>739195
Both look good.
I dont think ive seen anyone at the tennis court.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.739200 del
>>739196
Begone androgynous gook poster


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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.739202 del
>>739176
godspeed big man


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.739203 del
>>739187
cheers m8


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.739204 del
>>739203
How ya doin Ro-m8?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.739205 del
No post neets


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.739206 del
Sunday is a day of rest, even from shidposting.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.739207 del
At a shindig.
Some lady started up about how covid is a lie, china etc. I reminded her that she chose to take the vaccines.
Might've made an enemy.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.739208 del
>>739200
>>739197
It's IGA ban evading, but that's okay now apparently.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.739209 del
>>739190
Good sign.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.739210 del
>>739207
Slap her bitch face.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.739211 del
>>739204
woed
and it's not time to sleep yet


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.739212 del
>>739207
Women and animals aren't important enough to count as a man's enemies.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.739213 del
Have you guys tried the new vb vx’s yet? They taste quite good and have higher strength


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.739214 del
>>739213
I haven't. They've been out for about a year, haven't they?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.739215 del
waiting for some bug to validate my pcb gerber


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.739216 del
>>739215
Get the Morten to speed it up.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.739217 del
>>739214
I don’t know when they came out. They were new to me.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.739218 del
>>739216
I'm surprised that they actually do validation before proceeding with payment. Pajeet would just send it straight through even if it was obviously fucked.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.739219 del
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>>739218
>Pajeet would just send it straight through even if it was obviously fucked.
Doing the needful.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.739220 del
"Chloe" has verified my design.
$5 us dorra for 5 boards
$19 us dorra for 3 day delivery with DHL


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.739221 del
>>739220
>$19 us dorra for 3 day delivery with DHL
Not bad. If you can get it done on AliExpress their standard shipping managed by them normally takes about two weeks for about $5 AUD.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.739222 del
>>739221
Mail tracking out of China is usually terrible though.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.739223 del
>>739222
Ali standard one isn't too bad. Normally it hits a regional depot, then to the national export facility, then it cleares export checks to depart and then arrives in Australia.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.739224 del
neets is it possible to run macos inside an emulator like virtualbox?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.739225 del
>>739224
Usually people dual boot, emulating macs comes with network problems


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.739226 del
>>739224
I run macros on your mummybot


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.739227 del
Possum encoded a logic bomb in a Gerber file and destroyed all PCB manufacturing in China once.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.739228 del
>>739207
most covid deniers are tin foil hat retards and nine out of ten purebloods are just contrarians. the population of based and educated jab/psyop resisters is sadly tiny.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.739229 del
>>739227
Was anything of value lost?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.739230 del
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>>739208
How did a woman end up running this fag bar anyway?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.739231 del
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>>739230
>woman


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.739232 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we have the drama - Synecdoche(2008) - the story of theatre director who struggles with his work, and the women in his life, as he creates a life-size replica of New York City inside a warehouse as part of his new play.

30 minutes before that, in half an hour's time, we will be screening a documentary on how the north koreans robbed a bank for a billion dollars, called Billion Dollar Heist. I haven't seen it before so I have no idea what it's like.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.739233 del
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>>739232
>the women in his life


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.739234 del
>>739232
Did Cruisedog suggest this film?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.739235 del
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>>739232
>Synecdoche(2008)
I warned you
You all heard me.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.739239 del
>>739234
I believe it is /cruisey/ approved, yes


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.739240 del
>>739236
If only we knew.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.739241 del
>>739237
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.739242 del
>>739240
he is even getting the meth scabs on his face lol


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.739243 del
>>739231
Thanks Trev.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.739244 del
started gooning


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.739245 del
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Ready.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.739246 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.739247 del
I swear to Christ, Cruisey...


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.739248 del
taking it easy on the booze tonight
been sipping on the last quarter of sdtout the past hour
then try hold out till 8 before drinking the only bottle of wine i have


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.739249 del
Big ball smash


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.739250 del


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.739251 del
Is our db admin ready?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.739252 del
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I look at pictures of nice food while I eat because my food is noodles or cereal.
Sometimes I even pretend I'm eating the nice food but then I remember I'm eating the poor cunt food and it makes me sad.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.739253 del
>>739252
Make a live stream and monetise it!


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.739254 del
>>739253
I was doing that for a while but I was banned for nudity because I couldn't afford to buy clothes and had to wear an old bed sheet that showed the outlines of my cock.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.739255 del
(5.77 MB 576x1024 DJEUExdv.mp4)


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.739256 del
>>739252
do you ever lick the screen?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.739257 del
>>739255
I remember my dad telling me stories of the time he ate fish and chips.
I've only seen fish and chips in old photos and movies.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.739258 del


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.739260 del
>>739256
Yes but I can't taste it


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.739261 del
>>739260
You need one of the new taste and smell monitors.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.739262 del
>>739261
I can imagine the technology exists near designated streets over there.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.739263 del
>>739259
It wouldn't have happened if the NEET with the toilet lab was still alive.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.739264 del
>>739262
This will be the first image I look at with a taste and smell monitor


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.739265 del
I am using the magic of 8k frogs to curse #BO and his bum buddy IGA…..You are hereby cursed.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.739266 del
>>739264
They will be very popular in india.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.739267 del
possum posted pictures of himself to /b/ with "sup 4chan" written on his hand once


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.739268 del
Food


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.739269 del
Psychotic aboriginal sexuality


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.739270 del
Do any of you cunts own a 3D printer?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.739271 del
Imagine being able to go from 9pm on Sunday evening to 4pm Friday afternoon without a choof or a non social standard.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.739272 del
>>739270
yeah but I never got it calibrated enough to print stuff well


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.739273 del
>>739213
I've seen this exact post before.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.739274 del
Big VB is trying to brainwash us into drinking alcohol.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.739275 del
>>739239
>>739235
>>739235
That is one of my favourite memes.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.739276 del
>>739271
That's impossible


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.739277 del
might go to sleep soon


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.739278 del
>>739275
Yeah I always audibly kek when I see it.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.739279 del
Finished my bottle of rum today.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.739280 del
>>739272
>>739270
If I had one, Id want to print aquaponic set up things like on hoocho youtube channel.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.739281 del
>>739270
All my printers were 3 dimensional.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.739282 del
>>739276
I forgot that I was still having a stando so I've already failed.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.739284 del
>>739279
Well rumed.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.739285 del
>>739280
if I ever get mine working properly I'm going to print out a gf


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.739286 del
>>739281
Droll as always, Big Fella.
Does /kc/ have a thread on electronics and the like?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.739287 del
Wish I had a ute with a big out the bonnet carby with flood lights that I'd take out to do burn out while Weber shot roos and drinking VB VX's and listening to Adam Brand once.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.739288 del
>>739286
We have a tech thread, electronics fit into it. I tried to repair a hand drill. Turned out it is not made for poking holes into a hand.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.739289 del
>>739288
I mean I posted about the repair in that thread.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.739290 del
>>739247
You left before it got good.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.739291 del
>>739290
We had a discussion before you arrived about banning you from future movie voting.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.739292 del
Perhaps it was the previous tech thread. Oh well.
All kinds of stuff fit into that thread related to tech.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.739293 del
>>739289
I will have a look.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.739294 del
>>739291
I'm not sure this is correct


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.739295 del
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My next suggestion was going to be this.
I was told to think about your needs after you left by some of the other NEETs.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.739296 del
>>739295
Now you're posting thumbnail images.
Very disappointed in you tonight.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.739297 del
>>739295
We can watch Argo sometimes. The fun Hungarian action-comedy.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.739298 del
>>739287
Wished*


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.739299 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.739300 del
>>739279
Happy birthday


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.739301 del
Have a Blessed Sunday Neet Bros! o7


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.739302 del
Big cum poo


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.739303 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.739304 del
>>739303
Fucking stupid bitch I'll punch her in the face and pull her by the hair into the bathroom so I can shit in her stupid face fucking bitch woman.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.739305 del
going to bed


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.739307 del
ice ice babby doo doo doo do-do doo doo
alwite stop mastabate and lisden


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.739308 del
>>739307
You can wank for hours on ice.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.739309 del
Gas station ejaculation


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.739310 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.739311 del
morning neetbros


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.739312 del
>>739311
Gonna be great weather today


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.739313 del
>>739310
Breddy gud.

>>739311
Good evening.

>>739312
Am cooking in 30+


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.739314 del
>>739311
>>739313
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.739315 del


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.739316 del
>>739314
Evening, fella.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.739317 del
morning


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.739318 del


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.739319 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.739320 del


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.739321 del
Might spend the day on youtube, randomly clicking on videos and giving thumbs down to any which are presented by women or racial minorities.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.739322 del
A strange feeling indeed.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.739323 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.739324 del
>>739320
mornding


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.739326 del
>>739324
mording back at u


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.739327 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.739328 del
https://thepostmillennial.com/chicago-gangs-asked-not-to-shoot-guns-during-daytime
>A community group has asked Chicago’s many gangs to refrain from engaging in gunfights during daylight hours. Rogers Park based Native Sons urged would-be shooters to hold off on pulling the trigger between 9 am and 9 pm in an effort to improve safety in the crime-riddled city.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.739330 del
>>739328
That's all that was ever needed, communication is key.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.739331 del
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NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.739332 del
>>739331
Real solutions to real problems.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.739334 del
PAYDAY


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.739335 del
>>739334
does yours get paid today and appear tomorrow or did it appear overnight?


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.739337 del
>>739328
>Democratic alderwoman Maria Hadden, in an email newsletter, promoted a proposal from the community group Native >Sons called "the People's Ordinance," which asks gang members to not shoot between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m

>Alderwoman Maria Hadden is the first Black, queer woman elected to Chicago City Council
They get what they they voted for.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.739338 del
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garn bakery


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.739339 del
>>739338
Loaf of white breda please.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.739340 del
>>739338
I told Possum I had acute angina once, and he replied "that's good because the rest of you isn't so flash".


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.739341 del
>>739338
Half of those are psychosomatic.


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.739342 del
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>>739340
he promised to take me to blerdcon once to meet hot negresses, but it never happened


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.739343 del
>>739342
imagine the smell and the hootin and hollerin


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.739344 del
>BlerDCon also hosts the largest food truck rally of any con in the country.
all selling fried chicken and watermelon


NEET 08/20/2023 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.739345 del
>>739321
christ's fucking sake all the videos with 1 mil+ views have half naked women in them
you're doing god's work neet


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.739346 del
might write a platformer action rpg in 64 bit assembly language today


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.739347 del
>>739346
what architecture?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.739348 del
>>739347
I'm feeling saucy, might write some code that will run on multiple architectures.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.739349 del
doing a poo


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.739350 del
>>739342
I’d have contributed money to send Terry A. Davis and a camera man to Blerdcon.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.739351 del
bad poo experience


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.739352 del
Shitposting for three hours.
Might go back to bed.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.739353 del
>>739351
I'll never poo again


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.739354 del
>>739353
You'll blow up


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.739355 del
Cobbee + hash brown flavourtown $7


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.739356 del
>>739352
We appreciate your efforts in repelling the normie hordes from our beloved imageboard/s.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.739357 del
>>739355
I had 3 slices of cold pidser and a 600ml Solo


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.739358 del
>>739357
noice, what pidser flavour?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.739359 del
Lifesaver hecklers
Self-serve checkout woes and ignorant store employee hoes
Cars almost reversing into me
Impatient tail-gating tradies in utes

OUTSIDE BAD


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.739360 del
>>739358
meat lovers


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.739361 del
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>>739360
pizza topping of the gods


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.739362 del
>>739346
Use your power for good and write some code that will give neets free goon from dans.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.739364 del
Better not be from Maccas.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.739365 del
Sexual brakes can include:

• Tiredness/exhaustion/stress

• Negative sexual beliefs

• Relationship tension

• Not enjoying sex

• Worry the kids will walk in

Sexual accelerators can include:

• A connected relationship

• Enjoying sex

• Loving touch

• Kissing

• Erotica/porn/sex toys

Consider and discuss the brakes and accelerators for each of you.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.739366 del
>>739352
we are more than thankful for your service
it's time for other neets to take your shift


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.739367 del
>>739365
possum once railed some academics talking about accelerationism no breaks


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.739368 del
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>>739366
The replacement is hard at it.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.739369 del
beyond creepy is back, and it's spoopier than ever
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ENq6SfzcaNA [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.739370 del
>>739369
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
Squarespace ad: ARE YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND Y


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.739371 del
Iron Chef season 3, episode 8.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.739372 del
>>739371
Masaharu Morimoto shits in a pan


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.739373 del
watching teh why files cicada 3301 thing


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.739374 del
>>739373
I saw that the other day.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.739375 del
Forgot about a shift. Need to go get ready soon. Was looking forward to doing nothing.
Might need a KFC feed.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.739376 del
>>739375
zinger stacker or group giant feast?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.739377 del
>>739373
An intriguing mystery
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I2O7blSSzpI [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.739378 del
>>739376
Maybe a zinger box but I'm having second thoughts.
Same price as a pub feed.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.739379 del
>>739378
Yeah it's ridiculous how much those junkfood places are charging lately.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.739380 del
Having two Vegemite and cheese toasted sandwiches instead.
Watching iron chef cooking black pig and abalone.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.739381 del
>>739380
>black pig
The true black meat?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.739382 del
>>739380
>cooking black pig
RIP Lizzo


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.739383 del
Have any of you cooked or had fat netting?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.739384 del
>>739383
as sausage casing once maybe


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.739385 del
>>739384
I want to try a steak wrapped in one.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.739386 del
Meh.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.739387 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/violent-black-men-comedian-slammed-for-cpac-speech-mocking-traditional-owners/news-story/aa8163fa0431f4bff71add1aa420aeb1
>“comedy skit” by Rodney Marks, who was billed on Sunday’s agenda as “Dr Chaim Tsibos”
>“I’d like to acknowledge the traditional rent seekers, past, present and emerging,” he told the audience
>“But seriously, I’d like to acknowledge the traditional owners — violent black men. I hope there are some real feminists in the audience who appreciate the part truth of that joke.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.739388 del
Tearing up at Sakai's win.
What a hero.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.739389 del
Want to go to Mt Athos and spend the whole time not speaking.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.739390 del
Mt Athos more like mount abbos am i rite


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.739391 del
possum mounted me once


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.739392 del
>>739382
She would have lots of crackling.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.739393 del
>>739386
That doesn't look very exciting.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.739394 del
I wasn't going to have any alcohol tonight, but some fuckhead as booked a meeting for 8.30pm, so I might pre-load.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.739395 del
>>739394
getting on the goon while on zoom?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.739396 del
>>739395
whatever synonym for goon rhymes with teams


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.739397 del
Jim beams


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.739398 del
>>739393
It ain't no zinger burger


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.739399 del
>>739397
what about webx?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.739400 del
We need to make a no more KFC in 2023 pact.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.739401 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.739402 del
>>739401
that doesn't rhmye


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.739404 del
>>739400
I would prefer a daily KFC pact for the rest of the year


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.739405 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/world-cup/australian-football-club-apologies-for-cooked-womens-soccer-opinion-piece/news-story/0ff457fbe40e279d078c7aacc929084d
>A South Australian football club has been slammed for a “cooked” opinion piece about the Matildas that recently featured in its newsletter.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.739406 del
>>739405
>Club president Jack Daniels t


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.739407 del
goodo


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.739410 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.739411 del
Hows bat going?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.739412 del
any search engine recommendation?
duckduck go has gotten so bad that I have to use google now and then


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.739413 del
>>739411
She's alright I think. I'll be going down there Thursday night, which also happens to be her birthday. Friday I have to drive her to Flinders for a post-operative checkup. Saturday we are collecting Sweetie from the boarding kennel.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.739414 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.739415 del
Len Leonard from OG Speed Shop died. Funeral this Friday.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.739416 del
>>739413
> we are collecting Sweetie
Better get a treat ready.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.739417 del
>>739416
I've already told Motherbat that we're getting a hot chook on the way home with her.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.739420 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.739421 del
Cruisey BWS has a new cutie coloured girl of some sort. Not fat either. You should go and make her damp.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.739422 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.739423 del
>>739419
All that culture.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.739424 del
>>739396
Jim Beam?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.739425 del
>>739421
>You should go and make her damp.
by having a piss


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.739426 del
>>739412
searx instances like searx.be
Check https://searx.space/ for freshest list for instances.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.739427 del
>>739426
what are search instances?
I've got out of hand with technology


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.739428 del
>>738985
>Please share your best tips for cleaning up poo disasters.
hodl


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.739429 del
got a chicken bugah and chippies from the fish & chip shop
having a bottle of wine before my meeting


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.739430 del
>>739427
Well searx is a search engine, and/or aggregate (I think it takes search results from all the other search engines without exposing you to them. it is also highly customizable, or should be at least), it can be hosted by anyone, you can host it on a server if you wanna be bothered to do that. These are the instances. And searx.space has a list of these. If one doesn't work for some reason you can try another. Sometimes a refresh solves the problem.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.739431 del
all this talk of sex search engines has got me hot and flustered


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.739432 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.739433 del
>>739414
They need to work faster.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.739434 del
>>739433
Apparently they do something in the vicinity of 20,000 orders a day. My little boards will be sitting on a gigantic piece of fibreglass with a bunch of other stuff on it.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.739435 del
>>739434
>with a bunch of other stuff on it.
They should be prioritising the orders that matter.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.739436 del
>>739435
Because we live in clown world and the West doesn't manufacture anything anymore, circuit boards for parts of the F-35 have been sent to them for fabrication.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.739438 del
>>739430
gotcha
will try to use it
I literally feel like a boomer who asks some younger guy at work how to lower the brightness on his phone


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.739439 del
>>739437
Surprised the US allows it.

>The Big Hack: How China Used a Tiny Chip to Infiltrate U.S. Companies
>>October 4, 2018 at 7:00 PM GMT+10
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies#xj4y7vzkg


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.739441 del
>>739439
Notionally if you're just getting a board printed and don't have any markings on it, they won't know what it does. The problems start if you're having them do the component fitout as well and there are microprocessors involved.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.739442 del
>>739441
The more I learn, interesting.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.739443 del
also reddit regards any discussion of chinese pcb manufacture and intellectual property theft as racism


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.739444 del
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This Wednesday on womboflix we will be watching The IT Crowd, a british sitcom about some guys from IT support or something - I haven't seen it.

Then on Saturday we have Apt Pupil (1998) - based on a story by Steven King, about a kid in the 1980s who discovers his neighbour is a nazi war criminal. I fear this will bring out the worst in certain neets.

Finally on Sunday we have Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987)


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.739445 del
>>739443
>also reddit
Never forget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TB9qKvk9mZs [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.739446 del
>>739444
>I fear this will bring out the worst in certain neets.
it's only the one dickhead who needs to be kick-banned from womboflix


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.739447 del
>>739439
>>739437
>>739436
Good. The idea of us fighting the chinese at this point is absurd. What do we have to lose to them? They've already come over here in their millions and taken so much of our land that younger australians can't afford homes and families anymore.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.739448 del
>>739446
There is still good in him. I've promised to give cruisey a second chance. He just has to stop voting for woody allen movies.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.739449 del
>>739440
They should bring back the Dodo and replace chickens, imagine how big the family feast pack would be then.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.739450 del
>>739449
They need to bring back the NZ Moa and get Red Rooter to sell them


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.739451 del
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>>739447
>What do we have to lose to them?
Flamethrowers?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.739452 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.739453 del
>>739448
lol I was talking about the one who comes in talking about jews and makes stupid comments and then goes again


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.739454 del
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>>739452
>and a human


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.739455 del
>>739444
All sounds good.
>haven't seen it
How is that possible?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.739456 del
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>>739453
Dont worry, you can always rely on our lady saviour B.O. to make this board a safe space for Neets and Bronies and Sad creepy hovel shut-ins like you.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.739457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4wXWMezSWMk [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DRVK7DfXpX0 [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.739458 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.739460 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ynjQswRXYFA [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.739461 del
>>739460
nirvana, but instrumentally demanding


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.739462 del
>>739461
or maybe not
idk jack shit about bluegrass
I'm mentally disabled


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.739463 del
I might unironically be a delusional moron


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.739464 del
about to pass out


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.739465 del
>>739461
I was reading an article on the Wheatstone Bridge (an electronic circuit concept for measuring or comparing resistance https://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/blog/wheatstone-bridge.html) and remembered there was a little-known bluegrass group of the same name who had done this cover.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.739466 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yckGkBAobJA [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.739467 del
>>739464
Goon night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.739468 del
Thinking about that interview.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.739469 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9OlmUdhi8aI [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.739470 del
fuck my nigga existence


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.739471 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3c7bISLhVl8 [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.739473 del
>>739455
real nerds spend their lives staring at web browsers, not tv shows


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.739474 del
>>739464
you should post some pictures of your room - do you have a proper neet hovel?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.739475 del
>>739464
Do not post pictures of your room.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.739476 del
>>739469
You leave Nirvana alone!


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.739477 del
>>739475
Already has


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.739478 del
>>739463
I might ironically have SPD


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.739479 del
I'm down for it.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.739480 del
>>739470
Shit the fuck up


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.739481 del
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>>739405
Overheard an old lady today saying how sick she was of hearing about teh matildas. She said, and I quote, "not even rockstars get this amount of publicity".


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.739482 del
>>739481
The amount of publicity they are receiving is a little disproportionate, considering it's womens sports and they lost about 6 games out from the grand final


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.739483 del
>>739482
and the team is made up primarily of sexual degenerates


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.739484 del
>>739482
also overhyped considering a year 10 boys team would probably thrash them 9 times out of 10


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.739486 del
They're all going home to some man.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.739487 del
>>739481
i haven't heard about them and i don't want to


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.739488 del
>>739481
Thanks Trev.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.739489 del
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>>739480
slowly


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.739490 del
Did my teams meeting in 20 minutes with a scotch in hand. Had a bottle of plonk prior. Bloody poms and krouts demanding I talk to them at night.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.739491 del
COLOUR Burnished gold
NOSE Caramel smoke, oak spice, citrus peel
TASTE Smoked dark vanilla, seared apple, and cinnamon with lingering charred orange into a sweet and smoky finish
SMOKE LEVEL Intense


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.739492 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.739493 del
big rain and thunder dunder about to hit


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.739494 del
>>739489
Shut the fuck off


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.739495 del
he's not here to hold me and tell me it will be alright


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.739496 del
Goona lose myshit tonight I can feel it the incel rage has been building quite nicely these pasta sffew months.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.739497 del
>>739496
Well don't do anything silly and don't hurt yourself or anybody else.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.739498 del
>>739413
You should do a bit more than a cold chook.
I was thinking ChaChis on Portrush but that has an indoor wooden bridge over the coy pond.
I even looked up reservation times.
Will keep looking.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.739499 del
Listening to the transplants and youi adverts.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.739500 del
>>739498
> cold chook
It would be hot. I will give her the oysters first.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.739501 del
>>739421
I will inspect.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.739502 del
>>739419
I love best A.
Heaps good.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.739503 del
>>739502
It is pretty goos.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.739504 del
good even


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.739505 del
>>739492
BENDOVERBIACH


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.739506 del
>>739492
Looks good. Enjoy!


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.739507 del
Possum shot me with a spear gun once


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.739508 del
Have a great day Neets!


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.739509 del
3(three) expired chicken thighs and 4(four) pieces of foreign streaky bacon.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.739510 del
>>739509
You just need a three week old lettuce and some room temperature mayo and you've got yourself a bacon zinger boig


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.739511 del
>>739497
But you're top of the list!


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.739512 del
>>739500
You need to give her a grandson/grandgirlson.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.739513 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.739514 del
>>739510
Should pair nicely with the bag of '4-leaf blend' that 'expired' yesterday. Still have never made mayo from scratch.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.739515 del
>>739512
I've been talking about Sweetie and a barbecue chicken and you're talking about Motherbat for some reason.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.739516 del
saw this elsewhere on this website


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.739517 del
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>>739186
And yet you willingly handed over your monies.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.739518 del
INTIMIDATED


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.739519 del
>>739516
One NEET ventures to other boards and posts various boongs.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.739521 del
>>739519
Fuck off?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.739522 del
>>739521
Watch your mouth.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.739523 del
GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.739524 del
>>739494
waht the fuck is wrong with you?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.739525 del
to be continued...


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.739526 del
going to bed
night good neets


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.739527 del
>>739526
Night fella.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.739528 del
Missing the dog.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.739529 del
Mi&yve Byron tcc


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.739530 del
>>739526
Sleep well you shithead, face down in the ol' coop.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.739531 del
Might've burnt my throat wo
With too many mints


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.739532 del
File imissfather.jpg is banned from /ausneets/


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.739533 del
floof


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.739534 del
>>739516
Lucky dude.
Good sniff right there.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.739535 del
Ran out of rollmops.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.739536 del
morning neets


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.739537 del
>>739536
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.739538 del
>'The Races of Man. — At the present time there exist upon the earth five races or varieties of man, each very different from the other in instincts, social customs, and, to an extent, in structure. These are the Ethiopian or negro type, originating in Africa; the Malay or brown race, from the islands of the Pacific; The American Indian; the Mongolian or yellow race, including the natives of China, Japan, and the Eskimos; and finally, the highest type of all, the caucasians, represented by the civilized white inhabitants of Europe and America..."
Good morning neets.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.739539 del
garn woolies to get some breakfast stuff - you neets want anything?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.739540 del
>>739519
Hit him with the stick.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.739541 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.739542 del
>>739539
3 longnecks VB please.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.739543 del
>>739542
Persons raised in good homes do not start drinking until 8 am you bogan.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.739544 del
>>739527
I am back now. Good mording Big Fella.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.739545 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.739546 del
>>739545
Well that didn't take long.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.739547 del
>>739546
Considering they quoted 3-4 days and I placed the order on a Sunday afternoon, it's not bad hey?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.739548 del
wondering how many chinks have died as a result of industrial pollution from manufacturing webby's pcb


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.739549 del
>>739548
I think we can all agree that the answer is not enough.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.739550 del
secured the last 4pk of mondster at the special price of $8.65 at woolies
they didn't have triple or quadruple dare, so i had to get a 750ml double
also accidentally picked up cheese and chive pastries instead of vanilla custard. into the bin they go.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.739551 del
>>739550
>into the bin they go
motherbat said to give them to sisterbot on my way through on thursday


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.739552 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.739553 del
>>739550
I had one of their double packs of cheese and bacon crossaints for breakfast. Was a bit bland.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.739554 del
Should've grabbed some potato salad instead for breakfast. At least it's tasty.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.739555 del
Two soft boiled eggs and toast down the hatch.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.739556 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zwWeO0pbErU [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.739557 del
where do people get their news from these days? websites? social media feeds? tv?


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.739558 del
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NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.739559 del
>>739557
just websites these days
stopped using twitter as a news source when that dickhead blocked viewing it without an account


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.739560 del
Spinning tax. Need to be at wage in an hour. Need a shower. Might vomit.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.739561 del
>>739560
A quick 3 minute shower, vomit while you're there and that will save heaps of time, push the larger pieces down the drain with your toes.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.739562 del
>>739560
get it out make u feel better


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.739563 del
Went to Officeworks and Jaycar. Made the prick crawl around on his hands and knees looking for something.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.739564 del
Possum called himself The Great Poodini and hid a turd in my house once.


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.739565 del


NEET 08/21/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.739566 del
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This dirty bitch shit on the floor to review a wet & dry vacuum cleaner.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.739567 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_G2Q1qsoGEU [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.739568 del
>>739465
thanks for sharing neet


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.739569 del
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>>739466
>what else should I say?
>everyone's ok


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.739570 del
Who was your favourite street fighter character neets?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.739571 del
>>739474
>>739475
I cleaned a few days ago
it's too clean to be worth it


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.739572 del
>>739570
only played it in browser for 6 hours in a row until I would finish it, then move on to another game


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.739574 del
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drank 4 liters last night
on the one hand I'm slowly starting to reenter pro gooner territory
on the other hand I used to fell better when I drank half of that
might cut down


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.739575 del
>>739574
4 litres of what? what alcohol percentage?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.739576 del
>>739574
>might cut down
You can do it neet.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.739577 del
>>739573
lmfao
>extraordinary act
nothing was extraordinary


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.739578 del
>>739575
beer obviously
I'm a little jealous on my old man for once speedrunning 10 liters of wine in 2 days and a half
>>739576
thanks neet


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=sn0Q0SB9Rtw [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.739581 del
You still at Woolies Weber?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.739582 del
>>739581
Don't be daft.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.739583 del
>>739579
where can I get that glass?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.739584 del
>>739563
Cower before the web


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.739585 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aijWPhNlooE [Embed]


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.739587 del
>>739570
Kylie Minogue


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.739588 del
In a big serious meeting with two senior managerial types. One's snooty but the other one is a bit hot.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.739589 del
>>739583
That's a standard drink size in australia.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.739590 del
>>739567
intredasting, >>739568


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.739592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9Hd0_uW6o [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.739593 del
>>739589
and a standard size pipe in australia is the size of a didgeridoo


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.739594 del
>>739591
looks like a nice place
how much of the surrounding land is included?


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.739597 del
>>739588
Rape the snooty one to assert your dominance.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.739598 del
>>739595
You're trying to get me to have KFC for lunch, aren't you? Even though we made a pact.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.739599 del
>>739596
Haven't cum so hard in ages.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.739601 del
>>739598
The pact was to have kfc every day for the rest of year. Ausneets expects every executive to do his duty.


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>>739563
I foresee a future where Jaycar has a picture of you in every one of its SA stores with the caption "DO NOT PERMIT ENTRY''.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.739603 del
>>739602
They just need to start including salad with his order.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.739604 del
Bought two mixed berry flavour vapes. They don't taste good, woe


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.739605 del
>>739603
Caesar salad with garlic parmesan diode croutons!


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.739606 del
>>739598
No, I'm trying to get you to go get ME KFC for lunch.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.739607 del
>>739596
hideous monster


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.739609 del
>>739606
Oh. You should have said. I just finished a large twister combo and ten nuggers.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.739610 del
>>739592
>adults exposing themselves to children
>funny


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.739611 del
>>739610
It was a simpler time back then.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.739612 del
>>739594
250 square meters


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.739613 del
>>739612
Ah ok. That's a bit small. Residentials blocks here were originally one quarter acre, which works out to about 1000 square meters. So 20m wide by 50m long typically.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.739614 del
>>739613
That said, now they bulldoze those houses and put 3 or 4 units on the same space.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.739615 del
>>739607
To her credit, she didn't mention the cat being sick or try and crowd fund it's medical treatment.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.739616 del
>>739591
I really liked the curtains and the ornate carvings in the wood.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.739617 del
>>739616
it has character, unlike the soulless brick and gyprock shit they build here


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>>739619
Every week or two it gets posted here for some reason.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.739621 del
>>739557
homeless crackheads tell me everything i need to know


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.739622 del
>>739591
That looks nice.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.739623 del
>>739554
Is not.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.739624 del
>>739552
You want your sister to suck your balls? What are you some kind of SICKO?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.739625 del
>>739624
I went through a phase of telling everybody to suck my balls. That was before the Internet and easily accessible porn and ball sucking was a thing.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.739626 del
>>739596
not so handsome fella


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.739627 del
>>739539
a kilo of banana prawns


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>>739613
I guess with time you could buy the land around in order to make sure nobody bothers you
>>739614
pic rel


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.739629 del
>>739534
BP ulitmate 98, for the discerning gentleboong.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.739630 del
>>739616
you see that a lot on older houses
now the guys who used to be able to do that are either dead, or not wanted
>>739617
most houses nowadays are build from this shit
I fucking hate every single one of them, but it seems like it's too expensive to make anything with soul


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.739631 del
>>739609
Haven't had a burger there in ages, are they still using cabbage in place of lettuce?


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.739633 del
>>739625
This post would make for a great bumper sticker!


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>>739631
Real burgers don't have vegies mate


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.739635 del
>>739634
Explain the real burgers and Clayton then


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.739637 del
>>739634
That doesn't answer my question, mate.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.739638 del
>>739615
>thinking I watched more than the first second


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.739639 del
>>739638
It's funny watching girls cry


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.739645 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fI0QKY83F3A [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.739647 del
>>739645
My kitchen sink is still clogged tfw...


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.739648 del
need to visit cenno, keep putting it off


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.739649 del
>>739646
Is that you, FluteNOOT?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.739650 del
>>739556
Number of times Leno has been intimidated by fast-food employees: Zero.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.739651 del
Moofie


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.739652 del
>>739648
You must have a good reason for wanting to walk into an actual Cenno office these days.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.739653 del
>>739651
Cytube irl


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.739654 del
>>739651
What are you seeing?
Also weird fucking place to put the emergency exit.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.739655 del
Might visit Autobarn.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.739656 del
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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.739657 del
>>739655
1(0ne) aftermarket AC compressor plsease.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.739659 del
>>739656
I hate Hannah Barron


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.739660 del
back from autobarn
having an op rum


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.739661 del
>>739660
cashed up neet


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.739662 del
utterly fucked up and wasted another day - had a junk food binge and failed to contact cenno again


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.739663 del
>>739661
got paid overnight


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.739664 del
>>739649
SOYFREE!


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.739666 del
>>739659
You think she likes you, you POS.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.739667 del
Garn Woolies for some cheap crustaceans. Weber gets nothing.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.739668 del
>>739626
Too fair complexioned to be your sister?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.739669 del
>>739667
30kg of vanilla custard pastries please


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.739670 del
>>739666
your crying


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.739672 del
possum once ruined our medieval/fantasy rpg by introducing rules for firearms to it


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.739673 del
>>739672
Weird. Happened to us too.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.739674 del
>>739547
>it's not bad hey?
They knew how important your order was.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.739675 del
>>739552
Whimsical.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.739676 del
>>739674
Many bothans died to bring us these pcbs


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.739677 del
>>739596
Poor fella.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.739678 del
>>739635
Chicken Burgah collaboration will be released on YouTube tonight.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.739679 del
>>739678
Will chickendinner be streaming?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.739680 del
>>739540
I don't mind. In fact I'm hoping perhaps a meme will come out of it.
Problem is after he reads this he'll try to make it so I mind it.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.739682 del
>>739596
>chemo for a cat
What a world we live in.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.739685 del
>>739682
She probably just reversed over the cat with her car and made up the leukemia story.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.739688 del
>>739685
I thought it's reversing over the granma, and dissecting her cat.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.739689 del
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>Watching the alternate ending for terminator 2
>it shows an alternate future of 2029 where skynet is never built an america is full of white children
What went wrong?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.739690 del
>>739689
Tiffin-net never launched.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.739691 del
>>739690
>tfw oscillating


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.739693 del
>>739692
Donuts will be served on Thursday night.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.739694 del
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>Peter Dutton says he likely experienced post-traumatic stress disorder from policing career
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-22/peter-dutton-police-career-ptsd-trauma-conviction-politics/102698344


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.739695 del
>>739668
just saying I was used to a kilo of make up, but since you brought up the subject I don't have one


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.739696 del
Did the db admin interview happen?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.739697 del
>>739681
w*man moment


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.739698 del
>>739683
These are good kot memes


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.739699 del
>>739697
As a wise man once observed: if we couldn't fuck them, we'd hunt them for sport.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.739700 del
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Based and Phono-pilled.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.739701 del
>>739700
Based.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.739704 del
>>739702
Oh look it’s the poorfag that does not even know what he is looking at.

>>73970 samefag with another mentally response


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.739705 del
>>739704
>does not even know what he is looking at
some pre-amp shit no doubt


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.739706 del
goon tax is hitting again
I feel a little light headed
will grab a beer before I start twitching on the floor like an epileptic because of the withdrawal


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.739707 del
>>739705
It’s obviously a harmonic crystal equalizer.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.739708 del
noisy fucken switchmode power supply


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.739709 del
>>739706
When was the last time you had a proper meal or went outside for fresh air?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.739710 del
>>739706
You need your medicine stat!


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.739711 del
>>739705
Stop talking he cursed you.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.739712 del
Weber started cutting, scratching, and beat juggling on Nuro's turntables while he was at the bike shop once.


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.739716 del
>>739696
scheduled for the day after monk gets on the wagon


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.739717 del
>>739712
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zm3o-j8xgNY [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.739718 del
>>739716
So tomorrow?


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>>739709
recently


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.739721 del
>>739700
is that a computer?


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.739723 del
>>739722
classic. Stay in the early 90s as long as you can. Don't come here, there's nothing but darkness and despair.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.739724 del
>>739658
Hahaha 10/10


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Ok neets, tomorrow night on womboflix will be The IT Crowd, Apt Pupil (1998) on Saturday and Full Metal Jacket (1987) on Sunday.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.739726 del
>>739696
I have notified her of my availability for a meeting. Midday to evening of Thursday and Friday


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.739727 del
>>739726
How many hours of prep have been completed?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.739728 del
>>739684
Fridge meme


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.739730 del
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Buros really back......


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.739731 del
>>739730
He's a ghost.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.739732 del
>>739731
Ghosts aren't real when I asked ChatGPT.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.739733 del
>back
The fat-fingered discord wanker never left!


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.739734 del
>>739733
The occupancy rate for the steamers remained stable.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.739735 del
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where can I find this?
it says made in australia
https://www.discogs.com/release/5183621-The-Beatles-Rabbi-Saul
you guys have to know


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.739736 del
>>739735
isn't that nuro's old synthpop band, before he launched his solo career?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.739737 del
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Pixxas were half-price tonight at Dominos so I got their new 'Capriciosa' for $7.50 instead of that other new one 'The Lot' which wasn't discounted and twelve bucks. The QT™ who served me also gave an extra dollar with the change from ten. God bless her ignorant arse.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.739738 del
>>739725
Weber no like faggy IT twats. But he does love playing with his rifle and gun ;)


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.739739 del
>>739737
cashed up neet


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.739740 del
>>739722
Sega mad PC's? Never knew.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.739741 del
>>739712
I used to be a cutter.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.739742 del
>>739708
That's a PSU? Last time I had a desktop the were the size of a triple whopper.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.739743 del
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>There are some neets here who don't spend all day sitting in front of desktop computer like real men


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.739744 del
>>739706
Your gooner dad must be proud...


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.739745 del
Worried that some of my friends on discords may secretly be pajeets


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.739746 del
>>739738
I'm not complaining about this week's selection.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.739747 del
>>739745
make everybody post a picture of their hands


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.739748 del
>>739727
None. I might do some if she sends me an invite


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.739749 del
wonder what our boy monks up to


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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.739751 del
>>739749
I've only been checking the board like twice a day lately.
Losing interest


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.739752 del
is kiwifarms still around?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.739753 del
Dessert was the qt in tight pink short.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.739754 del
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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.739755 del
>>739751
You were never invested in any of us anyway. You were always scarce when times were good.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.739756 del
>>739736
joking?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.739757 del
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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.739758 del
>>739744
then my grandpa is probably smiling at me from heaven


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.739759 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.739760 del
>>739745
>>739747 and without gloves


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.739761 del
>>739739
Change+-up NEET


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.739762 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.739763 del
>>739746
Didn't ask


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.739764 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.739765 del
what ever happened to demotivational posters?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.739766 del
>>739669
There was no seafood at hte deli. I got 2 chicken kievs and made the wagie get me two each of the chicken kebabs.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.739767 del
>>739766
cashed up neet


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.739768 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.739769 del
>>739767
Fucking stop doing that okay?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.739770 del
>>739745
I don't mind the pajeets who grew up in australia or america, it's the indian sirs who annoy me


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.739771 del
>>739749
gooning and trooning


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.739772 del
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NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.739773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SVMS4nq6NcA [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.739775 del
>>739772
Ignore him. He's a rude cunt.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.739776 del
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>>739775
Thankyou compassionate neet.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.739777 del
>>739776
I'm going to bed now.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.739778 del
So will this thread be the end of /ausneets/, or will the next thread? It seems nobody can be bothered posting anymore and various characters have moved on without saying anything.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.739779 del
>>739765
he just learned how to change the flag and be less obvious with his shilling
>>739769
>>739704
probably more but I'm too drunk to find other recent ones


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.739781 del
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>>739779
I think >>739765 was referring to picrel that were a thing back in the late 90's/early 00's.


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>>739777
sweet dreams.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.739784 del
Feel like romanian neet once he gets on the standards later this arvo eurotime.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.739785 del
>>739783
Thank you. I just got on the couch and covered myself with the doona.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.739786 del
>>739782
my sides


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.739787 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.739788 del
A whole two posts since I went to bed.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.739789 del
Good morning neets
>>739782
kek


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.739790 del
>>739789
mording


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.739791 del
>>739788
Did you have sweet dreams?


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.739792 del
>>739791
My sleep was disturbed. My back and right arm hurts and at one point a possum was going nuts on the carport roof.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.739794 del
>>739792
I slept on my opposite side because my shoulder was sore.
Woke up exhausted.
Don't have the energy to get up and do anything, not even make a coffee.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.739796 del
>>739794
I had to get up as the lawn mowing man is coming at some time this morning. The workers are still in the street replacing kerbing too, which is annoying.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.739797 del
>>739735
Don't think yo will ever get this, all you could do is post to a few vinyl forums saying you're after it and thats if you can afford it,I'd say online shops would sell it as soon as it's listed, best bet would be try and find a torrent.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.739798 del
>>739751
Goodbye


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.739799 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.739800 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.739801 del
>>739799
mording


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.739802 del
>>739796
>at some time this morning
So he'll turn up late afternoon like they all do.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.739803 del
>>739796
Can't he do the front and just send you the bill?
I hate having to sit around for cunts, makes me feel like its a better use of time to do it myself (rather than waiting), I'm too lazy for that though.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.739804 del
>>739800
https://www.discogs.com/release/2436356-The-Beatles-Broad-Road
This is literally Abbey Road released as Broad Road.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.739805 del
>>739800
>>739804
They're from the late 80s.
I don't get it.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.739806 del
>>739803
He is just doing the front. Not many people will accept payment after the fact around here.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.739807 del
>>739805
The website even says they're blocked from sale or advertising because they're illegal.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.739809 del
>>739806
The only regular ones I deal with are NDIS providers so money never gets brought up.
I've (twice) had them go to the wrong persons house.
One just let them out the back and didn't ask any questions, the other must've been at work and the gardener spent about 4 doing everything, including cleaning gutters.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.739810 del
>>739807
>>739808
Im thinking it might be when Jackson bought all their rights.
Not sure what that has to do with it.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.739811 del
>>739810
Lend Me Your Comb is an underappreciated number compared to It's Ok To Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.739812 del


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.739813 del
>>739811
Last time that got played, middle aged women had palpitations and police had to be called in.


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.739814 del
>>739803
>send you Bill


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.739815 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fJCFtJJf8Zg [Embed]
nowhere man rabbi saul version


NEET 08/22/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.739816 del
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.739817 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ac49JnVFYKM [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.739819 del
>>739801
mordenings


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.739820 del
>>739819
mording


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.739822 del
1 hour and 3 minutes left of the morning. Lawn guy better hurry up.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.739823 del
Can of baked beans down the hatch.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.739824 del
Have changed into shorts.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.739825 del
>>739824
you'll catch your death!


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.739826 del
>>739797
I don't have enough for a vinyl anyway, I just hoped someone had a link


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.739827 del
20 minutes left of the morning. Lawn guy better hurry up.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.739828 del
>>739812
sad
if I find a torrent will link it here


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.739829 del
>>739827
morning


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.739830 del
>>739829
mording


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.739831 del
just pulled up at 12:00


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.739832 del
>>739831
Give him a whisky before he starts.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.739833 del
>>739832
He doesn't deserve it.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.739834 del
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When did cartons of soft drink become as expensive as beer?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.739835 del
>>739831
That Jim fella?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.739836 del
found about 3 or 4 shots of vodka left in the fridge from months ago, so make a black russian in a pint glass with my leftover coke and some kahlua I had in the cupboard


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.739837 del
>>739835
Henry and some other bloke.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.739838 del
might do a casual racism later


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.739840 del
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>>739838
When will you neets stop being such bigots?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.739841 del
>>739834
shid that means the $1 cans at the club will go up


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.739842 del
might do a funny post later


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.739843 del
>>739740
That was the Sega TerraDrive from 1991.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.739844 del
>>739843
I remember playing phantasy star 3 on sega back in the early 90s. I never got anywhere.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.739845 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.739846 del
>>739836
leftover alcohol always feels like divine intervention
cheers


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.739847 del
>>739844
Some of their stuff was pretty hard. Even worse if it was one of their arcade machines and you burned through $2 in 30 seconds by being shit


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.739848 del
My PCBs have made it from mainland China to Hong Kong.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.739849 del
>>739848
27.3km


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.739850 del
>>739840
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZQyFQJihA [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F59U2Rot0b8 [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.739851 del
>>739842
>>739838
sounds good


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.739852 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.739853 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.739854 del
>>739852
>new mum goes to the freexer only to find weber has eaten her twat zooper dooper


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.739855 del
>>739852
Might get one of those for summer.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.739856 del
>>739854
I want a green one.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.739857 del
>>739854
at least you didn't have to eat your mum's twat for once


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.739858 del
"Ground Control to Major Depression: your circuit's dead, there's something wrong"


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.739859 del
possum told me 'you better get a lawyer son, you better get a real good one' once


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.739860 del
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>>739700
Well whose gay now Nuro?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.739861 del
>>739844
>never got anywhere
My life basically.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.739862 del
i haven't eaten today


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.739863 del
Need to buy Motherbat a birthday card. She will be 76 tomorrow, but I don't think they sell 76th birthday cards. Might have to get 80 and write -4 next to it with texta.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.739864 del
Resistance is futile.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.739865 del
>>739863
Or send her a 75th and a Happy 1st Birthday card.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.739866 del
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10 hours is quite lenghty for a game of that era?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.739867 del
>>739865
might just gaslight her into thinking she's 80


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.739868 del
gonna be flippin hungry by 5pm


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.739869 del
forced myself to eat some salad. Thank the god of executives I have a 3kg pork roast in the oven


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.739870 del
>>739869
>I have a 3kg pork roast in the oven
noice
are you doing any tatties with it?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.739871 del
Got Motherbat a card. $10.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.739872 del
>>739870
nah, I'm not having a proper roast, I'm going to chop up most of it and freeze it in feedpacks with baked beans


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.739873 del
>>739871
>$10
What an absolute jewing. I bet you could get 100 designed and printed in china and shipped over for less than that.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.739874 del
>>739869
Some crackling please.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.739875 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.739876 del
>>739863
Every day for the last 30 years she goes to bed and wakes up disappointed in how you turned out fat boy


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.739877 del
>tfw impressed


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.739878 del
Sink unclogged


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.739879 del
>>739878
Well done.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.739880 del
>>739871
Does it make music when you open it?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.739881 del
>>739879
It was Mario's doing.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.739882 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.739883 del
Put a new worker in the system.
Took 6 stando's and more cones


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.739884 del
>>739871
Sparkly?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.739885 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.739886 del
>>739860
Bleeping dooter


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.739887 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.739888 del
Bat won't tolerate noisy sparkly nonsense.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.739889 del
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(2.68 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1772.jpg)


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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.739892 del
>>739891
mak u think


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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.739894 del
That card gave me a sad stiffy


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.739895 del
>>739893
This seems really insincere.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.739896 del
lookin aforward to some womboflix tonight


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.739897 del
>>739889
That is very sweet. She'll have that up on the window ledge for ages.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.739898 del
>>739882
Cunt.
U clicked the Allah dolphin and didn't know there was the volume turned right 👆
Probably scaring the new neighbours


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.739899 del
You could write a little note in it


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.739900 del
>>739899
That's usually what people do with cards...


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.739901 del
>>739730
ausneets' biggest influencer has rejoined the room


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.739902 del
>>739898
>Probably scaring the new neighbours
Putting them in their place.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.739903 del
nosql interview tomorrow. don't know if I will be able to manage it.
fantasising about living by the beach in Brunei and using sharia law as a radical self-imposed rehab
desire to goon and choof


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.739904 del
>>739901
Not after the mogging he got this afternoon with that bleep dooter thing


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.739905 del
>>739901
Divorced or widowed?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.739906 del
>>739903
>don't know if I will be able to manage it
bloody well do it


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.739907 del
>>739903
>tomorrow
Plenty of time. Create a to-do list and power through it clocking up those hours.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.739908 del
>>739889
Bat will love it.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.739909 del
>>739883
Real progress. Good work.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.739910 del
>>739895
That dudes face may be but I ain't.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.739911 del
>>739883
Work them hard.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.739912 del
>>739889
Very nice.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.739914 del
>>739898
I always open such things up in a new tab so I can adjust the volume before I click play.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.739915 del
I've always been an antinuro NEET


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.739916 del
>>739913
Imagine the smell of those pods.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.739917 del
>>739915
Last I heard they were married. So you now hate his other half.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.739918 del
>>739916
We would have a mandatory two hours each morning where the doors are to stay open and each pod aired out.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.739919 del
Two drops of Clear Eyes down the eye hatch.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.739920 del
>>739919
Does it sting?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.739921 del
>>739909
It's Friday night in my head. Weekend without the after-hours phone.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.739922 del
>>739918
We will have a separate one for pooing and call it the poo-pod.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.739923 del
>>739922
We could position it over a drop pit.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.739924 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.739925 del
>>739911
Gave em 400 for the week


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.739926 del
>>739925
lashes?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.739927 del
>>739923
Imagine the drunken NEETs falling into it.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.739928 del
>>739914
I phone post


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.739929 del
>>739927
No, it would still have a floor that could be walked on. The toilet would just be a wooden bench box thing with one or two holes cut in the top


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.739930 del
>>739921
Awaiting a call from cow-orker?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.739931 del
>>739928
All good NEETs should own a toilet phone.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.739932 del
>>739917
I can maintain a relationship with his parents and partner without it containing any semblance of or about Nuro.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.739933 del
>>739930
Might call you


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.739934 del
>>739917
>>739932
Wait. Did I not receive an invitation to another NEET wedding?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.739935 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.739936 del
>>739934
I think it was a shotgun wedding. Everything was rushed. Even the maintence of the helicopter I thought crashed on their honeymoon.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.739937 del
Life has gone downhill since mummybot got a work from home job. No time alone.
She got one of the clients from her own work to come to her new work, like a scheming cruiseunna. This guy is apparently on the NDIS because hes a pisshead bong smoker with mental health issues (not real) and has just bought a new laptop which she asked me to setup. She was shocked when I said no way would I be doing that, looking at me like I'm a piece of shit. Told her to get a support worker to do it but apparently they're all equally incompetent with technology.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.739938 del
Sometimes I thing Mongaro is possum and I hate it. Then sometimes I think boardneet is playing possum as Mongaro and I lose track of time


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.739939 del
Who are these NEETs?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.739940 del
>>739938
Treat everyone as one. That NEET who said it was smart.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.739941 del
>>739937
A smart NOOT would see this as a business opportunity and get some of that sweet NDIS money for IT consulting.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.739942 del
>>739939
Exactly 👆


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.739943 del
>>739937
Have you been hitting the gym or working out?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.739944 del
I bet he uses these rude finger pointing emojis when directing staff via text.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.739945 del
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binged big on the roast pork and gravy and crackling. entering food coma. If I don't make it out tell nuro I don't love him as much as possum


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.739946 del
>>739944
Based and bossman pilled.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.739947 del
>>739943
No

>>739941
I did think of that.
Mong Tech Solutions


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.739948 del
>>739937
You just need to assert your alpha status and put your mummybot in here place. Start marking various places around the house with your urine,


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.739949 del
>>739945
Sleep tight sweet NEET.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.739950 del
>>739947
Work out and work on Mong Tech Solutions PTY LTD.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.739951 del
>>739939
monaro and imisshelen are both mysteries


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.739952 del
>>739951
Lost in the gape.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.739953 del
>>739945
how much is left for feed packs?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.739954 del
>>739951
enigmas


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.739955 del
>>739954
*niggers


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.739956 del
e-nigga mas


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.739958 del
>>739956
Another marriage we haven't been invited too...


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.739959 del
>>739952
Forever clawing their way out.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.739960 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.739961 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-23/crows-coach-on-afl-score-review-talks-after-goalpost-saga/102766988
>The Crows are now preparing to face West Coast in Perth on Saturday night, in what will be the final game of the season for both sides.
they should just not show up, as a bit of tit-for-tat to fuck the AFL


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.739962 del
>>739957
I feel like how that fish looks in the morning.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.739963 del
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>>739962
He has that facial expression


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.739964 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour's time you can join us to watch The IT Crowd on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.739965 del
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.739966 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MevYCdn5S8 [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.739967 del
>>739953
enough for 9 feedbacks once the baked beans were added


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.739968 del
might measure some resistances while waiting for the moofie


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.739969 del
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Ready.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.739970 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching The IT Crowd https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.739971 del
Cruisey is Old Tailem Town any good?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.739972 del
https://youtu.be/bavCPvWhLGU?t=300

this poo girl is giving me asmr


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.739973 del
>>739972
hope he enjoyed his dysentery after swimming in their shit filled swimming pool


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.739974 del
>>739971
He'll let you know once he reads your post!


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.739975 del
>>739974
he must be out of choof and alcohol by now


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.739976 del
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.739977 del
>>739975
When is he ever out of choof though?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.739978 del
>>739977
Hopefully never. It's what he needs!


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.739979 del
>>739976
Has he done anything of note lately?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.739980 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.739981 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.739983 del
>>739982
A lot of companies who raises prices like Telstra are talking about their success too.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.739984 del
>>739983
Yeah. There are various state and federal profiteering laws in this country, but they are never enforced. eg this one in WA that covers commodities, including food and drink.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.739985 del
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.739986 del
remind me only to shop at aldi from now on


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.739987 del
>>739986
I just wish they were closer to home. Even the one in Motherbat's town is a cut lunch and a water bottle trip.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.739988 del
Poo landing on moon in 1hr 20m
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1FAe7sFGBEI [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.739989 del
>>739988
is it too much to hope they're sending a team of sirs, who will all die thus helping to fight india's overpopulation problem?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.739990 del
>>739988
Did they really call it the Candyman 3?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.739991 del
>>739988
designated shitting craters


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.739992 del
You really feel like they should've built a sewer system before embarking on a space program.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.739993 del
>>739988
so far I have posted:
smelly indians
designated shidding craters
bobs n vagene rocket
big crash, sir doing the needful

into the chat, but nobody has banned me


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.739994 del
and "india stole plans from pakistan" was the comment to trigger it


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.739995 del
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.739996 del
banchode rocket bloody bastard bitch


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.739997 del
When is the first poo on the moon?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.739998 del
india cant even do uber eats delivery how they fly rocket


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.739999 del
Fuck off wizzy, ausneets is rightful white man's clay


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.740000 del
Ok, roughly another hour until Chandrayaan-3 hits the moon with a loud, wet, smelly splat.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.740001 del
>>740000
parts of the NT should have darker shade


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.740002 del
>>739993
Keep going.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.740003 del
>>740000
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.740004 del
>>739986
fuck aldi and fuck you for wanting to shop there


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.740005 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=99gI2wR1jJE [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.740006 del
>>739982
Woolies beat them by 500 mill.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.740007 del
>>740006
Amazing. Mine has empty shelves and fruit and veg that's soft/brown.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.740008 del
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>>739979
Have you?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.740009 del
>>740008
I tell you guys everything.
I just meant had he had any adventures or the like. Last time I heard anything here was when he was streaming from a bar or something and somebody contacted the owners and they kicked him out.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.740010 del
>>739937
>scheming cruiseunna
I can only imagine the semi fraudulent activities I could get up to with her.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.740011 del


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.740012 del
>>739945
Well feeded.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.740013 del
can't go to sleep until I've seen the first poo on the moon


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.740014 del
I got a parmo from the Elizabeth tavern today.
Lost $50, then made $20 at the Eureka.
Winning.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.740015 del
>>739971
It's okay. Not worth the $10-15 to get in though.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.740016 del
>>740015
They want $28 per person


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.740017 del
>>740014
You should have got the beef with pepper


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.740018 del
>>740016
Yeah, nah. Fuck that.
It's worth having a look sometime but that's not worth it.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.740019 del
>>740017
Grazier menu looked too high end.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.740020 del
>>740018
That's for the Corvette Club too, so not even a group discount.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.740021 del
>>740019
beef schnitty
the grazier steaks are crap


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.740022 del
going to bed now


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.740023 del
>>740020
It used to be a gold coin donation.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.740024 del
10 more minutes before the poos take a shit on the moon.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.740025 del
>>740021
The chicken one today was good.
The mushroom gravy was a bit ordinary.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.740026 del
feel like monk after the first standard of the night


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.740027 del
>>740022
Night.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.740028 del
Take one last look at the white moon. It's about to get big brown patch.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.740029 del
It will be good to sleep in a proper bed for the next 4 nights


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.740030 del
>>740024

"That's one small poo for man, one giant poo for pajeetkind"


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.740031 del
>>740029
The rest of us will be in shortly.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.740032 del
Are they actually putting pajeets on the moon or is it just a stupid unmanned thingo?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.740033 del
The poo has landed.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.740034 del
>>740032
They are sending all their poos up there.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.740035 del
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Posso won himself a pass to some far off moon
It was second class but what's to lose
And looking out his window he could more than assume
That you can't see air or time
Posso's the only rocketeer in the whole damn place
They gave him a mirror so he could talk to a face
He still got plenty lonely but that's just the case
With time, time, time
Started hearing voices sometime in June
He knew He could go crazy but didn't think that soon
Now he doesn't feel lonely but he'd just as soon
Try, try, try try
Man shot to the moon
Posso read a paperback and want to come home soon
Posso shot to the moon
Been there a half an hour, He wants to come home soon


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.740036 del
Thinking about monk returning to melbourne like the prodigal son


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.740037 del
you gotta watch it neets: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLA_64yz8Ss [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.740038 del
>>740035
very good.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.740039 del
watching the indian pm watch his spaceship is priceless


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.740040 del
THEY POO'D IN THE MOON LOO - UNBELIEVABLE


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.740041 del
You're all a bunch of poofters. Chinese succulent pussy. I'm a retard with a Chinese girlfriend hahaha.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.740043 del
>>740041
My name is Lucy and I can be your girlfriend.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.740044 del
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ALRIGHT NEETS, IT'S CHOPPAH TIME AGAIN. GET TO IT!


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.740045 del
The moon on the youtube feed looks brown now. When did the memes become real?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.740046 del
>>740043
I don't want Ian slobby seconds and she isnt tight nor Asian.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.740047 del
>>740009
Only a few things worth mentioning, his Christmas '22 arrest for public intox, a felon neighbour selling him a bearded dragon and some faggot millenial visiting his town to make a terrible 'documentary'.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.740048 del
>>740047
just another day at the office on ausneets


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.740049 del
>>740023
My arse used to be a high-end by reservation only kinda deal, but now it's a gold-coin dono is appreciated kinda thing.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.740050 del
>>740049
your slot is as overused as the chinaman on pensioner's pay day


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.740051 del
Come on neets, if pajeet can poo on the moon we can finish this thread.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.740052 del
>>740029
What defines a 'proper bed'? I've slept on an inch-thick mattress right on the floor the past two years. Sleep is no better or worse.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.740053 del
I heard that chris chan is out of prison, is it true?


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.740054 del
>>740052
How would you know? You're asleep.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.740055 del
>>740053
I hope not. That story needs to end.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.740056 del
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2001 space odyssey is just an allegory for jewish world domination


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.740057 del
>>740052
>inch-thick
That sounds more proper than a yoga mat. Less proper than a mattress on a frame (with legs or similar).


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.740059 del
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FINISH IT


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.740060 del
Edited last time by imissfather on 08/26/2023 (Sat) 04:06.



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