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NEET General #683 - Y'all NEETs is Demons Edition NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No. 696843
Are NEETs demons? Or are they just misunderstood?

Old Thread: >>695865


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.696863 del
How many people did Lizzo kill?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.696873 del
>>696843
gonna move to alice springs


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.696888 del
>>696863
She could suck up half a dozen execs in her arse crack and kill 7 or 8 skellies with each cheek.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.696889 del
>>696888
With great power comes great responsibility.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.696890 del
Rewatching Hell or High Water (2016). Beautiful film.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.696891 del
I was sitting in the other thread waiting for the choppah.
I wore my hat and everything.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.696892 del
>>696891
Many a neet has been lost that way.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.696893 del
>>696891
>IKTF
But I found my way again. RIP lost NEETs.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.696894 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.696895 del
>>696894
Good Pepe.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.696896 del
one of my neighbour's is blasting a new order song incredibly loudly


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.696897 del
Now it sounds like he's playing dungeon synth, absolutely based!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.696898 del
Howdy NEEToes, how goes it?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.696899 del
>>696897
I take back the based. It's not dungeon synth after all.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.696900 del
>no idea what dungeon synth is


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.696901 del
>>696898
it's going good, hope things are well with you


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.696902 del
>>696901
Yeah, things are good.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.696903 del
>>696900
Highly respectable synthwave composed in a public toilet.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.696904 del
>>696898
Hey NEET


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.696905 del
Going to drop a huge shit, brush my teefs, hang the washing out, and then get to work. Bye for now neets.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.696906 del
3 cindys rubbed me at the same time and I shot myself in the face once


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.696907 del
>>696905
buh bye


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.696908 del
>>696905
Stay safe out there NEET.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.696909 del
Is the gnome song dungeon synth?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.696910 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.696911 del
>>696909
>>696910
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.696912 del
Thought I still have half a kg of dry red kidney beans but alas I do not. Going to have to make chilli using lentils instead.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.696913 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.696914 del
>>696913
Because he's imported from German?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.696915 del
>>696914
He was born in NYC.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.696916 del
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>>696914
>"Now I realize, too late, what Project Japslayer Megabomb was truly about".


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.696917 del
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Some new vinyl turned up.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.696918 del
>>696917
I walked past a record shop the other day and saw they had Born to Die on vinyl. I'd probably buy it if I had a record player sitting around.
Is it possible to switch tracks like on a CD or do you have to just jump to a point by dropping the needle there?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.696919 del
>>696918
You have to place the needle in the spot you want to play from.
Scratch DJs use little bits of tape to mark the position of various samples to make this easier.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.696920 del
Here is a video for you neets interested in visiting Japan:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCNgbX61SVI [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.696921 del
>>696912
That is quite a bean discrepancy.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.696922 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.696923 del
>>696919
So it is in all in one big 'stream' then? That sounds like it would get a bit tiresome tbh. How is your album?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.696924 del
>>696922
Are the japanese stealing the beans?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.696925 del
>>696923
>So it is in all in one big 'stream' then?
A record is basically one big spiral groove


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.696926 del
>>696921
I'm afraid I am beanless.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.696928 del
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>>696925
I was thinking you could use some identifiable flat spots or changes in pigmentation to indicate some the end of one song and the beginning of the next.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.696929 del
>>696905
My anus bleeds every single time that I poo. Now I have to splurge my money and buy all bran


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.696930 del
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>>696924
I bet a beaner is behind it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.696931 del
>>696930
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.696932 del
>>696928
Maybe, but the mass-produced ones are basically made by stamping a vinyl pancake with a metal die that has the groove cut into it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.696933 del
Possum said he wanted to stamp my vinyl pancake once.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.696934 del
>>696929
Weber had all bran for breakky and then shat everywhere whilst deadlifting once.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.696935 del
>>696934
The coffee and all bran are raging inside of me.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.696936 del
>>696929
Many such cases.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.696937 del
>>696935
I pity the fool who stands behind you.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.696938 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.696939 del
>>696938
the clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.696940 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.696941 del
steak, chippies and eggs for dindins.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.696942 del
>>696941
Wonderful.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.696943 del
>>696914
Nukes were invented by jews. Maybe they're not even real.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.696944 del
>>696943
>Maybe they're not even real.
Good opinion.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.696945 del
>>696944
we've never seen one


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.696946 del
Put some old books under one end of my bed to elevate it a few inches. If this works out I might try a few more tomorrow to elevate it more.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.696947 del
No-one queried the post about three Cindy's.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.696948 del
>>696947
That many NEETs are that cashed up.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.696949 del
>>696948
There was haggling involved.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.696950 del
I think I done goofed my life away fellas


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.696951 del
>>696950
Monk, no!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.696952 del
>>696950
Never late to change. Fix it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.696953 del
How much does a decent suit cost?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.696954 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.696955 del
>>696947
I get annoyed by cryptic posts begging for (you)s so I ignore them.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.696956 del
>>696953
$350, but you'll also need a few shirts, shoes and a belt


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.696957 del
>>696941
Sounds good.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.696958 del
>>696946
Well lifted.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.696959 del
Garn woolies to get some vitamin c tablets, you neets need anything?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.696960 del
>>696959
Some anal lube and military strength laxative please. Also some cable ties and duct tape.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.696961 del
Decided that today is also a right off. Going to just relax instead. I can do everything tomorrow.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.696962 del
>>696960
Planning a big night?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.696963 del
>>696961
>right off
Fuck me, I really am a mong.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.696964 del
>>696962
A neet has left his window open. I am watching him now. I will move in soon.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.696965 del
>>696959
2kg Giraffe necks thanks.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.696966 del
>>696961
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.696967 del
One small picnic down the hatch cause that's the recommended serving size.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.696968 del
>>696959
15 cherry ripes


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.696969 del
Possum urged me to vote no on the voice to parliament once.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.696970 del
>>696967
It's also one serve per day.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.696971 del
>>696970
Nah that can't be right, one a day, na.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.696972 del
You've Got Mail (1998) is on tele tonight


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.696973 del
>>696965
Necks please.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.696974 del
>>696969
Just changed my address with the AEC. Nearly missed the referendum.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.696975 del
>>696963
You're right off mate.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.696976 del
>>696969
Will you?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.696977 del
>>696976
Depends on how well the north terrace boongs play with my balls.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.696978 del
>>696969
Which means yes which means anal.
You may have misinterpreted him completely.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.696979 del
>>696976
No means yes and yes means anal


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.696980 del
>>696978
>>696979
Old timer NEET hive mind


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.696981 del
Are we sure parliament was even mentioned?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.696982 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.696983 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.696984 del
>>696980
The neets have memories like elephants.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.696985 del
>>696984
Grey and slow moving.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.696986 del
>>696969
sex digits


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.696987 del
>>696980
Back in the olden NEET days Weber wore a top hat and tails.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.696988 del
>>696987
Shine ya cock, guv’na?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.696989 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItrrGUzFASk [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.696990 del
>>696987
He looked very dapper.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.696991 del
>>696990
There was much twirling of moustaches on a Thursday night.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.696992 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnJbKjgZorY [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.696993 del
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There will be no tv on womboflix tonight. On Saturday we will be showing Blue Ruin (2013) - from the same list as last week's Out Of The Furnace, Blue Ruin is a low budget high rated revenge thriller.

On Sunday the Jones boys are back, with Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989). Join Harrison Ford and Sean Connery as they go in search of the Holy Grail.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.696994 del
Made a big pot of chilli con carne. What should I have with it, if anything?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.696995 del
>>696993
>There will be no tv on womboflix tonight.
I've been in there posting bum bum


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.696996 del
>>696993
>Join Harrison Ford and Sean Connery as they go in search of the Holy Grail.
It is good this is a return to archaeology and adventuring, which ToD didn't have


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.696997 del
>>696994
cheese


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.696998 del
>>696996
Temple of Doom was pretty entertaining, and it did have that manchu emperor and the thuggee cult in it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.696999 del
>>696997
I mean in terms of pasta or rice or something.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.697000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.697001 del
This Jolene girl sounds pretty.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.697002 del
Do they make a cheese based pasta? Asking for a mate.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.697003 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iO3PG4wsbLg [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.697004 del
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Just tell me what to have with my chilli con carne.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.697005 del
Good bye NipponNEET


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.697006 del
>>697005
I suppose it cuts down on yelling and struggling.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.697007 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.697008 del
>>697004
4 roast chickens and a coke.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.697009 del
having a Golden Circle 'Delicious Apple Splash' fruit box


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.697010 del
and watching JFK get his dome popped repeatedly in Zapruder film analysiseses


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.697011 del
>>697005
He didn't respond to my lovingly made haiku.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.697012 del
>>697008
3 roast chooks is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.697013 del
>>697010
I always thought Colonel Sanders shot him KFC did JFK


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.697014 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.697015 del
>>697006
They need to act faster though.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.697016 del
>>697014
I stand corrected.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.697017 del
>>697015
A clear case of demonic possesion, someone needs to holy water her.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.697018 del
>>697015
She probably just lost a game of that mobile game. You know the one


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.697019 del
GumTreeNEET


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.697020 del
>>697002
Cheese based sauce, or cheese shaped like pasda


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.697021 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.697022 del
Tried to buy an oven tray down at woolies. Was annoyed to find the only ones they had were covered with non-stick. I don't want a tray full of chemicals dammit.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.697023 del
>>697017
I'd give her some holy water.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.697024 del
>>697018
Candy Crush?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.697025 del
>>697021
Lentils only.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.697026 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.697027 del
>>697019
Fake as anything that comes from China, I could list the reasons but it's not worth it. Cringe post


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.697028 del
>>697025
Acceptable


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.697029 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.697030 del
Alright neets, stick 'em up! This is a robbery! Empty your balls right away.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.697031 del
>>697026
He did like his lentils.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.697032 del
>>697029
I agree.


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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.697034 del
>>697030
You shall never get my vital essensces wench!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.697036 del
>>697031
I've never been a fan of lentils but my mum used to do a vegetarian cottage pie with lentils and onion that was quite good.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.697038 del
>>697035
Webby? No!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.697039 del
>>697035
>The man in his sixties repeatedly swore at the group, calling them ''Chinese c***s'. He was fined for public nuisance


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.697040 del
>>697039
Based nuro.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.697041 del
A left handed oily wank from an old chink is as good as an Aboriginal orgy to a blind NEET.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.697042 del
>>697041
Does the boong do a choke and grope though.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.697043 del
>>697042
They'll do a full trombone.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.697044 del
might have another fruitbox and watch tele


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.697045 del
>>697044
Night neet.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.697046 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.697047 del
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>>697044
Knight neet.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.697048 del
Got out of bed at 6pm
Managed to get to dans before 8
Winning and gooning


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.697049 del
Now you swear and kick and beg us
That you're not a gamblin' maaannnnn
Then you find you're back in vegas
With a handle in your haaaaaand

You go back
Jack
Do it agaaaaaaiiin


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.697050 del
>>697048
Have you considered the Van lyfe?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.697051 del
>>697048
end stage monk


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.697052 del
>>697051
Yeah it's looking that way, I thought he moved there to get his shit together but he isn't even trying anymore, it's going to be a sad end.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.697053 del
>>697052
in the end, the tranny will triumph


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.697054 del
>>697050
He could work for Nuro and share the toiletbedroom.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.697055 del
>>697054
It'll be a devastating ABC article.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.697056 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.697057 del
It all started going downhill when the tranny arrived


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.697058 del
>>697057
Because he became the man of the house?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.697059 del
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Comic book characters should not be called Clint.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.697060 del
>>697058
He mogged Monk into this terrible state.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.697061 del
>>697060
Monk needs to show him what a real man is.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.697062 del
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>>697061
I'm sure he can do it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.697064 del
>>697063
He is reborn.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.697065 del
kinda wish's we'd watched womboflix tonight, instead of just slumping in my chair doing nothing. Nevermind.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.697066 del
Watching The Shawshank Redemption (1994).


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.697067 del
>>697063
In 2024


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.697068 del
Neets getting their lives together.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.697069 del
>>697068
Trust the plan.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.697070 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.697071 del
what do you do to cope with late night loneliness?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.697072 del
>>697070
Souped up whizzer.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.697073 del
lusting after a macca's sausage mcmuffin


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.697074 del
>>697071
Just watch some vids youtube or whatever, all you can do is keep your mind occupied with something else.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.697075 del
>>697071
Have a wank to Olive.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.697076 del
Erotic Cindy Story

Parked behind wank shop
Madame (mid 40s, soft make up, a bit pudgy, looks like she goes walking in the morning and could make some mean springies, long bob hair, very 80s) greeted me at the backdoor grinning. I didnt say anything and she let me in. Pretty soon I said $70, topless? but she obviously had no idea but we stood there for a prolonged lenth of time, gesturing lifting a top and pointing at each other. She then led me to a booth. I think it was 80 an hour for a normal massage and she was trying to do the math, so I lent over and said I probably wont need that long. I gave her $50 because I thought I might've accidently negotiated a normal massage for half an hour so and got down to my jocks and socks and sat on the massage table. Then the professional (mid 20s, perfect skin, tight secretary dress but with red and white pattern, stocking and short heels, short hair) came in because Madame couldn't work it out. She left again and the Novice (mid 20s, no make up, looked like she dressed at target, no fancy hair, bit of acne, but a pretty tight body and perky tits) came in with Madame and I gestured jacking off, and she started up again about 80, 50, 50 more, so I showed her my $20, I said that's all I have, and gave it to her. I think she hurumph'd and left novice there. She gave me a normal massage and was good, used her forarms like bars and wasn't soft. I touched her arse a couple of times. About 10min in I turned over but was still soft, I was kind of hoping she'd massage my chest....


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.697077 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.697078 del
Then, I went home.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.697079 del
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Still haven't gotten started on the day. Is it too late?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.697080 del
Then, novice walked over to the ikea bookshelf with papertowels, an electric candle and the wank lube. She acted weird when I turned over and after pulling my undies down, walked out of the booth. I was still soft and already a bit pissed off that the spunky one had been swapped for this one but had worked out the actual cost of what I was asking for, 80 for massage, 50 for happy ending on top. That's fucking extortion but I couldn't complain for $70. So Madame reappears and tells me, she new, she new, and puts lube on my knob then massages it like making a meatball, just on my knob. Then tells me the other one is first day, and giggles like all asian women do. I tell her that I'll train novice and put her hand below my balls around the shaft, while Madame is still doing the meatball trick, then novice sort of took over while madame moved to the other side of the booth and tickled my gooch with her fake nails. I was talking to the madame telling her that she knows what she's doing and novice needs more practice. I told madame that I like eye contact, like she's doing, then grabbed novices chin and turned her head towards me then gyrated into her hand while making her look at me. I think she might've tapped out or something. I'd been slapping both their arses pretty hard. Thats when the pro came in in her heels and took over, madame stayed on my left. I wobbled on my back like a turtle to get my undies off properly. It was about this time I realised none of them could speak any english. The pro lubed her hand and stroked me like a maniac, hovering over my face while maintaining eye contact, I think she was trying to mog me but I grabbed her arse again and run a digit over her bumhole. The novice was just watching the whole time in this little booth, occasionally making conversation with madame. The pro started picking up the speed and the slapping of lubed balls and her fist echoed through the booth at about 120bpm, madame still grinning and sliding my balls around. As I got closer, I started to hug both of their arses in each arm, then let go three splurts that shot up to their face height and one bit landed on my chin and we all laughed very loudly together for about 5mins while they cleaned me up.
I got dressed and gave them all an arse grab and worked out $100 next time, $50 more for a gobby. I gave novice a hug and told her she'd get there and the pro gave me a shoulder massage as I walked to the door. I grabbed my dick and told her I wanted to fuck the shit out of her, not implying anal but kind of, except I dont know if she understood anything I said. She understood the gestures. All of us laughing together made it a strangely wholesome feeling while saying goodbye. Like I'd made new friends.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.697081 del
Going to take a piss, have some more wine, then go to bed. Night noots.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.697082 del
>>697076
>>697080
Hot NEET erotica!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.697083 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.697084 del
>>697081
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.697085 del


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.697086 del
It ain't nuttin' like a fist full of cash
Or a bliss full of the hash
That twist like a mustache, from end to end
Spread it like a rash


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.697087 del
It's raining.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.697088 del
Almost a cask deep


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.697089 del
>>697087
Raining semen on the massage table.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.697090 del
One of the best yet


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.697091 del
Working class whore - better keep your alarm set!


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.697092 del
I think the Hungarian posted that video to shame us.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.697093 del
awake again


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.697094 del
>>697093
Good morning.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.697095 del
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I have acquired this TOP SHELF Apu image. It even has a familiar Wojak in the background on the wall. TOP SHELF. Don't even think about saving it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.697096 del
morning bros


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.697097 del
>>697096
Good morning.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.697098 del
paid the rent, accomplished 1 thing at least


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.697099 del
>>697098
Well done.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.697100 del
>>697095
>It even has a familiar Wojak in the background on the wall.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.697101 del
>>697096
>>697097
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.697102 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.697103 del
>>697080
> So Madame reappears and tells me, she new, she new, and puts lube on my knob then massages it like making a meatball, just on my knob
> tell her that I'll train novice and put her hand below my balls around the shaft
>I'd been slapping both their arses pretty hard
>run a digit over her bumhole.
Hot!

> and giggles like all asian women do
>madame still grinning
>we all laughed very loudly together for about 5mins while they cleaned me up.
>All of us laughing together made it a strangely wholesome feeling while saying goodbye. Like I'd made new friends.
Fairy tale ending.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.697104 del
>>697076
>Pretty soon I said $70, topless?
Bargain.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.697105 del
>>697100
Is that the one I made a long time ago?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.697106 del
>>697105
Probably it was from this


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.697107 del
>>697106
yes, but I vaguely recall flipping his face at some point


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.697109 del
>New face, same old game
>Madame's grin, a deceitful charm
>False friends, no more.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.697110 del
>Hard slaps on their rear,
>Laughter echoes for five minutes,
>Cleaning up the mess.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.697111 del
>>697080
A nice and wholesome ending.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.697112 del
>>697101
Morning.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.697114 del
spending the day at a meat packing plant
need to have a shower and a shave as I haven't done so in a while


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.697115 del
>>697114
>meat packing plant
Bumsex?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.697116 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.697117 del
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>>697113
>“I think all these insults have more to do with the ‘hot woman phobia’ I face daily.”


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.697118 del
>>697113
She's nice to look at but they probably chucked her out for using their shop for a photoshoot.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.697119 del
>>697118
>She's nice to look at
She looks like a pygmy.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.697120 del
Good morning


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.697121 del
>>697120
Good morning.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.697122 del
>>697109
>>697110
I don't think these are haiku


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.697123 del
>>697103
Woke up thinking about it again.
I highly recommend trying it.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.697124 del
>>697104
I was thinking $70 for a tug, and paying $100 for it with her top off.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.697125 del
>>697123
Go back today for round two.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.697126 del
>>697124
Asian whores are only charging 200-250/hr these days.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.697127 del
>>697126
I'm not up to going to a back street brothel.. yet. Plus there's extra costs for deep throat and anal, which I'm a bit suss about doing. Hand job is safe and fun.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.697128 del
Weber didn't reply to my breakfast proposal or comment on the tri-rub experience.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.697129 del
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NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.697130 del
>>697129
You better be quick if your going to cross the tracks.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.697131 del
Has japan neet posted a single photo of japanese qts yet?


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.697132 del
>>697128
You should organise a breakfast with your new friends and giggle over the experience together.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.697133 del
>>697129
Keep an eye out for the hello kitty one.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.697134 del
>>697133
I've seen Hello Kitty busses


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.697135 del
>>697134
Ride on one!
Pick up qts on them.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.697136 del
>>697128
He is disgusted at your vile behaviour.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.697137 del
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Started a new game of Rimworld and it's given me an awesome defensive map.
Only had to build 2 little walls to seal it off.


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.697138 del
>>697129
Fast train


NEET 04/26/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.697139 del
>>697136
It's probably because I didn't include pork as a breakfast meat.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.697140 del
>>697139
Roast pork with crackling is an acceptable breakky food.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.697141 del
>>697137
>Only had to build 2 little walls to seal it off.
It is now a comfy NEET lair.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.697142 del
>>697141
No normie raiders allowed.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.697143 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.697144 del
>>697128
Cereal just makes me poo myself even more and I'm not a big fan of people in relationships being unfaithful.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.697145 del
Drove 45 minutes to the meat place and waited 20 minutes only to be informed that the person I was seeing was off sick.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.697146 del
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>I'm thinking of selling my ocean water 🌎 #earthchan #earthchancosplay
is this a euphemism for pussy juice


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.697148 del
>>697147
I hate choofheads. Nothing but burdens on society.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.697149 del
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he doesn’t look so b... oh


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.697151 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/the-absolute-gall-fury-at-note-left-on-disabled-womans-car/news-story/bb60c32f3d3b9a6ccc483e29eb44a063
they hand these permits out like candy
if your legs work and you don't need a chair, you can park in a normal bay like everybody else


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.697152 del
>>697145
woe, that's a bit of a wasted day, hope you at least got some chilled takeaway.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.697153 del
>>697152
I got a pie and a monster when I was near home.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.697155 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.697156 del
>>697148
>burdens on society.
/ausneets/


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.697157 del
One day he will develop self awareness.
Maybe.
Hopefully.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.697158 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.697159 del
What is the combined weight of all ausneets users?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.697160 del
>>697159
half are morbidly obese
half are underweight
just multiply the number of neets, n, by 1.5


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.697161 del
>>697160
and multiply this by some arbitrary number like 130kg


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.697162 del
>>697159
Me far right.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.697163 del
>>697161
>130kg
Almost my exact body type


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.697164 del
>>697159
Wikipedia says a large possum weighs 4.5kg and there is 4 of us so I say 18kg.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.697165 del
>>697164
some are bigger than others


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.697166 del
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>>697146
>euphemism for pussy juice


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.697167 del
>>697150
>Microsoft
>Edge
>>697166


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.697168 del
>>697165
He's in possum heaven.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.697169 del
>>697163
You look good NEET. Are you getting ready for tonight?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.697170 del
feeling woed
I think I'm going to get drunk


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.697171 del
>>697170
same here
might go with vodka and oft drink for a change


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.697172 del
>>697170
>>697171
I heard BWS and Liquorland raised all their prices this morning.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.697173 del
>>697172
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.697174 del
>thinking about end stage Monk


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.697175 del
>>697172
The bastards, lucky we got you Dan.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.697176 del
>>697171
I got a six pack of OP rum and a bottle of shiraz. I'll have some scotch after that.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.697177 del
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>>697174
I can picture him now.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.697178 del
>>697176
That's a fine assortment.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.697179 del
Trimmed by toenails for the first time in three months. I don't remember the last time, but I measued the off-cuts with the vernier and divided it by 1.62


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.697180 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/independent-senator-lidia-thorpe-doubles-down-on-controversial-strip-club-clash/news-story/e5045e20148a9eb8218ba6a8e0350900
>Senator Thorpe said it was not possible for her to be racist towards Australians who are not black.
>“We cannot be racist to white people,” she said. “White people don’t fall into that category.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.697181 del
>>697179
>and divided it by 1.62
Long growth?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.697182 del
>>697180
Hopefully she's at an end stage.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.697183 del
>>697182
She's safe until 30 June 2028.
Only way out would be her doing something resulting in a jail sentence of more than 12 months.
Parliament has ways of expelling sitting members, but I think they've used them literally once in the history of Australia.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.697184 del
>>697181
about 4.7mm


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.697185 del
>>697183
>Parliament has ways of expelling sitting members, but I think they've used them literally once in the history of Australia.
Correct.
https://peo.gov.au/understand-our-parliament/your-questions-on-notice/questions/has-a-senator-or-a-member-ever-been-expelled-from-parliament
>But only one member of parliament has ever been permanently expelled and it was a long time ago! In 1920, the Member for Kalgoorlie, Hugh Mahon, was expelled – dismissed – from the House of Representatives for a statement he had made at a public meeting.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.697186 del
>>697185
in fact they since got rid of that power:
https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/House_of_Representatives/Powers_practice_and_procedure/Practice7/HTML/Chapter20/Punishment_of_Members
>Since the enactment of the Parliamentary Privileges Act neither House has had the power to expel a Member from its membership.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.697187 del
On Thursday nights no NEET is allowed to expel another NEETs member.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.697188 del
gonna have a shit and then be rude to the cheese grater cunts via their ticketing system


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.697189 del
>>697179
If you get enough you could make one of those home made heating pads for the long winter nights.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.697190 del
>>697188
You catch more flies with honey.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.697191 del
>>697190
I'm sick of them.
I'm sick of that sort of work.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.697192 del
>>697189
I read a story once were they made a shield out of a giants toenail.


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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.697200 del
Tiffin should marry the tranny and adopt Monk, teach him what being a real man is all about.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.697201 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.697202 del
>>697146
Bath water. Probably just a joke.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.697203 del
Had some of my chilli con carne. It wasn't very good. I followed the recipetineats one. Too much cumin and yet still somewhat bland.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.697204 del
>>697197
Jabette


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.697205 del
>>697203
That's a shame. There's probably some death-level chilli recipes on youtube.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.697206 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.697207 del
>>697206
>“You know when we stormed the gates of Fjaljorm, I wasn’t feeling my prettiest.”


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.697208 del
>>697203
Hope you didn't make too much.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.697209 del
>>697203
That sucks, can add anything to spice it up a bit?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.697210 del
>>697209
Not sure. I might try adding a bit more salt to see if it brings the flavour out a bit more.
>>697208
No, only a small amount as it is a trial. It will all be gone by Saturday.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.697211 del
>>697202
Could use Olives bath water as bong water.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.697212 del
>>697211
Or Corvette radiator coolant.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.697213 del
>>697212
The scent of Olive wafting through the car ...


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.697214 del
About to shit myself. Going to shit and then vacuum my room.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.697215 del
>>697213
I spritz tuna can water around the car before giving females a lift.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.697216 del
>>697214
Hope you've got a good vacuum.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.697217 del
>>697214
Unorthodox, but it will probably work if they aren't thicker than the hose.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.697218 del
>>697214
>Going to shit and then vacuum my room
m8 it'll just be simpler if you do it in the toilet


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.697219 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.697220 del
>>697217
If it was small hard poos it should be alright.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.697221 del
Can you still get xanax in australia? Asking for a mate.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.697222 del
>>697221
I'm sure it's available to patients with a legitimate need, who see an appropriately qualified medical practitioner.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.697223 del
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Weber and Possum.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.697224 del
He pointedly ignored my reply to his chili con carne post.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.697225 del
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>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.697226 del
>>697224
Fur and feathers are ruffled, the NEETs are discombobulated.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.697228 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/you-tease-me-brisbane-woman-records-uber-drivers-horrifying-sexual-harassment/news-story/a64448b76195e3f86547e34cb9af0dd8
>A young Australian woman has recorded a horrifying Uber trip in which her driver repeatedly propositioned her for sex – and even suggested a threesome with her grandmother.
Oh pajeet!


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.697229 del
got a phone call from somebody claiming the thing i ordered wasn't in stock despite their website saying it was
today is fucking fucked


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.697230 del
>>697225
Is that his pants around his ankles?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.697231 del
Having a nashi.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.697232 del
>>697231
you have a nice pair


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.697233 del
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>>697232
Thanks neet.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.697234 del
>>697229
Important thing?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.697235 del
>>697234
air conditioner blower control module


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.697236 del
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This comic has a character called Abbo the crooked.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.697237 del
>>697235
That sucks, did they give you a reorder time?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.697238 del
>>697237
this time next week supposedly


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.697240 del
>>697239
and they accidentally left comments enabled


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.697241 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.697242 del
>>697184
Big growth.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.697243 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.697244 del
>>697200
I see him writing a removal plan and posting it here.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.697245 del
>>697219
I like these images.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.697246 del
>>697225
End stage executive.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.697247 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.697248 del
what's on womboflix tonight?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.697249 del
>I wonder if Monk is awake


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.697250 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.697251 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.697252 del
About to have stando 9.1-10.8
Then I'll think about din dins and open the wine.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.697253 del
>>697252
>Then I'll think about din dins
Lone Star?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.697254 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.697255 del
>>697253
I don't want lamb ragu.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.697256 del
>>697254
How the fuck does a Government-blessed monopoly fail to make a profit in a country of 26 million?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.697257 del
>>697255
That and
>she new, she new
Is playing in my head.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.697258 del
>>697256
I believe the privately owned part with the parcel delivery business is profitable as they post profits. They want to cut the publicly owned letter requirements. It is a concern because it would cut the requirement for them to deliver mail within set time frames each week and I feel would become like a courier company.

That your shit arrives when they want to deliver it, which isn't good for all types of deliveries unless you pay through the nose for a private courier like DHL to hand deliver it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.697259 del
>Australia Post has announced its first half of the 2023 financial year (1H23) results, which revealed that revenue was $4.69 billion, down 2.4 per cent from a year ago, largely driven by an ongoing decline in letter volumes.
>The results showed that its profit before tax of $23.6 million was considerably lower than the prior corresponding period – largely the result of a record first-half letters loss of $189.7 million, compared to $69.9 million in the first half of the 2022 financial year.
https://www.sprinter.com.au/auspost-1h23-report-reveals-declining-letter-revenue-pvca-speaks-out/


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.697260 del
>>697258
That's where the Government informs them that they do it all or they do none of it and find another operator.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.697261 del
>>697260
As I later posted here >>697259 they are making a profit but want a larger profit. It would be like the fines department trying to up their strategy to increase fines and thinking its acceptable
>The former Perrottet government had reintroduced the signage on January 1, but the rollout needed improvement as some signs and vehicles were incompatible.
>A statement from the government said the switch back to high-visibility would encourage drivers to check their speed and remind them to slow down.
>Late last year, it was reported the NSW government previously raised about $5 million a year from low-range speeding offences, but the number had soared to $48 million in 2021.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/big-change-to-nsw-roads-as-speed-camera-warning-signs-return/news-story/6215e95ab04812cbeeac33d37366552f

That also reminds me, I need to contact Amazon Australia today. I have two orders, one was place earlier and one placed a few days later. The one placed a few days later is coming on Saturday and the oldest one is coming on Monday (both from Amazon Australia warehouse). Their site is absolute dogshit.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.697262 del
>>697261
>It would be like the fines department trying to up their strategy to increase fines and thinking its acceptable
That's literally what they do.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.697263 del
>>697262
The argument supporting the decision was road safety. The safety statistics didn't reflect that change and they kept flipping the issue until the recent election when the magic signs reappeared. Absolute bullshit.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.697264 del
>>697144
We could try an egg and toast breaky thing.
No Oreo's or zingers until 12:30


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.697265 del
>>697263
Yeah, ours raises the fines every year and expands the number of cameras every week. We're also prohibited from seeing calibration certificates, set up procedures, or equipment designs and manuals.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.697266 del
>Want to get a weights bench so I can lift and help lose weight
>The one at kmart has a max weight of 120kg
>I weigh 122
>JUST


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.697267 del
>>697258
> It is a concern because it would cut the requirement for them to deliver mail within set time frames each we
They are already trialing 3 day week letter delivery in a couple of Sydney suburbs, so that is coming.All they do is pull out the priority letters and parcels which still get 5 day week delivery.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.697268 del
>>697249
Yeah, woke up at 12 then had a nap from 2-4. Big tax.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.697269 del
>>697266
Keep one leg on the floor and you will be under.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.697270 del
>>697266
And that's before you load up a bar


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.697271 del
>>697267
They're doing it all over already. Working from home every day for the last couple of years, I know there are days where the postie has not entered the street at all.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.697272 del
>>697271
More than likely the office is short staffed so they just leave runs instead of filling the positions.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.697273 del
>>697266
Congratulations 120kgNEET.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.697274 del
>>697272
Probably. The regular postie is quite friendly, but I don't want to shit on him or his employer the few times I do speak to him by asking about it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.697275 del
>>697267
Trial is a code word for future change. The trial will be a success in their eyes and they'll implement it as policy, then I speculate it will be once a week delivery next. That too will no doubt be a success.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.697276 del
Online fraud is already to the point where most people and organisations can't manage their shit, but that never comes up when the shift to electronic billing gets discussed.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.697277 del
rare female light horse boonger


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.697278 del
my parcel has been in the sorting facility for 7 days ;_;


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.697279 del
>>697278
neet, that's a toilet not a sorting facility


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.697280 del
>>697278
Probably got kicked into a corner under a table somewhere.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.697281 del
>>697279
few bussys got sorted out in there


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.697282 del
>>697280
or went home on the passenger seat of the truck with pajeet


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.697283 del
>>697277
She's not very light.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.697284 del
>>697283
welcome to clown world


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.697285 del
>>697277
neither has a smle nor a bucket for one on the horse


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.697286 del
Aboriginal heavy cavalry


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.697287 del
>>697225
Having a piss out the door


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.697288 del
>>697277
Surprised they didn't make themselves both the rank of field marshal given they're playing fictitious dress ups


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.697289 del
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>>697286
Day of the spear when?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.697290 del
>>697287
May the wind be at your back.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.697291 del
>>697257
Please don't confalute unfaithful boongery with wholesome bills ragu


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.697292 del
>>697287
I thought maybe his whore ran off when he got naked


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.697293 del
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This Saturday, on womboflix we present the cult film Blue Ruin (2013), the story of a mentally ill vagrant who seeks revenge on the man who murdered his parents decades before.

Then on Sunday, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) - the film, set largely in 1938, Indiana searches for his father, a Holy Grail scholar, who has been kidnapped and held hostage by the Nazis while on a journey to find the Holy Grail.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.697294 del
Possum poked me in the belly and chortled once.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.697295 del
>>697290
Well bantered


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.697296 del
>>697292
I wonder if they have truck height drive thru windows


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.697297 del
In Texas


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.697298 del
>>697294
he does that


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.697299 del
>>697296
Those truck stop places are their only chance to get out.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.697300 del
>in Texas Flood detected
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KC5H9P4F5Uk [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.697301 del
>>697092
Nasty slander.

>>697102
I find it kinda endearing how the first one things about the Abrams.
The rest makes me cringe hard. The autotune they used too and when I think that those women own voice must had to be awful so they were forced to use autotune to make em listenable.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.697302 del
>>697299
Why, when you can piss out the door?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.697303 del
>>697268
When will the right fight camp begin?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.697304 del
>>697279
Well bantered.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.697305 del
Monk might do the breaky challenge with me.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.697306 del
>>697302
After 18 or so hours driving you'd want to get out.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.697307 del
>>697305
Breaky is traditionally a morning thing.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.697308 del
>>697305
whats the breaky challenge?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.697309 del
>>697291
>unfaithful boongery
It was both those things, but it was also wholesome.
>All of us laughing together made it a strangely wholesome feeling while saying goodbye. Like I'd made new friends.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.697310 del
>>697308
You have to finish your cornflakes before the gook lady wanks you off.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.697311 del
>>697307
6pm is the new 6am


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.697312 del
>>697301
*things
sings!!!
Wtf.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.697313 del
>>697301
> first one things about the Abrams.
I got to that part and then it was tab closed and Trev posted.

You are strong to make it further.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.697314 del
>>697313
He lusts after our womenfolk.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.697315 del
>>697307
>>697308
Have a big healthy breakfast to hold you out until lunch. Routine setting.
Avocado on toast and a poached egg. Yoghurt, fruit and granola. Turkey or chicken sausage with all the oil drained off with scrambled eggs.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.697316 del
>>697315
monk hasnt got that kind of money


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.697317 del
>>697316
Monk can have the toast


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.697318 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.697319 del
>>697317
Do they make car toasters, asking for a mate?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.697320 del
>>697293
you forgot tonight


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.697321 del
>>697319
You used to be able to plug adaptors into the ciggarette lighter.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.697322 del
>>697321
you can still get 12v inverters


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.697323 del
Could you poach an egg in the radiator if the car ran hot?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.697324 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.697325 del
>>697323
Egg and pepper was a bush mechanic fix for pinhole radiator leaks.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.697326 del
>>697324
>south australias best beaches


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.697327 del
>>697324
Nice feed.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.697328 del
>>697326
I'm more concerned about the states best bussies


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697329 del
>>697320
You can stream something tonight if you'd like.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697330 del
>>697326
>You've almost died on the Britannia Roundabout multiple times


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697331 del
>>697327
I had to put half in the fridge


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697332 del
>>697313
I listened almost the whole navy part, and skipped some from the air force.

>>697314
Yeah, I need a chick in my life whose ass needs to be hauled by a tank.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697333 del
>>697324
I would be triggered at the idea of getting ink all over my food


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.697334 del
>>697324
OOHH YEEAH


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.697335 del
>>697331
I can take care of it if you like.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.697336 del
>>697333
It's not real newspaper.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.697337 del
>>697335
You couldn't handle it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.697338 del
>>697316
He should go get a food hamper.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.697339 del
>>697309
The most transparent relationship


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.697340 del
>>697333
>ink
Back then they made typefaces out of led. Then wrapped food in those newspapers. Imagine.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.697341 del
>>697338
His two mums should sell him to the doggers at the race track


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.697342 del
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our boy lost 89 pounds https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcJ4sg6uNa8 [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.697343 del
>>697324
Good feed. Keeping any for lunch tomorrow.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.697344 del
>>697341
I read that the phrase "gone to the dogs" literally meant going and living with the stray dogs, like when even the human beggars can't deal with you.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.697345 del
>>697342
He said on TikTok he was posted older videos to trick the peasants and he asks Siri in the clips what the date is. Did he provide any proof that it is a recent date?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.697346 del
>>697342
>over an hour
What the fuck is wrong with cunts


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.697347 del
>>697346
They cunts bro


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.697348 del
>>697329
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TX7VHoZUgXs [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_fVz2N5pVDo [Embed]
these two are about 35 minutes worth


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.697349 del
>>697340
J U S T
Is the tap water in hungary safe to drink?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.697350 del
>>697349
>Is the tap water when thirsty safe to drink?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.697352 del
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This picture is mislabeled.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.697353 del
>>697346
I may have enjoyed watching it if involved three Asian women.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.697354 del
>>697350
you know how to have a pun time


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.697355 del
>>697349
Yes.
In fact 25% of our tap water comes from karst.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.697356 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.697357 del
>>697353
That'd cost $100 for half an hour


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.697358 del
>>697353
Maybe they'd let me film it, for a price.
Home grown monger in Asia.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.697359 del
>>697356
>I tell her that I'll train novice

>>697357
Will I be able to laugh afterwards?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.697360 del
>>697358
>Maybe they'd let me film it, for a price.
Your end stage in all honesty.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.697361 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.697362 del
In ye olden NEET days Cruisey once chastised Weber over his treatment of skanks and now he's spanking them with both hands and filming it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.697363 del
>>697362
I can't remember why I was angry about the pirie slut


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.697364 del
××didn't he tell her parents? **


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.697365 del
>>697363
I can't either tbh, give me a minute and I'll make something up


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.697366 del
>>697363
I recall the reason that was probably it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.697367 del
>>697364
No. He said later he wouldn't do such a thing.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.697368 del
>>697367
I didn't do it, but it certainly triggered Cruisedong.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.697369 del
Let he who has not been wanked by a skank cast the first stone.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.697370 del
I really like the three Asian story as it sounded traumatising for them. This post >>695761 was also a good build up for it. Really kept us on the edge!


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.697371 del
Possum hit me with a stone once.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.697372 del
>>697371
Big stone?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.697373 del
There's 3 rub&tugs in the shops near my place and a fourth that might be a real massage place or maybe just classier.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.697374 del
Been laying in bed all afternoon.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.697375 del
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>>697374
Get a wheelchair.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.697376 del
>>697370
Traumatising yet also wholesome.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.697377 del
>>697376
Exactly! Thank you.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.697378 del
>>697368
>>697367
I don't know what happened.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.697379 del
>>697378
Cruisey had a crush on the Pirie skank from high school and he was plotting to steal the corvette in vengeance at Weber for despoiling his dreams.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.697380 del
Very tired, much work


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.697381 del
>>697370
ArchiveNEET knows whats up 👆


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.697382 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.697383 del
>>697381
>whats up 👆
The character in the true story certainly was until that magical ending.

I re-read it this evening and I like this negotiation strategy
>she started up again about 80, 50, 50 more, so I showed her my $20, I said that's all I have, and gave it to her.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.697384 del
1st of May on Monday. Many of us need to start unfucking ourselves. Biggly.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.697385 del
>>697384
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.697386 del
Telstra is taking the piss, which mobile carrier do neets use/ recommend.
I use data for pretty much everything


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.697387 del
lookin aforward to star wars day


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.697388 del
The day of the Biggly Unfucking.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.697389 del
>>697379
The pirie sluts only fucked the burra boys
Ute driving poofters with mullets, wrangler shirts and southern cross tattoos


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.697390 del
>>697389
You loved from afar then?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.697391 del
Weber's dad is from the barossa


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.697392 del
>>697383
HaggleCo


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.697393 del
>>697386
Woolworths mobile use most of Telstra's network except for the remote/rural areas. It has 30 day prepaid plans (not 28 days that Telstra uses) that you can cancel whenever. $20 is the cheapest one. I heard the support is absolutely terrible, but I haven't had to speak to anyone in the last year I have been with them.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.697394 del
>>697387
>>697388
May the Biggly Unfucking be with us all.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.697395 del
>>697391
>is
was

>barossa
clare


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.697396 del
Possum has an excellent memory.
Cruisedog has a terrible memory.
Both are used to torment Weber.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.697397 del
>>697370
It is something the younger one will tell her great grand children about to make them behave.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.697398 del
>>697393
I'm pretty sure my ISP is offering a $10 a month mobile phone plan. Are there any plans cheaper than that?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.697399 del
>>697397
>if you don't do well at school you will have to ank off neets like your auntie


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.697400 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.697401 del
>>697384
>Biggly.
thats not even a word


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.697402 del
>>697401
Your not a word


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.697403 del
>>697387
May the choke be with you.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.697404 del
>>697390
It was the closest place with a 24/7 maccas
Never knew who you might see


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.697405 del
>>697395
All them wine drinkers look the same to me


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.697406 del
>>697404
We would sometimes run into the wogs at the 24/7 store when we went on munchies runs.
It almost felt like that scene in american movies.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.697407 del
>>697384
Breaky club.
Need not beans cheap healthy breaky options to post pics of.
Garn amp each other up 👆


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.697408 del
>>697396
Chortled


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.697409 del
>>697401
Curious you called out this word and not this >>697291 one ('confalute').
I suspect he was going for either 'conflate' or 'convolute'.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.697410 del
>>697407
I have two bananas and a vat of coffee for breakfast.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.697411 del
>>697409
I think they say confaluting in cowboy films.
>I've had enough of your confaluting words Posso, Go for your gun!


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.697412 del
>>697411
high falutin


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.697413 del
A thousand years of WWWWOTW couldn't help the NEETs.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.697414 del
>>697412
You're just falutin with me now


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.697416 del
>>697413
Many such cases.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.697417 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.697418 del
he didn't put them on


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.697419 del
>>697418
the heels?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.697420 del
>>697418
>>697419
I hope they were the yellow ones.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.697421 del
(1.08 MB 2400x1600 kcI9RPWf.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.697422 del
Please put this on the list for womboflix
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w8e5bBIeL3s [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.697423 del
>>697422
Does she bumfinger that poor duck in midair?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.697424 del
>>697422
he didn't put my videos on


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.697425 del
Have we watched Orgasmo on womboflix?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.697426 del
>>697425
yes
terrible


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.697427 del
>>697420
He looks rather dashing in them.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.697428 del
>>697426
You would have prefered Buck Breaking


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.697429 del
>>697428
probably as it was based on a true story


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.697430 del
Honk Hogan


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.697431 del
>>697429
It is about white men fucking black men in the arse


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.697432 del
remind me to fire projectionistNEET tomorrow


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.697433 del
>>697431
aka the holocaust


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.697434 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)
Ready.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.697435 del
>>697433
No it is literally white on black gay orn


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.697436 del
>>697435
I know I've seen Schnindler's List.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.697437 del
6.58pm and the bin truck finally comes past
disgraceful


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.697438 del
>>697437
Trying to bin you over.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.697439 del
>>697437
Where's he bin?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.697440 del
(86.46 KB 791x647 bum bum.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.697441 del
>>697421
gook night


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.697442 del
>>697440
Did you enjoy HP 23?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.697443 del
>>697406
The glow of the neon


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.697444 del
>>697409
I put it in just for you


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.697445 del
>>697444
Time to conflagrate some choof.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.697446 del
>>697421
Longer skirt, shorter hair


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.697447 del
>>697425
I missed it too.
Clerks 3 is out.
We should watch clerks 1 or mallrats


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.697448 del
Freddy Got Fingered
On the list


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.697449 del
>>697434
Is there a moofie tonight?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.697450 del
>>697447
Cannibal the Musical could be good.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.697451 del
>>697441
I miss the gook night.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.697452 del
>>697445
Garn snifflegasm a choof in


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.697453 del
>>697449
I will be attending the meeting tonight.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.697454 del
>>697453
I'm already naked and hard


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.697455 del
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>>697453
I'm ready


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.697456 del
(253.47 KB 768x800 lubeup.png)


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.697457 del
>>697454
Good way to be ready.

>>697455
You look good.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.697458 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.697459 del
Very angry about digitization, might take out the power grid.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.697460 del
Is someone doing voodoo on my arse?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.697461 del
>>697455
Olive has let herself go.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.697462 del
>>697459
My issue is with cybertronomics.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.697463 del
>>697447
>mallrats
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.697464 del
>>697459
Grab me 30kg electricity before you do.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.697465 del
>>697462
>cybertronomics
Never should have voted for Starscream.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.697466 del
>>697460
It is the gremlins.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.697467 del
>>697462
>cybertronomics
teledildonics


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.697468 del
There is no movie 🎥 on


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.697469 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M50lKtaE8rs [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.697470 del
Why can't movie NEET just add a bunch of NEET suggestion YouTube's to biew


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.697471 del
>>697468
It smells a bit in there too


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.697472 del
>>697470
he needs a few nights off
leave him alone
t. BUM BUM neet


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.697473 del
>>697470
Weber doesn't pay him enough to do technical stuff.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.697474 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=chrkVG7CNIM [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.697475 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uWJ7bhKYsuw [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.697476 del
>>697339
>The most transparent relationship
That's Monk and stepdad.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.697477 del
>>697476
lol good one


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.697478 del
>>697473
I pay him $0 a year, but I'll give him a good reference should he need it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.697479 del
>>697342
>89 pounds
He has lost weight but that number is a joke since he likes to troll another obese Youtuber who is famous for keeping mentioning the time she lost 89 pounds even though she put it all back on and then some more.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.697480 del
>>697346
Really comfy to watch in the background. Nice long video.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.697481 del
listening to cake instead of eating it


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.697482 del
>>697478
You could at least get him a ragu.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.697483 del
>>697481
Let them hear cake


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.697484 del
>>697482
From an Eye-talian restaurant, sure


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.697485 del
>>697483
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FRZzUh9hcTo [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.697486 del
>>697484
Lone Star is the premium experience.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.697487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4 [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.697488 del
>>697480
He's worse than olive


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.697489 del
Might watch Deadwood again.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.697490 del
>>697489
what's it about?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.697491 del
>>697490
A mining town that is on indian land and several states want to take control of.
Cowboy with gangster politics and a lot of swearing and violence, it is really well made though.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.697492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GBBQ3LxyZVM [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.697493 del
They played doki doki waku wake anime Mong shit
Had to leave the cytube.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.697494 del
>>697491
oh ok
I thought it might have been some time travel zombie shit


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.697495 del
>>697493
>They played doki doki waku
I thought you were still talking about your rub and tug threesome.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.697496 del
>>697493
Doesn't sound like HP 23


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.697497 del
>>697491
Does it have tiddies?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.697498 del
>>697497
Yeah, that guy in the meme runs a saloon/brothel.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.697499 del
>>697489
would be a good one for wednesday night tv on womboflix


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.697500 del
>>697498
he looks like the sort of fellow who would call you 'jonathan'


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.697501 del
>>697500
His character in the show is a master of banter.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.697502 del
>>697501
I said that to possum once, he retorted that I was only a master of baiting.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.697503 del
>>697502
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.697504 del
>>697155
Fuck, for real, man - that's so fucking weird...


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.697505 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tc6IT5L3ZSk [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.697506 del
(2.84 MB 4000x3000 IMG_20230427_192434.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.697507 del
>>697506
lol I hope you bought some.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.697508 del
>>697506
It is good to see they honor the executive.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.697509 del
(2.91 MB 4000x3000 IMG_20230427_192502.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.697510 del
>>697508
Having second lunches and second dinners will put me back on the executive list


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.697511 del
>>697505
That is pretty cool. They should not have let the guy with the camera in though. They don't realise the danger.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.697512 del
>>697510
Good feed?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.697513 del
(3.18 MB 4000x3000 IMG_20230427_175208.jpg)
>>697512
Noodres then some karaage chicken


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.697514 del
(4.48 MB 4128x3096 20230427_205503.jpg)
Made beijing noodles, camera did somthing funny


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.697515 del
>tfw from pirie


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.697516 del
>>697514
Looks tasty


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.697517 del
>>697513
Looks good.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.697518 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.697519 del
>>697513
Describe it, looks very good


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.697520 del
neets are eating well


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.697521 del
>>697520
A little too well in some cases.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.697522 del
>>697519
Noodles with all toppings is what the Engrish menu said. It was about $15


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.697523 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.697524 del
Goodnight NEETs
>>697521
🐷 I'm a happy little porker.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.697525 del
>>697524
Gook night


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.697526 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.697527 del
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Can someone please recommend a nice film to watch.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.697528 del
>>697514
Those wide noodles look very appealing.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.697529 del
>>697524
Good night White Piggu NEET.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.697530 del
>>697528
I couldn't eat it without getting it everywhere.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.697531 del
going bed after fruit box


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.697532 del
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>>697531
brush your teefs


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.697533 del
Monk and I have been going fuckin nuts since we found out doctors can’t diagnose you as an imbecile anymore


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.697534 del
>>697527
It's really hard to come up with something genuine. I mean a title of a nice film to watch, that is fairly unknown or underappreciated, not yet seen.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.697535 del
>>697534
I am quite fond of Busty Boong Bitches 27.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.697536 del
Ramen with the lot


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.697537 del
>>697536
lotsa noodles


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.697538 del
>>697528
They're a beijing speciality, made to hold as much sauce as possible.i don't know the name of them.

Next week I'm going to cook something different, not Asian, not eurasian.
Maybe Iranian, iraqi?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.697539 del
>>697537
These are snack foods in Asia, at home Asians tend to eat a huge boel of rice with a bit of random topping.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.697540 del
>>697535
Well that's one of a kind.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.697541 del
>>697527
Comet in Moominland


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.697542 del
>>697538
Cook me a pilaf style rice dish please.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.697543 del
Have a blessed Thursday, Neet Bros!


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.697544 del
Weber?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.697545 del
Possum got slandered once.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.697546 del
>>697545
>once
There has been a coordinated slander campaign against him that has lasted years.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.697547 del
>>697546
I bet Possum is behind it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.697548 del
Guys, what am I supposed ... to do?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.697549 del
>>697548
Wank to Olive, drink, feel woed. That sort of thing, don't worry m8, you'll get used to it.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.697550 del
Do you guys handwash clothes much?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.697551 del
>>697550
Never.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.697552 del
>>697549
If I cum to (with?) Olive, do I cum alone?
I feel too sick to drink or lie down and cum alone and have no money to spend like that anyway.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.697553 del
>>697552
Sounds like you need to have a wank with your neetbros. We'll both start wanking and it won't seem lonely because we'll pretend to be wanking off each other and it won't be gay because we'll both think of Olive.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.697554 del
Jerry Springer has died. He was big when I was a teenager. In some ways he probably changed the culture. Not for the better.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.697555 del
morning bros


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.697556 del
>>697555
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.697557 del
>>697506
Good car stickers.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.697558 del
>>697513
Looks enjoyable.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.697559 del
Morning
Raining heavily


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.697560 del
>>697555
>>697556
Morning NEETs.
1d4chan is back up, it's been gone for 3 months and I'd given up.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.697561 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.697562 del
>>697561
G'morning


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.697563 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.697564 del
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NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.697565 del
need to purchase some margarine


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.697566 del
Wish we had a breakfast club.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.697567 del
>>697566
start posting pictures of your breakfast, maybe other neets will be inspired to do the same


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.697568 del
>>697566
I'll club your breakfast


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.697569 del
might be norty and have an extra coffee


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.697570 del
>>697568
Not in the mood to be disappointed.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.697571 del
>>697566
You wouldn't commit to breakfast club. You'd last a day or two at most.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.697572 del
>>697571
That's why it's a 'challenge'.
We'd all fail but it'd probably be good for us to try.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.697573 del
Who you were in Breakfast Club is not who you were in the rest of the world. A guy came to Breakfast Club for the first time, his arse was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.697574 del
The fight club was just an allegory for being gay, the 'clubs' were just meant to be a thinly veiled version of gay bars and bathhouses.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.697575 del
>>697574
Breakfast is too early in the day for homosexual behavior.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.697576 del
>>697574
That sounds like something a faggot would come up with.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.697577 del
>>697569
You earned it!


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.697578 del
I hate the peer pressure here.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.697579 del
45g all bran. 250ml skim milk. Glass of OJ.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.697580 del
Post your breakfast, Cruisedog


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.697581 del
Bacon but no eggs


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.697582 del
A light breakfast of cheesy pasta and potatoes this morning


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.697583 del
>>697578
Better than pear pressure


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.697584 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.697585 del
>>697580
I'm not prepared
I'll scramble an egg.
Breakfast is hard to eat


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.697586 del
>>697585
I knew you were going to fuck me


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.697587 del
>>697586
He probably saw the Asian woman on the receipt and lost focus.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.697588 del
I love our breakfast club


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.697589 del
his toast isn't cooked


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.697590 del


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.697591 del
Weber's colon will thank me tomorrow.
I'll need to get some juice for tomorrow.
Think I'll try to skip the coffee too.
My tummy is gurgling, it's not used to feed in the morning.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.697592 del
>>697579
What kind of TV is that remote from?


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.697593 del
Just had some chicken it was awesome. Also avoid Japs and Koreans they eat dogs.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.697594 del
>>697591
It'll be falling out of you soon.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.697595 del
>>697593
Are you participating in the breakfast club?
Chicken so I've been told is an acceptable breaky meat.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.697596 del
>>697592
That looks like a Cool Zone! remote.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.697597 del
>>697596
The black one.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.697598 del
I'm getting gassy. Need to wage on in an hour.
Having second thoughts.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.697599 del
>>697592
The white one is for the Cool Zone.
The black one is for a Sony Bravia.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.697600 del
>>697598
>Having second thoughts.
Take the day off and have another breakfast.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.697601 del
>>697554
I always liked his show.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.697602 del
>>697579
Nice healthy breaaky.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.697603 del
>>697588
Looks good.


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.697604 del
>>697597
racist


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.697605 del
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>>697601
It was basically /ausneets/


NEET 04/27/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.697606 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12022419/JK-Rowling-final-say-Harry-Potter-new-ten-year-HBO-TV-series.html
>the author will personally approve all of the key castings in the forthcoming series
good


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.697607 del
do some posts you fucken niggers


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.697608 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.697609 del
>>697608
*shakes fist at you*


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.697610 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.697611 del
Watch some mongs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyMDM0uJui4 [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.697612 del
Might do a really good post later on.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.697613 del
>>697610
Well tower posted.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.697614 del
>>697612
I have my doubts, but I will try and keep an open mind.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.697615 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.697616 del
>>697615
Anon got told he stinks by his mum.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.697617 del
>>697614
Not sure I will now, it would have been a really good post too it would have made NEETs stare into the distance and ponder.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.697618 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.697619 del
so much for all the fucking rain predicted
bright sunny skies


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.697620 del
just remembered i got leftover schnitty for lunch


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.697621 del
>>697620
Enjoy.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.697622 del
Olive hasn't uploaded a jig today :(


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.697623 del
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ffs, just went to a bulk billing clinic to get my ears cleaned of ear wax. Dr pajeet took me to the filthiest looking nurses room I've ever seen. There was stuff smudged on the table, and a nurse was doing something with a syringe and I was afraid she was going to accidentally knock dr pajeet and he'd stab be in the eardrum. Pajeet didn't put his instruments on a sterile tray, and I have a suspicion they weren't even clean and sterile before he stuck them in my ear. Absolutely never going back there.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.697624 del
>>697623
But are your ears clean now?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.697625 del
>>697624
they're just gonna clog up again. I know some pajeets are ok doctors, but some clearly are not.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.697626 del
Sober, untaxxed and out of bed before 11. Finally feeling normal again.
Mood ruined by seeing women on r/stopdrinking talk about how they miss promiscuous drunk sex.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.697627 del
>>697626
>Words can’t describe how many dudes I’ve given herpes to while I was drunk.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.697629 del
>>697626
Did you think about killing them to cheer yourself up?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.697630 del
Can't ever go back to that bulk billing clinic. I need to get a part time job to bring in some money. What could I get neets?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.697631 del
>>697623
Dr pajeet always delivers.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.697632 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.697633 del
>>697630
Stacking shelves or a kitchen hand or something like that.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.697634 del
>>697630
Debt recovery


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.697635 del
>>697629
I think about abusing them sexually when they're intoxicated


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.697636 del
>>697633
is it hard to get a nightfill job at coles or woolies?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.697637 del
>>697636
I don't think they do night fill anymore. Woolies shelf stackers seem to be blocking every aisle when I go there.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.697639 del
>>697635
That's just giving them what they want, isn't it?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.697640 del
>>697626
You should watch or do something pleasurable.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.697641 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.697642 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.697643 del
>>697642
naaaaaaaaw


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.697644 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.697646 del
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Feed


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.697647 del
Possum fired an avocado seed at me out of his shanghai once


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.697648 del
>>697646
Photogenic feed.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.697649 del
Photogenic sneed


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.697650 del
>>697646
That's not food.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.697651 del
>>697650
What do you call it then, stupid?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.697652 del
ben shapiro has the stupidest voice ever


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.697653 del
the body is still warm


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.697654 del
i take my shirt off when i eat


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.697655 del
>>697630
Become a doctor


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.697656 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.697657 del
Mong wranglers are deebly goncerning


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.697658 del
>>697657
He new, he new!


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.697659 del
>>697658
You listen to the shit they say and it's clear isolation from normal people and a work culture driven by literal retards gets to them.
I'm not surprised these people end up fucking the mongs and doing bizarre shit on their days off


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.697660 del
The first step on the journey to becoming a mong is to be a mong herder.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.697661 del
>tfw never got to do bizarre shit


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.697663 del
>>697659
I don't think he gets time off. I think he's like a kettle boiling up, releasing pressure here and there with Asian women. The kettle may explode one day.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.697664 del
>>697662
Sometime I don't have to be afraid of


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.697665 del
>>697664
You can also receive it, just not give it. And who cares if a bunch of promiscuous women and fags get throat cancer anyway?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.697666 del
dickhead a couple of doors down is revving the fuck out of a 2 stroke and making me angry


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.697667 del
>>697666
Bad home area problem


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.697668 del
Sometimes wish I was a gamer, just so I'd have people to hang with online on nights like this.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.697669 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.697670 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.697671 del
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🚂


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.697672 del
>>697670
I'll buy on the way back to my hotel after second dinner, they'll be vile


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.697673 del
>>697671
TOOT! TOOT!


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.697674 del
This Japan NEET is going to need two seats on the flight back.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.697675 del
>>697674
One for him and one for my qt?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.697676 del
>>697671
Platform Nip and Three Quarters.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.697677 del
>>697676
Well bantered.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.697678 del
>>697669
Grab me a pack please.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.697679 del
>>697669
get me some pocky muthafocka


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.697680 del
>>697679
a pack of 3d girls for me please


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.697681 del
>>697676
lol, now I'm thinking about a jap Hagrid.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.697682 del
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
I got a love and I know that it's all mine, oh, oh-oh


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.697683 del
>>697682
Do what you want but you're never gonna break me
Possum tried and he couldn't even rape me


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.697684 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.697686 del
>>697683
Take me away (Take me away)
A secret place (A secret place)
A sweet escape (A sweet escape)
Breakfast Club (Breakfast Club)


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.697687 del
Thinking of going shopping.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.697688 del
>>697687
Wouldn't mind getting out and about myself, but my best trackies are in the wash


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.697689 del
>>697687
30kg turtle meat thanks.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.697690 del
>>697625
Stop flushing the toilet, it'll just get full of poo again.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.697691 del
>>697630
Ear cleaner.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.697692 del
>>697663
Put the kettle in the pot.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.697693 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.697694 del
>>697692
What if the pot cracks?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.697695 del
>>697694
Put the pieces in the kettle


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.697696 del
>>697695
Their smaller hands will be useful with that task.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.697697 del
got 2 steak sangas
fish shop ladies are concerned about the niggers hanging around in the carpark


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.697698 del
>>697697
Who is having the other sanga?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.697699 del
>>697698
I had both of them


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.697700 del
>>697698
Nigger tax.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.697701 del
>>697697
Yeah I'd be keeping on eye on them as well.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.697702 del
>Saved to Watch Later
>Is never watched later


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.697703 del
>>697701
There were two groups of them, maybe 8 or 9 each, milling about in the carpark and by the entrance to the shops.
One of the women said it was getting to be a regular thing and that some of the oldies had said they felt intimidated


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.697704 del
>>697703
Sounds like claymore time.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.697705 del
going to put my trackies on and crack a rum and get ready for womboflix


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.697706 del
>>697705
I hope all the arse smell cleared out.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.697707 del
>>697706
of my trackies or the cinema?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.697708 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.697709 del
>>697708
you'll be right


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.697710 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.697711 del
Should eat somthing


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.697712 del
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>>697710
Ready.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.697713 del
Who has Monk bet on in the footy?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.697714 del
>>697713
Good question.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.697715 del
>>697713
He could start blackmailing the teams at this stage.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.697716 del
>>697705
>womboflix
not tonight


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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.697719 del
>>697718
>>697717
Cruisey could vocaroo a book for us.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.697720 del
no olive
no womboflix
this is heckin bullshit


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.697721 del
Good suggestion for UMM PTY LTD


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.697722 del
>>697721
should tell sisterbot about that


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.697723 del
>>697722
there's only one place listed and "Our current menu is closed for orders - sorry you missed out. Sign up to get on the list to receive our next menu to your inbox as soon as it opens."
so it's a load of bullshit


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.697724 del
>>697713
I've run out of money.
Broke until next cenno payment in 8 days


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.697725 del
>>697724
probably a good thing
no gambling and no booze


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.697726 del
>>697724
NEET life.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.697727 del
>>697723
Hopefully it gets bigger and reopens. Probably worth keeping an eye on.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.697728 del
>>697724
What will you do for sleep?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.697729 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.697730 del
>>697724
Can you play a musical instrument? You could take up busking.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.697731 del
>>697729
Poor mong


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.697732 del
>>697721
Cool. I've seen a few other ones like that but that looks easier.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.697733 del
>>697721
>There are no Cooks in your area (yet)

Fucking faggot Cunt


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.697734 del
>>697733
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8 [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.697735 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.697736 del
>>697733
many such cases


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.697737 del
T O O
M A N Y
C O O K S


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.697739 del
>>697738
It takes a lot to make a stew.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.697740 del
>>697739
At the NEET Commune we shall all put in one ingredient each.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.697741 del
This is lame
I wanna gamble


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.697742 del
Carn powah. Carn pear.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.697743 del
>>697741
just pretend you made a bet and then look at the going odds and work out what you made if it came good


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>>697741
How much is your car worth?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.697746 del
>>697743
I worked with a guy who did that with the horses as a hobby, I think he was a reformed gambler.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.697747 del
>>697745
A few political donations from TAB, Sportbet et al and it will all blow over.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.697748 del
>>697744
Probably 6 grand. That would be a huge return on a hefty multi


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.697749 del
>>697748
>on a hefty multi
you've learned nothing from your losses over the past month or so


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.697750 del
>>697748
>huge return on a hefty multi
Go for it!


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.697751 del
>>697748
Give you $2 grand on a coin flip, double or nothing.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.697752 del
>>697740
We shall all put in beans


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.697753 del
Tab closed, can't be fucked watching without money on it


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.697754 del
>>697753
Perhaps you need a non-traditional wage like onlyfans. Then you can start investing again.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.697755 del
>>697744
he looks slim


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.697756 del
forgot to eat vegies again today


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.697757 del
Watching the league of extraordinary gentlemen


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.697758 del
>>697756
Metamucil.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.697759 del
>>697757
a good fillum


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.697760 del
>>697757
terrible movie, even after 2 decades I still resent the 90 minutes of my life I wasted on it


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.697761 del
>>697757
>the league of extraordinary gentlemen
5.8/10 on imdb. An absolute stinker. Notorious.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.697762 del
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Are any of you NEETs into cowboy films?
I quite like the spaghetti western style but not the john wayne sort of ones.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.697763 del
>>697762
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.697764 del
WHO SAID THAT?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.697765 del
>>697762 (good Pepe)
I have not seen too many of those type of films, in theory I like them though.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.697766 del
>>697761
I will not stand to hear possum spoken of like this.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.697767 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.697768 del
>>697765
The Good,the Bad and the Ugly could be a good womboflix one day.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.697769 del
Does anyone have the drawing of Possum eating KFC and saying "vile slander!"?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.697770 del
>>697768
I have seen that one.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.697771 del
is that dungeons and dragons movie in the cinema at the moment supposed to be any good


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.697772 del
>>697771
7.6/10 on imdb. Pretty good rating for that sort of movie.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.697773 del
Still haven't eaten


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.697774 del
>>697771
some say it is, some say not


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.697775 del
>>697773
how much do you weigh?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.697776 del
wish I had some bros to eat garlic bread with on friday nights


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.697777 del
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Quads for frog wizard. End the Possum slander. Keep our marsupial comfy.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.697778 del
>>697776
some friends would be good


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.697779 del
>>697776
Put an ad on gumtree. Garlic bread friends wanted.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.697780 del
>>697777
Thanks frog Wizard.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.697781 del
Contemplating getting a bag. What say you?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.697782 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.697783 del
>>697775
My appetite is gone


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.697784 del
>>697781
No. Get some cereal, milk, and fruit juice for tomorrow's breakfast instead.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.697785 del
>>697781
I say no.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.697786 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.697787 del
>>697784
>>697785
Fucking hell, you are meant to talk me in to engaging in vice, not out of. I won't get one then.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.697788 del
>>697787
Good decision NEET.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.697789 del
I miss drinking.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.697790 del
>>697789
That's nice.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.697791 del
It's recorded in Cook's journal that Endeavour arrived in what's now known as Botany Bay on 29 April 1770.
After selecting suitable beach, a longboat was dispatched towards shore with a landing party.
From that longboat, before the very first English person had set foot on Sydney soil, Cook's party grew bored with failed attempts to communicate with a group of Aboriginal people on the shore, and muskets were fired from the boat, injuring one.
So tomorrow is 253 years since the first attempt at shooting an abbo


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.697792 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.697793 del
being a plumber must be a shit job


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.697794 del
>>697793
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.697795 del
ok, well a terrible job with lots of shit. Why would anyone do it?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.697796 del
>>697792
>>697790
Fuck off you unpleasant cunt.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.697797 del
>>697795
Because there is money in it. Like how the mummybot of the neet that rates posts sells her pussy to boongs for cigarettes.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.697798 del
>>697762
Yeah, Lee Van Cleef is my favourite


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.697799 del
>>697795
It is a well paying job and not particularly difficult.
They are so in demand these days that a lot of them refuse to do the really dirty jobs.


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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.697801 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.697802 del
>>697799
It is fairly well respected amongst the working class as well.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.697803 del
>>697768
NEETs don't have the attention span.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.697804 del
might retire to the couchbed


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.697805 del
>>697791
The first successful attempt.
Cook was pretty cool, I was watching a thing about him a while back.
Made sure to have lots of veggies on board like sauerkraut to stop the men getting scurvy.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.697806 del
should've gotten some yummy garlic bread rather than those beans. Possum was right all this time. Life's too short to waste on food that isn't garlic bread.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.697807 del
>>697806
He would complain about your garlic bread choice


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.697808 del
he wont have cereal tomorrow


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.697809 del
>>697808
Embrace the breakfast club


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.697810 del
>>697777
Cheers Froggy


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.697811 del
Weber sniped a north terrace boong from the boot of the corvette once.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.697812 del
>>697806
There were garlic bread shapes on special the other at Coles. Looked pretty vile.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.697813 del
>>697809
>breakfast club
another terrible movie


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.697814 del
Womboflix films tend to be awful.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.697815 del


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.697816 del
>>697815
Vespa?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.697817 del
>>697813
It is a classic.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.697818 del
Ridley Scott directed Master and Commander once.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.697819 del
>>697818
>Ridley Scott
Poor mans James Cameron.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.697820 del
YOU CUM NOW!


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.697821 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.697822 del
tee hee


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.697823 del
>>697818
that was peter weir you mong


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.697824 del
There is trickery afoot.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.697825 del
Might visit BWS.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.697826 del
Is the hmas bounty movie with mel gibson any good?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.697827 del
>>697823
Fuck off mate, a neet at womboflix said it was Ridley Scott. I trust him over you.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.697828 del
>>697826
Never heard of it but if it has Mel, probably. Although he was in Lethal Weapon 2 which was pretty gay.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.697829 del
>>697823
peter weir married maggie beer and their kid was queer


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.697830 del
>>697824
anelbow


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.697833 del
My thread is better


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.697834 del
>>697833
No old.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.697835 del
But I was one minute slower alas


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.697836 del
What sort of wine would Jesus want me to get? I was think rose because it is more like his blood?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.697837 del
>>697836
Vat 69


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.697838 del
>>697836
He would want you to stay sober NEET.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.697840 del
>>697838
Why is that? He talks about drinking a lot?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.697841 del
HMAS Dan Murphy


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.697842 del
>>697838
I wonder if he could get you drunk just by turning a bit of your blood to wine.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.697843 del
MASS SLANDER OUTBREAK


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.697844 del
INTERSPECIES MARSUPIAL BUMRASH INFECTIONS


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.697845 del
>>697842
That would probably cause you to go into cardiac arrest.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.697846 del
>>697842
That was Dan, he healed the goonshakes of Monk the Mong.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.697849 del
>>697846
That was after Craig and the BWS guy just walked by and left him there on the roadside.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.697851 del
They say a rolling stone gathers no moss but what fucking good is moss anyway?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.697854 del
Dan, Craig and Ross, the three wise men. Brought gifts of wine, beer and spirits.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.697855 del
Fuck, this thread has heaps of posts to go. What are you mongs doing in the other two?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.697856 del
IT'S GOT TO BE BUM RASH BY NOW


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.697857 del
>>697851
Ian Moss had some good songs.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.697858 del
>>697855
Bumping it in front of the other one


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.697860 del
OLIVE'S GASH


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.697861 del
>>697857
Let's run him over with a stone.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.697862 del
Hungry but it is too late to eat anything.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.697863 del
ABORIGINAL SPELUNKING ADVENTURES


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.697864 del
MONKS CASH


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.697865 del
>>697862
You will turn into a gremlin


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.697866 del
>>697865
A hot gremlin like Olive?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.697867 del
>>697866
Nah one of the yoda on crack ones


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.697868 del
Good game of footy. Final quarter. Carn pear.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.697871 del
Greeks used pebbles to wipe their bums.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.697872 del
>>697871
Imagine the smell.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.697874 del
>>697871
Imagine the rash.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.697876 del
>>697786
CLEAN IT UP


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.697877 del
Eating strange things. Nothing really in fridge


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.697878 del
bottleo man said "make sure you don't run out". Is he having a go at me? I am pretty sure he recognises me.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.697879 del
>>697878
Your shame has made you paranoid.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.697880 del
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NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.697881 del
About to try the cabernet merlot. I hope I like it.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.697882 del
Oh fuck, it's awful.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.697883 del
>>697879
I got two bottles of 750ml wild turkeys and the bearded fella with a head tattoo gave me a nod


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.697884 del
It was 80 for a litre
Or 50 for 750ml


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.697885 del
>>697883
There are lots of face and neck tattoos in northern Adelaide.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.697886 del
New Nicolas Cage movie is him as S vampire


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.697887 del
How did Cambodians come across cattle?
They live in flood plains.
I don't think cows would live there naturally.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.697889 del
>>697887
Water buffalo m8.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.697890 del
I've been making myself sip it but it is fucking dreadful. So rich and there is a bit of a salty aftertaste? Thinking I might need to cut it with lemonade.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.697891 del
>>697890
Add lemonade and ice.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.697892 del
>>697887
They get walruses and dress them up as cows.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.697893 del
>>697890
Semen? Chris used to mix his with fanta.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.697894 del
>>697889
They look like little milk cows. With horns.
I didn't think about them. Were they bred by Asians?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.697895 del
>>697890
What did you and up geyting?


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.697896 del
>>697894
>milk cows
Dairy cows you fucking minda.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.697897 del
>>697895
Banrock Station: Cabernet Merlot
I wanted to try something new, very bad idea. Should've stuck with the moscato.


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.697898 del
New Thread: >>697831
New Thread: >>697831
New Thread: >>697831

New Thread: >>697831
New Thread: >>697831
New Thread: >>697831


NEET 04/28/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.697899 del
>>697896
Dairy milk chocolate cows.



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