Shiraz Cabernet or Cabernet Merlot? Please tell me which neets.

Garn the Cabernet Merlot. Bye noots. Let us hope I don't get raped by a pack of meffed up boongs again.

I liked the other one more.

>>697873
When are you going back to the rub and tug?

>>697873
He copied my pepe and post for this one too.
This must be how Posso feels.

My bum bum was itchy so I scratched it

>>697891
How does the ice help?

>>697900
Good smell?

>>697901
It wakes you up from the booze.

>>697888
I’ve lost track of the number of threads created using frogs I posted

>>697904
34.

>>697902
I gave it a wash and got a little bit of blood on the flannel

Another NEET fallen to the bum rash lifestyle.
RIP.

>cab merlot
I've only had Merlot twice and didn't like it

The taste is still fairly bad but somewhat tolerable with the lemonade. Maybe if I drink enough of it I will start to enjoy it.

Milk cow

You all need to stop drinking $5 wine

Neets should just stick with white goon or weber approved moscato.

>>697911
This was $12 for 2L.

Pink moscato reminds Weber of the blood on his chux

Hiss

>>697913
$4.50 then, my apologies

>>697912
He's a man of culture. A $20 cab say from mclaren vale.

>>697839
One day she will be mine. One day.

>>697918
I'll give you 2 grand for her.

>>697919
You don’t have 2 cents munk

>>697921
He will if he wins the coin toss for his car.

>>697918
I found her first. I was a follower back when she had about 3000 followers.

>>697921
He will if freo kick the first two goals before quarter time, and that Brisbane will win by at least 6 goals.

>>697923
They all get a go before you then.

>>697923
It’s not who she goes to the party with, it’s who she leaves with

>>697925
Pretty conservative by today's standards.

>>697926
The guy with the cocaine.

>>697928
Weber will tell her he has the latest unreleased can of Mondster out in the Corvette and invite her for a sip.

Maybe Olive secretly fantasises about being Communal gf for a bunch of stinky NEETs and the only thing holding the dream back is asking her.

>>697931
Could be. A lot of women confess to the whole center-of-attention pornstar gang bang fantasy thing.

>>697932
Just needs a peg for her nose and one of those sleep masks.

>>697932
Then they get their arses gaped and find Jesus.

The merlot is vile. I regret buying it. What should I do with it?

>>697936
Buttchug

>>697936
Mix it with lemonade. You’ll find a ratio you can palate

>>697936
Chug it down the alcohol will still do its job.

>>697936
Gift it to female room mate

Ernie Dingle

>>697940
She wouldn't want it. She likes sweeter things. We have quite similar tastes in rose.
>>697938
I have found a drinkable ratio but it is still not enjoyable the way even golden oak fruity white is.

>>697940
Isn't she pregnant?

>>697936
Mix it with goga/bibsi cola.

I forgot to tell you before, the reason that female room-mate was crying was because she was stressed about a uni assignment and not anything actually interesting.
>>697943
No, she seems fine now. I think she was just sick. She has a weak immune system.

>>697944
You jest, but there is a coke and red wine cocktail, whose name I forget

>>697946
lol bloody women

>>697946
That is much less interesting.

>>697942
You could also use it as a cooking wine for spag bog etc

>>697947
My ex liked red wine with fruit juice and ice in hot weather.
It tasted nice but it gave me dodgy guts.

>>697947
No jest. It's common to drink red wine with * cola.
It's called Hunter. In theory every ratio has it's own name.

>>697952
Oh the wonders of the Uralic languages.

>>697951
Sangria. Another option for Davo if he can wait until tomorrow

>>697954
Your a lic

>>697955
That's the one, couldn't remember the name.
She drank it from a giant glass that I think was meant for sundaes.

>>697954
A pal of mine called 1:4 gola:wine ratio "Detonator" all the time.

I have officially swapped the light summer quilt for the heavy winter one. Flannelette sheets on too.

I stuffed two pillows into one pillow case. I need more support.

I haven't had a pillow on my bed in half a decade.

>>697961
Explain your sleeping arrangement please.

>>697962
I use my dressing gown as a pillow.

insomnia is fucking up my life again - what have I done to deserve this?

>>697963
How often do you wash it?

>>697964
>what have I done to deserve this?
You have probably not treated your body well. You have not taken care of yourself.

The longer I have lived in this BAD HOME AREA, the higher my threshold for getting up to look out the window at on-street disturbances has become.
At this point I would have to hear gunshots and blood-curdling screams.

>>697965
Every month or so.

>>697967
Deros here are always having domestics.

>>697969
They have no shame. They do it all out on the street.

>>697970
Street sex?

>>697971
It wouldn't surprise me.

I really want to have a neetup some time.

>>697973
Where do you live?

>>697975
Weber will take you for a drive in the corvette.

>>697977
Lazy eye.

I am the 3am NEET. Its raining.

Noodres at 4 am

>>697839
Handsome fella.

>>697831
I liked The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

>>697964
Invested too heavily into gambling?

morning neets, kept waking up through the night but eventually got 8 hours sleep and feel ok now

>>697980
Good?

>>697984
Good morning NEET.

>>697985
>>697986
Morning

>>697987
Your colon loves me.

>>697987
It's the strength you need for Bill.

I like seeing the Cool Zone! remote.

>>697990
>Bill
big sigh

it's going to be one of those fucken days

>>697991
I reckon it's Bill's shout for lunch.

>>697992
Lamb Ragu?

>>697994
lets just say it hasn't started well

>Air Chief Marshal the Lord Peach has been appointed to carry the Sword of Mercy. #Coronation
cut my head off daddy

>>697995
You need to have a laugh
>Elephant goes bananas! Woman gets smashed by giant animal after teasing it with fruit
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12025549/Elephant-goes-bananas-Woman-gets-smashed-giant-animal-teasing-fruit.html

>>697997
pity it didnt crush her head like a melon

>>697998
Good things come to those who wait.

>>698000
>>698001
Lovely images.

My contribution to breakfast club. Unlike other neets I am far too busy with important neet shitposting to try and make it aesthetic.

>>698003
you forgot to butter your toast

>>698003
Good selection.

Forgot to get juice yesterday

>>698003
>>698003
Good wholegrains

>>698004
I've never actually been into margarine or butter
>>698005
Thank you. The aldi low carb bread is very filling and keeps me going until lunchtime.

>>698008
You sound like a seasoned veteran of breakfast clubbing

Finished. That was difficult.

>>698010
Good work NEET.
It'll be easy coming out.

>>698011
I wanted to lay down but I think it might come back up.

Morning NEETs, I slept for over 9 hours.
Cannot remember the last time that hapened.

>>698003
Good brekky.

>>698006
You need something to moisten it.

>>698013
Good morning NEET.

Monk?

>>698017
3/10 is quite good by NEET standards.

>>698018
It also reminds that this site has a few days left in their free site wide trial. Some things are good, others are okay and shit:
https://www.pluralsight.com/

>>698019
Nope it seems to be a scam, sorry. You get to see a few things free only.

>>698017
lmao

where are the mods today?

Not a fan of these big fibrous poos.

>>698023
Falling out of you?

Osaka deez nuts

>>698026
That bus is driving on the water!

I predict that several of our NEETs will be ill by this evening.
Their systems will be overwhelmed by the healthy breakfasts.

went out for a short walk in my thongs with bare toes. Didn't realise how cool it was. When I got back my toes were numb. Now they feel funny. I'm such a mong I can't even be trusted to leave the house without getting into trouble.

its 10:25 am and i'm already blind drunk

>>698028
Fuckn Bill needed to stop at McDolans on the way back from Bunnings. I declined food, informing him that I had eaten a proper breakfast upon rising.

>>698031
Bill the burger bludger

>>698030
Early day or late night?

>>698032
We had to wait in a waiting bay for his fancy muffin and coffee too. Most displeased.

>>698033
i woke up 5 hours ago

>>698013
do any neets sleep only a few hours a night?

>>698034
he abuses your good nature, you should start beating him with a stick and only feed him thin gruel till all the work is fone.

You see this, Monk? Premium. Premium.

>>698037
*done

>>698036
I have patches were it gets like that, everything gets a bit blurry.

>>698027
GTA Vice City cheat.

Now he’s shitting in my toilet after making me angry with his drilling skills.

>>698038
kek

I’m not even going to install the bits that stop kids accidentally hanging themselves on the cords. That’s a feature.

>>698044
Based.

Mates I got to tell you Niggers are the worst. Dog eating Asians are bad too. They're like an overpopulated hive that needs to be culled. It's a shame right the entire planet is choosing self destruction.

https://www.worldometers.info/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY [Embed]

>>698046
Are you here to sign up with UMMpty?

Jingle bells
Cruisey smells
Weber did a poo
Posso doesn't post here
So he won't give this a (you)

>>698046
I AM STILL LIVING WITH YOUR GHOOST

>>698047
I like that website he provided us. I am going to keep it open while I play Yuri's Revenge.

>>698049
You Aussie counts come from my sperm. I am Ophi D Arctur himself you know. That's to say you cunts are my sons. Hahahaha!!!! Eugenics works yes let's kill more people. Hitler was a great man.

Love you fags,

David

>>698050
There must be a huge bounty on such a magnificent mong though.

I suspect he is neither PostieNEET nor david as they are both dead.

>>698053
I'm not dead you were lied to. It's okay everyone lies about me. Fact of the matter is I am very much alive. I will provide crests of my Bloodline heritage for anyone if you want proof. I hide nothing.

>>698054
You are a shitsnake go away.

>>698055
No I'm not a snake. Not a reptilian a skesis a fallen Draco. You're all welcome to learn if you want too. But I don't think you all would like what you find out. You all come from my sperm everyone of you.

Bill is shitting again

>>698056
My Bloodline if from Ancient Atlantis and Ancient Lemuria it dates back 500,000 years. You're all my kids. Don't worry the negro line goes back 425,000 years they aren't me.

Is our BO around?

>>698057
More interesting than this new persona.

>>698061
I shall be there with popcorn.

about to shit myself
Need to take it easy with the coffees in future. Every morning is the same. Five to eight coffees and a poo an explosive poo.

>>698064
>five to eight
A good price for a poo

Bill took me to lunch. Pastie and a small strawberry milk. Exciting stuff.

Dinner was too spicy. My arse is burning.

>>698066
Does he follow a strict tradie diet?

>>698068
I haven't had a chiko roll in ages.

>>698066
Very nice.

>>698068
No he follows some made up Bill medical advice. He thought his sausage McMuffin was bad, despite shitting 5 minutes after he ate when it couldn’t have digested that fast. So he wanted a pre-made sandwich for lunch from Vilis.

I didn’t poo yesterday and that gigantic schnitzel I had that filled the pizza box and two bowls of all bran and a pasty and whatever else I ate are knocking quite violently on my back door. Sitting down to keep it pushed in. Too scared to fart.

>>698071
Knock knock knock, knocking at my back door.

neets this may be a mong question but when you microwave a frozen feedpack do you use defrost or just cook it full power? I do full power but I've noticed some of my plastic containers have little melted bits around the rim

>>698073
Personally, I'd transfer them to the fridge the night before and then you're only warming it when you eat.

Rimworld is fucking brutal sometimes.
Had an electrical fault random event happen right next to a 2 year old and it blew their arm and face off and now everyone is unhappy about it.

>>698028
I didnt even have a coffee

>>698031
Make him feel like a fatty

>>698038
Mogged.
Is that your tag on the other paper?
Have you seen a tag symbol of a z of it might be a backwards f?
I've seen it a few places.

That looked like a 7,but it's similar to that

>>698079
That was me beginning to add up 95 and 16 on paper before calling myself a retard and doing it in my head.
I have seen that symbol about the place I think.

>>698042
I've had some practice drilling NEETs holes, they're always off centre.

>>698047
It sounds like one of those meetings

>>698057
>>698056
You come from bills turd

>>698074
None of us are that organised

>>698076
Shit in it and plaster up.

>>698087
Motherbat used to put my breakfast chipolatas and chicken patties out to defrost for breakkay when I lived with her.

>>698082
I saw a sticker with it on a green cup. I think there's one near the bottle recycling place on Phillip hwy

>>698089
Some of the NEETs sound like dotty old ladies.

See how we're the only up and chipper?
Breakfast club of champions.
I presume the other breaky friend is the runescape one.

>>698089
in the fridge or outside at room temperature?

>>698093
In the fridge in summer.
On the sink in the middle of winter

1 hour and 35 minutes until I can poo in peace

>>698094
That might be a good way to keep the rent down.

Might try and register a couple of my poos as retarded Sudanese children and get their NDIS money.

fukn toney coney is back

Get me a sherby one please?

>>698102
not moving in case i shit myself

>>698103
You can keep the choc with nut sprinkles for yourself

he just haaaaaad to make me eat cereal

>>698100
Ted Bullpit was claiming allowances for two concrete boongs in his front yard called neville and spearchucker.

>>698103
You have become an organic claymore.

One loud noise and he will go off.

Fuck I hate this lisping half-breed gay wop cunt.
>A public housing advocate just interrupted Albanese's presser: "Let's talk about housing, prime minister"
>Albanese: "I think you've had your say"
>He shuts her down then talks about how excited he is to attend Kyle Sandilands' wedding
>"I enjoy weddings"

>>698109
The company one keeps..

If you take an average of $2.3k per sq/m for building and build 100sq/m flats (so $230k per flat), you could build over 1,000 affordable homes with just the money the federal government is throwing at a stadium that nobody asked for, and that willl only benefit the AFL (a private corporation).

>>698066
Lucky NEET.

>>698111
Making a donation to the AFL ensures that they'll push his abbo voice propaganda before and after every game.

>>698076
KEK

>>698109
kek

>>698111
I agree it is wasteful. It is disgusting that the money can be found for such a project. Not like they themselves were anticipating a large influx of people this year.
>Record migration revealed: 400,000 to arrive this year
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/record-migration-revealed-400-000-to-arrive-this-year-20230428-p5d437.html

f>>698105
That was one of several options.

>>698117
>f>>
Search for me!

>>698109
He should ask him who pays him and remind the advocate is as big of a leech as anyone else.

>>698117
Make him eat a bga of dried apricots tomorrow morning.

>>698111
Footy oval can recoop costs.

>>698116
Wasn't the 400,000 number already revealed? I thought this was old news, AnAl taking almost double the intake?

Wondering if Weber will last the last half hour.

>>698118
If i type in the top text box, i need to delete it from the floating text box

Half way through Stand Up Guys.
Need to leave for the next wage.

>>698123
When the most recent national cabinet between whenever it was. The statistic was leaked from a paper saying the expected intake was a new record. It was already expected to be high from previous whatever.

The leak was probably to embarrass the Federal government. Given the extremely low rate of vacancies across Australia, these migrants are going to live somewhere but its not a demand pressure pushing up rents, according to many. The question posed to AnAl about housing is becoming too hard to avoid.

>>698126
Big wage?

Cup of rosehip tea and 2 Macadamia Shortbread bikies.

>>698124
It's getting bloody close.
Neighbour came by asking to borrow my hammer drill.

>>698128
Yeah, did a few hours this morning too.

Apologising to them reaffirms that they are old ladies. If they werent, you wouldnt feel the need to.

>>698134
They will gossip about me if I don't apologise.

The final countdown is on.
Don't think about chocolate waterfalls or muddy rivers Weber.

Grown adult can't control what his arm puts into his mouth

Only just made it into the toilet.

>>698138
Don't downplay the role of the mouth. It is complicit too.

>>698139
Thanks Dr Dan.

>>698138
Worry not about that which goes into the mouth but rather worry about that which comes out the arse.

>>698141
Did the smell catch him?

>>698145
Passed out at the front door

>>698141
You joke, but I finished the shit and was in the bathroom with no pants on about to start my chux routine when the neighbour came back with my drill and started banging on the door and calling out.

Also Bill used up the last of the air freshener without telling me

Having a glass of wine now.

>>698138
HIS PENIS, LOL?

>>698148
Did you yell out that you're on the shitter?

>>698152
I had to yell out hang on and hurridly find my trackies

>>698153
brown trackies?

>>698154
navy blue with a bit of off white around the dick area

>>698148
Oh fuck, that's evil timing.

>>698148
You should have answered the door as is.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan is on tonight.

Jesus Christ Weber, lose some weight

Tun time.

Might do an interpretive dance about remote and rural proctolgy to entertain the NEETs before the movie

>>698161
Which Desktop Environment is that? Looks like Windows 11 or a Chromebook or some shit...

>>698163
NodeJS REACT OS v3.11 GHOST SHELL

Fucking hungry. Might gar some grog.

>>698061
what time is the moofie?

>>698167
oh who knows? certainly wasn't last night or the night before when I asked

>>698167
55 minutes.

>>698167
Usually 6:30pm in BEST A time.

>>698168
You fat salty bitch.

Womboflix will be playing Blue Ruin (2013) in 55 minutes: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>698172
is that frodo

Holy shit this movie is about near future Monk.

>>698175
making bad decisions repeatedly?

>>698164
Linux Mint and xfce4 with Chicago 95

>>698178
oh honey

>>698163
I used to have that same wallpaper.

>>698179
Oh sugar sugar

>>698181
ur sweet like candy grrl

>>698162
Thank you.

>>698173
Well done NEET.

>>698175
End stage monk?

>>698185
he's not that capable

>>698185
TAB rules everything around him
dollar dollar bills yall

>>698172
Is the moofie on yet?

>>698188
are you fuckin stupid or somethink

>>698179
Who hurt you, sweetie?

>>698188
It'll be on in 21 minutes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jX58C7ciUfg [Embed]
does anybody else autistically listen to loops like this for a half hour or more?

>>698192
yes, some of my favourites are:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z5kh93ip9iw [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6BU41IEOoTI [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kGhHPX_TaI0 [Embed]

>>698193
bookmarked that last one, thanks

>>698165
me on the left

Ready.

Classic.

>>698175
Monk is the male version of Lady in the van.

Get in here neets, we're watching a mentally ill homeless man make the world a better place through violence: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>698165
I could have sworn I once read an essay about the Bananas in Pyjamas being a thinly veiled description of communism, but fucked if I can find anything online about it.
I'm fairly certain I didn't dream about them coming down the stairs being a metaphor for seizing the means of production and chasing teddy bears as them expelling the bourgeoisie.

>>698201
couldn't it be an allegory about nazism then, with the teddy bears as the jews?

>>698201
>>698202
I think it's all about sexual submission.

>>698199
End stage.

>>698203
B1 pounding B2.

>>698205
cumming downstairs

>>698205
>>698206
Hot!

shifted from womboflix to harry potter at 7.29pm

>>698208
You're a true wizard neet.

>>698209
wish i was in a bed on the night bus

anus lupin

>>698211
anus poopin

>>698208
You need that device that records it do you can catch-up with the ad breaks.

>>698212
anus poppin

wouldn't mind some luna lovegood tbqh

>>698213
I have the highest model fetch that can record like 8 channels at once

having a coke 600ml

>>698216
I'll fetch your highest model

>>698217
unwise at this time of night

The movie was fairly bleak

>>698220
I opted not to watch. Didn't look like my cup of meat.

the frog choir is on harry potter rn

now the pedo guy is speaking

defence against the dank farts teacher

>>698215
especially in the absence of olive the last 48 hours

>>698225
You have Olive withdrawls

>>698226
I do

>>698225
is it worse to be attracted to a tranny or an irish chick?

>>698228
olive is neither, so idk

>>698227
You need a good boong woman.

>>698230
I'm not good enough for anybody

Good advice for living in your car.

>>698232
These women that do this only 'sleep' in the car for the purposes of creating their videos. They spend the actual night in bed with men they've met on tinder.

>>698233
LonelyCarNEET might have the follow suit by using Grindr or Locanto.

>>698233
>>698234
Good advice here.

Listening to Nana Mouskouri.

Can someone please post Decline01's recent onlyfans pics here for me?
It is free to subscribe to him, but you have to have an onlyfans account.
I want to see how his gym progress is going. He is on steroids apparently.

https://onlyfans.com/decline01

>>698237
I decline.

>>698239
I would have bullied you if you hadn't spoilered that.

>>698239
There were new pictures on April 26.

>>698241
Remind me tomorrow.

>>698241
Why exactly would you want to see that?

>>698243
For science.

>>698243
There has been controversy over whether he has been doing his gym exercises correctly.

>>698245
You're not going to wank to it then?

>>698240
This video is probably the worst thing I have seen today. Warning it quacks.

>>698247
Vile.

>>698247
I wasn't brave enough I turned it off when he wiggled his fingers

>>698246
No.

Severely woed.

>>698251
Pick up a hobby to keep your mind busy.

On the car sleeping youtoob videos
Maybe I could mission it to north queensland

Goon poured.
Southern Nights going.

>>698254
Comfy.

I wish I had a car and the freedom to just go wherever in this country.

Have a good Saturday, Neets!

I don't like this poster.

>>698256
Unfortunately there is nowhere you can go that you won't bring your thoughts with you.

>>698259
The hygiene would get to me. I'd be forced to stay in hotels here and there for the sake of washing myself.

>>698260
A gym membership would be cheaper

>>698261
Are there any gym chains that have enough gyms around the country though?

https://www.anytimefitness.com.au/find-gym/
It seems like the neet roadtrip is not such a silly idea after all. I don't have my license and don't have a car but I might be able to do it in five years or so.

Fucking bottleo jacked up the prices of what I just started buying. Fuck the cunts.

>>698264
The dogs.

>>698265
But like a dog thats been kicked, I can't help but go back.

>>698266
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

I wish BWS had a mascot like Dan and Craig.

>>698267
Not tonight neet...

>>698237
>>698239
Poofs

>>698263
>in five years or so.
Long term thinking from this NEET.

>>698272
>webp
Where are you getting these?

Footslut.

>>698277
I got a lot of (you)s when I said it looked like she was cosplaying as Big Chungus.

>>698278
(you) dont like it when people fish for you's

>>698278
She is adorable in any case.

Just going to go to bed rather than having another bottle. Goodnight neets.

>>698281
Good night.

>>698279
Dangling out foul-smelling bait.

>>698283
Like weber's balls from his salmon pink shorts.

Possum ate a banana in woolworths without paying for it but had the courtesy to politely dispose of the peel in the bin once.

>>698285
He put the peel in an old lady's handbag. I saw him.

Horniness won't go away

>>698287
Have a cold shower.

Still won't go away

>>698247
This is too blandly nonsensical to invoke any kind emotional response.
However: https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=5kP_dw9x5Dw