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NEET General #685 - Ethical Proctology Edition NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No. 698855
Just how important are ethics in proctology to you as you go about your daily NEET life? For me they are essential.

Old Thread: >>697831


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.698880 del
Aesthetics in proctology are important too.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.698889 del
How?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.698893 del
30 tomorrow


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.698898 del
>>698893
Happy birthday NEET!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.698899 del
>>698893
I shall wish you a HB (happy birthday) tomorrow.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.698900 del
>>698893
Happy birthday NEET.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.698901 del
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SA BEST A


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.698902 del
>>698901
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.698903 del
I went to an arcade today. All the games were being played by millenials and zoomers, then you get to the gambling machine areas and it's gen X and boomer salarymen all chain smoking.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.698904 del
>>698903
You should have a chain smoke to them and talk to them about the system.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.698905 del
>>698893
Happy birthday for tomorrow, shout yourself a Japanese qt.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.698906 del
>>698903
Did they have any old skool machines?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.698907 del
>>698901
How does she do it?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.698908 del
>>698907
gently, sensually


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.698909 del
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>>698906
I haven't seen any, if you mean what I'm thinking. They're all electronic.
>>698904
I'd love to know what is running through their head if I just sit down next to them and start prattling on about schizo stuff. They have durry machines on the streets here.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.698910 del
>>698908
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>698902
She is beautiful!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.698911 del
I'm wondering how the story with the tranny will end?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.698912 del
>>698909
You should have a punt.

>start prattling on about schizo stuff.
The system works. That other NEET can tell you more about the cash he's pulled out today.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.698913 del
Faze just flashed some nice bottom and bobbies.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.698914 del
>>698855
I like this thread.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.698915 del
Possum made a short-lived video series in which he paid boongs to fight each other and perform various stunts for money once.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.698916 del
>>698903
>boomer salarymen all chain smoking
End stage Cruisey.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.698917 del
Pondering Olive's rural and remote regions.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.698918 del
>>698909
>I haven't seen any, if you mean what I'm thinking. They're all electronic.
I thought you went to a video game arcade. I meant like Street Fighter 1 and stuff.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.698919 del
Pondering end stage monk.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.698920 del
>>698911
She will take Monks anal virginity violently.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.698921 del
>>698920
>Monks anal virginity
long gone


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.698922 del
>>698917
She's too good for Tone.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.698923 del
>>698922
Nobody is too god for Tone, Her Maj the dead Queen put out for him.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.698924 del
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>>698918
Oh, I thought you were talking about the gambling stuff. No, they seemed newer than the 80s style arcade machines.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.698925 del
still waiting for some pics of japanese girls


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.698926 del
>>698925
You'll be waiting.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.698927 del
>>698925
Maybe he can't tell them from the boys?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.698928 del
>>698927
maybe they've all gone to live in the 2nd dimension and no longer exist in our reality


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.698929 del
>>698924
I thought the place would be packed.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.698930 del
>>698915
I love Bum Fights.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.698931 del
>>698919
He'll be thriving one day.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.698932 del
>>698930
You're always keen for them on a Thursday night.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.698933 del
>>698927
Good question.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.698934 del
>>698932
Hot!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.698935 del
>>698931
He has many more stages to go.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.698936 del
>>698930
I remember watching it with my dad. Certainly not age appropriate in retrospect. The softcore porn in it was what made me uncomfortable more than anything.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.698937 del
>>698931
Will he survive the tranny's cock?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.698938 del
>>698937
He will survive and overcome the trannys cock.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.698939 del
>>698935
cloud Lynx React engineer
Then what's next?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.698940 del
>>698939
North Korean Pop Idol


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.698941 del
Monk could use lewd Olives to bribe his way into a position at WomboSec.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.698942 del
>>698941
Director of Bill Operations.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.698943 del
>>698940
He could be my dear supreme leader


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.698944 del
>>698938
>overcome
*become


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.698945 del
>>698941
Wouldn't WomboSec already have them?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.698946 del
>>698945
These are special homemade ones. Monk took them on film and developed them himself so as to avoid snooping.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.698947 del
>>698946
Olive wouldn't associate with a deadbeat like Monk.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.698948 del
Chad Monk >> Shed Monk >> Fat Elvis Monk >> End Stage Monk


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.698949 del
>>698947
Rude!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.698950 del
>>698948
Last two are many such cases.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.698951 del
>>698949
It's what he needs.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.698952 del
>>698949
It would be rude if a fellow brother didn't talk back to him.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.698953 del
>>698952
Particularly important in this present clown world, largely driven by jews, females, and mentalists.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.698954 del
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Feeling a little peckish tbh


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.698955 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i5GQYICUcb0 [Embed]


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.698956 del
I get sad and scared when the moon goes away.
>>698857
Getting close
>>698872
How much ground depth does a land title have?
>>698875
I saw a chicken farm on my travels today, it was 5 big green sheds. I thought it was a cult because it was out in the middle of nowhere and there was one normal house that I thought would be the leaders. I didn't see the sign until the last minute and was spazzing out about it to my client. Very exciting concept.
Going to look up chicken farms for sale. This one was near blanchetown. Shiny solar panelled NEET sheds


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.698957 del
Love my breakfast club ♣


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.698958 del
>>698893
Get three hookers tonight and some pingaz


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.698959 del
>>698903
A smoke and a poke with the blokes


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.698960 del
>>698907
Like a mountain goat 🐐


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.698961 del
>>698957
>♣
Means black cock only.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.698962 del
>>698916
There for the passive smoke, sucking on a mint


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.698963 del
>>698926
With ausn on the left ones left buttock and ts on the other ones right bum cheek


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.698964 del
In lipstick


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.698965 del
>>698961
The green one you posted means Irish cock only.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.698966 del
>>698948
OOF.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.698967 del
>>698964
You look very pretty.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.698968 del
>>698961
That's a spade you mong


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.698969 del
>>698965
That's what cruisey texted Misso on the first date


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.698970 del
>>698968
Spade is a word for niggers


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.698971 del
too tired to do anything, too early to go to bed


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.698972 del
Still waiting for the rub and tug story. The non-wholesome one.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.698973 del
>>698972
She stuck two fingers up his bum and said "yeh you like that don't you bitch"


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.698974 del
>>698970
That's right 👉


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.698975 del
>>698973
>>698972
She couldn't speak English


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.698976 del
>>698956
>How much ground depth does a land title have?
I'm sure there's a legal definition, but before long you're going to hit water or bedrock. The brief googling I did earlier suggested $200k to put a basement in an existing dwelling


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.698977 del
>>698976
So the price of a simple house.
That's not bad


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.698978 del
>>698975
Attractive?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.698979 del
>>698957
BUILT FOR BNC


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.698980 del
>>698977
That was assuming they could lift your house and get machinery in. If hand tools were required it would make the job "unfeasible" for most people.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.698982 del
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>>698978
Depends on your standards.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.698983 del
>>698982
>standards.
I don't think Cruisey has any.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.698984 del
>>698981
You could if drunk.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.698985 del
Accidentally purchased 24 hinges instead of 12.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.698986 del
>>698984
You'd need to climb 5 or 6 feet of "wall"


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.698987 del
>>698986
Did they change it? I remember a bikie looking cunt pissing off the side around the late 2000s.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.698988 del
>>698985
Always handy to have a spare or two.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.698989 del
>>698985
get bill to give them to the tranny and say "You look a little unhinged".


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.698990 del
>>698980
There was that "mole man" guy in the UK who spent years digging under his own house and caused it and some of the neighbour's houses to subside and the government had to step in.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.698991 del
>>698987
I've been on it twice about 5 years ago and couldn't find any easy way to get to an "edge" of the ship.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.698992 del
>>698988
They're replacement hinges for the linen press in the hallway. I think I'll build an identical set of cupboards on the other side of that wall in the toilet where the hot water system used to live.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.698993 del
Have any of you seen Chilling Adventures of Sabrina?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.698994 del
>>698993
the teenage witch? no


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.698995 del
>>698991
Hmm, they must have changed it. I remember heaps of people would stand by the edge like in that Titanic film. There was a just a little rail although I was pretty young at the time so maybe I've misremembered.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.698996 del
>>698995
I don't know. There might still be ways. There's also more than one boat, I'm not sure if they're identical.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.698997 del
A quick google image search for "Spirit of Tasmania" reveals a fence that is pretty easy to hop over.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.698998 del
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Had a weird pain in my diaphragm before.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.698999 del
>>698997
They're 5'


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.699000 del
Regardless, you don't just "fall off", you actively climb something to do so.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.699001 del
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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.699002 del
>>699001
My cock is hard.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.699003 del
>>699002
Send him an email.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.699004 del
Didn't get any neet treats today like I said I would. I decided not to as I need to lose weight.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.699005 del
>>699004
Good self-control, NEET.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.699006 del
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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.699007 del
The 78% dark chocolate I have is very bitter.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.699008 del
>>699006
A breast and a thigh please.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.699009 del
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>>699007
I think 60% is the sweet spot for it


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.699010 del
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>>699008
I don't really know what I ordered kek


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.699012 del
>>699011
They have spicy chicken
RAPE


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.699013 del
I'll try to get to the Umeda Sky Building tomorrow night to take pics


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.699014 del
>>699006
Two bobbies thanks.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.699015 del
>>699014
I'm not in London


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.699016 del
>>699009
>>699010
Nice pics.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.699017 del
>>699010
I liek your photos of Japan. Go on when you can.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.699018 del
>>699017
What did you have for breakfast? You are an honorary member of the new Breakfast Club.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.699019 del
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>>699017
I liek trains


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.699020 del
>>699010

Deep fried whale maybe.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.699021 del
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>>699020


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.699022 del
>>699019
Noice. That rifle would be a pain in the bum to shoot.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.699023 del
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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.699024 del
>>699022
I think the katanas could be a bigger pain in the bum


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.699025 del
couchbed o'clock


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.699026 del
>>699004
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.699027 del
>>699018
Scrambled eggs. Eating potat with cottage cheese, and tabasco sauce now.
>honorary member of the new Breakfast Club.
So cool.

>>699019
Then photo trains.

>>699022
It would casue pain in the bum when shot in the bum.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.699028 del
>>699022
You hold it against your shoulder.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.699029 del
>>699028
It has no buttstock.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.699030 del
Isn't it a wallgun?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.699031 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AvwnCSvVsfo [Embed]

Thoughts on this video?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.699033 del
May Day!
Have a good Monday, Neets.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.699034 del
>>699033
monday is over you frog nigger


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.699035 del
I have risen, at 10pm


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.699036 del
>>699035
fuck, wish i could nap during afternoons. doesnt work out for me


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.699037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5SQdBxVjZx4 [Embed]


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.699038 del
>>699031
He is right.


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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.699040 del
>>699032
I meant a gun that would be mounted on a swivel on a wall so as to fire down on the attackers.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.699041 del
>>699019
Sick


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.699042 del
>>699040
They might have done that, but that wikipedia article shows people firing them without any support


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.699043 del
Possum exhaled vape up my gape


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.699044 del
>>699043
Provoked by your nape.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.699045 del
Going to do a very stressful poo in a minute.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.699046 del
got some kind of fish finger thingies in the oven


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.699047 del
>>699046
Based.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.699048 del
I've been eating margarine out of the tub with a spoon again. Executive shame.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.699049 del
I burnt the shit out of them. Had the oven set to grill. The tray is in the backyard now. Got some other type of fish fillets baking up instead


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.699050 del
>>699049
That's a shame, but it happens.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.699051 del
fuck I hate insomnia, every single night


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.699052 del
>>699051
You may have untreated sleep apnoea. Get a sleep test done through your GP.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.699053 del
Any globals on?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.699054 del
>>699053
Done. Thanks!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.699055 del
>>699054
How long til I notice it on my end?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.699056 del
>>699055
Wait are you here for the board transfer? I thought you wanted to report cp.
It could take some time.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.699057 del
>>699056
Yeah I waited the month like I was told to for /baaa2/ and afaik I was the only one who sent a claim from my community.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.699058 del
>It could take some time
How long should I be expecting?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.699059 del
>>699057
Yes I know the case.

>>699058
I dunno. Should be done in your today.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.699060 del
>>699059
Right on, ty.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.699061 del
>>699048
How many spoons did you eat?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.699062 del
>>699006
Man that might be a good place.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.699063 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.699064 del
the slavs are a fascinating bunch


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.699065 del
>>699063
G'morning NEET.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.699067 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.699068 del
>>699067
that neet said yesterday he doesn't want to hear about it


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.699069 del
>>699067
I want to hear about it.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.699070 del
>>699067
I would sort of like to hear about it.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.699071 del
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lol


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.699072 del
>>699071
>At the Battle of Vaginal Canal


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.699073 del
>>699072
Thank you for your cervix


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.699074 del
>>699072
>>699073
kek


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.699075 del
>>699068
>>699069
>>699070
Do not fear the Chux.

I even predicted that NEET's poo the day before yesterday >>698499


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.699076 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/young-australians-furious-at-planned-welfare-help-for-over55s/news-story/cec37fd8ea7f92cdf66b72a6ed2fab6b
>A major change to welfare payments was revealed on Monday night that means the JobSeeker rate will be bumped up by $50 a day.
>The move, first reported by Seven News, will be welcomed by the 200,000-odd long-term unemployed over the age of 55. But it means more than 680,000 other jobseekers get nothing.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.699077 del
>>699075
And I'm not even the one who posted about shitting on the toilet seat.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.699078 del
>>699076
Luckily for me that I identify as a 60 year old translesbian Aboriginal elder.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.699079 del
>>699071
>>699072
>>699073
>Thank you for your service


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.699080 del
>>699076
>long-term unemployed over the age of 55
I do not think many of our elite Gooners will reach that golden age.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.699081 del
>>699073
>>699072
Well bantered.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.699082 del
>>699080
The REEEEEing is pretty loud right now, so it'll probably be expanded or replaced with something else by the week is out.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.699083 del
>>699082
They will drop it to a $10 increase for everyone and blame the public.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.699084 del
>>699083
$10 a day would be an extra $140 Monk can spend on multi's each fortnight.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.699085 del
>>699084
He's giving back to the community really.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.699087 del
>>699086
i am become skynet


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.699088 del
some really good posts this morning


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.699089 del
>>699086
Never regret anything that made you smile -- Mark Twain


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.699090 del
I have to admit that if I was over 55 I would be right into this idea.


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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.699092 del
>>699076
>JobSeeker rate will be bumped up by $50 a day.
$700 fortnight, well done news.com.au excellent journalism.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.699093 del
>>699091
Why has she got her knee on the bench?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.699094 del
>>699057
Give me BO rights.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.699095 del
>>699093
So you can reach the throttle


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.699096 del
Love finding a google reviewer of massage parlours. Some use their own names and even have photos.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.699097 del
>>699096
There's a special type of coomer that has no shame.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.699098 del
>>699096
Are they boomers?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.699099 del
>>699096
Brothel reviews always have lots of complaints from pajeet that they are racist.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.699100 del
>>699097
>>699098
I saw one the other day which had a photo of him in shorts, white chest hair everywhere and three pinoys sitting around him.
His hair was combed which made me think he would have had to tidy up before the pic.. but purposefully didn't put his shirt back on.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.699101 del
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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.699102 del
Do poos fetishise gooks?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.699103 del
>>699101
That's too upmarket. I go for the ones where the owner can't respond in proper English and lists is as a car park in the services area.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.699104 del
>>699103
Squalor fetish


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.699105 del
>>699102
sir loves all bobs and vagenes


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.699106 del
>>699104
I'm starting to think half of them are all owned by the same people. The girls get moved around from shop to shop.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.699107 del
Might need to get rid of the toilet phone, there's heaps of cracks in the screen protector and one is near the backspace.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.699108 del
Imagine using a black light on that phone.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.699109 del
>>699108
Squalor fetishists dream


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.699110 del
>>699108
A vile thought.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.699111 del
>>699106
Yeah they do, the gooks are organised but they keep it quiet.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.699112 del
>>699111
One day we'll do the same with the unnamedNEETs to fund the commune


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.699113 del
>>699112
I don't think we'll get many customers for NEET wanks.


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Chicken farms seem perfect for our cause.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.699115 del
>>699113
Drag possum will be the madame


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NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.699117 del
>>699114
Imagine the eggs


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.699118 del
>>699107
It's what you need!


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.699119 del
>>699117
I'll need to get a few heelers to keep their cloacas greased


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.699120 del
>>699116
Execat.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.699121 del
>>699101
Is that the place in Canberra?


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.699122 del
>>699116
>>699117


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.699123 del
https://farmbuy.com/48-cawrse-road-mallala-sa-5502-306628
Big genset for 24/7 choof production.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.699124 del
>>699123
Police probably make random visits. Same for glasshouse properties.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.699125 del
>>699121
Perth, I think they have a Canberra one too thouh.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.699126 del
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>>699123
The RE agent is Clive.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.699127 del
>>699126
Nice commission on $3.95m.


NEET 05/01/2023 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.699128 del
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>>699127
he needs to pay for the pies somehow


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.699131 del
Do neets rinse their mouths of toothpaste after brushing, or just spit?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.699132 del
>>699131
spit and then a shot of mouthwash


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.699133 del
>>699132
do you rinse out the mouthwash with water?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.699134 del
>>699133
no? you swish it around your mouth and spit it all out
it's alcohol based, so there shouldn't be too much left in your mouth afterward


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.699135 del
>>699126
He'll never message me.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.699136 del
>>699129
Well predicted NEET.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.699137 del
might watch the latest episode of beyond creepy, does anyone want to watch it with me?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.699138 del
Watching the latest episode of beyond creepy if anyone wants to join: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.699139 del
>>699131
Spit then a shot of goon.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.699140 del
fkn amazon just increased the price of prime from $6.99 a month to $9.99. That's 43%.


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>>699139
>shot of goon
Dan's mouthwash best mouthwash


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>>699140
Time to cancel it.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.699143 del
>>699140
bittorrent is still free


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.699144 del
>>699143
you can't download physical objects, NEET


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.699145 del
Did that neet who wanted to watch deadwood last week actually watch it?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.699146 del
>>699140
I only use it with their free trial offers. I get all my packages from them via slow and free postage they offer for orders over $39. Less and less products are sold and posted by Amazon. All other sellers use shitty couriers like Couriers Please, Fastway, and Toll.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.699147 del
>>699146
Yeah, I've just cancelled it.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.699148 del
>>699145
I was the one who said I'd never seen it and asked if it had tiddies in it. I'll get around to it at some point.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.699149 del
>>699148
I think we'll be playing the first episode on womboflix tomorrow night.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.699150 del
>>699149
I've got a club meeting tomorrow night unfortunately.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.699151 del
>>699150
We could play it tonight or on thursday if it'd suit you better


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.699152 del
>>699151
Either works, perhaps ask the other NEETs what suits them better.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.699153 del
>>699131
Swallow


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.699154 del
>>699152
If neets have a preference for tonight or thursday for the first episode of Deadwood, please let me know in the next few hours.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.699155 del
That lady I paid the fuel for never texted.
I had a missed call from an unknown number but that could be anyone.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.699156 del
>>699155
She's chocking your budget.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.699157 del
>>699143
Always was always will be


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.699158 del
>>699144
If you have a 3d printer you almost can


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.699159 del
>>699156
She had a custom numberplate.
Might need to go get $85 worth out of her


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.699160 del
>>699154
Tonight could be do-able.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.699161 del
>>699159
You're too trusting of people.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.699162 del
>>699159
She might be trying to mong you because she wanted the choccies.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.699163 del
>>699145
That was me I'm gonna start tonight I was watching some comedies.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.699164 del
>>699159
Can you remember the number plate? If she said she was going to pay you back, it's a verbal contract which is enforceable. A lawyer could get her details from Services SA using the plate.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.699165 del
>>699154
Kek, i'll hold off watching it till whichever.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.699166 del
>>699159
She owes you an angry wank at least.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.699167 del
>>699164
(lawyer will cost more than $85 though)


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.699168 del
Independent Choke Advice


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.699169 del
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Ok neets, tonight on womboflix we'll be watching the first episode of Deadwood, a gritty western TV show set in the 1870s in Deadwood, South Dakota, before and after the area's annexation by the Dakota Territory, and charts Deadwood's growth from camp to town. Warning - contains lots of violence and naughty language. 7pm AEDT tonight.

On Saturday Shiban will be streaming a movie, so no womboflix.

On Sunday we have the classic neo-noir action thriller The French Connection (1971), starring Gene Hackman and a bunch of 70s actors I've never heard of.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.699170 del
Found her vin no but no address yet


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.699171 del
>>699169
Interesting selection. Looking forward to it.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.699172 del
>>699169
>On Saturday Shiban will be streaming a movie, so no womboflix.
King's Coronation is on Satdee night our time.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.699173 del
Travelling Choke Saleswoman


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.699174 del
>>699172
We could be watching that then. I don't think shibs has actually announced a movie yet


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.699175 del
Can someone join me in the womboflix room to check that I've finally gotten the video encoding right? https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.699176 del
>>699169
I havent seen the deadwood movie, only the series.
French connection is great.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.699177 del
>>699176
We're watching the first episode of the tv series, not the movie.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.699178 del
>>699175
ok we've checked and it's working, thanks for the help guys


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.699179 del
>>699177
Ah, cool. I remember liking it.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.699180 del
are there any part time computer jobs a neet could do?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.699181 del
>>699169
Excellent


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.699182 del
I might be misquoting a little but I recall the line "Well fuck us all to hell and back for the limber-dick cocksuckers we surely are".


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.699183 del
>>699182
Possum used that as his voicemail greeting once.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.699184 del
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NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.699185 del
>>699184
Black and bitter


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.699186 del
>>699185
An American college educated female nigger


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.699187 del
>>699186
M-mom?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.699189 del
>>699188
Best A


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.699190 del
>>699189
The article didn't mention abbos once. Nobody else in the CBD is buying casks.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.699191 del
>>699186
Full of white cream?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.699192 del
she hasn't even posted that stupid fucken cat


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.699193 del
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>>699086


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.699194 del
Cruisey called me a filthy heathen dirt worshipper once.


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NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.699196 del
time to take my pants off and shid


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.699197 del
>>699196
correct order


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.699198 del
wheezy


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.699199 del
>>699198
do you take asthma meds?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.699200 del
>>699199
yes


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.699201 del
What is Tasmania's AFL animal going to be? Tigers and Devils are already accounted for with existing teams.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.699202 del
>>699198
Thanks Wheezy


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NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.699204 del
feeling sad


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.699207 del
>>699206
No, you'll be able to get them on prescription -- like any doctor is going to prescribe vaping.


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>>699206


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>>699208


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.699210 del
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do zoomers drink energy drinks or is it just millenials?


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>>699209


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.699212 del
>>699210
dunno, but another ban will have people shitting their sunday pants that much is certain


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Imagining how insanely based the Japanese contingent would be


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.699215 del
As of 5/5/2023 pants shitting will be banned in all Australian States and Territories.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.699216 del
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>Hello do you have any seats that my fat fuck friend can fit into


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.699217 del
>>699216
>Y’all got any fat friendly equipment? Like a feeding trough?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.699218 del
>>699216
>sorry I gotta cancel lunch the restaurant manager didn't know the structural load rating of the floor


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.699219 del
This is why Cruisey never takes Weber anywhere.


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NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.699222 del
>>699216
I don't have any friends, but wouldn't them actually doing this be the thing that triggers you to lose weight?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.699223 del
5 ways you can support your fat friends:

- Call them fat poofs


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.699224 del
might have some wine


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.699225 del
>>699223
Hissss


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.699226 del
Fucking chinaman


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.699227 del
>>699226
How much did you lose?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.699228 del
>>699226
Big investment?


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>>699223
>>699225


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.699230 del
>>699220
The Elmo phone is a nice touch but I think the face looks more justed then they were.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.699231 del
>>699215
Trust the plan.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.699232 del
>>699214
I do not think the Japs have a dedicated fighting force beyond their 'self-defense force'.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.699233 del
>>699208
The AnAl Imperium.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.699235 del
>>699193
>React AI engineer


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.699236 del
>>699191
Hot!


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.699238 del
>>699223
I just tell em about common friends who successfully lost weight.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.699239 del
>>699238
Is there many fatties there?
I would guess a lot less than here.


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>>699216
Number 5 - an appropriately sized crane


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.699241 del
>>699239
Overweight? Yes. It is very common.
American style morbidly obese? Rarely. I've never met one.


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>>699241


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.699243 del
Glass of rose after brushing mein teefs. Very unpleasant.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.699244 del
>>699243
I'm having a fruit juice and a choof.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.699245 del
>>699244
Sounds like a bad clash of flavours, or does one reset your palette for the other?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.699246 del
>>699245
In france they bite into a bulb of garlic between sculls from their wine glasses.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.699247 del
>>699245
Nah, It goes well my choof has a fruity sort of flavour.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.699248 del
>>699243
>mein
-2 experience


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Ok neets, we'll be watching the first episode of Deadwood in 1 hour. If anyone has any youtube videos they'd like to see before then, please suggest them, otherwise I'll just be playing some music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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>>699249


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Officially ready.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.699254 del
I've only eaten a bowl of weetbix today. Nothing else and I'm not even hungry. Two explosive poos however.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.699255 del
>>699252
Seems like a good way to get filmed walking away and have her upload a tiktok about how you tried to rape her or something


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>>699251
I now know two blokes with that attire


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>>699251
She's wearing Weber's ahegao hoodie


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>>699258
Well themed NEET.


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>>699260
absolutely ruined with all that glop


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>>699261
Glop goodness


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>>699260
Straight to the arse!


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>>699257
It is way too small to be weber's.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.699265 del
Moved onto the moscato. Much better than the rose I bought. Going to watch the first episode of Sabrina.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.699266 del
>>699265
>Moved onto the moscato.
Good choice NEET.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.699267 del
>>699265
watch deadwood starting any minute now


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.699268 del
I can't believe the filth outside of BEST A think the ABs are called "halal snack packs".


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.699269 del
Get in here neets, we're watching Deadwood https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.699270 del
>>699268
I got it from a muzzie too


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>>699260
It looks sweet and tasty.


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>>699251
>>699271


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.699273 del
Seven minutes in to Sabrina. Can't stand it.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.699275 del
>>699273
come join the boys for deadwood


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>>699274
Springies, very nice.


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>>699274
How are the springies tonight?


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Okonomiyaki, had it with a glass of plum chuhai


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Deep fried gyoza with a glass of beer


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.699280 del
>>699260
Vile.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.699281 del
Piggu gaijin on the rook out for another restaurant -.-


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>>699274
Springies! Nice.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.699283 del
>>699278
>>699279
>>699281
Keep going NEET. Eat as much as you can before you leave.
Happy birthday.


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>>699283
I walk up and down the street to start the digestion process. Thanks


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>>699278
>>699279
Nips eat small over there.


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>>699281
Happy Birthday japaNEET


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>>699278
>>699279
Nice feeds and happy birthday.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.699288 del
Happy birthday NEET


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.699289 del
Thanks. I think I ordered clam ramen and beer


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.699290 del
We are watching another Deadwood episode on womboflix.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.699291 del
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Jap dude on TV looks like that British singer that sings that song about liking Fridays


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.699292 del
I wonder if the clams are steamed


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.699293 del
Hot!


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.699294 del
The Cure


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>>699293
Moderately bantered.
You owe him the (You)


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.699296 del
This biru is different


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>>699296
Have you meet any Yakuza yet?


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I got clam'd


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>>699297
Probably


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>>699298
Noice


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>>699298
Looks good, you are eating well.


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>>699274
Have we finished the springies yet?


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>>699298
Looks good NEET. Don't eat the shells.


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>>699302
He put one in each nostril and went around telling the other diners he was a walrus.


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>>699303
Tomorrow morning is going to be a pain in the arse


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>>699305
Clammy poo's


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>>699305
Use the toilet that squirts water into your bum.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.699308 del
Shell grit is good for birds it might be the same for NEETs.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.699309 del
>>699308
Do any NEETs like a shredded bumhole?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.699310 del
>It has been reported that the series had a total count of 2,980 "fucks" and an average of 1.56 utterances of "fuck" per minute of footage


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NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.699312 del
Deadwood was a success, we might watch some more episodes on thursday as I think webby won't be here tomorrow.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.699313 del
Irene is watching episode 1 again


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.699314 del
>>699310
how many cocksuckers?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.699315 del
>>699311
Boongery extremely
Get some hoes


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>>699312
das right
first wednesday of erry month i unavailable to you all


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>>699311
My thoughts exactly.


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>>699315


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>>699316
>i unavailable to you all
Could Bill moonlight?


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>>699223
Chortle phobia


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>>699319
Bill has a family to entertain thank christ


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>>699315
He's already had a hoe tonight.


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>>699274
You can get that for free from the cas


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>>699279
>>699278
Yes


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>>699284
Poo for B-Day


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.699326 del
>>699323
I love degenerates talk about all that "free" stuff at the cas, too stupid to realise they're paying for it


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.699327 del
>>699289
Lovely.
Get a fried scallop


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>>699326
$85 spring rolls


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.699329 del
>>699284
Does your room have one of those space age toilets?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.699330 del
>>699318
Wank on the door handle


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.699331 del
>>699326
Some other mong on the second floor VIP lounge pays for it


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.699332 del
Put 10 though the machine get a free breaky, and a snack of springies, pie and snoj roll, fancy big tendie and sauce or something else, 1000 points gets you a free pale. That's 30 through the machines which also gets you free parking for the day.
The parking, because you'll get at least 50% back is cheaper than paying alone.


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>>699329
They all have


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.699334 del
>>699332
>free breaky


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.699335 del
I'd like to take a space age shit


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.699336 del
>>699335
Eat the inside of your computer


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.699337 del
The public toilets that automatically warm up the seats are cursed, I can't help but think some other grot was sitting on it seconds earlier.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.699338 del
At the commune we will take a low tech approach to pooing. We will simply dig a long trench and all the neets will poo at the same time and one of the lowly neets will go down the line and use a garden hose to clean our bottoms.


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>>699338
Might need a second neet with a mop as well


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.699340 del
>>699326
They know very well they're paying for it, dumbass.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.699341 del
>>699337
warm humid environments probably keep bacteria alive longer too


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>>699339
If money allows we could setup portable toilets.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.699343 del
>warm poo particles


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.699344 del
>>699341
Imagine the kind of yogurt we could make.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.699345 del
>>699340
touched a nerve did I, monk?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.699346 del
Imagine Monk in a pachinko parlour.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.699347 del
>>699331
For them, you are that other mong.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.699348 del
>>699334
Yeah. Between 10 and 12 you can get a free morning tea which I'm pretty sure is a coffee and a cake. All their cakes are very fancy yum stuff, so I think it's about $15 worth for putting $10 through a machine.
That $10 through the machine also gets you the free snack. Three springies with sweet chilli sauce
a party pie and a bit of a sausage roll with tomato sauce
I think the other one is a dpling, I haven't had that.
Or a tendie.
The tendie is a whole tenderloin in light batter with herbs and comes with a sauce that's like a better version of big mac sauce.
It is the superior choice.


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>>699346
he would be a kid in a candy shop


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>>699348
Wow you are practically making a profit off them.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.699351 del
>>699348
remember when the cas got the council to ban the pie cart from parking out front and destroyed the guy's livelihood? good times good times


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.699352 del
retiring to the couchbed in a huff


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.699353 del
>>699342
We need perishable toilets that let you sit in a pop up tent and shit in a bag that has a pouch to roll it all up in, with an inbuilt water bladder to wash your hands in ans you can chuck it behind the tree because it has another bladder with biodegrading chemicals that turns it into nitrogen fertiliser for the plants.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.699354 del
>>699351
I did not know that was their doing


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>>699352
Harumph?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.699356 del
>>699352
Huff at me you ..?.?...?


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A strange russian pepe


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.699358 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-02/banning-nazi-symbol-salute-legislation-parliamentary-hearing/102290802
>Innocuous images such as cartoon Pepe the Frog and Monster energy drink cans have been cited as examples of symbols used by extremist groups.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.699359 del
Have a good Taco Tuesday, Neet Bros!


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.699360 del
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Ever fucked up so badly the Australian Government has to issue both an extremely specific and also extremely generic smart traveller update about your behaviour?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.699361 del
>>699360
The guy who walked into a mosque and spat on the Imam, or the guy who went on a drunken naked rampage? Both in Indonesia, I think.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.699362 del
>>699353
>Weber frisbees his rolled up turd bag out of the tent and knocks an innocent passer-by out


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This could be a fridge meme for a bossman office bar fridge.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.699366 del
Feeling sad about how I'm a loser who can't make friends or keep a job or finish anything I start and generally ended up a dropkick mong


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>>699366
I have those same sad feelings. I feel like the real me was murdered as a child and I am just his ghost floating around failing at everything.


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I am the 3am NEET.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.699369 del
>>699328
Isn't that the rub and tug price?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.699370 del
>>699348
>It is the superior choice.
Investment decisions.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.699371 del
>>699365
Ultimate positive end stage Pepe.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.699372 del
woke up unfortunately


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>>699372


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.699374 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.699375 del
>>699374
Good morning NEET.


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>>699374
>>699375
Morning, first load of washing on.


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>>699374
>>699375
>>699376
Morn


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>>699363
Heh


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>>699374
>>699375
>>699376
>>699377
G'morning NEETs.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.699380 del
>>699376
it rain


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.699381 del
Difficult poo. None on the toilet seat so far.


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+
FAT
+
FAGGOT


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>>699382
Get out


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.699384 del
>>699382
What's for brekake?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.699385 del
>>699384
Negro semen, his favourite.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.699386 del
>>699361
>the guy who went on a drunken naked rampage?
Monk?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.699387 del
I took my dad there and got us both a breaky boig with a fuic (changed to actual coffees) and he got pissed off because it wasn't a knife and fork meal.


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>>699381
Winning.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.699389 del
>>699385
He said I was his favourite


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.699390 del
>>699388
All done. I'm glad I managed to exorcise that demon. Little bastard was stuck in the chamber for some time.


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This shape is the right way to poo


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.699392 del
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This is the only way to get the same angle on a western commode


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>>699392


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>>699384
I’d already eaten two of the toast triangles.
Asked for eggs over easy but got this wet bullshit instead.


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>>699394
Yum.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.699396 del
>>699387
Is he one of those fags who eats a boig with cutlery?


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>>699393
I bet seat shidder doesn't have a poo stool


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.699398 del
>>699394
Considering how much business they get, you'd think they'd get someone who can cook


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.699399 del
>>699396
He wanted the big breaky but I got the $10 specials board.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.699400 del
I taught a certain NEET how to relax his canal once


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.699401 del
>>699397
Rectum? Fuckin' broke 'um.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.699402 del
>>699397
And I'd bet he doesn't even hum a little tune as he lets go.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.699403 del
>>699402
>gnomes.webm


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.699404 del
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Do evolutionarians believe that the prostate is the male uterus?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.699405 del
>>699404
I knew a guy online who used to boast about how he always gave his gf prostate orgasms when they had buttsex.
He never seemd to get why we laughed so much.


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>>699399
You cheap bastard.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.699407 del
>>699405
Some women have prostates now.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.699408 del
Having a mondster, that mug of froth did fuck all


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.699409 del
>>699408
Methdster


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.699410 del
>>699409
What did you say to me, you little punk?


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.699411 del
I don't like those girl leggings that have that weird puckering shit in the bum crack area.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.699412 del
>>699410
You're all methed up bro.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.699415 del
I bet Possum looks fantastic in leggings.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.699416 del
His size 16 crocs really complete the ensemble.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.699417 del
Got up too early. Woe.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.699418 del
I just had an easy poo after 4 days of farting and multiple hard poos with bleeding.
Today is a good day.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.699419 del
>>699418
You can thank breakfast club ♣


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.699420 del
>>699419
I think it's the start of the cold weather, I switch to hot coffee and don't drink enough water.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.699421 del
>>699415
He has very slender legs.


NEET 05/02/2023 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.699422 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy5HpijNuj4 [Embed]
lol


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.699423 del
i'm the realest nigga on endchan


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.699424 del
There were ants crawling all over my empty recycling bin when I went outside. I looked in and fucking Bill had tossed his vanilla milk carton in there without rinsing and flattening it.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.699425 del
>>699424
Bill is a friend to the ants and other small creatures.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.699426 del
Explosive poo two. No poo on the toilet seat, twice in a row.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.699427 del
I'd almost go so far as to call my procrastination a form of self-harm.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.699428 del
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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.699429 del
At the NEET Compound all non-hieroglyphic pornography shall be banned.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.699430 del
All I've done since I got back from breakfast is sit here and sigh.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.699431 del
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Not much but it was either cook this or a cold can beans for lunch.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.699432 del
>>699431
Looks quite alright.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.699433 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.699434 del
Got up at five. Going to collapse when I get home. Too early. Woe. Two extremely violent poos so far. Maybe another two or three will happen over the rest of the day. I need a shotgun choke on my arse, I just end up exploding and covering the bowl like a big shit bukkake. The smell isn't too bad at the moment though, about a week ago it was fucking awful.


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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.699436 del
>>699431
Good feed. Better than beans.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.699437 del
Drakes are advertising their beef steaks as "Grain fed" as if it is a good thing.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.699438 del
regret not getting an IT job during the past few years


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.699439 del
>>699438
I regret getting one.
Should have been a cabinet maker or something.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.699440 del
>>699439
wood dust gives you cancer


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.699441 del
penis boobies bum bum vagina!!!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.699442 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-team-reveals-aussie-symbol-is-owned-by-warner-bros/news-story/43af80330ae5c62bb3d0781c18b8390d
so they are pushing for the lame tassie devils after all
should have gone with the taswegian possums


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.699443 del
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Me asking /ausneets/ for advice


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.699445 del
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Cuppa time.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.699446 del
I need to go shopping. I don't feel like it but the pantry is literally bare. I think I will go to the easiest one. I can't deal with parking and traffic today.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.699447 del
>>699445
A very comfy scene. Macadamia shortbread, yes yes yes.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.699448 del
>>699445
>strategically placed astronomy magazine


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.699449 del
>>699437
Whatever is less common tends to get advertised as the fancy one.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.699450 del
>>699445
I have the same Logitech keyboard.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.699451 del
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>>698893
Happy birthday, horrible sorry for my delay


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.699452 del
My neetstick is hard.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.699453 del
watching an episode of family guy, peter is trying to get a jewish accountant to manage his money


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.699454 del
>>699452
Bash it against the wall


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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.699456 del
Watching Wrath of Man (2021). The dialogue is horrendous, some of the worst writing and acting I've ever seen.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.699459 del
>>699458
FURY


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.699460 del
gay boongs from outerspace


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.699461 del
going to have a shave


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.699462 del
aboriginal orbital anal bombardments


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.699463 del
gay boong intercourse


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.699464 del
In space no-one can hear you fart


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.699465 del
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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.699466 del
>>699461
I had a shave in the shower this morning. I find it gets difficult to shave after a week or so of growth.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.699467 del
do neets prefer to shave in the shower?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.699468 del
>>699467
Nah, at the sink.
I do brush my teeth in the shower.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.699469 del
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>>699457
>Indigenous Palawa man Joel Steele says his experience interning at NASA has been transformative.
<transformed him into a whoite dog


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.699470 del
>>699469
Weber is more boong than that guy.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.699471 del
just finished my shave

>>699466
I hadn't shaved since March 30, so it was a major pain to do.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.699472 del
>>699468
> brush my teeth in the shower.
that's kinda weird, I mean I can see the advantages of maybe shaving in the shower, but brushing?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.699473 del
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>>699469
A picture of Mr Steele from a year ago


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.699474 del
>>699467
No. I need a mirror to see what I'm doing. I mean I have shaved in the shower before, but it doesn't feel right.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.699475 del
>>699468
I used to do that. I stopped only for the sake of saving water.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.699476 del
bloody bastard bitch


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.699477 del
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/grim-reason-for-horrible-stench-in-mans-hotel-room/news-story/7950eb1624ff23d26586803108818b84
>A hotel guest thought his feet were to blame for an overpowering stench in his room, but the real reason was far more sinister.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.699478 del
I am back from shopping. Drakes gave me a 5% discount for presenting my RAA card. $9 saved. Promotion they are running for all of May.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.699479 del
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>>699422


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.699480 del
>>699424
Delayed billed.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.699481 del
>>699434
It's shooting out of you.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.699482 del
>>699478
That's a good discount.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.699483 del
>>699478
>$9 saved.
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.699484 del
I didn't return my trolley at Drakes. I judged the nearest bay as being too far away. I left it in the spot next to my car.
I would not normally do that but it really was an unacceptable distance to expect me to walk to return it. I was still in their car park. My conscience is clear.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.699485 del
>>699484
Returning your trolley is the mark of a civilised human being.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.699486 del
Tiffin?
>Alleged Windang terror offender’s manifesto revealed in court
>>Dr Renwick told the court that when Mr Fleming surrendered to police, he was found in possession of a USB stick that contained his “manifesto”.
>>Dr Renwick told the court that in the document, Mr Fleming said: “Muslim gangs can rape our children and nobody can say anything because you are a racist.”
>>It also said “feminism is killing the white western male” and made reference to an event that would “make the Cronulla riots look like a kindergarten field trip”.
>>The court was told that Mr Fleming also railed against people who identified as transgender, saying, “I don’t see them as human beings.”
>>“If you think I’ll sit back and watch my beloved country slip into totalitarianism, you’re sadly mistaken,” he also said in the manifesto, the court was told.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/alleged-windang-terror-offenders-manifesto-revealed-in-court/news-story/7c8790e0581f6bd19754e65dc14d6544


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.699487 del
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>>699484
>My conscience is clear.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.699488 del
>>699486
Tiffo wouldn't bring a gel blaster and a fake bomb to a boogaloo


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.699489 del
>>699488
and by that I mean the worst he'd do is help himself to some cakes left in the kitchen and look a bit menacing with one of his spars


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.699490 del
>>699489
maybe have a toot of the bugle


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.699491 del
Possum and I stayed up all night tooting the bugle once.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.699492 del
>>699489
> help himself to some cakes left in the kitchen
Which he never shared with the rest of us.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.699493 del
Possum and I stayed up all night drilling for vegemite once.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.699494 del
>>699493
Did you find anything?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.699495 del
Does anybody want a Hungry Jacks Uno instant win thing for a $30 Google Store voucher?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.699496 del
would there be any jobs operating a forklift where you'd only work for a few hours a week?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.699497 del
>>699496
Getting Weber in and out of bed.


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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.699499 del
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>>699497


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.699500 del
>>699498
You duckhead


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.699501 del
>>699495
No but thanks for the offer.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.699502 del
>>699500
Go back to New Zealand


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.699503 del
>>699502
Bro, That'd be choice cuz


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.699504 del
>>699499
Good Pepe.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.699505 del
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What's the time?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.699507 del
need to have a shower and put on some clean panties


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.699508 del
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>>699505


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.699509 del
>>699507
Hot.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.699510 del
>>699507
Say hi to everyone from me.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.699511 del
>>699507
Just go commando, show your confidence.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.699512 del
My arse has behaved itself all day today.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.699513 del
>>699512
You should celebrate and shout yourself a dare.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.699514 del
>>699512
It'll be back to business soon.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.699515 del
Won $200 at the cas.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.699516 del
$1.50 bets baby


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.699517 del
>>699515
I don't believe you.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.699518 del
>>699515
Free springies?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.699519 del
>>699515
Congratulations NEET.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.699520 del
>>699516
What's on the goon menu tonight?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.699521 del
>>699425
All the animals on Webby's practice


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.699522 del
>>699443
>and neither reply


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.699523 del
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wish I had a club to go to like webby and didn't spend every single night on my own sitting in front of my computer


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.699524 del
>>699523
Join a club.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.699525 del
>>699448
I commented on a nurses ring at the hospital yesterday. It was a ruby with two diamonds on either side, looked great. She said it was a gift from her dad, who's 'into astrology and all that' to help her get a husband.. then went into a speech about being 27 and single and needed all the help she could get.
When looking it up while in the waiting room, I could only find things about it being for confidence boosting.
I didn't tell her.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.699526 del
>>699454
>>699455


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.699527 del
>>699468
Same.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.699528 del
>>699525
>I commented on a nurses ring
Typical NEET, straight to the arse.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.699529 del
>>699472
What advantage is there to shave in the shower? The hair will stick to you.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.699530 del
>>699478
Thank you for this information


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.699531 del
>>699529
Shower shavers tend not to be very hairy.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.699532 del
>>699484
Bad home has infected you


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.699533 del
>>699528
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.699534 del
>>699492
Shoved in the tiffin


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.699535 del
>>699518
The line at the cafeteria was too long. I was going to get the tendie.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.699536 del
I shave in the shower. It is best because you can wash the shaving cream off properly, which is something that can be a challenge bent over a little sink and splashing yourself. I have a little mirror I hook onto the glass shower screen. Perfect position.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.699537 del
>>699520
Got a roast beef for late lunch, a waffle and ice cream desert with berries, a bottle of glen moray and some Pepsi


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.699538 del
>>699523
Sky city is free to join.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.699539 del
>>699532
My conscience is clear.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.699540 del
>>699528
It seemed a bit loose.
I expected her to say that it was her mum's.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.699541 del
>>699536
I hop straight in the shower after my shave.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.699542 del
>>699537
Nice.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.699543 del
>>699531
They catch about as much as they miss


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.699544 del
>>699541
You may as well shave in there instead of making all the mess at the sink.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.699545 del
>>699539
Yeah, fuck em aye cuz, that's what they're paid to do unna


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.699546 del
>>699529
kek


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.699547 del
>>699544
Do you have a mirror in the shower?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.699548 del
>>699540
A proper lady does not mention her mums ring to casual acquaintances.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.699549 del
That's a loaded question.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.699550 del
>>699548
She showed it off.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.699551 del
>>699544
I have a think manly beard that cannot be shaved by feel alone.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.699552 del
>>699549
Another opportunity for peek-a-boo


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.699553 del
>>699550
What a slut.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.699554 del
>>699547
Yes I have a saucer-sized round mirror that hooks over the screen and can be angularly adjusted.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.699555 del
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We could be watching cowboys now if it wasn't for Webbys silly club.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.699556 del
>>699555
>Webbys silly club.
I heard it is a fat fetishist sex club.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.699557 del
>>699556
Nah that's Thursday nights.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.699558 del
>>699557
Well bantered.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.699559 del
>>699550
She was no Lady.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.699560 del
>>699554
>>699553


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.699561 del
>>699559
Moving her left hand about all willy nilly.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.699562 del
Lung vomit


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.699563 del
>>699557
Hot!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.699564 del
I've been trying to catch up on 10 years worth of 40k lore and it's bloody hard work.
They've written about a hundred books about the history starting at 30k and a lot of it is as boring as badly written real history.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.699565 del
>>699562
You'll be fine.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.699567 del
>>699564
Have they turned it all gay yet like all the other hobbies?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.699568 del
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I love you NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.699569 del
>>699567
A little but suprisingly not much.
There's not much you can do to pretty up a game about xenocide.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.699570 del
>>699568
👆💕


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>>699568


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.699572 del
joined in the lung vomit


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.699573 del
>>699572
You'll be fine too.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.699574 del
Considering going shopping but I'm not sure I have the energy.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.699575 del
>>699574
Do it tomorrow NEET.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.699576 del
>>699574
Go first thing when the shops are empty.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.699577 del
>>699575
Out of goon. Going to have to go.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.699578 del
>>699576
I'm not up then.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.699579 del
>>699574
2kg grain fed vegetables thanks.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.699580 del
>>699575
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.699581 del
>>699577
Go shopping for medicine immediately.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.699582 del
>>699577


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.699583 del
I wonder if japanNEET shagged a jap for his birthday.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.699584 del
>>699583
The only thing he fucked over there was his colon.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.699585 del
>>699584
impressive flexibility


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.699586 del
>>699577
Whatever it takes. Get inspired.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.699587 del
>>699585
Hot!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.699588 del
>>699585
He used the mirror in his shower.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.699589 del
>>699588
Heh


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.699590 del
Big bent


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.699591 del
Little Ben


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.699592 del
Bill and Ben the little bent men


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.699593 del
>>699590
Big bender.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.699594 del
ESM


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.699595 del
Eating Bahn mi roast pork with crackling and watching womboflix


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.699596 del
>>699595
Sounds tasty.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.699597 del
Pigs eating man scene


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.699598 del
>>699595
>watching womboflix
Impressive work, given that it's not on tonight.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.699599 del
>>699597
It's what they need!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.699600 del
>>699598
It's playing cowboys


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.699601 del
Only just made it to Dan's in time. Saw a rabbit. Good omen?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.699602 del
>>699601
>Good omen?
Could be or an end stage omen.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.699603 del
Deadwood is restarting


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.699604 del
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Shopping trolley corroboree


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.699605 del
>>699604
Culture


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.699606 del
watching blackadder, it can actually make me laugh a bit, which isn't easy


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.699607 del
>>699604
Culture


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.699608 del
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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.699609 del
>>699606
Did they have a cunning plan?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.699610 del
>>699608
Spoid


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.699611 del
>>698893
Happy Birthday 🎉


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.699612 del
Have a blessed Hump Day, Neets!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.699613 del
I don't like this neet.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.699614 del
>>698893
Goddamn, I had not noticed.
Happy Birthday.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.699615 del
>>699613
He's well informed


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.699616 del
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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.699617 del
>>699616
Iktf


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.699618 del
Pretty much sober


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.699619 del
Back from the club.
Having an OP rum. She wished me a lovely evening again.

>>699510
Most said they'd never heard of you. Bruce said you're a bit of a tosser.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.699620 del
>>699604
Bad home area.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.699621 del
>>699618
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.699622 del
>>699621
Had a couple more choofs and a stando.
Watching South Park on cytube


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.699623 del
>>699622
>Watching South Park on cytube
no you aren't


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.699625 del
>>699623
Am too. Trackies above the navel.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.699626 del
might have a go to bed


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.699627 del
>>699625
no


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.699628 del
>>699625
>Trackies above the navel.
Camel toe.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.699629 del
>>699628
Moose knuckle


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.699630 del
>>699628
I heard he prefers it be referred to as a moose knuckle


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.699631 del
>>699604
whenever I see these in a public place, I have to take them back to the store. Not out of helpfulness, but rather compulsion. If I left them I'd be thinking about them for the rest of the day.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.699632 del
>>699629
>>699630
Stop stealing my thoughts cunt


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.699633 del
>>699631
I’ve phoned them in before and they don’t even come and get them


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.699634 del
I usually take a Coles trolley into Aldi. Saves me the hassle of dealing with their coin system.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.699635 del
>>699632
I'm going to rape your thoughts.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.699636 del
>>699634
You fucking feral.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.699637 del
>>699634
Bolt cutters will fit in a shopping bag


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.699638 del
Dunno what to do
Can't go to bed because I woke up at 3pm


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.699639 del
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Need


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.699640 del
>>699638
Go to bed and get up at 4am.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.699641 del
>>699640
I will probably be awake until 7am again


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.699642 del
>>699634
As long as you take it back where you got it from


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.699643 del
>>699641
So stay up tomorrow until 830 pm


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.699644 del
>>699643
I've been doing that twice a week
It isn't working


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.699645 del
>>699642
Yeah, the car park outside. There is usually a few of them around.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.699646 del
>>699644
Every day for three weeks. That’s how a habit is formed


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.699647 del
>>699638
Your life is in disarray, but you can recover. Take small steps. You need to set an alarm for morning wake up.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.699648 del
>>699639
>dipped


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.699649 del
Cruisey had potato and gravy stains on his trackies right on the moose knuckle.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.699650 del
>>699649
That isn’t gravy


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.699651 del
Had a five hour nap before. I now won't be able to sleep for a long time. Woe.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.699652 del
I am at the point in the late night NEET cycle where 1am feels like three o'clock in the afternoon.
Bedtime pushed out to 5am now. Sleep until the afternoon.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.699653 del
>>699652
Same
Too woed to watch a movie or play a game, dunno what to do
Watching youtube shorts like a drooling mong


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.699654 del
I just watched the trailer for the second Dune movie, out in November. Did you NEETs see the first one? I thought it was okay.


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NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.699656 del
>>699654
Yeah I liked the first. I've got the trailer open in another tab, something like 250k views in 20 mins when I saw it


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.699657 del
I am not a fan of Zendaya.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.699658 del
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Hey, fellas.
Gonna stream an Indonesian action movie on the 6th, The Raid Redemption at 7pm AEST.
But I saw someone mentioning the crowning of Charles III. If there is a streamable source (like a youtube broadcast, similarly to the queen's funeral) then maybe we should watch that instead.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.699659 del
>>699658
>then maybe we should watch that instead.
Either would be good. I think the BBC should have a stream link closer to the affair.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.699660 del
>>699604
I wonder if their conscious is clear.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.699661 del
>>699659
What is the actual time of start of the ceremony?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.699662 del
>>699661
Moofie starts at 7PM this says
>The coronation of King Charles III will be held inside Westminster Abbey at 11am (London time) on Saturday, May 6. That is 8pm AEST on Saturday.
>In Australia, the coronation will be broadcast live and free from 5pm (AEDT) on Channel 9, 9Gem and 9Now.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/king-charles-iii-coronation-date-guest-list-how-to-watch-everything-to-know-explainer/9b732713-3cb9-4213-8178-348579d96dca


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.699663 del
>>699662
>free from 5pm
All the commentary bullshit too.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.699664 del
>>699662
Then will search for a streamable broadcast as early as possible and throw it in. Then we'll see.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.699665 del
>>699664
I do not think the search will be hard. The BBC and other places will do the same on the afternoon/evening. It will be on the front page of YouTube like it was for the Queen's funeral.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.699666 del
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Japanese birthing pods. Back in the day there used to be forests full of these from Hokkaido all the way down to Kyushu, now they're only really found in the Kansai region.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.699667 del
>>699666
>Japanese birthing pods
What is there purpose?


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.699668 del
>>699609
a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.699669 del
rubbish bin has been put out
discovered bill had put plaster and a light bulb and some other stuff in that one
harrumph


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.699670 del
>>699667
They have demons in them I think


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.699671 del
>>699670
I have a daemon in me that is about to get released.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.699672 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-04/canberra-man-caught-speeding-on-e-scooter-jailed/102299854
>Canberra man who rode e-scooter at 100kph before trying to flee police sentenced to one month in jail
whizzing


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.699674 del
>>699671
That's not a demon it's just a very upset arse gnome.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.699675 del
>>699672
>"My job's on the line, man," Cole is heard saying.
>"Please, it's Christmas and that."
>He later tested positive for methamphetamine in a roadside drug test.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.699676 del
The demon is racing out of me.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.699677 del
>>699672
kek


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.699678 del
>>699666
Weird


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.699679 del
>>699676
The Power of Chris compels it!


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.699680 del
>>699678
Not as weird as my initial thought, which was they had jap girls in them with babbies coming out they vagoos


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.699681 del
>>699680
Foriegners do very strange things.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.699683 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/brutal-staff-email-reveals-global-weight-loss-company-jenny-craig-plans-to-shut-down-operations/news-story/22c176ce72610482ec74fd495e7d729b
remember when that terminally unfunny lesbo pollack here was signed up as the face of jenny craig and lost literally 0kg


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.699685 del
I have let Breakfast Club down. I am sorry.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.699686 del
>>699685
It's the attempt that matters


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.699687 del
>>699685
it's ok, you are neet


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.699688 del
>>699686
I ate an entire box of K-Time Twists and two cans of Mondster.


NEET 05/03/2023 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.699689 del
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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.699691 del
>>699688
You shouldn't eat the cans.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.699692 del
>>699689
wtf? Is the first one from later?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.699693 del
Put $30 in, get $135 out in 10 mins.
$1.50 bets are the way to go.
BUT.. the fucking payout machine short changed me $50, and I wasnt really paying attention other than noticing its mostly 20s, and I didnt get a receipt.
A very complicated feel.
Not sure if I won or got robbed.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.699694 del
>>699688
Thats terrible.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.699695 del
>>699690
kek


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.699696 del
>>699693
The Chinaman always finds a way to smile.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.699697 del
>Even if you win, you lose.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.699698 del
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>>699689


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.699699 del
>>699698
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.699700 del
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Commune meeting tonight.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.699701 del
>>699692
The first one is the most recent I think, the third one was showing her cognitive dissonance.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.699702 del
>>699700
Me waiting patiently at the end.


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>>699689
>>699689
Anyone else never been in a relationship here?
I'm almost 30 and never had a gf. It feels so isolating and alienating and people will say the most heinous shit to you if you make the mistake of telling them about it


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.699704 del
>>699703
I was never good enough for anybody, even before I turned into a fat piece of shit.
It causes me significant distress at times.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.699705 del
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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.699706 del
I'll be 43 next week, so if you consider 13 and the beginning of high school as the beginning of having relationships and stuff, it will be 30 years of loneliness.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.699707 del
>>699703
I'm in the same position. I reckon I would've been a monk or something if I had living in another time. I am autistically afraid of any emotional closeness even though I am desperate for it.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.699708 del
>tfw only 10 years of loneliness


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.699709 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iO3PG4wsbLg [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.699710 del
lol even googling my situation just results in the thing for lifeline being displayed


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.699711 del
>>699705
It's also world password day, so don't give your password to a random duck.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.699712 del
>>699703
>>699704
Maybe you need to lower your standards.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.699713 del
>>699712
you don't understand what social media has done to women
a literal 200kg 1-out-of-10 woman thinks she is mid-tier


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.699714 del
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fark neets, went down to the post office in a quiet moment to quickly submit a form and while I was waiting for the clerk to fill it out this couple came in behind me and starting snorting and snuffling with covid or influenza. Now I'm gonna die. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.699715 del
>>699714
Goodbye.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.699716 del
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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.699717 del
The neets agreed to crucify Possum after a particularly vicious brown snaking of weber once.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.699718 del
That lady I paid the fuel for got in touch


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.699719 del
>>699718
what did you buy her this time?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.699720 del
>>699718
let me guess, she needs some more money?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.699721 del
>>699713
Women and men have always been like that.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.699722 del
>>699719
>>699720
You guys need an attitude adjustment.
Go have a poke, a choke, a toke or a stroke and let some steam off.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.699723 del
>>699722
>a poke, a choke, a toke or a stroke
Woke bloke.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.699724 del
overseas or otherwise unavailable doesn't rhyme with oke


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.699725 del
>>699724
Oke-inawa


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.699726 del
thinking about indiana jones


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.699727 del
>>699726
he has lots of girlfriends


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.699728 del
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>>699727
yeah, I thought my life would turn out more like his when I was a kid


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.699729 del
Fucking depressing here today.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.699730 del
back in the 90s when I was a kid and movies came on vhs cassettes rather than dvds, one of the first videos we ever owned were the indiana jones ones - I think we got them from a mcdonald's special offer or something. I hated going to school and remember claiming to be sick and staying home instead and watching indy during the day


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.699731 del
>>699729
It's like that every day.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.699732 del
days are a little brighter when olive posts a new jiggle


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.699734 del
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>>697137
My colony has grown a lot.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.699735 del
Need to go to next wage. Garn boong it up when I get back.
Day drinking faggot incoming


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.699736 del
>>699718
That is good to hear. Is she going to pay you back?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.699737 del
>>699736
She asked for the amount.. after I gave her the receipt.
I think so.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.699738 del
>>699737
so she's trying to pretend she can't remember how much fuel she put in the car? bullshit
send her a photo of the receipt and tell her you want the money by COB


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.699739 del
>>699737
What method is she going to use to pay you back?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.699740 del
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>>699735


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.699741 del
bloody women in IT


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.699743 del
>>699741
having a rum
>cant tell the different between a mysql role and a linux user
unbelievable


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.699744 del
Possum shouted "the spice must flow!" and then pulled his sandworm out and waggled it at me once.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.699745 del
>>699744
was it big and purple?


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>>699743
>>699741
Diversity is our strength neets. Some people have yet to fully appreciate that.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.699747 del
>>699745
It was hideous. I couldn't take my eyes off it.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.699749 del
>>699748
>is kfc open?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.699750 del
Had lunch while out.
Schooner and decent boig meal for $16 at shithouse


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.699751 del
>>699750
Sounds like a good deal.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.699752 del
Had a big feed but I'm still hungry.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.699753 del
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>>699752
Have another one, Nurgle calls.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.699754 del
Sharp chest pain in left side. Started to sweat with anxiety. This could be it.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.699755 del
One of my exec mongs breached 200.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.699756 del
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>>699755
Hope you gave them an Izzy.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.699757 del
>>699755
Did you get him a celebration gift?


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>>699757


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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.699761 del
I hope somebody adds meatballs overnight


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.699762 del
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A reminder neets, we'll be watching more of Deadwood tonight at 7pm AEDT. On Sunday we'll also be streaming The French Connection 1971), a classic action thriller about the drug trade in 1970s New York.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.699763 del
I have risen, afternoon all.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.699764 del
>>699763
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.699765 del
Sometimes in this area a foul odour is carried on the wind. I do not know its origin. I think of it as the essence of all the bad homes.


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>>699765
You need to put in a giant fan and blow the odours back.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.699767 del
>>699763
Good afternoon neet, I have been up since 7 this morning and still haven't done a single productive thing.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.699768 del
Thanks Cruisey for recommending mable.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.699769 del
hi


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.699770 del
>>699767
I'm gonna be awake for the next 24 hours, need something to do


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.699771 del
>>699770
Have a quick nap or two.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.699772 del
need a bobby pin to pull ear wax out


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.699773 del
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>>699772


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.699774 del
>>699768
He is a good NEET.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.699775 del
>>699773
the aliens stuck those up my bum that one time


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.699776 del
>>699775
Bet they were a lot bigger spoons.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.699777 del
>>699776
ladle


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.699778 del
gonna fart soon


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.699779 del
just farted


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.699780 del
Wanna goon but need money


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.699781 del
i sneak into jehovah witnesses houses and give them blood transfusions in their sleep


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.699782 del
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>>699779


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.699783 del
>>699780
Just took my first sip
Thinking of you


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.699784 del
>>699780
What will you do for $20?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.699785 del
he better post feet pics


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.699786 del
dominos $15 delivered poopoo pidsers are back on
people must have reeeeed loudly or sales dropped off a cliff


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.699787 del
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>>699784
what did you have in mind?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.699788 del
>>699785
Vile, think of all the built up toe jam.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.699789 del
Possums toenails sliced me up pretty badly when he spooned with me once.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.699790 del
>>699788
good on toast in the morning


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.699791 del
might have a little wanky wank


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.699792 del
>>699791
Filthy habit.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.699793 del
Ok Deadwood will be on in 1 hour. Does anyone have youtube videos they'd like to watch before the tv show starts?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.699794 del
>>699786
They were just taunting you


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.699795 del
>>699792
i clean up afterwards


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.699796 del
>>699768
Did you sign a herder up?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.699797 del
Cauliflower bake.
Messed with the spices too much but looks okay.
Having it with a schnitzel.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.699798 del
>>699797
It looks lovely.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.699799 del
>>699786
They are ruining the good work of breakfast clubbing


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.699800 del
i might do the old


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.699801 del
>>699799
I'll club you're breakfast


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.699802 del
>>699793
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oQnKJeANFWY [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.699803 del
>>699793
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VNODy6asa2Y [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.699804 del
>>699803


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.699805 del
>>699804
ooh-na!


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.699806 del
>>699803
I'm not screening that filth neet, womboflix is a family friendly place.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.699807 del
>>699793
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8z7UjET1Is [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.699808 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_iq8swQ7kpg [Embed]
This is quite good if you like Fallout.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.699809 del
>>699793
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S5S_iAvnD2g [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.699810 del
The movie room smells like choof smoke


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.699811 del
weiner dogs


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.699812 del
shetland pony sized elephants


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.699813 del
goldfish as big as whales


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.699814 del
i dont like a lot of things women tend to do


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.699815 del
>>699796
Not yet, first one would have worked out but the times they were available didn't line up with when I can get an ultrasound done.will go with them if the remaining two don't work out.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.699816 del
>>699797
Nice.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.699817 del
>>699815
Cool. It's good to always have a few, you don't want just one worker


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.699818 del
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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.699819 del
>>699818
I expressed a wry smile at my screen this morning when I saw that


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.699820 del
>>699810
Many such cases.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.699821 del
>>699817
It takes two herders to properly DP a mong.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.699822 del
>>699818
Did you pass the mong test?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.699823 del
>>699817
The second one charges about 70 an hour I think it was and I assume they bill in hour blocks but $140 spent is better than ending up dead or with a poo bag for life.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.699824 del
>>699823
NDIS price guide limits them to $61.27.. I think. That's not allowed unless you're self managed.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.699825 del
My time is worth $1 a minute. You cunts don't know how lucky you are.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.699826 del
>>699825
Still less than a wanking gook.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.699827 del
>>699824
I'll have to check the exact price but I'm paying privatelly not ndis.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.699828 del
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Ok, get in here neets, we're watching Deadwood https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.699829 del
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NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.699830 del
>>699829
>>699798


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.699831 del
Very nice feed.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.699832 del
>>699831
Watch the cowboys


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.699833 del
I missed the first episode, it is too late to start watching now.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.699834 del
>>699833
Just watch it. I missed half the first and second episode


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.699835 del
>>699834
That's not how I vibe.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.699836 del
>>699835
You vibe well.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.699837 del
abo alan had a dummy spit and left for some reason


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.699838 del
i went viral once


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.699839 del
>>699838
Big load?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.699840 del
>>699839
green


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.699841 del
>>699837
>for some reason
You know what you did.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.699842 del
>>699841
I was merely an observer


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.699843 del
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Still ready.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.699845 del
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>>699844


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.699846 del
>>699825
>>699826
Food for thought.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.699847 del
might have an apple juice fruitbox and lie on the couchbed


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.699848 del
BABY SHARK DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT DO-DOOT


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.699849 del
>>699847
>>699848
Both reasonable ideas.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.699850 del
May the Fourth be with you!

Have a good one Neets!


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.699851 del
>>699850
>May the Fourth be with you!
>05/04/2023


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.699853 del
>>699849
SHUT YOUR FACE DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT DO-DOOT


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.699854 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dNSyEmp64o [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.699855 del
Watching the rest of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbijan and having my fruit box


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.699856 del
>>699855
we dont care


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.699857 del
>>699856
I know
Fuck you


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.699858 del
I care.
What type of fruit box?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.699859 del
I hope it was a sugar free fruit box.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.699860 del
Marvel is gayy


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.699861 del
>>699860
What are you watching?


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.699862 del
New Stefan Milo YouTube


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.699863 del
Installed Arch linux, with XFCE + i3.
Not sure if I will end up using it as a daily driver. Probably not.


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.699864 del
morning neets, woke up around 4, not gonna try to get back to sleep


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.699865 del
>>699864
Marn, wish I could get up at 6 every day


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.699866 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5yJCay1_CA4 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.699867 del
>>699864
>>699865
Morning


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.699868 del
They cancelled that tranny freakshow for kids in the library
I heckin love nazis!


NEET 05/04/2023 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.699869 del
Lazy non-posting NEETs


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.699870 del
I don't want to do anything today


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.699871 del
>>699870
I think that's a song from an advert


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.699872 del
Bruno Mars


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.699873 del
About to wage on


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.699874 del
>>699870
Come on, get up and get active go out and enjoy the sunshine and listen to the birds chirp.


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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.699876 del
>>699873
Enjoy your day.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.699877 del
alright, finally ready to man up and face the day


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.699878 del
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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.699880 del
>>699875
That is as it should be.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.699881 del
feeling positive today
smiling for no reason


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.699882 del
feel sick


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.699883 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.699884 del
My feet are cold. Obesity and back soreness led me to abandon the attempt to put socks on. I may have another try later in the day.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.699886 del
JOHN NASH


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.699887 del
>>699884
You can do it.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.699890 del
ANAL HPV


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.699891 del
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Get on neets, we're leaving,


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.699894 del
>>699891
Too light for the execs. We will have to leave them behind.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.699895 del
>>699894
The walk will do them good.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.699896 del
PROSPERITY PIG


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.699897 del
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We're coming.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.699898 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.699899 del
New Thread: >>699879
New Thread: >>699879
New Thread: >>699879

New Thread: >>699879
New Thread: >>699879
New Thread: >>699879


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.699900 del
PROSPERITY PECKER


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