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NEET General #690 - Down a Well Edition NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No. 703869
Do you NEETs ever feel like you are stuck down a well with no way out?

Old Thread: >>701881


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.703873 del
Big Possum poo in the shiny new thread!


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.703874 del
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>>703869
second


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.703875 del
>>703874
wtf I'm not a frenchnugget


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.703881 del
>>703875
Fuck you Frenchman


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.703887 del
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>>703874
>>703875


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.703889 del
I will bully all non Australian and Hungarian flag posters


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.703892 del
great another thread about monk


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.703894 del
>>703892
I thought this thread was a metaphor for a gape.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.703897 del
i need breakfast


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.703898 del
something fatty and 300mg of caffeine


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.703905 del
I fucked up this morning.


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NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.703913 del
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>>703898


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.703915 del
>>703905
Rub and tug?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.703916 del
>>703913
kek


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.703917 del
>>703913
I remember my grandma bought one of those cups with a spider or cockroach on the bottom when I was little. She laughed her arse off as little me screamed like a bitch when I finished my drink.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.703918 del
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>>703889
fuck bozgors


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.703919 del
>>703918
You're probably one of those swarthy "French"men.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.703920 del
What's 10K been up to?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.703921 del
>>703919
coaie esti batut in cap
nu sunt francez baga-mi-as pula sa-mi bag
this site fucking thinks romania is france


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.703922 del
>>703921
Oh no, you're a gypsy.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.703923 del
>>703921
You have to leave.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.703924 del
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NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.703925 del
>>703924
Wrong board.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.703926 del
this morning is full of wrong posts and posters


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.703927 del
>>703926
SpiderNEET will save us.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.703928 del
>>703926
I blame someone else.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.703929 del
>>703924
spiderneet that hoe


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.703930 del
>>703929
>that
dat


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.703931 del
>>703922
not, really
but in the spirit of your statement, yes
>>703923
c'mon don't be a cunt


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.703932 del
>>703887
your exact body type?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.703933 del
>>703910
those kids would just have grown up to be terrorists


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.703934 del
ate in at mcdolans
an underwhelming experience


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.703935 del
>>703934
big breakie burger?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.703936 del
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>>703931
You need to integrate or be a good international poster. We have very high standards.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.703937 del
>>703935
two plain sausage mcfuggins
one hash brown
medium skim flat white


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.703938 del
>>703934
Thanks for the hashbrown NEET.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.703939 del
>>703932
Yes.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.703940 del
>>703937
You should have tried one of NEETs mushrooms.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.703941 del
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>>703936
I've been browsing this place now and then since 2020, but I've never really got to understand this place


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.703942 del
neets committing miscegenation


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.703943 del
>>703940
Don't provoke him. You know his wrath is fierce in the morning.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.703944 del
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>>703936
>We have very high standards


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.703945 del
i might move to adelaide


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>>703944
he meant to say we have very big standards


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.703947 del
>thinking about the lost world of the majority white early 80s portrayed in knight rider


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.703948 del
>>703947
the west had already fallen by the 80s


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.703949 del
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>>703946
Looking good neet.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.703950 del
female testicular cancer


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.703951 del
>>703941
The show is very difficult to understand.

>>703944
That's part of Australia but good idea.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.703952 del
>>703946
>>703949
Tonight is going to be fun.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.703953 del
>>703951
*new idea


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.703954 del
https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/us-soldier-appears-to-let-migrants-onto-private-texas-property/
if this is private property, why cant the land owner just shoot them?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.703955 del
is the neet that watches kdramas here?


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.703956 del
>>703953
I doubt I am going to fight fat though


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.703957 del
>>703954
I would file a claim with the government saying they caused various damages. Civil case that are wet dreams for lawyers over there with that footage.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.703958 del
low intensity mental break down


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.703959 del
>>703958
I am here for you.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.703960 del
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>>703946
I don't even have 150lb


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.703961 del
>>703960
Time to start bulking up.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.703962 del
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>>703960
You're not even trying, start with a nice healthy breakky.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.703963 del
>>703869
You linked to the wrong previous thread, gumby.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.703964 del
>>703960
>lb


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.703966 del
>>703965
I've been dropping some really ripe farts today.


NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.703968 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12095189/MCCAIN-Sorority-accepts-biological-man-allegedly-aroused-sisters-theyre-punished.html
>A sorority forced to share their student house with a biological man who is allegedly visibly aroused by them


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.703970 del
>>703969
JUST


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.703971 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.703972 del
Is nasi goreng an ok and safe thing to buy at take aways?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.703973 del
>>703972
if it's made while you wait i guess it would be
if it has been sitting in a bain-marie all day I wouldn't


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.703975 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.703976 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T3yF5-OsijM [Embed]
might have been good without all the shouting
fuck I hate americans


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.703977 del
>>703974
Bad doggo.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.703978 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rfhp0ZCgLAQ [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.703979 del
Going to be racist to a non-Australian flag NEET on here later.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.703980 del
>>703979
Get that mother fucker


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.703981 del
What's a good website to buy a laptop when the sales start?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.703982 del
diabetes is a myth


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.703983 del
>>703981
What sales? EOFYS?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.703984 del
>>703983
The sales.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.703985 del
A NEET didn't know about the sales once


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.703986 del
>>703874
Have you read Nick Land?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.703987 del
I stole several boxes of McDonald's pickles.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.703988 del
My arse is going to give way shortly.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.703989 del
>>703988
It already has and we all know it.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.703990 del
Hope Olive isn't popular in Montana.
>TikTok Banned in First US State, Bringing Legal Test to Montana


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.703991 del
>>703979
That sounds racist.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.703992 del
Based and Montana pilled.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.703993 del
>>703991
> [Australia]
You're lucky.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.703994 del
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>>703993


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.703995 del
>>703979
>>703994


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.703996 del
>>703994
Fuck you street shitter


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.703997 del
I hope one of the simps buys her that wig for her Aqua from Konosuba cosplay.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.703998 del
>>703997
The beaner bitch is going to cosplay as water now?!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.703999 del
>>703997
that's been marked 'unavailable' for weeks


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.704000 del
>>703996
bloody bastard bitch i am rape you mother


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.704001 del
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>>703997
King Simp Derek already got her the outfit.
>>703998
Aqua from Konosuba, she is a water goddess. Her personality is basically monk as a woman.
>>703999
I just noticed that. What a shame.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.704002 del
>>703981
I would try and work out what you want now, check the price and see how much it drops.
then check out places like these
jbhifi, officeworks just to name a few
https://www.mydeal.com.au/
https://www.catch.com.au/
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/deals


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.704003 del
>>704002
Thanks.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.704004 del
>>704001
Mental illness.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.704005 del
>>704004
Be nice to Monk.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.704006 del
>>704005
Monk isn't the one I'm being mean to.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.704007 del
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(6.32 MB 720x1068 Cindy Fixed.mp4)


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.704008 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.704009 del
>>704007
She has no trouble putting her eye liner on...


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.704010 del
Olive can only be stopped if ausneets elevates a wholesome white girl in her place.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.704011 del
>>704010
Olive hasn't debased herself enough yet.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.704012 del
>>704010
>wholesome white girl
Better luck finding a unicorn.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.704013 del
>>704011
She's a tiktok attention whore.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.704014 del
>>704013
they haven't hit rock bottom until they post pictures of they butthole


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.704015 del
I think I need one of those black knee wrap things.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.704016 del
got a sausage roll and an apple turnover for lunch


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.704017 del
apple turnovers are poofter food


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.704018 del
>>704015
Thigh high socks?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.704019 del
>>704018
I'm not OliveNEET


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.704020 del
Weber wears programmer socks.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.704021 del
>>704020
This is why Weber doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.704022 del
>>704015
A boong?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.704023 del
>>704017
That's what a poofter would say.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.704024 del
What happens if you drop a rank fart during a rub 'n tug?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.704025 del
>>704016
Drink?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.704026 del
>>704020
pajeets dont even wear socks


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.704027 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.704028 del
>>704024
They stick a finger up your bum to block you up.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.704029 del
>>704024
Fifty dollars extra, 100 if they do it in your face.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.704030 del
>>704025
I purchased some wine, but that's for a little later.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.704031 del
Woke up before midday, yipee


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.704032 del
>>704031
Well done.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.704033 del
>>704031
Good job NEET.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.704034 del
did BeanNEET die?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.704035 del
>>704034
At this stage I think we should put him down as missing.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.704036 del
>>704034
He died of malnutrition. Beans are full of anti-nutrients. I warned him.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.704037 del
>>704036
Can confirm. Have lost 10kg on a diet full of beans.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.704045 del
Womboflix needs multiple pictures of neggers going 'sheeeit...' for emotes. Could I please ask neets to submit some?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.704046 del
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>>704045


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.704047 del
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>>704045


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.704049 del
Flossed my teeth. Gums absolutely fucked now. Lots of blood.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.704050 del
>>704009
UMMpty herder job


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.704051 del
I have new neighbours.
It's 2 girls.
One mentioned Port Pirie.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.704052 del
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGЕR.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.704053 del
>>704051
Kek, I'm from Pirie.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.704054 del
>>704051
Good-looking girls?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.704055 del
>>704054
You've never been to Pirie, have you?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.704056 del
I'm from Sale


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.704057 del
Just arrived to the big smoke, renting in the suburbs.
She'll probably get a tattoo about it.
23 in 23 on butterfly wings on her shoulder.
That'll look sick in 15 years.
Durry out her mouth and jewellery from Cashies. Working as a cleaner. Pushing her stroller to the other girls place, who's LinkedIn profile says full time mother and cert 3 in make up.
Still better than pirie.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.704058 del
>>704029
Lol


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.704059 del
>>704054
They sound hot.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.704060 del
>>704051
Tell them I said hi.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.704061 del
>>704057
Wew, Pirie aristocrats.
Which street are they from? Tell them I'm from Tenth street.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.704062 del
>>704056
Don't pretend to be Shitey


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.704063 del
>>704053
Do you have webbed feet?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.704064 del
>>704057
>cert 3 in make up.
you could get your face done.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.704065 del
>>704057
> who's LinkedIn profile says full time mother and cert 3 in make up.
they told you their surnames?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.704066 del
I think I'm going to kill everything in the backyard instead of manage it.
Mowing is too hard.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.704067 del
>>704066
just get jims or vip or whoever to do it every 3 weeks


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.704068 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.704069 del
>>704065
Pirie isn't very big and they probably had made up skank names like tahlia and jacinta.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.704070 del
>>704061
They said that's the dero end of town and only smelly boongs with webbed feet come from the west.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.704071 del
>>704067
The cost/satisfaction ratio is off.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.704072 del
>>704071
ask to see the specials


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.704073 del
>>704066
20L diesel should do it.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.704074 del
>>704069
Crystal and Staci are real names.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.704075 del
>>704070
All of pirie is dero you mong. And it isn't so much the boongs you need to be afraid of.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.704076 del
Westies full of boongs
Pirie sluts for the vette cunts unna


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.704077 del
>>704076
You'll lose interest when you see the giant penicillin needle you'd need afterwards.
20L straight to the arse!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.704078 del
>>704075
It's a classy and swinging hip leisure town on the peninsula.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.704079 del
onto the sauv blanc.
Might head to BWS.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.704080 del
>>704068
He looks like shit.


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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.704082 del
Weber's gonna pump and dump some Kadina bitches this weekend


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.704083 del
>>704082
>>704080


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.704084 del
>>704081
High tide.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.704085 del
>>704082
He should take them to the wombat hotel and finger bang them in the pokie den.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.704086 del
Buy them a $16 special and a $6 west end.
Full access to the salad bar.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.704087 del
>>704085
He'll just end up thinking about cows again


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.704088 del
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(1.67 MB 576x1016 snuggle_opportunity.mp4)


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.704089 del
>>704087
Grab them by the nose


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.704090 del
She looks really pretty in the first one.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.704091 del
Because you can't see his cock.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.704092 del
I reckon there's stunt double Olives.
Maybe some cgi Olives.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.704093 del
>>704092
He uses different filters to disguise his masculine appearance.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.704094 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.704095 del
>>704046
I like this.

>>704047
This would be good if gifs work.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.704096 del
>>703975
Comfy.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.704097 del
>>704079
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.704098 del
>>704094
Good sized pasty.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.704099 del
>>704082
He should take them for a spin in the vette to get them warmed up.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.704101 del
>>704099
Make them sit on a golf ball and go down the hummocks at 120


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.704102 del
>>704099
He should do a burnout in the parade and then say he thought it was Summer Nats


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.704103 del
>>704101
wouldnt that just go up they bum hole?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.704104 del
>>704103
At 120 I can't help but clench.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.704105 del
>>704101
>Make them sit on a golf ball
The 19th hole
https://efukt.com/1261_21375_The_19th_Hole.html


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.704106 del
>>704105
Not watching.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.704107 del
>>704105
not clicking


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.704108 del
>>704106
>>704107
me either, but from memory it's just somebody streaking on a golf course


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.704109 del
>>704106
>>704107
It's just the
>Source: Anal Acrobats


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.704110 del
>>704108
oh wait no its not


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.704111 del
might go a pub meal for dindins


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.704112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NV81D_D66Q4 [Embed]

Add this to womboflix list.
I think many of you would enjoy it.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.704113 del
>>704112
Might be better in the summer, it's too nippy this time of year.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.704114 del
>>704111
Can I come for second dinner?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.704115 del
>>704111
Steak and chips please.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.704116 del
>>704114
>>704115
I'm not so sure now. It's getting cold and I have some wine here.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.704117 del
plus it's thursday which means late night shopping fuckheads and schnitty night in most pubs


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.704118 del
>>704117
It will be packed full of mongs.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.704119 del
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This Saturday on womboflix:

Zodiac (2007) - between 1968 and 1983, a San Francisco cartoonist becomes an amateur detective obsessed with tracking down the Zodiac Killer, an unidentified individual who terrorizes Northern California with a killing spree.

Then on Sunday, the blockbuster action film Pacific Rim (2013) - as a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special weapon in a desperate effort to save the world from the apocalypse.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.704120 del
>>704118
that's what I said


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.704121 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.704122 del
>>704119
what's on tonight?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.704123 del
>>704122
The Council Meeting.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.704124 del
>>704123
not going


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.704125 del
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>>704124
It will be noted but do not be surprised when you find yourself there.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.704126 del
>>704124
Yes you are, last week you were voted to be the play thing for this week so you have no choice, so get yourself lubed up.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.704127 del
Without the meeting it would be
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9v6u9pNADH4 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.704128 del
>>704122
Tonight can be open mike/amateur night when neets are invited to pick youtube videos they think would entertain the rest of the neets for 10 minutes each.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.704129 del
>>704128
Start off with Too Many Cooks and I will see you at 7 PM AEST


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.704130 del
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If you pay attention, you can count the number of time he starts appearing.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.704131 del
Got a chicken vindaloo, rice, garlic naan, two pappadums, and a can of fanta for $17


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.704132 del
>>704131
good value for that price


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.704133 del
>>704132
yeah, wasn't stingy size either
the naan was basically a 12 inch pizza size
curry had a decent taste and some heat


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.704134 del
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Many such cases.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.704135 del
>>704133
It'll be flying out of you tomorrow.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.704136 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.704137 del
>>704134
Fake and gay.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.704138 del
>>704133
Nice, may have to buy some pork next shop and make a pork vindaloo.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.704139 del
>>704136
Lamington sounds nice.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.704140 del
>>704138
That sounds nice. I've only ever had chicken, lamb, beef and goat in curry.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.704141 del
I find pork goes dry and stringy in a curry.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.704142 del
>>704131
That is a good deal


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.704143 del
>>704142
Yeah.
Dhillon The Indian Kitchen
3/3 Church St, Salisbury SA 5108


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.704145 del
>>704143
I'll need to give Dillon a go.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.704146 del
>>704091
Nasty neet.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.704147 del
I have to drive mummybot to work at 8:30am tomorrow, its stressing me out so much that I think I won't be able to sleep


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.704148 del
>>704147
I hope you don't get the urge to drive her and yourself into a tree at High Speed.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.704149 del
Did a poo. Arse in agony.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.704150 del
>>704149
19th hole.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.704151 del
>>704147
Go to bed now to try and get a good rest, you'll be fine.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.704152 del
After I do a poo, it takes my arse a while to contract back down to normal size. It is particularly horrible when I go to wipe my arse and my hand slips right in.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.704153 del
>>704149
It's time for a new one.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.704154 del
We're having open mike night on womboflix right now neets, if you want to join us, each neet gets to try and entertain the rest of the neets with a youtube video. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.704155 del
>Family spokesman Andrew Thaler said Nowland was Tasered in the chest and back about 4am on Wednesday after police were called to Yallambee
well done nsw police, another dangerous criminal put down


https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/elderly-woman-95-tasered-by-nsw-police-at-aged-care-facility-20230518-p5d9g2.html


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.704156 del
>>704150
Thank you.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.704157 del
Alright, ausneets first open mike amateur night was kind of a success, we might have another one next week.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.704158 del
>>704157
Thanks you for running it.
Agree we need time to think.
Also you need to contribute every Nth video


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.704159 del
three neets learned how to make burnt butter creamy mushroom sauce


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.704160 del
>>704155
how the hell does it require a taser to stop a 95 year old woman


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.704161 del
>>704155
>Thaler said she had life-threatening head injuries as a result of falling over during the altercation, including a fractured skull and brain bleed.
she'll be dead in 48 hours


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.704162 del
>>704159
30L please


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.704163 del
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>>703869
This thread Pepe reminds me of this new cartoon I like


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.704164 del
did we lose a bunch of posts this morning?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.704165 del
>>703869
you linked to the wrong previous thread


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.704166 del
>>704165
Spooky >>704147


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.704167 del
>>704165
>>703963


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.704168 del
>>704155
Yet another example of how calling the police almost always makes a mental health episode worse


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.704169 del
>>704147
Why do you need to take her? Will there be a sneaky hospital visit in there?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.704170 del
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>>704169
A 12 month enforced stay will do him good.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.704171 del
>>704170
Twelve months of Thursday.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.704172 del
>>704171
Imagine all the vaseline.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.704173 del
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>>704172
no vaseline
just a rope and a chair and gasoline


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.704174 del
>>704173
Hot!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.704176 del
Anxiety about what to cook.
Getting sick of eating the same things over and over.

Going to make sanchoybao tomorrow, maybe hoisin pork fillet for Singapore noodles.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.704177 del
>>704176
I wish I'd finished my hole. I could be grilling every day.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.704178 del
>>704177
Can't you just stain it and slap it in?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.704179 del
>>704177
>>704178
Assign Bill to it.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.704180 del
>>704176
They all sound nice.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.704181 del
I'm starting to embrace the imaginary world and friends I've had in my head for over a decade now.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.704182 del
>>704181
You need TikTok.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.704183 del
>>704182
I'm willing to accept I'm mentally unwell, but I'm not that bad.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.704184 del
The good thing is if I'm acting like a dipshit or having dipshit thoughts they tell me to pull my head in.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.704185 del
>>704178
Yeah, although I had bought timber to make a shelf and some cabinet doors on one end, and some other bits of trim.
It's probably only a weekend's work.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.704186 del
Thinking of where to go for my next solo trip.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.704187 del
>>704185
Just Bill it!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.704188 del
>>704186
Were you in Japan recently?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.704189 del
>>704188
Yeah. It was a good learning experience.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.704190 del
>>704189
I was planning to go back to Scotland and Ireland with Motherbat later this year, but she has pulled the plug on that.
It would be good to travel somewhere, but I don't have the skills to put a holiday together. That's something girls are good at.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.704191 del
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>>704190
Most things I saw and did were things I found out about the day before. Websites like Lonelyplanet are useful to get a list together as well.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.704192 del
>>704190
Bill that too.
You could be having beef ragu overseas.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.704193 del
>>704190
>but she has pulled the plug on that.
Why did she do that?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.704194 del
>>704191
Tell us about the succubus.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.704195 del
>>704193
The idea of airports and flying and international travel scares/stresses her. She is technically illiterate and the world has moved on from the days of writing letters or making telephone calls to hotels and travel agents.
Her knee has also packed up.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.704196 del
>>704194
Get your hand off it!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.704197 del
>>704194
Just a woman I somehow hooked up with.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.704198 del
>>704189
Welcome back neet.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.704199 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.704200 del
>>704199
goodnight


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.704201 del
Israel is a satanic nation.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.704202 del
going to couchbed


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.704203 del
>>704202
already there


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.704204 del
>>704203
get out


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.704205 del
>>704204
i farted in our couchbed


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.704206 del
Depressed


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.704207 del
>>704206
you're not allowed to be


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.704208 del
>>704190
That cruise ship from Budapest looked nice


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.704209 del
>>704204
>>704203
:(


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.704210 del
Had about 20 mins of actual work to do. Been putting it off for a week.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.704211 del
Rewarded myself with three lung vomits in the frigid air.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.704212 del
Almost 3 o’clock. Gotta be up by 7:30 for mummybots work lift. Tick tock. Having imaginary conversations with imaginary colleagues at an imaginary workplace in an alternative future timeline where I’m not a loser manchild
Probably a sleepless night, and I can’t even goon the day away because I have a big trip to the city on Saturday


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.704213 del
>>704212
Do some sleep
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B-2MenrnR2U [Embed]
Imagining cgi blooping Weber's arse hole in place of his lips


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.704214 del
Oooh Webby it's a poo time

It's a poo time

Time to chux it dry


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.704215 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfEtMMha3EQ [Embed]

New Brien Foerster YouTube
Sacrificial blood core drill holes is wrong


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.704216 del
The drill holes are oval.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.704217 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.704218 del
sickness chucked


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.704219 del
>>704208
It did, but didn't we discover single people basically had to pay for 2 fares or some bullshit


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.704220 del
having my can of fanta from last night


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.704221 del
>>704217
Good morning NEET


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.704222 del
>>704218
You earned it!


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.704223 del
>tfw counting down to high speed Monk's adventure


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.704224 del
>>704155
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w9rCP3JouAM [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.704225 del
That's a man
>Adidas launches women's swimsuit... but the model showing off the 'Pride 2023' costume appears to be a MAN
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12096977/Adidas-Pride-2023-womens-swimsuit-modeled-man.html


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.704226 del
>Incredible footage shows Gringotts Goblinin in ill-fitting hazmat suit being marched out of a suspected meth lab in handcuffs after an explosion on suburban street
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12098125/Canley-Vale-Sydney-Meth-lab-explosion-Gringotts-Goblinin-in-ill-fitting-hazmat-suit-arrested.html


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.704227 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.704228 del
>>704227
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.704229 del
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Don't go too fast.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.704230 del
i fucked up again


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.704232 del
breakkayeieay time


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.704233 del
>>704232
Big? Good?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.704234 del
>>704233
Bacon, eggs, sausage, hash brown, mushroom, tomato, toast. Still being cooked.
The girl put a choggy biccy on the little plate she brought my coffee on


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.704235 del
>>704234
>The girl put a choggy biccy on the little plate she brought my coffee on
You're in.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.704236 del
>>704234
Good breakky.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.704237 del
>>704235
She wants his babbies.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.704239 del
>>704234
Lucky fella.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.704240 del
>>704238
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.704241 del
It was good.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.704242 del
>>704241
You'll need a little nap now.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.704243 del
Second big boy cup of black coffee for the day.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.704244 del
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My brekky.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.704245 del
>>704242
i got stuff to do
amazing how much more motivated i am on sick days


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.704246 del
I'm going to have a t-bone steak for lunch.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.704247 del
>>704246
Based.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.704248 del
>>704246
Cook mine medium please. No blood.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.704249 del
>>704246
awesome


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.704250 del
>>704244
there is something fishy about this post


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.704251 del
>>704234
>>704246
NEETs are eating well today.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.704252 del
>>704251
gots to have a treat on friday


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.704253 del
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can't be fucked doing anything again today


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.704254 del
>>704253
It is too soon to write the whole day off NEET. Go for a walk and see how you feel after.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.704255 del
>>704253
You should start your day with a shower or a walk like the other NEET said.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.704256 del
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NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.704257 del
Didn't work quite as I wanted.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.704258 del
>>704257
>>704253
JUST


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.704259 del
>>704254
Already did. Felt cold.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.704260 del
>>704256
I want this tshirt


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.704261 del
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>>704257


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.704262 del
>>704253
Go outside and get some fresh air and enjoy the sun.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.704263 del
need a poo
forgot yesterday


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.704264 del
>>704261
Justed again.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.704265 del
>>704263
It waiting and hiding.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.704266 del
Hurts knowing I'm not homophobic and transphobic enough.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.704267 del
>>704266
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.704268 del
Dropped off mummybot
Double cheeseburger meal for brekkeky
Garn drink 4 mongsters and get emotional watching combat footage


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.704269 del
>>704219
I just remembered it being around $11k


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.704270 del
>>704268
Well done NEET.
Did you maintain a safe speed along the way?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.704271 del
>>704234
Breakfast club to the MAX


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.704272 del
>>704270
Relatively


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.704273 del
>>704271
St George Rapehouse on Philip Highway


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.704274 del
>>704265
A big plug shot out at high velocity. The rest is being a bit timid


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.704275 del
>>704273
What did they charge you?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.704276 del
>>704274
The hiding poo wanted to escape


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.704277 del
>>704275
It was $24 with a big mug of coffee, so the breakfast itself would have been $18 or $19.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.704278 del
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>>704268
>Double cheeseburger meal for brekkeky
You could've had a triple. Why?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.704279 del
>>704278
The double is just right. The meat to bun to cheese to condiment ratio is wrong with a triple. The double has medicinal powers.


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.704280 del
>>704277
Was it better than vilis big breaky?


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.704281 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vJXWJ-Px5tU [Embed]
Been getting more and more interested in missile technology lately

>>704279
This is correct

2nd mongster


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.704282 del
>>704281
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_LjN3UclYzU [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.704283 del
>>704282
The javascript version is what Monk needs: https://youtube.com/watch?v=c94bALAgENM [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.704284 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfjplbti2VA [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.704285 del
>>704280
The bacon and egg was cooked better at this one, although they stacked both on the toast rather than putting the toast on the side which I would have preferred.
Vilis sausage is nicer, although there was nothing wrong with the one I had today.


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NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.704287 del
>>704286
Wait until they find out their wands don't work.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.704288 del
>>704286
kek


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.704289 del
>>704263
May all your poos be full and firm (but not too firm)


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.704290 del
Maximum woe fellows. Might go for a drive.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.704291 del
I hate this nasty cold wet weather.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.704292 del
50 in
350 out

+300 on my tab thanks.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.704293 del
>>704292
Sounds like someone followed the system.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.704294 del
>>704292
Well done. Don't go back again today. Remember what happened last time. Once a day, that is the system.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.704295 del
Minus 50


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.704296 del
>>704295
>>704291


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.704297 del
>>704292
The spreadsheet has been updated.

>>704295
Is this another update for the spreadsheet?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.704298 del
Stinky farts keep rumbling out of me.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.704299 del
4 mongsters was a bit much


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.704300 del
>>704153
I've dropped three this morning. Very sloppy and painless. No poo on the toilet seat.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.704301 del
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I thought this pic must be a photoshop but it is real.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.704302 del
spider senses are tingling


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.704303 del
>>704301
boongraham lincoln lost his hat


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.704304 del
>>704297
Minus another 50


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.704305 del
>>704304
go and do some work ffs


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.704306 del
Feel sick.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.704307 del
>>704301
Are you sure? He looks like he'd play Abraham Lincoln in planet of the apes.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.704308 del
>>704305
Work some magic


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.704309 del
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18 vs 25


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.704310 del
Minus another 50
I think telling you lot in real time is not obeying the system.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.704311 del
>>704305
I did payroll and invoicing last night.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.704312 del
>>704311
Money must be good if you can burn $500 per day on pokes and pub meals


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.704313 del
>>704312
He saves a lot of money by only getting drunk off wild turkey.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.704314 del
pokes, strokes and chokes


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.704315 del
Lost another 50
Going to a different pub


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.704316 del
>>704310
You dumb shithead.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.704317 del
He needs to get on the roulette
A proper bossman game.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.704318 del
>>704315
Nah nah nah mate, you should stay there. All those losses make it more likely there will be a big payout. It is like how if you flip a coin and get heads thrice in a row, the fourth one has to be tails.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.704319 del
>>704315
>>704316


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.704320 del
>>704295
>>704297
Very diligent and important work, thanks.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.704321 del
>>704310
We need real time data for that NEET's spreadsheet.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.704322 del
>>704313
kek


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.704323 del
>>704317
>>704318
He should consult the system for these posts.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.704324 del
Another 50.
Think thats still 100 up


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.704325 del
>>704324
>Think that
SpreadsheetNEET will tell us.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.704326 del
It seems that there won't be an Olive today either. The neets will be rioting before too long.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.704327 del
>>704326
>Olive
No-one cares.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.704328 del
>>704327
Rude.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.704329 del
>>704318
I left 100 up.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.704330 del
>>704314
Could be with the blokes but this board only has dotty old bats.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.704331 del
>>704312
You cant count.
I hope youre not spreadsheetNEET


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.704332 del
>>704323
The roulette one is monk.
Im not taking advice from him.
The other one is one of the old ducks and they just like to turn their nose up at things.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.704333 del
>>704332
I look forward to more updates.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.704336 del
>>704333
I dont think I will again. These bats get snotty if I win, or lose.
Probably thinking about how many chicken burgers or likes from Olive that could've bought.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.704337 del
>>704336
lol you salty fudge packer


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.704338 del
$200 of salty fudge.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.704339 del
might go and get some rum and wine and send hermione an email


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.704340 del
>>704334
Disgusting. What scum.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.704341 del
>>704336
You've been shamed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.704342 del
>>704338
He'll pack anything if it gives him a shot at getting the feature.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.704343 del
>>704339
>>704308


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.704344 del
High explosive fecal ordinance. Precision guided. Stealth acoustic sound profile. Mission success.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.704345 del
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NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.704346 del
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>>704345


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.704347 del
>>704345
No wonder the dog kept raping her.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.704348 del
>>704344
>Explosive barrage,
>Guided with precision's touch,
>Silent triumph roars.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.704349 del
>turns out helen was a bit of a slut


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.704350 del
>>704345
I'll have half.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.704351 del
>>704349
Died doing what she loves.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.704352 del
I'm thinking goon and sportsbet


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.704353 del
>>704352
You're thinking complete life failure.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.704354 del
>>704352
Monk? No!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.704355 del
>>704352
The dotty ol neets rub their balls to your losses


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.704356 del
Winning ruins their climax.
Thats why nuro was banned.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.704357 del
that first mouthful of op rum and cola always hits the spot


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.704358 del
>>704356
lol


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.704359 del
Monk wouldn't believe it was Weber who defended his choice of double cheeseburgers over triples.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.704360 del
>>704359
Yes I would.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.704361 del
>>704360
You'll believe what we want you to.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.704362 del
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>>704351


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.704363 del
look at all dose chickems


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.704364 del
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>>704363


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.704365 del
>>704356
RIP.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.704366 del
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Winning


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.704367 del
>>704283
They always ask where the missile is, but not how the missile is.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.704368 del
>>704366
Is this online pokes?
Gay.
Go to the local and feel the atmosphere.
Its too late in the day for the system though.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.704369 del
>>704368
>Gay.
>Go to the local and feel the atmosphere.
Hot!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.704370 del
>Dear Hermione,
>Do you maybe want to go fishing or go for a drive in my Corvette and also get a pepper pie or a schnitty some time
>Yours sincerely et cetera et cetera,
>Walter 'Webby' Weber Esq


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.704371 del
>tfw don't want to feel the gay atmosphere


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.704372 del
>>704371
It's all around you


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.704373 del
FUDGE STATUS: PACKED


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.704374 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAG4XXCOj48 [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.704375 del
>>704373
Hot!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.704376 del
wonder if monk got through his four (4) mondsters


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.704377 del
Having a chamomile tea.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.704378 del
Possum pronounced chamomile as cham-oh-milly once.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.704379 del
shit, forgot to buy tea. I plan on taking up drinking green tea as a less harmful alternative to other beverages I've been killing myself with.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.704380 del
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>>704376
I finished them by about 1.
Been frantically reading about missile guidance systems, warhead ordinance, explosive manufacturing, fertilisers, domestic terrorism, and other ASIO watchlist related topics.
Zhir is back after a few days, zhey were shitting (audibly) with the doilet door half open when I went inside.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.704381 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix we will be seeing David Fincher's Zodiac (2007), starring Donnie Darko, Tony Stark, and the Incredible Hulk. If neets like it we may show Se7en and The Social Network soon.

Then on Sunday we have the big budget sci-fi/action film Pacific Rim (2013), where human pilots use giant robots to do battle with giant bugs.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.704382 del
>>704380
>with the doilet door half open
I will not oppose you getting on the goon now.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.704383 del
>>704381
A very scary weekend for me this weekend.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.704384 del
>>704380
>>704381
I agree with >>704383


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.704385 del
Had a nosebleed in the shower.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.704386 del
>>704384
Imagine agreeing with me.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.704387 del
>>704385
Drip, drip, drip.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.704388 del
>>704385
Goodbye NEET


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.704389 del
>>704380
> zhey were shitting (audibly) wit
vile


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.704390 del
>>704381
>If neets like it we may show Se7en and The Social Network soon.
good fillums


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.704391 del
>>704381
what's on tonight?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.704392 del
>>704385
Stop picking it.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.704393 del
>>704391
Projectionist neet is having a night off. If you feel 5 nights a week isn't enough, you're free to claim friday night as your own and start streaming stuff.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.704394 del
>>704391
HP 19


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.704395 del
I prefer screaming stuff while naked and in public.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.704396 del
egg


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.704397 del
bacon


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.704398 del
the neighbourhood dog rapist has been released


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.704399 del
>>704381
>The Social Network
Can we watch Blackhat after that? HackerNEETs will like it


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.704400 del
I'm going to hack your bussy.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.704401 del
Grabbing handfuls of back fat. Its everywhere.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.704402 del
>>704381
What's on tonight?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.704403 del
>>704402
the heat


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.704404 del
>>704402
Port v Melbourne


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.704405 del
>>704401
Big handfuls?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.704406 del
>>704402
HP 19


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.704407 del
>>704406
Is that the one where she gets driven around in a sports car looking for pepper pies?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.704408 del
>>704393
ProjectionistNEET just yelled at Wombo...


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.704409 del
>>704407
then starts nagging him about having had 'enough' stdout


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.704410 del
Parcel man just delivered my lube


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.704411 del
Weber leaked classified Stratfor e-mails and was arrested, but mysteriously released without charge in March of 2012 once


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.704412 del
>>704404
Big multi?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.704413 del
>>704410
Big bottle?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.704414 del
>>704412
Potential returns of 440


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.704415 del
water is cold out the tap lately


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.704416 del
>>704409
She meets Motherbat, who makes a fuss of her, happy that Weber finally has somebody in his life. Hermione fails to eat all of her chicken chasseur and makes a number of 'woke' comments when the six o'clock news is on.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.704417 del
>>704415
why's that?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.704418 del
>>704417
i think it has something to do with the weather


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.704419 del
>>704399
The plebs didn't like Sneakers or Hackers. Ungrateful sods.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.704420 del
>>704419
Wargames was marginally more accepted, but only because they wanted to fuck Ally Sheedy or Matthew Broderick.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.704421 del
>>704418
i find that hard to believe


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.704422 del
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>>704413


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.704423 del
i saw a neet's keyboard once


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.704424 del
I wonder if I can get that delusional I start feeling sensations that aren't there like getting hugged.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.704425 del
>>704422
you could have got that from jaycar


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.704426 del
>>704425
I did.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.704427 del
>>704424
They've done brain scans on Buddhist monks while they're practising transcendental meditation and their brains react like someone on heroin.
Same neuro transmitters are released I think.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.704428 del
Forever waiting for a full photo of webers battlestation


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.704429 del
Jcar wank lube.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.704430 del
He's a stroker and a poker, a midnight toker.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.704431 del
Having tuna, rice, steamed veggies, chilli sauce and avocado all mixed in a bowl for an early dinner, then I'll go for a walk.
>>704427
Not sure if I have what it takes to get into meditation and I'm not going to take drugs. I'll have to do further research into that.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.704432 del
Fantasy worlds are just alternate universes that people somehow tap into, either as a temporary member of said world or just an observer.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.704433 del
>>704399
I've heard it's dreadful. I think we've seen all the quality michael mann movies already, except for Thief


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.704434 del
>>704428
He doesn't just let anyone see his floppys.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.704435 del
>>704432
Nah its all in your head.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.704436 del
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>Mann was born February 5, 1943, in Chicago, Illinois.[4] He is the son of Jewish grocers Esther and Jack Mann.[5][6]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.704437 del
>>704428
I want to see a photo of the girl japan neet met


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.704438 del
Tell us about the succubus.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.704439 del
>>704438
> [Singapore]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.704440 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y1YDJdXw-LY [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.704441 del
>>704440
lol
it's funny they deliberately got two female coppers to walk him to the paddy wagon just to make it clear how small he was


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.704442 del
>>704422
Good size.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.704443 del
>>704440
No one read the HP article this morning >>704226


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.704444 del
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ALL THE NEETS HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
AND WIZZY SAYS YOU ALL GET GF'S


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.704445 del
>>704444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.704446 del
toonami


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.704447 del
wizzy has been wishing us gf's for years, and has it ever worked?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.704448 del
Big W has taken to using a nugget for all of their big man clothing images


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.704449 del
>>704444
Thanks wiz.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.704450 del
>>704447
Wizzy can put one in your path, but you have to secure her.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.704451 del
Going to watch a movie tonight.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.704452 del
>>704447
He's a boong what do you expect, plus he probably thinks a gf is an empty goon bag.


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>when you find out wizzy has been using his magic to get you an empty goon flask all these years


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.704454 del
Flossed my teeth.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.704455 del
>>704451
what moofie neet?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.704456 del
>>704451
scary moofie?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.704457 del
>>704451
adult film?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.704458 del
>>704454
Looking good.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.704459 del
>>704455
Not sure.
>>704456
No.
>>704457
No.
>>704458
I never will.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.704460 del
I am watching Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.704461 del
>>704460
what's that about?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.704462 del
>>704444
Thanks.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.704463 del
>>704461
A machine from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a man and a woman from an advanced robotic assassin to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.704464 del
>>704460
a poor choice


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.704465 del
>>704463
sounds complicated


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.704466 del
Might get a flannel shirt.
We used to call them druggie shirts when I was in my early teens.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.704467 del
Put this or something on womboflix

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipwWXY-ig08 [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.704468 del
I have a bad habit of buying clothes for "when I lose weight" and then I never lose weight. Wardrobe is full of them.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.704469 del
>>704468
I don't do that, but I do sometimes order things that are "supposed" to be my size and am too ashamed to return them when they don't fit.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.704470 del
>>704466
It should look good on you.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.704471 del
>>704469
Inconsistent sizing is a big problem when shopping online for clothes. It can even happen with shoes. Sizes should be uniform. Government mandated.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.704472 del
>>704468
You will be well prepared for when you do.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.704473 del
>>704471
>It can even happen with shoes. Sizes should be uniform. Government mandated.
It should. I only purchase sneakers online and am fortunate that a US 10 tends to be pretty consistent with the more well known brands.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.704474 del
>>704473
They tend to be consistent on length but width varies considerably.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.704475 del
>>704474
New Balance make different widths. I think mine are 'E' width. When I buy more I usually look at the tongue on the existing pair to make sure.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.704476 del
>>704472
>for when you do.
We're all gonna make it.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.704477 del
Good work Webb
>In just 20 minutes, Webb ate 15 burgers including some double and triples, a fries, a loaded fries, a thick shake and two cokes — a meal which weighed a remarkable 6.8kg.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/aussie-professional-eater-james-webb-eats-entire-menu-in-20-minutes/news-story/041843ba18cc99c94ad74136bfed1ba3


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.704478 del
>>704477
These competition eaters do not respect the feed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.704479 del
>>704477
He has a very oddly shaped head and face.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.704480 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/disgusting-abc-host-stan-grants-resignation-has-left-his-peers-shocked/news-story/d3227979af5d40036500c4a8ab33dd51
Tan Grant walks away from TV claiming racism, rather than admit his bullshit during the Coronation service was wrong.


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>>704480
>Tan Grant
He looks ridiculous. How does he do it? A chemical fake tan product or solarium?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.704482 del
>>704481
Both I'd say.
He was white when I was a kid and he was hosting A Current Affair or whatever the equivalent timeslot was.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.704483 del
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It gets worse.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.704484 del
thinking of getting a potplant


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.704485 del
>>704483
It's horrendous, but I still can't help laughing. It's almost like a Seinfeld episode where the cop is George.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.704486 del
>>704484
Get a plastic one they're easier to care for.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.704487 del
>>704485
The clown world is simultaneously funny in its absurdity as well as being depressing and evil.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.704488 del
>>704486
I want one that will filter away all the nasty gases that the plastics around me are giving off.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.704489 del
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>>704484


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.704490 del
>>704488
Is that you, boardneet?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.704491 del
>>704483
I would like to see the footage.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.704492 del
>>704491
They will bury that.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.704493 del
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>Pauline Hanson is auctioning 'exclusive' knitwear to fund her racial discrimination defence
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/pauline-hanson-selling-knitwear-to-fund-mehreen-faruqi-defence/qfg3bpl26


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.704494 del
>>704491
Everybody would.
In addition to the cop's name and face, I'd also like to see the dipshit immigrant at the nursing home who called the cops in the first place.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.704495 del
>>704493
She should sell her bathwater. Cruisey would buy a jar.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.704496 del
>>704493
The least diverse Wiggles line up to date.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.704497 del
Are any neets fans of mike judge's works?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.704498 del
>>704497
who?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.704499 del
>>704497
Not really.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.704500 del
>>704496
Are you stealing comments from reddit?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.704501 del
>>704497
No, but then again I have never heard of him.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.704502 del
>>704500
no? I mean it's not a great comment, but it's not exactly hard to think of either


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.704503 del
>>704495
He could rub it at the pokes to bring him luck.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.704504 del
>>704495
I hope he doesn't drink it.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.704505 del
>>704504
That would be the choke.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.704506 del
>>704503
Hot


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.704507 del
I might cook myself another t-bone and some onion.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.704508 del
>>704507
CashedUpNEET


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.704509 del
>>704507
Did you pan fry or grill the one at lunchtime?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.704510 del
Also decided I'm not going to bother with a will, when the time comes I'll just live it up and spend all my savings.
>>704509
Yeah, with onion, two eggs and a cup of steamed veggies.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.704511 del
>>704510
>when the time comes
that could happen just crossing the road one day


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.704512 del
>>704511
It could, but I mean under more planned circumstances.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.704513 del
>>704512
Overseas or otherwise unavailable?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.704514 del
>>704512
You better not.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.704515 del
>>704513
he's not me


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.704516 del
>>704515
Overseas or otherwise unavailable option is available to all NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.704517 del
tee hee hee


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.704518 del
>>704517
You better not be up to no good.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.704519 del
>>704518
of course he fuckin is


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>>704518
>>704519


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.704521 del
I might go for an hour long walk after dinner.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.704522 del
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>>704519


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.704523 del
>>704521
Do 20 minutes for me please.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.704524 del
webby should do the low carb/atkins diet thing, eat steaks and eggs all the time


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.704525 del
>>704524
Maybe when he's not fat Possum will like him.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.704526 del
>>704521
I enjoy two 15 minute walks.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.704527 del
thinking about funding a christian theocratic state in southern china


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.704528 del
>thinking about Monk's multi


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.704529 del
>>704528
Thinking about him and cruisey at the cas giving it a rub for luck.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.704530 del
>>704526
>walks
wanks


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.704531 del
>>704529
Would it be gay to rub the same machine?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.704532 del
>>704531
OH, so they rub the machine?, kek I got that wrong.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.704533 del
shut up richard


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.704534 del
Imagine unknowingly marrying your half sister.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.704535 del
>>704531
Not if their hands don't touch.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.704536 del
Still pissed off that fags can donate blood.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.704537 del
Monko what are the elements of your multi?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.704538 del
I bet it's a earth and fire combo


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.704539 del
>>704536
You need to relax and stop reading the news.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.704540 del
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People think it's weird when I go for night walks, they always ask something along the lines of "aren't you scared of getting jumped?". I've had groups of bad home boongs cross the street when walking past me.


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>>704539
I don't read the news.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.704542 del
>>704540
You are what they call a "bad ass".


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.704543 del
>>704497
Daria is the best one.
I watched some king of the hill yesterday.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.704544 del
(((They))) know that we know.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.704545 del
>>704495
Pauline is a mong, and she looks like my mum.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.704547 del
>>704546
A very low quality post, just like all your posts. You will not be missed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.704548 del
>>704543
I liked it but it's hard to find decent quality one with the music. The official release has all the music removed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.704550 del
>>704536
How much did you donate?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.704551 del
>>704549
lol


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.704552 del
>>704550
Poorly bantered. Fuck you American


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.704553 del
Ooooh Webby it's a poo time


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.704554 del
>>704553
No it isn't.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.704555 del
>>704554
It's always poo time


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.704556 del
>>704555
Poo time comes once a day. Sometimes twice.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.704557 del
>>704545
You didn't deny it, just explained it.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.704558 del
https://visdeurbel.nl/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.704559 del
>>704558
4 fillets of winde thanks.


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NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.704563 del
>>704562
Monk being watched by ztepmum


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.704564 del
>>704561
Faggot


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.704566 del
>>704537
Didn't make one. My gym membership came out after mummybot sent me $50 so I had to use my last $20 cash for petrol
Maybe tomorrow night


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.704567 del
Lol they are using the abo names for the footy teams


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.704568 del
>>704565
This is not a good meme.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.704569 del
>>704567
Didn't Sherrin also re-brand their footballs?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.704570 del
>>704567
They better not be using Wizzy.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.704571 del
>>704569
>Footy fans won't see a single Sherrin kicked during Rounds 10 and 11 this season as the iconic brand changes its name to Yiloga


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.704572 del
>>704571
Burley make a better ball anyway.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.704574 del
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>>704573


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.704575 del
I have the heater on again. I decided life is too short to suffer the cold just to save a few hundred bucks.
My research showed that using the heater in a sensible fashion costs about $3 a day above my usual consumption. I can afford it.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.704576 del
>>704575
Do you close the doors to the room with the heater to keep the heat in?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.704577 del
>>704576
Of course.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.704578 del
>>704577
Good.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.704580 del
>>704575
Yeah I agree.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.704581 del
>>704579
I know how that feels.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.704582 del
Going to let the dog out for a piss but I need to stay out there with her in the cold to make sure she doesn't start digging in the mud again.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.704583 del
>>704582
Be vigilant NEET.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.704584 del
>>704582
Think warm thoughts.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.704585 del
Footy is getting exciting.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.704586 del
I'm putting the chamomile teas away at a fast rate.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.704587 del
>>704586
Have you ever encrypted your heart?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.704588 del
carn naarm


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.704589 del
rape


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.704590 del
Carn yowiepulti


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.704591 del
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NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.704592 del
>>704591
> how the drive thru qt looks when I whisper "don't forget the chips" into the speaker.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.704593 del
He ignored my pickup line, like the SOC team ignores the failed logon attempt.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.704594 del
TGIF! Have a great day Neets!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.704595 del
>>704592
It is the dipping sauces they always forget. The hunny mussy.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.704596 del
I didn't wash the heat rub off my hand well enough before I went for a piss.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.704597 del
My horniness sometimes gets in the way of my racism.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.704598 del
>>704597
Weber is like that with his hunger. I was surprised he eats slop made by dirty pajeets.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.704599 del
Exciting finish to the footy.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.704600 del
I wish I dropped out of high school, that uni fantasy I had in my teen years was retarded and in hindsight I should have known it wouldn't have worked out.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.704601 del
>>704599
Big finish?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.704602 del
>>704600
>I wish I dropped out of high school
Same. I almost did, I just stopped going, but after a couple of weeks they talked me into coming back.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.704603 del
>>704598
I don't think he would eat african food
He has a soft spot for pajeet food, of course


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.704604 del
>>704603
I think he'd eat anything if the hunger was on him.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.704605 del
We had more NEETs once, but Weber got hungry.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.704606 del
>>704603
>He has a soft spot for pajeet food, of course
British Indian food isn't real Indian.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.704607 del
My knee is too fucked to even consider starting an apprenticeship now.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.704608 del
>>704607
Of course.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.704609 del
>>704608
Keep that up and I'll lock you in a room with a hungry Weber.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.704610 del
shit talking him again


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.704611 del
I think the port song was in boong language.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.704612 del
>>704610
Its slander.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.704613 del
>>704611
nah just bad home slurring


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.704614 del
I really hate how much Australia panders to shit skins, especially the "natives".


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.704615 del
Going to bed. You rude cunts can all get stuffed. You know who you are.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.704616 del
>>704615
Stuff me yourself. Goodnight mate.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.704617 del
>>704616
Good night.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.704618 del
>>704615
Good night.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.704619 del
>>704617
I'm not going to bed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.704620 del
>>704619
Good night.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.704622 del
stuff me like a green olive.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.704623 del
>>704615
I have been napping and YouTube watching. I am not a rude


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.704624 del
>>704623
I bet you are a rude.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.704626 del
>>704625
Imagine not already knowing that. I think some people don't get things told to them in their dreams.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.704627 del
I frequently laugh to myself in my room while I have conversations in my head to my imaginary friends.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.704628 del
>>704627
Please be mindful that some of us don't like being laughed at.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.704629 del
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>>704628
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.704630 del
The Monk knows where he is at times. He knows this because he knows where he isn’t.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.704631 del
>>704630
Food for thought.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.704632 del
Things are starting to fall into place.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.704633 del
I'm still wary of the mind reader at work but he seems nice, I think he knows that I'm aware of his ability and that could factor into his behaviour. If that's the case then his niceness might not be genuine and that pisses me off.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.704634 del
>>704633
Why do you suspect him of having mind reading abilities?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.704635 del
Cruisey tried a Vulcan mind meld with his poker machine once but he still didn't get the feature.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.704636 del
>>704634
I don't really know how to explain it since I don't understand it myself. Not willing to go to anyone about it either for obvious reasons


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.704637 del
>>704636
It might be something to talk to your GP about.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.704638 del
It sucks loving someone but not liking them


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.704639 del
>>704637
I doubt I'd be taken seriously, that tends to happen to me. I also don't want anything like that on my records, it's not like I have voices in my head telling me to hurt others. I just think and believe weird stuff but I'm aware it's weird


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.704640 del
Open areas with artificial lighting bothers me


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.704641 del
Possoms colon has artificial lighting


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.704642 del
>>704641
He put too many light bulbs up there.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.704643 del
Watching studio takes of the eagles


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.704644 del
Heavy rain.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.704645 del
Can’t sleep again despite being tired all day
Neet cycle


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.704646 del
>>704645
mong cycle.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.704647 del
Wish I was a boat builder in neolithic Britain.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.704648 del
Grain farming ruined everything.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.704649 del
>>704644
It's very wet. I heard it, but thought it was only a light shower.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.704650 del
💡 🚿


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.704651 del
>>704646
There has to be a deeper meaning for it.
Why must thou mong?
What benefit is there?
What purpose has the mong?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.704652 del
>>704650
lol well emoji bantered.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.704653 del
Feeling severely woed. Alas, Dan is closed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.704654 del
I think we should have been goat shepherds.
With goon bags around our neck.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.704655 del
Have a hard time coping with the fact I'm part Anatolian neolithic migrationary farmer stock.
Turk roach cunts.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.704656 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vTyojqbW6lM [Embed]

Very good video


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.704657 del
Apart from bringing up Mexicans and Stephen Milo
Mexican food cultivation was corn and chilis
Both are shit
Peruvians bred potatoes


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.704658 del
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>>704655
Join the horde, brother!


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.704659 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.704660 del
>>704659
Night fella.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.704661 del
Did you know that the Peruvians were an Irish maybe Portuguese settlement?
Their mythology has a group of settlers from far off lands settling there.
Followed the Amazon the whole way and kept going west. Their architecture is the same.
Or so I've been told on YouTube and in my head.

Makes me think of South East Asians, who were bred by Indians. They even saw themselves as Indian.
What happens when you send your best to found new colonies and that leaves a vacuum in your home country?
You forget how to use plumbing.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.704662 del
>>704658
You r tocharian blood missed the Anatolian pig fucker farmer expansion, and the Indo euro Aryan yamnaya expansion.
Hid on the step and didn't have to deal with this khazarian and Turk expansion, making us eat grains.
Grains are animal food.
Humans are above that, unless they're cattle.
Fucking chariot riding husbandry herding faggots.
You kept out of it.
Ugarit nomads, beyond the concerns of these settled farming communities.
Ever on the go. Nothing to lose, everything to fight for.
Fermented milk and mushroom tea. 🍄 🍵
Raw horse meat 🐴 🍖
Living off the land.

Gave it up for paprika.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.704663 del
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>>704662


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.704664 del
Had an hour nap.
Now must feed.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.704665 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.704666 del
I won't larp as a woman ever again.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.704667 del
might by a barbell and start doing deadlifts


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.704668 del
Harrumph


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.704669 del
>>704665
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.704670 del
>>704666
Zher mistake there.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.704671 del
>>704663
Based.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.704672 del
>>704594
Thanks. I am enjoying these posts.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.704673 del
>>704672
He is deliberately posting about having a good day when everybody is going to bed and that day is over. It is very immature.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.704674 del
>>704673
It'll never replace a Gook Night or Karen.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.704675 del
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lol based


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.704676 del
>>704675
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.704677 del
Medical anxiety is through the roof again today. Gonna make a doctor's appointment.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.704678 del
>>704677
Do some yoga.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.704679 del
>>704677
I have to make a phone call shortly and I don't wanna.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.704680 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ug2WzYKvhsw [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.704681 del
>>704665
>>704669
Morning.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.704682 del
>>704681
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.704683 del
>A man cyclist is facing backlash after he won a race and then posted on social media about other competitors bailing before the medal celebration.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/no-wonder-theyre-quitting-megyn-kelly-slams-man-cyclist-after-victory-sees-podium-boycotts/news-story/ef5987c0c1ae75b04f0368e65b00effd


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.704684 del
>>704679
Do some meditation.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.704685 del
>>704673
Why does he do it?


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.704686 del
I'm up. Too early. Wish I could go back to bed. Going shopping later.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.704687 del
>>704683
The other slow fat bitches need to get into shape and stop whineing.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.704688 del
A poo will explode out of my arse in about 20 minutes. Brace yourselves neets.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.704689 del
>>704684
I got it out of the way. All good.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.704690 del
>>704689
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.704691 del
having a mondster
need to go and see a man shortly


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.704692 del
remembered the day before a 300km round trip that my wipers don't work lol


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.704693 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0vuzqunync8 [Embed]
That idiot from Linus Tech Tips turned down $100m USD to retire


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.704694 del
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>>704692


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.704695 del
>>704693
>That idiot
They're all going to be replaced with Zoomers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x6a4hMyiwBo [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.704696 del
Oooh Webby it's a poo time


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.704697 del
>>704692
You'll have to stick your head out the window.


NEET 05/19/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.704698 del
>>704691
About a horse?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.704699 del
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NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.704700 del
>>704699
>Sri Lankan
I think it is only going to become more common in the future as a lot of them marry immediate cousins which create these fucked up offspring. Either born that way or as in the article made that way. In a sense it will be interesting to see what happens to their population, even if they bring in new ones the gene pool is continued to be damaged by these immediate family relationships.

Not just Sri Lankans but all those Asian populations that marry immediate or close family members.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.704701 del
>>704700
I for one encourage all Indian sub-contintentals to continue marrying and breeding with first cousins.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.704702 del
>>704701
It is a trend that I have heard from people over the years. It will ironically never be reported or resolved because it is discriminatory to identify these trends and to tell them to stop the inbreeding when it relates to their ethnicity and cultural background. One positive of the clown world in a sense.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.704703 del
>>704702
Same with the Middle East and parts of Central Asia, I encourage them all to breed their way into a genetic bottleneck. I just wish it would hurry up.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.704704 del
>>704703
>NEETs world untouched,
>Hopes linger, time drags slowly,
>Hurry up, it must.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.704705 del
Does chamollie tea actually work or is it just a meme? I need to calm down but I'm not going back on the benzoes.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.704706 del
>>704705

Totally works.
Two baggies Of chamomille and two caps of melissa > benzoes.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.704707 del
>>704706
How's the weather over there?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.704708 del
>>704675
God I wish that were me
I'd slap those women into submission. The way they just slowly rejoin the road is infuriating


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.704709 del
>>704708
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.704710 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.704711 del
>>704710
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.704712 del
fucken morning gone
got the wiper motor and control module temporarily replaced
cops pulled me over on the way to tell me my license expired today (I'd already renewed it) and then breatho'd me and then asked where I was going. I told them about the wipers because it wasn't raining. As I pulled away it started to bucket down and they followed me onto the road I turned onto and I had to stop and pretend I was waiting for the rain to finish.
Need to go and get Pajeet to wash the car now and find some lunch.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.704713 del
>>704381
is it tomorrow night tonight? I like the sound of Zodiac but if its a hippy moofie then i might get PTSD flashbacks to my ex GF.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.704714 del
Beef schnitty with pepper sauce for lunch. Girl poured me about 300ml of wine because she wanted to use up the bottle.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.704715 del
>>704714
sounds good


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.704716 del
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Just got back from colesworths, some gronk in a clunker that even an uber pajeet would be embarrased to drive was being defected by the cops. He was begging them for mercy like a smack hore begs for a taste, it was cringe AF. He drives away and teh cops are laughing becuase of all the smoke and hes got no exhaust or dignity. I think they pulled him up again because he went up a side street and they did a 360 screechie after him. Why on earth would you be driving such a piece of poo unless you had the withdrawal staggers and needed to get to dan ASAP?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.704717 del
>>704716
That was just Webby


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.704718 del
>>704713
yeah, tonight. I think Zodiac is mainly about san francisco hippies getting murdered during the 60s.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.704719 del
sardines on low carb bread with avocado for lunch


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.704720 del
>want to try camomille tea to help with my anxiety
>can't because I'm anxious about having an allergic reaction to it and going into anaphylatic shock


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.704721 del
going bed for nap


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.704722 del
finally home


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.704723 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8z7UjET1Is [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.704724 del
>>704721
Goodnight.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.704725 del
>>704722
Welcome back.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.704726 del
>>704725
Fanx


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.704727 del
>>704712
Busy day.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.704728 del
>>704716
Sir must continue to do the needful.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.704729 del
Sheets and pillow cases have been washed and put back on bed and mattress has been turned. Now having a rosehip tea.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.704730 del
>>704727
Yeah. Need a poo now.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.704731 del
NEET General #691 - Homosexual Tea Edition


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.704732 del
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>>704716


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.704733 del
>>704729
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.704734 del
>>704731
Hot!


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.704735 del
Tony Coney is doing laps while I shid


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.704736 del
I've only got four teabags left.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.704737 del
>>704736
I’d have thought the group teabagging you received on Thursday night would have been enough for you


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.704739 del
>>704735
>Tony Coney
He's been packing cones all day.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.704740 del
>>704739
No that’s Tony Cruisey


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.704741 del
I could smell hi when I walked past the gaming room at lunch


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.704742 del
Him*


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.704743 del
mom died two hours and ten minutes ago and I'm alternating between crying and feeling entirely numb lads


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.704744 del
>>704736
Cut them in half.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.704745 del
>>704743
That really sucks, NEET. My condolences.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.704746 del
>>704744
He can dry them on the sink and use them again.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.704747 del
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>>704743
I'm so sorry neet.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.704748 del
>>704743
RIP NEET's mum.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.704749 del
>>704743
I am sorry for your loss NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.704750 del
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>>704749
>>704748
>>704747
>>704745
thanks neets
I know some may not have good relations with their parents, but if you do, please cherish them


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.704751 del
>>704743
I'm sorry neet


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.704752 del
>>704741
Hi


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.704753 del
>>704743
Fucking hell mate. Im very sorry for your loss.
You got family about the place that youre spending time with?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.704754 del
having an OP rum


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.704755 del
>>704754
Where do you get your car washed.
I ended up in Prospect to get mine done.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.704756 del
>>704743
My condolences, fella. May the earth be light to her.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.704757 del
>>704755
This was the 'Washmaster' pajeet place at the Lizbef Centre on the side where Philip Highway runs out and the Office Works is on the other side of the road.
I think it was $69 for a basic inside and out detail.
The Commodore I usually put through the brushless one on the other side of the Centre next to the Police Station. That's about $15.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.704758 del
>>704757
The pajeets at Tea Tree Plaza do an alright job too.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.704759 del
>>704757
I was going to go to the cop shop one.
Didnt know there was another.
I got the $18 one (the middle one, one is $15, one is 22)
Is there a real difference between them?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.704760 del
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>>704754
Well rumed.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.704761 del
neets, projectionist neet has to cancel the movie for tonight, I'm sorry


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.704762 del
>>704761
No worries.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.704763 del
>>704761
I dunno if true, but I'm uploading Ace Ventura 1, so in place I could stream that on endcorner. At 7pm AEST.
Or The Raid Redemption the fellas did not see the last time.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.704764 del
>>704759
>Is there a real difference between them?
Nah, the top tier isn't worth it.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.704765 del
>>704761
Not fucking good enough


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.704766 del
>>704759
Did you get both the inside and outside done for that price?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.704767 del
>>704761
You are so ashamed at your failure that you couldn't bring yourself to use capital letters of punctuation in your post.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.704768 del
>>704766
The one by the cop shop just does the outside if you're using the automated system. The self-serve has vacuum cleaners. From memory they're about $2 a minute or something ridiculous.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.704769 del
I'm not uploading Ace ventura, too slow and have no time to wait for it.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.704770 del
>>704761
What's up?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.704771 del
>>704743
Bad feels will come and go for many months, often at random. You will at times forget why you feel bad. Feels bad neet


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.704772 del
Okay, so instead of womboflix and zodiac, if anyone want to watch it raid redemption on endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
At ~7pm AEST. Probably some minutes later.

Right now two chaps crossing New Zealand in a perfectly-ish straight line.

I'll arrive late, so I throw everything in, and if the yt vids finished, the movie will start automatically.

No I'm not streaming raid redemption on ever weekend, I streamed it only once, the last time I only offered it for the NEETs.


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>>704761


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.704774 del
>>704721
>>704724
I'm back. Big nap.
Going to the bottleo now.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.704775 del
>>704743
>>704750
Christ neet, I am sorry to here that.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.704776 del
>>704774
Pack of chips please.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.704777 del
>>704775
>here that
Fuck me, you know what I mean.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.704778 del
Pack of Jerky please.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.704779 del
>>704777
>Fuck me
Hot!


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.704780 del
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>>704779


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.704781 del
What is about the cheapest goon that is pleasant straight?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.704783 del
>>704781
I am not sure if that is possible.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.704784 del
>>704780
Just noticed the tassle on her bedroom door handle... that's her 'do not disturb I'm getting railed' signal to her housemate.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.704785 del
>>704782
Posting your wombat for clout is less unethical than posting your downy brother. Chicken burgah.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.704786 del
>>704781
Buy the cheapest and just mix it with milk.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.704787 del
>>704784
>housemate
She lives alone you mong.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.704788 del
>>704783
Banrock station moscato is quite good straight.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.704789 del
>>704786
I still don't know if this is just a meme or if it is actually good. I've been tempted to mix some vodka with that expensive cold pressed milk but I've never gotten around to it.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.704790 del
>>704787
You do not know her living circumstances. If she has said something she was probably lying. She needs to lie to protect her income stream. Keep stringing the pay pigs along.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.704791 del
>>704788
That sounds like a fine choice.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.704792 del
>>704790
The tie on a door thing is from America as they would have two students sleeping in the same room. If you have the room to yourself you just have sex in your room, and establish a rule that you do not open someone's door without knocking and having them explicitly invite you to open it first.
I can tell you've never lived with roommates before, or at least not women.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.704793 del
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>>704790
>Keep stringing the pay pigs along.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.704794 del
>>704791
My local bottleo doesn't carry the moscato cask, only the pink moscato bottles. The latter is better but but much more expensive at $9 a bottle.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.704795 del
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>>704789
If you want the best milk you need to find a Druid.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.704796 del
Do you reckon I could get mare's milk off a woman with horses?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.704797 del
>>704795
<Confront him


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.704798 del
>>704796
the milk is stored in the titties not the horse


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.704799 del
I had Subway for dindins


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.704800 del
>>704799
Meatball sub?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.704801 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywqtxZdo9pA [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.704802 del
>>704800
Eyetalian BMT


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.704803 del
>>704798
How do women get mare's milk into their tits?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.704804 del
>>704800
Two footlong meatball subs with extra cheese. Started choking whilst gook lady nurse was distracted.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.704805 del
just pissed down the leg of my trackies accidentally


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.704806 del
>thinking about that time I asked him to make me a roadtrip mix tape and he didn't


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.704807 del
>>704805
Kek, I've done that. You'll tell yourself you'll change your trackies but a week later you're still wearing the same smelly trackies.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.704808 del
>>704807
it's the dampness that's annoying me right now


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.704809 del
I changed them


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.704810 del
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>>704806


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.704811 del
>>704805
Well done.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.704812 del
>>704772
>straight line
I hope they're keeping out of people's yards.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.704814 del
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NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.704815 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bn1FP6Rtf7Y [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.704816 del
>>704805
These things happen


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.704817 del
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Watching harry potter 18 toinight with all my mates.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.704818 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.704819 del
Wonder if Monk has placed a bet on the Bombers vs the Tiggers


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.704820 del
Thinking of getting drunk for no good reason.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.704821 del
>>704820
Stay sober NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.704823 del
>>704772
This moofie has started.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.704824 del
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>>704820


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.704825 del
might have an early night on the couchbed
later potaters


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.704826 del
>>704825
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.704827 del
>>704825
Goodnight.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.704828 del
>>704825
Noight


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.704829 del
Watching Water For Elephants.
Very good so far.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.704830 del
>>704829
>Water For Elephants
6.9/10 on imdb.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.704831 del
>>704825
Good night.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.704832 del
>>704830
oh well, no one can enjoy it now


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.704833 del
Need to change my undies. These ones lack support. Thinking I might get some sauv blanc. Thoughts?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.704834 del
>>704830
Endcorner moofie was 7.6


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.704835 del
>>704834
>7.6
It might have been watchable then. Touch and go.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.704836 del
>>704833
>Thoughts?
I do not have any that will be of assistance to you. I am sorry NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.704837 del
>>704833
Can you wear wine as underpants?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.704838 del
I falsely accused weber of sexual harassment after he rejected my advances once.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.704839 del
>>704835
The dub made it feel less. Original with Subtitles would be 7.6


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.704840 del
Thanks for coming, fellas.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.704841 del
>>704835
>>704839
Yeah, the dub takes away lot, but that's what I could get.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.704842 del
Alright, going to go get some Berri Estates goon. Wish me luck neets. Hopefully I don't get blown away in the wind or something.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.704843 del
>>704842
be careful out there


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.704844 del
>>704842
Maintain a high speed to overcome the wind.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.704845 del
>>704842
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.704846 del
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NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.704847 del
>>704846
The cat fell off.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.704848 del
>>704847
Kot not very smart.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.704849 del
>>704846
mong cat


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.704850 del
In six months Monk you have cracked the magic 40. Do you think you'll crack the supreme 50 by the end of the year?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.704851 del
>>704850
Leave him alone.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.704852 del
>>704850
Off limits


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.704853 del
Big rain


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.704854 del
I find the mind reader interesting.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.704855 del
>>704854
In what way?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.704856 del
>>704855
He's Seff African, he has a really odd accent.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.704857 del
>>704856
Is his mind reader voice the same as his real one?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.704858 del
>>704857
I don't think you understand what mind reading is.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.704859 del
>>704854
I have enough problems with my own mong mind.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.704860 del
>>704858
I don't think you do.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.704861 del
>>704860
N-n-no you! tier response there.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.704862 del
>>704845
>>704844
>>704843
Cheers noots. It is a bit bland but okay.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.704863 del
>>704862
> [Hong Kong]


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.704864 del
>>704863
I'll eat ya fucking dog.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.704865 del
>>704864
You're the reason we can't have nice things.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.704866 del
>>704864
One leg please.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.704867 del
>>704861
What does his mind reading sound like?
If nothing, then he isn't really doing it and you're just crazy.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.704868 del
>>704867
>What does his mind reading sound like?
I don't think you understand what mind reading is.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.704869 del
>>704867
Can he not be a passive mind reader who leaves no trace?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.704870 del
>>704869
That NEET doesn't understand what mind reading is, he's a simple NEET.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.704871 del
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NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.704872 del
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NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.704873 del
>>704870
You are thinking of psychic projection, not mind reading.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.704874 del
>>704868
I don't think you do


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.704875 del
>>704871
>>704872
Low quality posts.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.704876 del
>>704873
No, I'm thinking of mind reading. Astral projection is something completely different.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.704877 del
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>>704875
The best kind.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.704878 del
>>704877
Zhe needs to learn how to do zhis makeup.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.704879 del
Have a great weekend Neet Bros!


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.704880 del
>>704876
Astral and psychic projection are different things


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.704881 del
>>704879
Fuck off.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.704882 del
what movie got screened?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.704883 del
Going to have a wank.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.704884 del
>>704881
Settle down there little buddy.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.704885 del
>>704882
>>704881


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.704886 del
Why would someone hear a mind reader's voice in their own head?


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.704887 del
He might just be a minda reader.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.704888 del
I doubt he can read.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.704891 del
>>704883
Got cum all over my sheets. Neet life.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.704892 del
>>704879
mong


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.704893 del
I use a text to speech programme to post here.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.704894 del
>>704891
Glad you're not sharing my bed.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.704895 del
>>704894
Actually neets have started using your bed as the neet communal wanking bed.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.704896 del
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GO ON NEETS, GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.704897 del
>>704892
>>704881


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.704901 del
JOHN NASH


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.704902 del
WEBER IS WILLIAM SHOCKLEY'S LOVECHILD


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.704903 del
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The execs are safe.


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.704904 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.704906 del
red text


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.704908 del
fin


NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.704909 del
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