A nice thread.

>>713919
at first I thought my ctrl was fucked
then I realized it worked anywhere, except on youtube
the I tried harder and saw that it works only if I clicked the link
for a few hours I thought I was losing it, but now I regained my peace of mind
I'm glad to see that at the very least I'm not the only one who has this problem

>>713923
I am american I swear
my flag is just fucked cuz I was using a vpn the first time I posted on endchan

haters gonna hate

>>713929
I always thought you were Australian, never even questioned it
I have so many more questions

Watched fast x with a mong.
Hes trying to buy me lunch because I couldnt hide my disapproval.

A NEET never questioned something once, but now he has many more questions.

>>713932
ask fren
I am an open book

I thought it might've been NK who lost his mum but didn't want to put him on the spot.

>>713935
make sure not to open something else up around here

>>713935
What state did and will you live in?
How do you maintain your neet status over there?
Why did you never reveal your nationality previously?

>>713929
Flags on this site are always fucked. Even without a VPN.

flags are so fucked that no one here is even australian

>>713937
10-4 mate

>>713938
currently florida, moving back to ohio (my home state)
not actually neet, I have a wagecuck job tragically but ausneets feels like home for a faggot who grew up on 4ch
I have a few times but people tend to conflate me with the US flag that posts here

>>713941
most of what i know of those states are the memes, glad you escaped ohio though

This is blowing my retarded mind. I thought cruisey was almost always USAneet, I thought family tragedy neet was jbhifi neet, i thought this was a safe space for australian assburgers like me

>>713943
Wait until you find out some of us aren't boongs.

>>713942
ohio really isn't as bad as memes make it seem
it's boring as fuck but the people are good
I hated florida when I moved here but it's grown on me
lots of attractive women and a very laidback attitude

>>713943
don't worry mate, I won't be sharing ausneets with anyone

>>713933
You are too good for that sort of film, and too good for anyone who watches them. Nose in the air.

>>713943
it's going to rock your tits when you find out you're not even real

horny?

i haven't wanked in two days

I had seven walks yesterday. Thought my dick was going to fall off trying to get the last one out.

Neet fodder. Four sausages, two beef, two pork. Mashed potato made really thin to serve as a sauce. Carrots, green beans, broccoli, peas. Thw colouring is from the paprika.

>>713951
Wanks, not walks lol.

Big rain coming in

>>713952
Very nice slop NEET.

>>713933
>fast x
I remember watching the first one in the 2000s, thinking 'man that sucked but at least it sucked enough that nobody will ever make a sequel. Thank god.'

I might shit in weber's bed again.

No energy the whole day. Woe. Should never have wanked.

>>713957
Do you have a torch?

>>713959
Years of late night group therapist sessions have honed my sensors so I can see in the dark like a bat.

mummybot home and acting way too friendly

>>713958
>Should never have wanked
perhaps if you lick back up your manly essences your energy will return

>>713962
She is about to fuck you over in some way.

>>713961
Why does that door have so many bolts?

>>713962
She's having you committed.

coondiggity

Fucking terrible headache. Way behind on the stuff I need to do. Woe.

>>713941
You and I are peas in a pod.

Being a corporate Jew sucks.

>>713972
Why were you going so fast?

>>713965
Security (kick strength).

>>713956
It's part one of three.

>>713960
lol

>>713973
It was safe to do so.
Don't fucking take the cops side.

>>713971
Don't (you) dare!

Might smack him in the back of the head later.

>>713977
You need to be smarter than that. They are everywhere. Always watching.

i need some gook pussy

>>713981
Pay your speeding fine first.

>>713982
ayo dis nigga dont know who he be talkin to

>>713980
Revenue raising cunts.
That's another overpaid mongrels weeks pay.
Pin one cunt a week to keep a faggot in the job.
Wankers.

>>713984
we live in a kleptocracy after all

Penalised corporatocracy.

penis

>>713987
reported

big rape

Going to have a panadol and some water.

>>713990
>water
vile

Brushed my teeth.

Penalised corporatocracy.
>>713993
Good meme

>>713995
Good meme

>>713992
2 minutes?

Going to go for a walk. Gym later tonight will make it three nights in a row.

>>713995
It's true though.

>>713998
Excessive unless you lift pretty light.

>going to the gym three nights in a row is excessive
fuck off

>>713945
>ohio really isn't as bad as memes make it seem
Open tha noor

Melody Marks is from Ohio.

>>714005
i'm sure plenty of whores are from there

>>>713985
Our rulers do indeed compulsively steal things

>>714002
You need to take the night off

Done nothing productive today. Fuck me dead.

>>714002
I used to do that back when I was on dexies

Do you play any fps games neets?

>>714011
No.

>>714011
Not at the moment. I was thinking of replaying Far Cry 2 though.

>>714008
That's tomorrow

>>714014
kek

>>714015
?

I'm dunk
brb I nedded som e slelp
cya fags

>>714017
Goon night.

>>714017
ban evading

>>714018
me during the night except my pillow soaks up the drool

Tonight on Moofiesflix we will all be watching Fast X. Part of a tryptich that will be the penultimate heights of the Fast and Furious saga. Come and marvel at the magnetic cars and flying cars. There are lots of fast cars exploding and awesome CGI. Rated PG.

>>714011
I play these games a lot, but would rather not speak of it

>>714021
>Rated PG
I'm not allowed to watch naughty movies.

>>714021
Where's the link?

Took a piss. Realised I was badly dehydrated. Two big glasses of water. Feeling better.

>>714025
Well hydrated.

>>714025
You need to take the night off

Nick Avocado posted this wondering happened it happened. He needs the fight camp.

>>714014
Lazy bones

>>714017
At midday?

I still think this was the wrong way to end Boardwalk Empire, but RIP Treat Williams.

>>714028
>wondering happened it happened
This stuff gets you unreasonably excited.

Wondering....
.. happened.
IT HAPPENED

>>714033
Tiktoks have spoiled you

>>714033
Those cylindrical things he eats all the time are called "takis". Apparently they are some kind of Mexican corn chip. I have not seen them in Australia.

>>714037
I bet you've looked

>>714038
And what of it?

>>714037
Correct.

Honky Chortler and the temptress Takis.

His memes are low quality regurgitated shit.

>>714041
those southern nights.

>>714042
There is a TikTok where the ones he chewed but didn't swallow are coming out out his mouth too.

>>714041
kek

>>714042
He is disgusting.

I want to see Cruisey bone a sheep.

>>714037
He seems to enjoy them.

>>714048
Vocaroo me some NEET bleats.

Rubbing my dick waiting for him to baa.

>>714051
I'm sorry, I am too shy.

I bet he's made the vocaroo twice and deleted it, worrying it's not good enough.
I can work at your speed.

>>714052
Bleat damn you

>>714053
>I can work at your speed.
Hot!

I don't even have a microphone. I'm sorry.

They put us in little boxes so we can't see the horizon. Even tried to convince us that it's a satan.
The morning star needs to be observed to be honoured, and in turn blessed by.
They are taking the power for themselves.
Left us the rage and folly of Mercury in the north east tonight and Saturn somewhere else with its greedy eyes.
They are stealing my power. I need to live on a hill that can see the horizon. 7ft fences hurt the soul.
I need some Venus in my life.

nvm I haven't drank enough
>>714018
thank you
>>714019
you deserve neetbux for being retarded enough to:
1 think I'm an aussie using vpn
2 believe I'm so faggot I never heard about
look nigga some years ago someone mentioned this site on /r9k/, and since then I come here now and then to yoink apu images (ikr, typical gypsy behavior)
4china is nothing what it used to be, and funny junk has the nsfw toggle, so I rage blocked both sites and now I'm here
if you want any more proof that I'm romanian (gypsy) I can provide timestamp

>>714055
I'm a lover, not a fighter. Especially when she's in the hammock ready for his shearing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6kCJSN9MTY [Embed]
Very impressive what Aronofsky can do in only 30s. I have a high opinion of him as a director.

>>714058
Post a time stamped photo of the outside of your gypsy hovel.

>>714061
Reminds me of Ricky.

>>714063
That is my bodytype exactly.

Thinking about Eva Green again.

>>714064
You look healthy NEET.

>>714067
Good vocaroo. Ignore the nasty NEETs.

>>714068
I live right next to a fucking police station and I don't want to end up in jail for playing semitic songs too loud

>>714067
You need to shut down.

>>714029
How?

>>714068
kek

>>714070
I replied to a different post of yours.
I thought Romanian police would only beat you up for being a Jew.

>>714067
Kek, lots of American influence in your accent.

Romania has police?

>>714074
What about Eva? >>713968

>>714076
I have my doubts.

>>714077
She doesn't live in Romania.
Coincidence?

>>714068
>>714070
wel wfuck this shit I hope nobydy knosks on my door
https://voca.ro/1bSRxLF41HkY

>>714069
>nasty NEETs.
aren't we all?

>>714081
I don't mind you international Cruisey.

>>714079
>>714082
absolute cancer

>>714081
Good vocaroo.

>>714083
There are some good ones.

We need a good Hungarian racial slur for Romanians to balance out bozgor. Oláh?

>>714090
Oh you'll fit in alright.

>>714090
International Cruisey you should get into Mong herding. There sounds like there are a lot of mongs over there.

>>714092
Good night.

>>714091
Oláh is just Wallachian. But yes sometimes used derogatory. We also call them hairy-soles (szőröstalpú).
Broblems with these that Romanians usually don't know Hungarian, and Hungarians don't know Romanians, so either bozgor or hairy-soles has no real edge to it.

>>714096
Have Hungarians developed any new racial slurs for hohols lately?

>>714097
At least you aren't Bogdan.

>>714098
Nod really. Well, everyone is just Russian to the east.

>>714099
Well said NEET.

>>714099
Stop riding that horse then.
Preferably go to sleep.

>>714102
Mental illnesses isn't real.

>>714102
That's a caricature of a Romanian shitposter who was nicknamed as Bogdan (or Bogdan Radulescu). He posted under various flags throughout the year, and only had one topic, hating on Hungarians. He was easily trollable, and occasionally was fun, and easily ignorable too. He stopped a couple of years ago.
My note about the Russians was for the fella, who asked if we have any slur to Ukrainians. We don't have but can mistake a Ukrainian to a Russian.
I don't mind you ramble about anything. You are okay.

Hungry but it is perhaps too late to have a feed.

>>714107
Most probably was just in transit to the West.

>>714108
Do you drink beer from Csík?

I find it annoying having to fire up tor just to browse kiwifarms.

>>714110
>Csík
wahr i s that/?

I think pic related might be what I need.

>>714111
I did not assume you are. You are drunk.

>>714113
Are the farms ever coming back to the clearnet? I do not use tor.

>>714118
Great strike on Romanian stomach.

>>714120
Good night.

>>714067
Pretty good accent stanners

>>714117
Null said he could have it back but wants to train the userbase a bit more to use tor.

>>714120
Good night NEET. You are welcome back any time.

>>714123
Is the board very active at the moment?

>>714125
>board
I meant site.

>>714081
Play your guitar
https://voca.ro/13gFiawldOB8

>>714089
Heh

Got the Bulgarian's song in my head now

>>714090
I'm sure you could relate to the mentally disabled

>>714125
I don't know about numbers as I just closed the browser down. The threads I pay attention to are still very busy. It isn't dying or anything.

>>714092
It's fine. That's the point of vocaroo

>>714105
I wish you loved me like that gypsy.

Hungarian listens to everyone else's vocaroo collection

>>714131
I hope it comes back. I am not going to tor.

>>714134
I listened to this: >>714127

>>713903
700!! Thanks Neet Fren!

Have a blessed day Neets!

>>714133
What?

>>714135
Pay someone to make screenshots for you.

>>714137
Make a vocaroo.

>>714138
>screenshots
Gypsy's vocaroos of the posts being read out.

>>714140
It was about kiwifarms me thinks.

I have watched Episode 1 of The Last Kingdom. I think I will download the rest. It is not great but I will keep going for now.

>>714136
Good webm.

>>714142
I watched the first season.

>>714146
>shorts
This is a tiktok board m8.

>>714148
>tiktok
It should be neither.

Fucking bws is out of everything.

>>714150
time to buy some mouthwash

>>714144
What was your verdict?

Shiban is not easily goaded, I respect that

>>714147
Very good Croatian accent.

might do some crack

>>714146
That rabbi is just making shit up. Pulling it out his arse.

A rabbi lying?!

Tempted to get something from bws but there is nothing to get.

Discovered I like milk, never got the appeal before but now I see it's just water with carbs. Have drunk two litres in two hours.

>>714158
Surely you are exaggerating.

>>714159
Be careful NEET it could upset your stomach.
I find that some brands taste better than others.

a neet has never heard of hyperbole

milk is a white man's drink

>>714160
None of the stuff I usually get is there. The stuff I could get is either too expensive or I consider myself above drinking. eg. Golden Oak.

premix bourbon cans are a black fella's drink

>>714165
There's nothing wrong with being a black fella every now and then. unna.

>>714164
you need to humble yourself

.>>714162
Isnt it Hyperborea?

>>714152
Vikings was better and went on for too many seasons

I hit Cruisey with my car once when he was scrounging in the gutter for discarded cigarette butts.

>>714167
Forgive me for not being some metho drinker like you.

>>714172
Fix his back?

>>714159
The stomach mucus makes it silky.

>>714173
Settle down, I'm not an uppity drunk like you.

What can I have with a sausage? Don't say bread as I don't have any.

>>714159
And fat and proteins.

>>714177
Potata

>>714177
Onions. Potatoes.

>>714174
I had the girdle on just before.

>>714161
Only if he is a jew or something.

>>714173
>metho
Just add some ice it goes down okay.

>>714181
Hot!

>>714177
Spaghetti, cut up the snag and put some tom sauce through it.

>>714185
NEET cuisine.

>>714183
You need to filter it first.
Its like youre not a real boong.

sausages with a side of sausages, i call it a council meeting gangbang

>>714188
I only take rear servings, no sides.

>>714185
I'm just having a carrot. Too much of a boong to cook anything. Wish I had a tin of spaghetti. That sounds like it would go well.

>>714161
My ancestors smile on me imperial, can you say the same?

>>714189
You always take more than your share.

gonna be racist soon

>>714194
Cancelled NEET

>>714195
heck off

Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

>>714197
is your aim getting better?

>>714198

You know I dreamed about you
For twenty-nine years before I saw you
You know I dreamed about you
I missed you for, for twenty-nine years

>>714200
That is what I expect nuro to have looked like. The polo shirt and everything.

>>714201
A bit rude to Alan or whatever his name is.

Alex. Fuck I'm a mong.

>>714204
3 seconds

>>714205
Tab closed?

>>714206
Yeah

>>714203
Bill*

>>714208
Alex. Fuck I'm a Bill.

Wish I was a Bill.
Pepper pies for days.

I wish I was Weber's brother in law.

you're such a pee pee poo poo head

server wipe in one hour

one of you need to make a vocaroo angrily saying "pull ya fackin' head in"

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

I clicked New Reply too soon.
>>714215
Goodnight.

Going to make a plan for tomorrow and go to bed.

>>714218
Goodnight and good luck.

>>714219
Cheers noot.

you bloody bastards left me

Going for a run.

>>714224
be safe and don't rape too many boongs

i need to stay up until 6am

no the maths dont add up. if i carry the one and put on the table then by my calculations i need to stay up until 2pm, then add 8 hours of sleep and i'll wake up at 10pm

i could have been an engineer

i think that plan is rather foolish

>>714227
Just go to bed now lol.

>>714230
the maths does not allow for it, trust the plan

shitty sleep again, can't remember the last time I got a full night's sleep

good morning neets
my head is about to explode from hungover
>>714127
I'll try to learn more of it tonight
I've learned that riff drunk
>>714136
kek

>>714145
you don't have to pay me

>>714197
>>714199
next time type in caps and add apu img

>>714233
I feel you
are you drinking coffee/alcohol before going to sleep?

Cormac Mccarthy has died. He was a novelist who's works include No Country For Old Men and The Road. We might watch The Road on womboflix soon in his honour.

>>714237
nope

>>714238
RIP.

>>714234
Good morning NEET.

>>714233
That feel. I left the heater on and woke up in a hot sweat rather than a cold one, at least it's variety.

>>714244
Handsome fella.

>>714238
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
has anyone read blood meridian?
I have it lying around, but idk if it's worth reading now over other books

>>714239
idk man, sounds weird
is you environment too hot? do you eat before going to bed?

>>714246
Nice

>>714246
Noice.

wondering if I could have worms from when my family used to keep cats years ago. Is it ok to take worming tablets just in case?

3rd poo is brewing

>>714251
One type of worms make your arse really itch. If you keep scratching it is time to de-worm. Taking it now won't warm if it's been a while.

They are restricting volume sale more than a packet of de-worming tablets for sale as people abuse them

>>714251
>>714253
You won't need more than one packet for yourself but they might ask you about your use because of it.

>>714252
It's falling out of me.

>>714246
Oooh yeah boyo!

>>714253
>>714254
Vile

I was hoping Weber would tell me how to get out of that $1800 fine.

>>714258
I don't know the laws over there but don't you have to register a driver to take away the corporate part of the fine?

>>714259
Correct: https://scammell.com.au/blog-post/south-australian-motorists-to-cop-significant-increases-to-fines-for-driving-offenses/
He really sucks at Boss Man due diligence.

Thing I saw on 4chan with no source, but I believe it.

>Coffee (both caffeinated and decaf) increases masturbation behavior leading to risk of Cynosis
>Tests were conducted on adults ranging from 18 - 26
>Each subject was given 3 cups of coffee per day 7 days a week
>Other symptoms include: Headache, nausea, vomiting, Munchausen syndrome, and Acute Hygienic Arrest
>Subject showed signs of perverted behavior, laziness, and weight gain within the span of 1 - 3 months

>>714258
He got banned for six months.

>>714260
I only made it 'corporate' so the car repayments could come out of the business account.
Initially I wanted workers to use it for social shifts but that never happened.
Can I ague that its a personal car and just pay the $500?

>>714263
Read the expiation notice. You can make a statutory declaration as to who was driving the vehicle and voila corporate portion of the fine gone.

>>714264
I was driving it. I only want the corporate levy on top taken off.

>>714265
They don't know who was behind the wheel at the time which is why the corporate fine is presently attached to it. FFS.

>>714266
Fight Camp gone wrong.

No doubt it'll be in HP 24
>Miriam Margolyes poses naked in British Vogue: ‘I hate my body’
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/magazines/miriam-margolyes-poses-naked-in-british-vogue-i-hate-my-body/news-story/d17d1c0ea88c19a93a4e1748e70fa427

>>714261
caffeine is a stim(allegedly a weak one), and I think you are somewhat familiar with stimfapping
I don't mean to say it's poison, but if you drink too much it inevitably acts like amphetamines

>>714267
I was behind the wheel
What?

>>714270
When I sleep, thats basically heroin.

>>714271
The whole reason for the additional corporate levy is that drivers were hiding behind corporate owned cars to avoid demerit points. You can't assign demerit points to a corporation.
So until they know exactly WHO WAS DRIVING, they fine the company a few thousand extra

>>713964
Yeah she did, was probing me to see if I was gooning and she found out. Got mad. Can't really remember what was said.

Anway, morning all, on the instants.

>>714274
Good morning NEET.

Fight Camp today?

>>714275
Might get another sack

If I get on the wagon tomorrow then Jan first will mark 200 days

>>714276
Don't give up too early. I want to see some effort.

I hope Cruisey understands about the fine now. Sometimes I think he might not be very intelligent.

>>714276
get two

>>714279
If he had a SaaS architecture, he could have automated it all for him. That could have included a debit from his account.

>>714279
lol

>>714283
kek

>>714284
haha

>>714285
rofl

>>714273
Yeah, I want to cop the demerit points instead of the levy.
Can I opt to change that, even after the offence?

>>714279
I understood it, I wanted to know if I could change it.

>>714288
Yes. Put your big boy pants on and phone them.

>>714290
Thank you.
Fucking need to ask the same thing 5 times to get an answer.

>>714291
It is not your fault you have learning difficulties.

Remember when nuro accused some other neet of having been suspected of having learning difficulties whilst in school?

Heading in to the library. Going to finally get some work done.

>>714293
He was right.

>>714293
True loss of accuracy in all our lives. RIP.

I liked the way IGA put on an accent and fooled you all into thinking he was Romanian.

Fine averted.

Still $500 but thats better.

Darren at the ServiceSA desk is a good fella.

>>714287
Finally some cbt.

>>714298
>>714299
>>714300
Well done. Good news. Stop speeding

>>714244
Beautiful.

Blood donor place emailed me again. They've been calling me heaps and I've been ignoring them. Apparently I've done 16 donations so far. They want me back in but I am a bit embarrassed about not having gone in a while.

I ordered that dog hair broom. In the future I'm going to sweep the carpets before vacuuming them.

>>714306
Blood donations are satanic.

>>714291
You only needed to read the letter they sent you.

>>714306
Go back, you do not need to be embarrassed. You are doing a good thing.

>>714309
He needed to both read it and comprehend it, that was the problem. Reading Comprehension NEET.

>>714305
and drug driving

am eat banana

>>714306
The donation only lasts 40 days iirc
They can grow blood cells from a dish but it takes time and costs a lot
Only because they do it case by case.. When they know that they're always going to need more blood.
They want the business.
Blood donations are a scam.

>>714314
It sounds like you might be talking out your bum again.

>>714303
3 demerit points.
First time I've got pinged.
Lasts 3 years.

9 more to do burnouts with.

I ordered 19 canisters of deodorant so that the amount qualified for free shipping. My brand/variety was on special.

Weber speeds so fast in his corvette that he doesn't even get caught.

>>714319
based

>>714306
see if they'll take a sperm donation instead

>>714307
Misso used to use a straw broom. Worked much better than the vacuum

>>714317
He probably doesn't even know how.