>>775301
You must feel awful going so long between showers.

>>775293
Thanks! Noice Pepe! :-)

>>775306

o7

>>775293
Only when it's really hot or the AC breaks.

Have a Happy Hump Day NEET Bros! o7

I love Pippa!

>>775305
Thanks

>>775310
YWNBAA

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

>>775311
That's not nice...

>>775312
Have a good night.

Some late-night chicken nacho action

>>775309
Based.

>>775315
Looks really good. How did you cook the chicken?

>>775315
Very good

Getting my existential guilt again.

Snos an eg

Got a Helen breast to cook up tomorrow. How should I do it? fried with some eggs and made into a sandwich?

>>775318
>>775317
Each plate has a tit from the roast chook bought 4 or 5 days ago. A plate for tonight and one for tomorrow (if the first doesn't give me food poisoning).

>>775321
parma

Thinking about Weber

morning bros

Paid the rent. Another month of not being homeless.

Mording
Doing a poo.

Fuck I hate that pterodactyl screech cockatoos make

They should start building things out of the paper they use to make passports. Shit is indestructible.

Today's garn be the day I get my shit together. I just have a gut feeling.

>>775331
I believe in you, NEET.

Sore shoulder and neck

>>775330
The yowies don't even try anymore

>>775331
>I just have a gut feeling
Probably gastro.

>>775336
Not him, but I did a big poo this morning so that I didn't have to do one at the lawyer's office. They'd probably take me to court for doing a clogger.

>>775335
Comfy.

boong judge dot jpg hasn't been posted in a long time

>>775335
Olive needs a shave.

>>775339
Guilty.

>>775341
I knew she had a hairy pussy.

>>775342
We shall appeal this decision on grounds of racism.

Appeal dismissed, defendant is guilty as charged.

I still get paid.

Good morning NEETs.
Starting the day with an Oak iced coffee carton 600ml.

>>775347
Good morning NEET I am having an instant and I can feel it working.

Good morning Weber

I wonder what the status of that biscuit tin is.

I thought Weber would like this one.

I was very used to seeing 4chan image filenames starting with 16 but it seems they have crossed to 17 now. Time waits for no NEET. Marches ever onwards.

Need to go to the shops but I'm not feeling very energetic.

>>775353
You will feel better once you get moving NEET. Get to it.

It is raining. First rain for quite some time.

Good morning cum skins
Just did a zoom interview with a recruiter. Was hoping she could place me in a warehouse by Monday but she said she'd have to send my resume out to the clients. Gay as aids.

>>775356
Good morning. Be patient, you will get a warehouse gig soon.

>>775351
we should watch some tintin on womboflix

A job interview is worth 25 points to cenno

Save the soul, destroy the hole

Is it just me, or is the mr big range at kmart getting more exclusive? It used to include 4xl, but now 4xl is in the regular clothes area and mr big starts at 5xl.

>>775361
Your kind keeps shoveling goyslop filthy down your gullets, your numbers will obviously grow along with your girths.

BlogNEET: I will be taking a look at the site today.

>>775364
It better have late 90s-early 2000s aesthetics.

>>775361
The k-mart 7XL is really a 5XL. Very odd sizing.

>>775366
>7XL is really a 5XL
maybe you're just big boned?

>>775367
I am big boned but my point still stands.

>>775365
It could autoplay Barbie Girl.

There is a vile thread in the catalogue

Woke up distressed and out of sorts. Having a black instant and a big glass of water with two hydralyte tablets dissolved in it. Feeling the pressure, need to go for a jog soon, the temperature is rapidly rising.

>>775373
Good morning NEET.

>>775374
Quite amusing meme.

>>775376
Not really, it was a terrible meme and I apologise for posting it.

Gotta leave for the mong doc but I'm intermittently squirting out of my arse. Potential for another catastrophe.

>>775341
Those Mexican genes have certainly kicked in.

>>775350
I had one more before putting it away.

50 in 75 out

>>775355
Weber?

>>775379
Stick an onion up there to plug you up.

Some fucken animal is eating warm tuna in this small office space and it fucken stinks

>>775385
Are there any ladies about?

>>775387
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I don't mind the Witcher but I'm not as madly in love with it as I was with Skyrim. Might go back to a modded playthough of Skyrim but keep W3 installed.

20 in 0 out

>>775390
Based. Give the chinky even more. Eventually he will burst and you'll get your money back plus some more.

>>775390
Give unto the chinaman that which is chinamans.

Working in a hot room on a hot day is unpleasant.

>>775393
What are you wearing?

Going to go to Coles. Taking requests.

>>775394
G-string,stockings and suspenders. shorts

>>775395
Stand on one leg touch your nose and sing Highway to Hell in a high pitched voice.

>>775397
I hope you weren't touching your neetstick as you made that request.

>>775395
One banana thanks.

NEETs getting gaped and raped.

>>775398
Stop kink shaming me!

>>775401
I'll touch it for (You)...

>>775402
Only if you sing Highway to Hell.

>>775381
Very good self control.

>>775382
Well done.

>>775385
I hate when people do that. Vile.

>>775405
He lost it again within 12 minutes

>>775390
Poorly done.

>>775395
Get me that fucking kit-kat block.

He won't even get a rub for $5 let alone a tug.

>>775404
He meant one more tin, not one more biscuit.

These supermarket catalogues are all too long. I only want to know about the half price specials. 40% or better.

A fat cunt on my 600 lb life broke his toilet by sitting on it. He was 800 lbs though which is 362 kg. A full 2.5 webers or 2 nuros.

I wonder what the story is behind the rise of "Mrs Mac" and her pies, if that is even her real name.
I had never even heard of her ten years ago, now she is everywhere.

If you win on the chinaman and then give the winnings to his daughter for a wank did you gamble at all? Where is the sin? Was the wank the gamble all along? Or was it the friends we made along the way?

Kirks soft drinks are often out very cheap, it is a shame they are all tasteless.

>>775414
I don't trust her, boongs are known to go missing near Mrs Macs factories.

>>775413
>2 nuros.
Metric nuros or imperial?

Mrs Mac is apparently a transvestite named Ken.

You vewy hansohm boy, bootifol cock

>>775415
Take therefore no worries for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the better management thereof.

>>775391
>>775392
That makes me 5 up for the day.
Starting to work out why you numpty neets keep thinking everyone loses.

>>775423
Because you lie and don't mention the other 50 you lost.

>>775417
I have heard that there are boong snouts and bum holes in most dog food brands.

Explosive liquid shits this morning

>>775415
The deeper truth.

2 o'clock and I still haven't done anything productive

>>775424
Why would I lie to you lot?

>>775419
His picture on the logo must have been heavily photoshopped.

>>775428
I shaved this morning.

>>775420
Thank you.

>>775429
For the same reasons Nuro does.

Arrived early. Gonna have a poke.

I don't think Cruisey lies about his Chinaman balance.

>>775431
No wonder she called it beautiful.

>>775423
>5 up for the day
corrrrr, that's almost wages

>>775434
Too often.

>>775439
kek well memed.

>>775435
I wouldn't say he lies just massages the truth a little.

>>775441
He rubs and tugs it.

>>775416
Their ginger beer is ok

>>775443
I haven't tried it.

>>775443
Yeah, i quite like it, horrible kola beer though.

>>775395
Pack of Corn Thins and a Mars bar

>>775419
Feckin Irish

If it's not a Mrs Mac smoke some crack

>>775447
Rohkay?

>>775447
Lying to you is just part of the service.

15 in 0 put. Got a feature on my last spin, gambled it and lost

>>775441
Why would I lie?

>>775454
NEET street cred.

>>775433
Report submitted.

>>775453
You did not follow the system.

>>775456
18.1?

>>775453
What about the money you're not telling us about for no reason?

I think if Cruisey reports inaccurate Chinaman results it would be because he has deceived himself first. The losses are repressed by his brain as soon as they happen. He actually believes that he wins.

>>775458
I think it was rule 6 - don't be a cunt

>>775459
He gave that to the chinawoman

>>775453
order a martini and double your bet

I want to see this bootifol cock. I will be the judge.

>>775463
Live big die NEET.

>>775460
I take money, without my wallet or in a separate spot. I have got carried away a few times but it's hard to fuck up knowing what a red or yellow note is.

>>775467
Average at best.

>>775466
There is something good about carrying a big wedge of money in your pocket.

I bought two $5 scratchies and one of them won $7.
I am starting to think these gambling games might be for mugs.

>>775470
Kami has become a tranny?

>>775469
I bet cruisey carries a big bossman size roll of five dollar notes with him every and slips them to people whenever he wants things done. And it makes the gook ladies swoon when he does.

IGA was once a high flying NEET dining on the finest tendies and bottled goons, he even had aspirations to owning an eeb! but then his life was struck down by the curse of scratch and win gambling and he degenerated into the loathesome wretch we know today.
Take heed of this moral tale NEETs, alwats wear a condom when gambling and tip your hat to Dan.

I might start wearing a Danish biscuit tin on a string around my neck as a fashion statement.

>>775475
A full one or an empty one?
You could eat from a full one while doing other things.

>>775474
>IGA was once a high flying NEET
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum were never high flying NEETs.

>>775477
*functioning

>>775478
In the early days before Obama Nuro was, he was a well respected member of the helicopter mechanics scene.

>>775479
I heard he maintained the choppah that crashed in Predator.

>>775459
I’m not him. Just had time to kill before the mong doc
The guy next to me looked like a propped boss man. Pants and shirt, hand full of 50s. That’s how I imagine cruisey

>>775479
I'm still waiting to hear the story of how nuro's involvement with ufos caused him to flee the helicopter mechanic community and become a bicycle repairman.

>>775473
He does have a big bulge.

>>775480
that choppah never crashed, it was shot down by a heat seeker

>>775482
They probed his fingertips and now any complex machinery he touches breaks for no reason at all.
He is cursed forevor by the insidious aliens.

Desire to withdraw a $50 and put it in the machine. That feature had my heart racing

>>775484
That's what Nuro wrote on the report

Nuro-lore is a lot more interesting than IGA-lore, I'll give him that.

>>775486
Be strong NEET that $50 could get you a goon an choof and a feed.

>>775486
Why not make it $100?

>>775490
I’ve only got $250 until next cenno day

What happens if you put your neetstick in the pokie machine?

>>775491
Think of the payout if you put all $250 in and win!

>>775473
I used to carry $85, one of each note but I'd never use the 5 and 10.

She's currently live.

O-live?

>>775481
How were you betting?
What machine?
I went on a random one this morning 50 in and went through about 30 before getting the feature which iirc was just back up to 40 odd, then slapped the dynamite guy around and left with 75 out, then this afternoon 20 in did the lucky train one and got the feature first spin but only on 50c bet and there was 30c change still in the machine. I think that's bad juju. Got to 40ish but then put it in the high stakes one (has 20 free games and can get free games in free games but low normal wins - I've had around 80 consecutive free games) and lost it.

>>775498
You are talking the talk.

>>775492
It will come out two inches shorter.

I need to buy a new Michael Wave.

>>775502
That doesn't leave many inches.

>>775504
That's why you have to try to win some back.

>>775498
Played the golden dragon one. 50c spins, 5 lines. Still not sure how that works entirely.
I got $11 from the feature and gambled. Could have sworn I pressed black and it was black. Somehow lost still. Might have chosen a suit accidentally.

I’ll put 20 in again shortly. Would have vapes it anyway

once again, outwitted by the eternal chink

did a wee-wee

>>775509
in the toilet this time?

>>775509
yellow or clear?

Might attempt to express my opinion through interpretive dance.

>>775505
you need to go all in

Balls deep in the pokies!

You put 50 bucks in you take twenty bucks out
You play the fuckin pokies and you scream and shout
You put 50 bucks in and take 20 bucks out
And that's what it's all about

>>775512
Very artistic.

>>775506
You want to do the first on the top row and the last on the bottom row.
Lines (bottom row) are how many ways you can win. Each line costs however many credits you are betting on the top row.
So 1c bets, on 50/max lines = 50c a spin.
That's better than betting 10c on only 5 lines but I've seen people bet like that and win.
A person I know usually bets 10c on 30 lines, that's $3 a spin though.

>>775517
My sister used to work at a casino and she told me it was very common for old asians to piss themelves because they were sure a winning streak was coming up on the machine and they didn't want to miss it.

>>775502
It might not come back out at all.

>>775518
They are the only people I've seen sit there and do 5c bets for hours.
You can win jackpots on any bet, I guess that's what they're waiting on.
A feature or free games would be like winning $2

>>775520
That's when you jam your balls in.

>>775517
But what is a “line”? I thought it was so you could get diagonal lineups or whatever

>>775521
I guess it fills their day too which might be a lot of it.

Oh. Horizontal, vertical, and diagonal and zigzag “paylines”

>>775523
The pattern across the board that the icons need to be in to win.
One line is just the middle 5 tiles.

Hyped. Gonna hit a major and be cashed up

At the NEET Commune we shall feed the Execs laxatives and gamble on which one will poo themselves first.

>>775530
Some NEET arses are rigged.

>>775532
What's this from?

Slam that pussy and turn magically retarded

>>775533
Fallout New Vegas begininning.

>>775536
Some people don't into vidya much.

>>775533
/ausneets/, the game

It would be awful being NEET in the Fallout universe.
We'd probably live in the sewers until the hero runs through and shoots us all.

>>775531
They have been pre gaped.

>>775541
ohkay?

>>775540
A pre gaped arse is like a no alcohol beer, something in which a gentleman does not indulge.

>>775544
bad pepe

rape

Weber?

>>775479
You need all sorts of qualifications for that shit and he doesn't have anything of the sort. I find it hard to believe he went from being an avionics technician to a bike chain luber second class.

>>775488
Fiction is often more interesting.

Might watch a bit of My 600lb life and see if it gives me the motivation to workout.

Can't stop scratching my balls. I will often fondle my neetstick or balls a bit whilst sitting at my computer before going back to typing as though nothing happened. I at least have the decency to wash my hands after wanking though.

>>775545
He has a sinister look to him.

>>775551
I'll eat your fucking dog.

>>775552
You will get one of the NEETs pregernant

>>775550
I'm about to start part two of the Steven Assanti episode. It is incredible. The best one I've seen by far.

>>775552
do you ever sniff after scratching?

>Start watching 600lb life
>Turns out the first person weighs 700lbs
This fat fuck needs to lose 150lbs before he should be allowed to star on the show

*knock knock*

>>775549
One time when I was working as a space station mechanic on Cloud City I overheard Nuro explaining to IGA that he was actually his father it was all very emotional.

>>775555
>pregernant
bebby?

>>775561
poorly bantered

>>775561
actually what he said was "who's your daddy"

>>775556
My favourite bit was when he knocked his piss bottle onto the ground and the indian nurse started crying and said she had never seen anything this bad before kek.

>>775562
Quads dude, he's up the duff.

>>775559
Steven Assanti is 800 lbs. Some of them are so big they can't get on a scale. I saw one where even the special industrial grade fat cunt scale wasn't enough because he was too damn big. Dr Now speculated he was one of the heaviest alive.

Could one of the NEETs bring an extra large pair of vernier calipers to tonights meeting please, because all attendees will be checked to make sure they have not been pre-gaped before admittance.

>>775565
then webby ordered a double quarter pounder and ate it in front of the poojeta

Last mouthful of goon :(

>>775561
nuro's involvement with women seems to be limited to photographing an unconscious meth whore on a bare mattress once.

>>775568
We could just gape them all on entry and save some time.

>>775555
Thanks Wizzy.

Did it just say maintenence for a minute for anyone else?

>>775560
whos they're?

>>775575
You're momma

>>775574
No

>>775569
he got kicked out of the hospital because he was abusingthe staff and he kept ordering pizzas which they said was contrary to his weightloss plan. He was meant to continue the program from a nearby apartment his dad set him up with but he instead was rapidly gaining weight because he kept buying fast food and he didn't seem to understand that juice contains energy. Dr Now cracked the shits with him because he developed a painkiller addiction and he told his black nurse Princess that he was thinking about getting more off the blackmarket. Dr Now wants him to go to drug rehab before he starts losing weight.

>>775567
I noticed he had a bottle of diet coke in his kitchen. It made me laugh.

>>775577
I must be special then.

>>775580
You are our special neet.

One day, sixteen hours and fifty four minutes since my final cigarette. Feeling depressed, anxious and hurt.

He has so much fat that even his FUCKING FEET are fat. They remind me of nuro's hands in that regard. But he is so fat that his feet jiggle when they move. Incredible.

>>775581
I am a handsome prince.

>>775567
was 800 pounds, https://youtube.com/watch?v=ciDEc9UoOG4 [Embed]

>>775582
That's good work. Time to reward yourself with another dart. This one can be the real, I mean it this time, final cigarette

>>775582
Well done NEET hang in there that is hard yakka.

>>775585
shouldn't he be covered with loose skin?

>>775582
You're going well, keep at it.

>>775588
Row of pegs up his back

>>775488
I'm sure IGA had many interesting things happen in his younger days, it's just that he can't remember any due to loss of brain cells. It is what it is.

>>775591
TWU toobs!

Houses are on fire in the northern suburbs.
That'll fucking learn them.

>>775593
have a sandwich

>>775583
>>775583
Look at those fucking legs. Jesus christ.

>>775593
are you a south of the river chad?

>>775591
Now you're just projecting the PILLBRAINED accusations.

>>775595
I want his bed.

>>775596
Of course, I am a man of style.

>>775598
He had a special hospital bed in the medical campervan thing they were moving him in but it went over a bump and he full on broke the bed. They had to prop it up with besser blocks to finish the journey. The nurse was amazed. I wonder how big the biggest mong cruisey has ever wrangled has been.

>>775600
The beer of champions.

>>775601
I once saw Cruisey take down a 400lb mong with just a nasty look it's all about the attitude.

It's not the size of the mong it's what you do with it that counts.

wot weber dooing

>>775603
Imagine all the fat rolls you could take advantage of. All prelubed with sweat and bacterial secretions. You could wear your neetstick down to a nub and never use the same slit twice.

>>775605
Smashing some BWS drive through puss.

>>775607
ur not weber

i hate the chink

>>775611
Your a bitch though, so opinion discarded.

>>775610
Maybe I'm the BWS drive through puss?!
>>775611
>>775554

Only got that chicken on Saturday so it should still be good. Perhaps it was all that fresh jalapeno that did it?

>>775615
Fuck off.

>>775614
>fresh jalapeno
It's a good dewormer.

If I was Weber I would tell that other NEET to fuck off.

>>775614
You might have accidently killed your worms NEET.

>>775548
He is a first class luber.

>>775582
Push through it NEET. You are doing well.

Strawberry donuts.

I have said that this 600lb talk distresses me. I really wish you did not do it.

>>775624
Toughen up.

>>775582
Doing well

might have a durry

>>775593
But it's raining

>>775628
nah

The rain in spain falls mainly on my arse

neets with ablutophobia

Why has my flag gone?

Ah, it's back.

Not sure if I should get on the goon or not.

>>775634
If in doubt, pour it out.

If you kidnapped mongs would NDIS ransom them?

>>775636
Possum and Cruisey had a business of killing mongs and storing their corpses in barrels whilst still collecting their DSP payments once.

>>775634
you know what you have to do

>>775637
Smart, they are the clever NEETs.

>>775639
True NEETs would be too lazy to properly groom beards like that.

Why ransom a mong once when you can collect his payments forevor?

>>775640
I never trust russians anyway

>>775442
Well bantered.

I didn't make a return trip to the chinaman. Their ATM was out of order or something so I just went home.
The mong doc prescribed me mirtazapine, off-label as a sleep aid. Naturally I don't want to take anti-depressants for sleep (or anything) but I'll give it a go, at least for a little while.

It's so hot that somebody has delayed picking up their tomatoes till later.

Off to the bottleo.

>>775647
If you go to craigs I will break your legs.

>>775644
Good luck with the new pill.

>>775646
No puff no problem

>>775647
Monk no.

>>775644
A feature win would cheer you me

>>775651
Monk know.

>>775648
BWS is part of the Dan group. Is that acceptable?

I love her so much...

>>775655
You should marry her.

>>775657
she would make for a great sisterwife

>>775659
what are you doing brotherhusband NO!

>>775660
Hot!

i bet she has a hairy and smelly pussy

10-2-4

where's my flag?!?!?!?!?!??!

i am now a statelessNEET

>>775664
You ate it. Confess.

>>775664
lol

>>775655
PIPPA?!

Going to Cairns early next year.
Can't wait to hit the cas

>>775670
yeah

Steven Assanti was in the back of a golf cart being ferried along but he fell off and is now screaming.

>>775673
okay?

>>775674
You should hit the tennis too

>>775675
tennis is a shit sport

>>775671
One Barramundi thanks.

>>775671
Why are you going to Cairns?

>>775676
Panball will make a come back in 2024

An ambulance has been called.

she doing geogeussr and it in paris and she siad germany xD

>>775680
Sleep tight.

>>775678
to hit the cas
>>775680
they will harvest your organs

>>775680
Goodbye.

>>775678
To hit the cas.

>>775682
>>775684
>>775683
I mean in My 600-lb Life S5E13.

>>775685
terrible post

>>775687
????????

everything is soulless and the sooner it all ends the better

>>775689
An ambulance was called for >>775673

@Cruiseys

>>775691
doubt it

>>775692
a terrible post

finally home

How?
How do we do it?
>pretend like you know what I mean

>>775697
can you get some milk?

>>775699
Women were a mistake

>>775697
Welcome back.

>>775700
>>775697
I need some milk too please.