This is so true and I say it all the time.

Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.

This thread >>28607 has hit its limit, so it seems like a good a time as any for a new thread where all the questions Jordan has trouble answering can be posted. Here are the ones I've noticed give him difficulties so far:

How many minors are you in contact with?

Why are you in contact with all those minors, Jordan?

Did you ERP with Cooper in private?

What's the tax code for your supposed business?

What are the results of your IQ test?

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).

What did he mean by this?

Does anyone have the full voice chat?

>>31634

Wow, now your making accounts out of me to make it look like I said all of that. -_-

life was more fun when 9chan was a thing
if it hadnt shut down in 2022 i would've made a goldmine with the art i had made
too bad its only viewable with a fucking ARCHIVE, thanks to someone carelessly shutting it down and not leaving it up permanently. not to mention i couldve had more fun there too.

this is just a shell of its former self. it's almost too reliant on calling people names, and other stupid asinine shit like calling out pedophiles and other shit. im no apologist or defender, but i can tell when something sucks and is bad. and they dont deserve all this nonsense we have today. you doggon' people really blew it. i could've been managing 9chan every day, if not browsing it.

this just feels like the beginning of the endtimes, in terms of any actual interesting platform

Jordan:

How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?

Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?

Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?


inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc