This is simply beautiful

>>22145
i'm not a god, stop idolizing me as such

>>22377
As you wish, our Holy Diaper Master

lol well played

Timișoreana win too

>>22222
'LLYGODS ALMOST WON

Hullo. Streaming Fantomas vs.Scotland Yard on Saturday (July 1), at 5am and 4pm US East Coast time.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

It's a French comedy.
Not sure what the pre-show stream will be since Google blocked cytube from youtube. Such cases.

Uh, no?
But you posting it didn't make you valid.
>>14247
I'm only polite to people who are not MAPs or zoos, which is what you are. So stop talking like a britishman and admit to your wrongs.

>>14276
And then...

fucking niggers fucking kill myself hate you fucking bitches fucking shit

Mfw Geordie ran away from the board again.

>>22004
You're the one embarrassing YOURSELF, idiot.
You keep stalking and screenshotting on your phone, why is that?
There's no children for you on /b/, klim.
>if he reme-
I do.
I've fremembered since the day my mom paused my devices 2 years ago, we since forgave each other and never caused another scene again. I've been behaving pretty well since then :)
>when he admits he was only-
No fucking shit dumbass I was on the site before your creepy pedo ass came on. Kill yourself, holy shit.
>rules dont apply to
They don't apply to you because you told me, a minor at the time, that you want to "date me". And you save multiple pictures of my underage face, whether it's "legal" or not.
That is still creepy.
Stop trying to deny your errors, pedophile.
>i liek the one where-
YOU LIKE ME BEING HARASSED, I KNOW.
BECAUSE YOU ARE INTO REAL BREATHING CHILDREN AND WANT ME TO "BECOME" A CHILD FOR YOU AGAIN.
FUCK YOU.

>>22045

Gees... what a creepy-sounding guy... I'd sure hope someone has still got a crush on him... imagine the smell... so hot and sexy... and that fat ass... so hot right now... let's hope he uses his own poop to cover himself and keep himself warm whilst it's so cold outside of his treehouse... no wonder he's so popular with all his friends... what an amazing guy!

>>22045
geordie did you fuck a kid or cat yet
you a timebomb waiting to go off

>>20047
It is pronounced as "WATNAI",!!!

>>11019
mom mustve found the piss drawer

>>22050
sorry im retarded educate me on what a yonker is please

>>21851
fucking maui got hit hard by the drugs

>>21651
in the last pic it seems he forgot how to take a shit lol

>>22053
>>22054
Oh come on, peeps! Leave Yonkers alone. It's not his fault that both his grandparents and parents are siblings.

>>21554
Look, I'll be bloody honest: I find this really hard to believe is true. There is no way Jordan is Autistic. In the five years I have known him as his best friend, he has never acted or displayed any signs or forms of Autism at all at any stage. Jordan is just way too smart for that. It simply can't be true. Must be a larp. It's just GOT to be. I simply dismiss those claims as false and simply untrue.

>>21561
shut the fuck up you've never met me from 5 years ago, stop fucking lying. we met in 2020 and have hated each other ever since. i do not like you, you're a pedo. you steal my art, and you're a stalker. please die

>>21573
Why would you show pictures of your underage family members to someone you say is a pedo?

>>21573
Have a Nice Day, anon

>>21064
My Ex-Fiancée Sued Me For $9,000,000
Bryan Johnson
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5rokANviwo [Embed]

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>>21064
Don't Die - Audiobook
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