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NEET General #728 - Swoop Edition NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No. 742064
Give me the swoop. Woop woop.

Old Thread: >>741018


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.742065 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.742066 del
He IS heavy. He's my NEET.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.742067 del
IGA IS A PAEDO


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.742068 del
Stuffing that chicken wellington in until he was like to burst.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.742069 del
going to sit this one out


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.742070 del
The colon is long, with many a winding turn.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.742071 del
>>742069
That has been the theme for my whole life lol. I've missed the whole thing.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.742072 del
>>742070
We have a good banner showing that.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.742073 del
slow workday nuro?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.742074 del
>>742073
Not Nuro. Somebody who is sick of his smartarse and/or abusive replies to everything.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.742075 del
Made love to in an industrial area private bathroom/bedroom combo. The best night of my life. The music!


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NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.742077 del
>>742074
You and Nuro are very similar


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.742078 del
>>742075
>The music!
Lets get Physical by Olivia Newton-John on repeat for six hours.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.742079 del
Had one nap today, feel like another one.
Need to get ready for wage soon.


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NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.742081 del
>>742079
Call in sick NEET. Daytime tiredness is a legit medical condition.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.742082 del
>>742015
No nuro because it never happened, unlike Shiban banning you for soyjack spam.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.742083 del
I thought IGA posted the gay wojaks.
Could never tell you wankers apart.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.742084 del
>>742083
Yes, and the CP. But pointing it out gets you called the other dickhead's name.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.742085 del
>>742084
Shut up tiffin


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.742086 del
I opened a stainless steel tiffin. There were three gingernut biscuits in there. I had them for morning tea. Then I did a little dance.
This was all in a dream that never happened. But I feel like I could have dreamed it.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.742087 del
I bought the home brand scotch fingers. $1.25 for a 200g packet.
They had no taste at all. It was like eating sawdust. I needed three cups of coffee to get them down.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.742088 del
>>742059
Its a two party system because people don't vote for other parties


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.742089 del
>>742088
read up on how it works, or rather doesn't
it is literally impossible for a third or fourth party to get more than one or two seats in the lower house


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.742090 del
>>742089
>read up on how it works
It's on my todo list, don't really care though. Never voted liberal or labor and never will.
The country is already fucked either way


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.742091 del
Cleaning up vile waste


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.742092 del
>>742091
Did you have an accident?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.742093 del
>>742091
Need the details


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.742094 del
>>742091
Catastrophe?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.742095 del
Hypersalivation all day, been spitting into a mug
Combine that with the gum bleeding and my health anxiety is increasing
Hope I don't have goon induced organ problems


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.742096 del
>>742095
>Hypersalivation
Do you get that often? What is the cause?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.742097 del
>>742092
>>742093
>>742094
Regular waste I didn't want to touch. Became vile. Wanted to touch it even less


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Womboflix will be showing another episode of Peaky Blinders tonight, at 7pm AEST. Quality tv.

On Saturday, shibs will be streaming Into The Wild, so no womboflix.

On Sunday we will be playing Francis Ford Coppala's Apocalypse Now(1979) a vietnam war film loosely based on the 1899 novella 'Heart of Darkness' by Joseph Conrad.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.742099 del
19 min behind getting out of bed


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.742100 del
20 now.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.742101 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g39AagVW0s0 [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.742102 del
>>742096
No idea. Nicotine maybe? I've had it happen during alcohol withdrawal but I have no other symptoms of that


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.742103 del
Welp. Big boil on my dick.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.742104 del
>>742103
>>741846


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.742105 del
>>742103
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.742106 del
>>742103
Herpes or genital warts. Enjoy.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.742107 del
>NEETs getting excited


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.742108 del
>>742106
Isn't he the NEET who had the friction incident at the rub and tug?


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>>742103


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.742111 del
Do you NEETs reckon you could sue a massage parlour if they gave you an STD?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.742112 del
>>742111
Do you not understand what a massage is?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.742113 del
>>742111
You'd have to prove it was knowingly passed on.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.742114 del
>>742103
>>734358


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.742116 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/liberal-leader-nicola-centofanti-proposes-nordic-sexwork-model/news-story/aac35b0c60452335530e2a3760cbcc74
>A new sex-work model would attack the men who buy sex but protect the women who sell it in a move to push one state away from its legacy of full criminalisation.
>The Bill, introduced by South Australian Upper House Liberal leader Nicola Centofanti, would make the purchase of sex illegal but decriminalise the women who sell it


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NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.742121 del
>>742120
they don't know what to do when they don't get "good thanks" as the answer
shop keepers reboot when you respond to 'how are you?' with "utterly miserable" or "I want to die"


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.742122 del
>>742121
"How are you" is just a polite greeting. You are not meant to take it literally.


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NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.742124 del
>>742075
Imagine the steam.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.742125 del
>>742120
What that
>tfw binged
Be under, asking for a m8?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.742126 del
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We're watching more Peaky Blinders if you want to join us neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.742127 del
>>742117
kek


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.742128 del
>>742095
Sleep tight.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.742129 del
>>742125
My tummy hurts.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.742130 del
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@Cruisey


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.742131 del
>>742129
kek


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.742132 del
>>742130
That's how Cruisey pictures Monk's mum.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.742133 del
>>742132
Which one?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.742134 del
>>742129
Give it a rub.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.742135 del
>>742133
Well bantered.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.742136 del
She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.742137 del
>>742136
Hot?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.742138 del
Lost 120
Feel dumb


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.742139 del
>>742111
asking for a m8?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.742140 del
>>742138
kilos?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.742141 del
>>742138
You did not follow the system.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.742142 del
The metapgorical wart on my dick popped.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.742143 del
>>742142
It did not.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.742144 del
Bloody gambling bug.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.742145 del
>>742143
It did metaphorically.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.742146 del
>>742144
It is good you are admitting you have a problem.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.742147 del
>>742146
The only problem is the broken machines


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.742148 del
>>742147
They are working exactly as intended.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.742149 del
Cruisey is actually a james bond tier gambler. The reason he's losing is because the machines suck.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.742150 del
>>742138
You didn't follow the system.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.742151 del
>>742149
He pressed the buttons wrong and didn't rub the side of the machine in the proper way.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.742152 del
>>742133
lol


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.742153 del
"What's so spectacular about a video, with an expressionless Asian face?"


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.742154 del
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I'm at my parents house
living in the middle of nowhere feels good


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.742155 del
>>742154
It looks nice over there.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.742156 del
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here's my parent's cow
and a duck the only one


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.742157 del
>>742087
LMAO


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.742158 del
>>742155
I wish I could live here for longer than a couple of days at a time


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.742159 del
>>742154
>>742156
Lovely.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.742160 del
>>742156
>>742154
Lovely scene.
I can hear pierre hons honsing in the pasture.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.742161 del
>>742151
I was embarassed about being seen.
The shame ruined me,I need to rise above.
The chinaman demands a proud poker.


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>>742160


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.742163 del
>>742154
>>742156
That looks great, thanks for the pics.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.742164 del
I squeezed my ear lobe and an old ear piercing popped and puss came put.
Should stop joking about boils.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.742165 del
>>742161
As the addiction progresses you will eventually lose all sense of embarrassment and shame.
Only then will you be ready.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.742166 del
>>742164
Yuck.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.742167 del
possum taught me to take pride in shame once


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.742168 del
>>742167
Hot!


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.742169 del
At the dogs, refusing to buy a meal because Ive spent too much.
$50 limit from now on.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.742170 del
>>742169
>$50 limit from now on.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.742171 del
>>742169
>refusing to buy a meal
Punishment for not following the system?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.742172 del
>>742160
>pierre hons
sorry to disappoint, just me picking some tarrega on an acoustic


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.742173 del
>>742163
my pleasure


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.742174 del
>>742156
Milk the cow!


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.742175 del
>>742174
\|/ (__)
`\------(oo)
|| (__)
||w--|| \|/
\|/
llllllllooooooooooollllllll
looooooooooooooooolllll
llllloooooooollllll
llllloooooool
looooooollllllllll


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.742176 del
got it fucked up


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.742177 del
>>742176
JUST


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.742178 del
>>742171
Yes, plus i bought a cocktail that was shit and three races havent made a place.
Itchy and antsy.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.742179 del
>>742154
>>742156
P good. Tho take care you won't get geolocated.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.742180 del
>>742178
>cocktail that was shit
Did it come with a cheeky wink when served?

>Itchy and antsy.
Have a fast food feed.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.742182 del
>>742180
Came from a weber looking fella with a cheeky smile.
Was too intimidated to say it was small.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.742183 del
>>742182
>weber looking fella
Blessed with a beautiful barman.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.742184 del
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Night.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.742185 del
I was wondering why my luck was all fucked up.
Just signed up a new client, sort of.
Arranged the meeting for monday.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.742186 del
>>742184
Goodnight.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.742187 del
>>742179
nokia 5310 doesn't store the location


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.742188 del
>>742184
nighty night neet
>tfw no racoon to fight with your dogs
why even live?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.742189 del
>>742187
photographs of terrain and horizons are enough


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.742190 del
>>742185
Well done.

Off to bed. GN.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.742191 del
>>742190
Still one last race.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.742192 del
>>742020
You didn't have anyone else to eat it with anyway...


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.742193 del
>>742064
Thank you Neet, o7


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.742194 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.742195 del
>>742083
>Could never tell
If the site owner can't even convince you then nothing will.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.742196 del
If you're going to travel, by the Nine, stay by the road. It's the daedra, you see.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.742197 del
>>742189
oh shit


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.742198 del
>>742194
rectal disaster incoming


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.742199 del
>>742197
Yeah.
Good example how they geolocate pics and videos of the war in Ukraine.
Getting doxxed on ibs works out differently for people. For some it turns out to be a disaster but others don't give a fuck and no harm gets done to them. Still it's a good policy to give away as little as possible.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.742200 del
>>742199
to think of it, someone might call a swat team or something like that just for the keks
you're right


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.742201 del
morning neetbros


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.742202 del
>>742201
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.742203 del
>>742202
morning


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.742204 del
>>742203
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.742205 del
garn bakery to get some finger buns, you neets want anything?


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.742206 del
>>742205
12 lamingtons please.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.742207 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qKID1gFzzTw [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.742208 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5sbM2Isx17A [Embed]


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.742209 del
Can't watch YouTube videos, these people just go on and on about somthing that could be explined in a single sentence


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.742210 del
>>742209
ignorance is bliss hey


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.742212 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12465619/School-kids-apology-letters-Aboriginal.html
>Children as young as 10 are being made to write letters in school apologising to Indigenous Australians for 'taking their land', pictures reveal.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.742213 del
>>742208
unlike possum


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.742214 del
Good morning NEETs.

The bank took half my savings account interest as withholding tax. Apparently they don't have my Tax File Number.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.742215 del
>>742214
morning
time to make the boongs chase the bankers with sticks


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.742216 del
>>742214
Good morning SIR


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.742217 del
Hungover


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.742218 del
>>742217
Time for the wagon.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.742219 del
Morning. Awake at 7:30 for the second day in a row.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.742220 del
>>742219
Time for the wankin.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.742221 del
>>742219
Good morning. Well done with the early rising.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.742222 del
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AVA GOOD WEEKEND NEETS AND CRUISEY PUT SOME KANGAROO POO ON YOUR BOIL TO MAKE IT BETTER


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.742223 del
I have sprayed the weeds front and back. Exhausted now.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.742224 del
>>742222
Thanks Wizzo. Love you m8.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.742225 del
>>742223
Take the rest of the day off.


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Happy Wattle Day.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.742227 del
>>742225
Oh I intend to. Oh yes. Very much so.


NEET 08/31/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.742228 del
>>742226
*sprays*


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NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.742230 del
Need an update on Cruisey's penis.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.742231 del
>>742230
faggot?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.742232 del
>>742231
straight but have a penis boil fetish.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.742233 del
>>742205
1(one) fingered bun please!


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.742235 del
>>742199
>give away as little as possible
Where's that 'signs of lonliness' pic when I need it...


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.742236 del
Wage in 30
Shakes


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.742237 del
>>742232
iktf


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.742238 del
>>742234
aye lmao words bad 50.cal bullets obliterating skulss good fr no cap


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.742239 del
>>742234
Sounds a lot like they are building a social credit sysyem into the game. People who aren't gamers will immediately try to use the tool for social engineering


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.742240 del
May lose the whole day to stress, can't do anything, just stressed


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.742241 del
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>>742236


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.742242 del
>>742240
Go for a run NEET. Exercise is what you need to combat the stress.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.742243 del
>>742240
What is there to be stressed about anyway? It's not like another month just passed, another year is almost over and you've failed to achieve a single thing.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.742244 del
What would these magical "achievements" do for a NEET anyway? The misery comes from within.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.742245 del
Woman at the vape shop asked me if I had the day off work today. Had to quickly make up an excuse that I do afternoon shift, at a remote job. Why do they keep asking me? Fucking normies


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.742246 del
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>>742245
Why do you care what she thinks? Just inform her that you are a gentleman, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work for a living.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.742248 del
dead board


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.742252 del
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This time I will resist your charms, you mushroom sauced little trollop. This time I will control myself.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.742253 del
Vomitted at a function.
Kept it together, mostly.
One knew I was munted.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.742254 del
>>742253
Hope you made it to the torlet to do that. How many standards last night?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.742255 del
>>742252
Serves 2


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.742257 del
I washed the 5XL Johnny Bigg Tee yesterday. It got even smaller.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.742258 del
>>742252
>600g
That's a portion for one m8. Meant to be eaten straight out of the tray with a spoon.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.742259 del
>>742245
In my experience it is a good sign when they assume you have a job. It means you are presenting yourself reasonably well.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.742260 del
>>742253
I am disappointed in you. You are better than this. Get it together.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.742261 del
>>742257
You're a growing boy


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.742262 del
They are doing some work in one of the pits over the road and had to remove some footpath pavers to dig a trench. They had the pavers all stacked up neatly on the median waiting to be put back in place once the work is finished.
I just saw one of the bad home locals load them all into a shopping trolley and take them back to his house round the corner. The trolley was so heavy he could barely push it.
Bad home life.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.742263 del
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NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.742264 del
>>742262
Webber and Bill are putting them to better use this weekend.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.742265 del
>>742253
They all know and talk about you behind your back.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.742266 del
>>742252
Bet they are selling well after that Wellington killed 3 or 4 people


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.742267 del
>>742252
Is that you Weber?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.742268 del
>>742267
Its me, Margaret.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.742269 del
>>742266
You only had to look at that fat sow to know she was guilty.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.742270 del
I see you opted for the cheapest benchtops possible for the reno.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.742271 del
>>742259
I doubt it


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.742272 del
Wagie at shop thought I was stealing something, but didn't say anything.
Wasn't stealing anything, very frustrating.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.742273 del
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Still don't get the 'Margaret' reference. Plez explain.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.742274 del
>>742272
How did you know what he was thinking?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.742275 del
>>742274
>he
Do you really think a man would do this?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.742276 del
>>742275
It was Margaret.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.742277 del
>>742254
I apparently bought a litre bottle on Wednesday afternoon and finished it last night.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.742278 del
>>742265
>behind my back
>implying I hide shit


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.742279 del
>>742273
I think it's a Ray Stevens reference.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.742280 del
>>742278
You hide in the backyard like a beaten dog just to have a choof.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.742281 del
>>742279
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.742282 del
>>742280
I wouldn't choof inside.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.742283 del
>>742282
Hides like a beaten cur.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.742284 del
>>742282
>>742280
Sweatin like a slave


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.742285 del
>>742271
Depends what you're wearing and if you're a regular custormer.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.742286 del
>>742282
I bet webby, possum, 10k, nuro, and that nameless neet who made a few posts back in 2018 choof where and when they like, and on their own terms. You are a beta choofer.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.742287 del
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>>742286


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.742288 del
>>742286
You are purposefully provoking me.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.742289 del
Weber hides his bong when bill comes around.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.742290 del
I don't want to know what possum does with his.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.742291 del
Was I right about Margaret being a Ray Stevens reference?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.742292 del
>>742291
No.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.742293 del
>>742292
I think I was and that's why you got a snotty nose and called me a mangy dog.
I also now know you're a lifeline sex pest NEET.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.742294 del
>>742293
>you're a lifeline sex pest NEET.
There's a restraining order.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.742295 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.742296 del
>>742295
Hello, things are going well. How are you and Cindy?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.742297 del
>>742296
We're doing fine, just relaxing with a beer and some music.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.742298 del
Lately I've been lifting as:
>A: Squat, bench
>B: Deadlift, military press
>day off
Trying to get back into the swing of things. I want to start doing some hypertrophy work on my off days to burn off the extra energy. Any suggestions for lifts that won't interfere with my main lifts?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.742299 del
>>742298
I dunno, go for a brisk walk or something, get the blood pumping.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.742300 del
>>742299
I'm still jogging but I do that in the mornings and I want something to do at night. This nowank business has me ridiculously energetic.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.742301 del
>>742300
Have a wank


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.742302 del
got given a can of fireball whisky drink or something at the bws


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.742303 del
>>742270
fuck you paedo


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.742304 del
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.742305 del
Around the NEET boards, Cruisey has a reputation as a "good time gal".


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.742306 del
Bill wants the weekend off for Father's Day. I don't even have a Father.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.742307 del
>>742306
Bill is a Dad and a good fella.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.742308 del
https://www.mjbale.com/products/houghton-jacket-navybrown
What do you think of this, weber?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.742309 del
changing my NEET name to Helmüt Bellend


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.742310 del
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahh !


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.742311 del
>>742308
Houghton Hears A Who!


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.742312 del
If the NEETs only knew, then it would be me they consult for fashion advice.
I look FIRE.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.742313 del
>>742310
Baysed.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.742314 del
>>742312
A flaming homosexual ?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.742315 del
What is going on with it being back?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.742316 del
>>742313
Dropped down to give my Dad a Father’s Day present. Totally forgot riverfire (big fireworks a jets) was on tomorrow night. Fark totally forgot only staying the night.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.742317 del
>>742310
nuro is a father figure to many of us


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.742318 del
I can't clean my room because there is no room to put anything. Shit is all over the place. Tidying up one area means making another equally untidy.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.742319 del
>>742315
Don’t get Coy, Chud.

Friendly reminder IGAy spammed the board and was permanently Banned first and still regularly posts here and nothing has been done about it. I just drop in occasionally to catch up and say hi.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.742320 del
>>742308
Looks alright I guess, but this
>M.J. Bale has offset the approx. 43.5 avg. kg of CO2e generated in the production of this garment in green projects. M.J. Bale is Climate Active certified as Australia's first fully carbon neutral brand, covering both products and organisation. We have measured and offset 100% of our Scope 1-3 emissions in green projects.
has me thinking about cows


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.742321 del
>>742317
*grandfather


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.742322 del
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>>742320


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.742323 del
>>742320
How versatile do you think it would be?
I like the fact it is all Australian wool.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.742324 del
>>742319
You are IGA.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.742325 del
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>>742318
We are what we are. Year of acceptance.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.742326 del
>>742321
how old do you think nuro really is?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.742327 del
>>742323
looks more navy than brown (on my monitor), so should go with just about anything


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.742328 del
>>742317
Thanks I have even been helping the dead bosses son out lately. Out of the goodness of my heart. I am no longer NEET. No longer an angry Drunk and am genuinely trying to be respectable member of a we live in a society.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.742329 del
>>742327
They have a very strange classification of colours.
Cheers.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.742330 del
What country was his stepmother from? Serbia or something?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.742331 del
>>742330
he's not based enough to be a serb


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.742332 del
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NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.742333 del
>>742328
You are doing well. We all admire the progress you have made.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.742334 del
>>742297
Sounds good, about to do the same thing.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.742335 del
>>742302
Gotta like a freebie.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.742336 del
>>742331
serbs aren't even white


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.742337 del
>>742335
I'd have preferred they kept the girl who wished me a lovely evening and got rid of the idiot bloke


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.742338 del
Make sure you get your suit properly tailored to fit you. You can't just wear it off the rack.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.742339 del
>>742338
What if they wont let you out of the remand center to try it on?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.742340 del
>>742328
Good to hear.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.742341 del
>>742333
>>742340
Thanks.

Also I am issuing a public apology to #BO he did me dirty but I can totally understand why he did what he had to do to maintain a board. It did become unusable but I was not the provocateur. In fact it still posts here is just insane really. Anyway some things were said threats were made Christmas last year and I am sorry.

Vote YES for Nurofen+
fuck off


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.742342 del
>>742341
Dead people should shut up and stay dead.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.742343 del
>>742342
fuck you bloody bastard bitch


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.742344 del
>>742341
Maturity and growth. Very impressive.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.742345 del
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the KFC in the sky


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.742346 del
>>742345
Zinger burger thanks.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.742347 del
>>742344
>and growth
6XL?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.742348 del
>>742341
You're always welcome on /ck/. There are probably 2 posters and no moderators


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.742349 del
>>742339
>>742338
Classic bad home problem, encountered many times on bad home visits


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.742350 del
>>742348
I got that mixed up with /kc/ and posted a shit in a pan and Big Fella got soooo mad.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.742351 del
>>742346
Potato and gravy
From the spirit in teh sky


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.742352 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=flkcAF12Auo [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.742353 del
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NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.742354 del
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>>742341


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.742355 del
he doesnt even own an ossilooscope


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.742357 del
>>742351
some day the colonel will send us a prophet who will reveal unto us how the potato and gravy is today


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.742358 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xBYiWbfv_Dw [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.742359 del
>>742357
Such a prophet would be despised in his own lifetime.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.742360 del
Big productive day, despite being a half dead boong. Ducks in a row.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.742361 del
>>742347
BIGG


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.742362 del
>>742359
You will all rue the day you questioned him.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.742363 del
>>742360
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.742364 del
>>742363
Why? I get everything done either way.
Plus I got a half today.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.742365 del
>>742222
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.742366 del
>>742364
You've earned it!


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.742367 del
>>742362
I am rueing a little already.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.742368 del
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>>742353


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.742369 del
>>742367
>>742368


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.742370 del
>>742360
>Ducks in a row
Lined up for the green bin?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.742371 del
>>742360
Good work NEET. Mallards aligned.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.742372 del
>>742358
4K vids rape my pc's memory even when the lowest resolution is selected.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.742373 del
>>742356
>>742354


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.742374 del
Mystical mallard alignment


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.742375 del
Nice blonde sheila in teh gym, tight green leggings and white crop top.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.742376 del
>>742374
Aim for the moon


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.742377 del
>>742375
Is she filming herself for insta?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.742378 del
>>742375
I know her. She stinks and her pussy is a funny colour.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.742379 del
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>>742360
>half dead boong. Ducks in a row


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.742380 del
>>742379
Very good duck image selection and posting. Exceptionally memed.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.742381 del
Metallic Silhouette State Titles September 23/24. Should I enter? Should I attempt to stay off the piss and do some cardio before then? Probably not.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.742382 del
>>742380
oh why dont you just suck his corkscrew duck dick


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.742383 del
The last two nights in a row I have woken early after having unsettling dreams. I hope it does not happen again.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.742384 del
>>742379
Well memed. Well selected.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.742385 del
Bad dream neets


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.742386 del
>>742375
next get the boys on ausneets some nice creepshots


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.742388 del
>>742345
The chicken is spicier in Hell. Endless wicked wings. Zingers coming out your ringer,


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.742389 del
>>742387
Iga has a downie gf?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.742390 del
>>742388
Hell is where the Jews and non-whites are.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.742391 del
>>742390
Jews don't believe in hell.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.742392 del
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/rising-caffeine-levels-spark-calls-ban-energy-drink-sales-children-2023-08-30/
>Prime Energy, which launched this year, has 200 mg of caffeine within its 350 ml can — exceeding permissible caffeine levels in Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Quadruple Dare is 260mg


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.742393 del
>>742391
Doesn't mean they're not there


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.742394 del
>>742379
Spooky.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.742395 del
>>742393
They invented the concept and don't believe in it. Even Sheol is just a thought exercise.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.742396 del
>>742392
These same people give amphetamine to kids for make believe conditions like ADHD


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.742397 del
Roy Orbison and Friends, 1988.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.742398 del
The cure for "ADHD" is a good thrashing.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.742399 del
>>742397
>1988
Good year that year.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.742400 del
>>742302
I've had it straight. Very sweet.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.742401 del
>>742400
The label on the can was glowing in the dark when I drew the blinds at 4.45pm.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.742402 del
>>742400
It's nasty stuff.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.742403 del
>>742398
Get the stick.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.742404 del
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which reminds me, whisky of teh month for september


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.742405 del
>>742401
It's generally best to not drink things that glow in the dark.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.742406 del
(3.65 MB 1280x720 lol he did it again.mp4)


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.742407 del
>>742404
Looks like a nice bottle, but how did they get the little midget in there?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.742408 del
>>742387
>36
>Christie
>CCTV


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.742409 del
>>742406
Little glitchy.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.742410 del
>>742405
You might turn into Superman.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.742411 del
>>742407
I also don't know why they wrote parsley on the bottle. I hate vegetables.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.742412 del
>>742411
Hopefully the answers to both come to you when enjoying it.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.742413 del
I might take up pipe smoking.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.742414 del
just remembered i have leftover pidser from last night


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.742415 del
had a triple bondi boig and chips and two tendies things from oporto for first dinner


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.742416 del
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On the way to the club.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.742417 del
I miss the old #BO


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.742418 del
>>742417
We all do. No You one asked for IGA and no one asked for a Chink either


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.742419 del
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(2.20 KB 742x107 q2.png)


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.742420 del
>>742416
On the way to sit on your bike outside the club you mean. We know you can't safely park that thing anywhere.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.742421 del
>>742416
I'm still concerned about you using these racing slicks off the track, Numo.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.742422 del
>>742418
>No You one


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.742423 del
>>742414
Lucky NEET.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.742424 del
>>742423
gonna put them in the mike with some paper towel


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.742425 del
>>742419
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.742426 del
>>742424
For how long?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.742427 del
>>742424
>some paper towel
It's good fibre.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.742428 del
>>742419
That was a question, not an answer.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.742429 del
>>742426
I went with 2 sheets and 27 seconds


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.742430 del
>>742428
The idiots are in charge


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.742431 del
>>742429
that was for 2 slices of pixx in a 1200 watt mike


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.742432 del
>>742431
What frequency does it oscillate at?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.742433 del
>>742432
2.45Ghz


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.742435 del
(459.29 KB 954x720 Juan Juan.mp4)
>>742422


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.742436 del
It's great when the nerd NEETs miss the banter and respond with serious answers. Absolute dumb dumbs.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.742437 del
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Downloading the last two episodes of what we do in the shadows.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.742438 del
>>742437
She should get back in the shadows. Looks like she stinks.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.742439 del
>>742416
No bike racks at Teh Beat m8.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.742440 del
>>742438
>. Looks like she stinks
Well she is dead.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.742441 del
>>742415
>bondi


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.742442 del
>>742441
*Bindi


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.742443 del
>>742441
that's how it spelled dickhead


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.742444 del
>>742417
Died doing the needleful, RIP.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.742445 del
>>742437
Nadia's changed.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.742446 del
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>>742439
>>742420


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.742447 del
post the hired hooker bike club picture


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.742450 del
>>742420
>club
Public toilet block/s*


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.742451 del
>>742450
They never had an anniversary celebration. Perhaps they are both hitting the club together.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.742452 del
>>742449
Angry person.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.742453 del
>>742452
Nobody ever gets out of there car and snots them now.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.742454 del
>>742442
stale pixxa


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.742455 del
>>742453
After she smashed the window the driver could have practically slit her throat from ear to ear and claimed self-defence


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.742456 del
>>742437
>what we do in the shadows
8.6/10 on imdb. A good rating, looks like it is for women though. I had never heard of it.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.742457 del
>>742455
Yes. Car boxed in with no means of escape and no longer windows or door locks to protect them.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.742458 del
>>742455
Weber comment.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.742459 del
>>742451
>They
The eeb is not a person.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.742460 del
>>742459
Racist.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.742461 del
>>742459
Fuck it's a throuple?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.742462 del
>>742458


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.742463 del
What's his is his.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.742464 del
>>742452
Looked like a ztep-mum.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.742465 del
>>742458
Yes.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.742466 del
>>742461
They'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of an eeb built for two


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.742467 del
>>742466
I am still upset we never saw their wedding photo with the eeb front and centre beautifully polished.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.742468 del
Very exited neets, new code released. Millions of lines of code


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.742469 del
>>742468
>code
sperm


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.742470 del
>>742468
Microsoft Teams React Engineer 2024?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.742471 del
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>>742467


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.742472 del
>>742444
Are you taking heroin now monk? Wagon tomorrow, I hope?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.742473 del
>>742458
"Snakes are most active during snake season, which typically begins around September"


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.742474 del
>>742471
😢❤️💒


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.742475 del
>>742473
We'll be in the danger zone this year.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.742477 del
>>742468
What came out?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.742478 del
>>742476
Missing the other two.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.742479 del
>>742456
It's basically mong vampires.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.742480 del
>>742472
What the fuck are you even talking about?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.742481 del
>>742476
you need a tiffany bike chain


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.742482 del
>>742481
*tiffiny


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.742483 del
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Thinking of Cruisey's luscious buns


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.742484 del
Semen is nature's MSG


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.742485 del
>>742476
Nuro, go visit a pub or a club and post some pictures, the rest of us are stuck here at home on friday night and need to get out.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.742486 del
>>742483
Needs some msg.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.742487 del
>>742483
nice buns


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.742488 del
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gn


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.742489 del
At the NEET Commune we shall all enjoy Cruiseys buns.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.742490 del
>>742489
msg covered buns?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.742491 del
>>742490
completely coated


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.742492 del
>>742489
Hot!


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.742493 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.742494 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kb2mvEVw0T8 [Embed]
stanners in the hat


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.742495 del
Have a Neet TGIF bros, o7


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.742496 del
i unironically want a boston bun now


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.742497 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.742498 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.742499 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.742500 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q7p-ihYOG5s [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.742501 del
>>742483
I wish


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.742502 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G1SwN70b0bw [Embed]
need to get myself a bucket hat
can already dance like this


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.742503 del
A time before the moon.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.742504 del
The why files new video about annunaki lizard people is good


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.742505 del
>>742504
Webby is the voice behind Heckle Fish


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.742506 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CcZf_7Fb4Us [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.742507 del
might go to bed


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.742508 del
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(2.11 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1793.jpg)
I knew I didn't imagine it


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.742509 del
grunting


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.742510 del
>>742509
erotically?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.742511 del
>>742510
Quite


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.742512 del
"I knew I didn't imagine it" NEET grunted quite erotically.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.742513 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.742514 del
It fired out of me.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.742515 del
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morning neetbros. What are you drinking to start the day?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.742516 del
>>742513
>>742515
mording
mountain jew energized


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.742518 del
>>742517
I am going to miss him.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.742519 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGwSa5tXVSk [Embed]


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.742520 del
The rest just fell out of me.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.742521 del
I need to do a poo. In the toilet.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.742522 del
Empty colons and clean bumholes for Father’s Day


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.742523 del
destroyed my shit pipe bros


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.742524 del
>>742523
It fell out of you?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.742525 del
>>742524
took some pushing and digging and blood


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.742526 del
>>742525
Chux it back to life.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.742527 del
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>>742526


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.742528 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/real-estate-agent-suspended-after-racist-email-emerges/news-story/e988c7773279f090b0b22428a41040e3
>Bronwyn Pollitt said she hoped “a massive influx of Indian people will not turn our beautiful country into the filth that is India”.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.742529 del
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>>742528


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.742530 del
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Youtubes paused on the opening scene of iron chef reminding me of the binge.
Spaghetti, rice crackers, grain waves, orange and mango meme lolly fruchocs, salted caramel timtams and strawberry milk


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.742531 del
click and collect order is ready at office workz


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.742532 del
>>742531
What have you ordered?


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.742533 del
Good morning NEETs. It is a nice day out there today.


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.742534 del
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>>742532


NEET 09/01/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.742535 del
>>742533
mording
it does look good
tomorrow is supposed to be even betterer


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.742536 del
Dunno what to do with the day
Just sitting here blankly


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.742537 del
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had shit
Ee i ee i oh
With a poo-poo here
And a poo-poo there
Here a poo, there a poo
Everywhere a poo-poo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.742538 del
>>742536
You need to do some online shopping
Plan what you're going to get at KFC for lunch and what you're going to get from Dans for pudding
Maybe wash the car or tidy up one room in teh house
You got this mang


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.742539 del
>>742536
Go outside and enjoy the sun.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.742540 del
>>742536
Have a choof and then a wank.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.742541 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.742542 del
>>742541
She needs some boots that fit properly the poor girl.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.742543 del
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>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.742544 del
>>742541
they're just taking the piss now


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.742545 del
>>742544
October will have nuro on the cover.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.742546 del
>>742542
Imagine trying to walk in them after you've downed half a carton of emu export.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.742547 del
>>742538
Solid NEET advice.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.742548 del
>>742547
The heftiest NEET. The solidest advice.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.742549 del
Skellies get no advice.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.742550 del
>>742549
Dumb dumbs can't even feed themselves properly.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.742551 del
NEETs lie about their heftiness.
None of you are even close to breaking 200


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.742552 del
>>742551
I heard one of the NEETs puts goon sacks down his shirt to pretend he's an exec.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.742553 del
>>742552
Izzy will be turning in his grave.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.742554 del
>>742515
coconut water and goon


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.742555 del
>>742515
I'm on the black instants.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.742556 del
>>742553
like most whales, he ended his life miles beneath the ocean on the abyssal plain


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.742557 del
>>742517
>$400K in backorders
How many banjos is that?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.742558 del
Back in the couchbed, watching iron chef.
I have been informed that Misso's brother and gf are coming around for a BBQ.
I don't want to clean the Weber and cook, while not gooning.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.742559 del
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>>742519


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.742560 del
big outing
having some kfc now
the girl at office works called me hun. she had hairy arms
as I was walking out there was a girl in the centre carpark jogging toward me who was just wearing jeans and a lacy pink bra


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.742561 del
>>742557
Hard to say. People pay upward of $20k USD for one of Chuck Ogsbury's Grand Artist banjos (depending on options), but if he is retiring that $400k in backorders may evaporate.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.742562 del
>>742558
ask them to look at your boil


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.742563 del
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>>742502
>Hand On the Pump


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.742564 del
>>742558
Your attitude is poor. You better be pleasant and gay when they arrive.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.742565 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.742566 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.742567 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.742568 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.742569 del
>>742558
get up.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.742570 del
Cruisey sucked out my mustard once.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.742571 del
>>742561
Cashed-up Redneck NEETs


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.742572 del
>>742563
That's why he dances so good


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.742573 del
>>742571
Pre-War Gibsons sell for six figures over there.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.742574 del
>>742530
All I had yesterday was a handful of Bhuja.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.742576 del
>>742560
Im on an outing too.
Hate it.
I hope the hairy dominoes pajeet doesnt call me hun.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.742577 del
>>742576
The Centre was heckin hectic this mording for some reason


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.742578 del
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>>742576


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.742579 del
>>742577
It all seems very chaotic.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.742580 del
>>742577
farjas day tomoz


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.742581 del
that means all the pubs will have full dining rooms tomorrow too
fuck


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.742582 del
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Possum: you better not be using the large chambers of your proboscis-like snout (which unfortunately leave you susceptible to respiratory infection) to filter dust and warm the freezing air you breathe on the harsh Mongolian steppe
Cruisey:


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.742583 del
Cleaned out some of the gutters for mummybot
Got really itchy again. No idea whats causing it. Can't be from the plants because it happens in the gym too. Can't be heat rash because it goes away quickly.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.742585 del
>>742584
That is probably it. I just need to stop being a bitch and gar gym more often


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.742586 del
>>742585
antihistamines might work if it's particularly bad, but they have their own set of problems.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.742587 del
>>742582
Hmm.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.742588 del
>>742583
I get it every year around spring.
It's apparently from pollen, but what it's really from is living in a false, sanitised environment which leaves us allergic to nature.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.742589 del
>>742588
You should go outside and roll around in some mud.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.742590 del
>>742588
I don't think its related to pollen. I always assumed it was gooning related because I'd get it when I'm hungover and go into a warm shop during winter etc


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.742591 del
1,375 standard drinks consumed this year.
168 days alcohol free. 76 days gooning.
Average of 18 standard drinks on any given gooning day.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.742592 del
>>742591
which phase are you in at the moment?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.742593 del
apparently wheel of time season 2 started the other day
season 1 aired in 2021 so it's almost long enough to have forgotten how bad it was


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.742594 del
>>742591
>1600 standards


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.742595 del
So why exactly did Cruisey boil his penis?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.742596 del
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>>742595
>boil his penis?
Think about it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.742597 del
>>742591
A lot of standards.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.742598 del
Possum's exacting standards.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.742599 del
>>742598
Maintaining order.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.742600 del
I'd tell him to go heck heself


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.742601 del
>>742592
the final phase


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.742602 del
>>742601
End stage?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.742603 del
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(509.18 KB 3000x2000 47lv4m.jpg)


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.742604 del
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>>742603


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.742606 del
might get a small amount of alcohol from the shop and then do some soldering


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.742607 del
>>742592
Wagon day 5. Back on the job hunt, staying off the choof fueled wank binges.

>>742597
2,175 last year.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.742608 del
>>742607
>2,175
a personal best?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.742609 del
>>742607
>choof fueled wank binge
>>742540


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.742610 del
got 4 x 250ml JD & coke cans for this arvo and a 375ml bottle of wine to have with dinner tonight
that should leave me well under the limit to drive to nuri first thing in the mording


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.742611 del
>>742600
He'd slap your bitch ass grin right off your face.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.742613 del
>>742612
Fuck it would be funny if some abbos kill him between now and October 14


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.742614 del
Big squirt brewing. Huge. Trying to peek its head. Having another instant and some mints to brew it further.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.742615 del
>>742612
You know he's just doing it to fuck boong chicks.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.742616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yQw3DvqEbxI [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.742617 del
i got 2 5xl tshirts from big w for $8 each today


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.742618 del
>>742617
Big Joe?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.742619 del
>>742618
yeah


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.742620 del
>>742618
>>742309


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.742621 del
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>>742352
>low cost camping
>$85K land cruiser
>$80k caravan
I swear a significant share of the economy is boomers spending money on big ticket items thinking they are being clever or original or to extend their worthless lives.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.742622 del
>>742607
Good work and luck NEET.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.742623 del
>>742614
Did it peak?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.742624 del
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>>742621


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.742625 del
wont be too many more years before the boomers have practically all died out and gen X becomes the target


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.742626 del
>>742624
incorrect. gen X becomes the heirs.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.742627 del
All I want is bitches
Big booty bitches


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.742628 del
>>742625
the youngest boomers are still in their early 60s, it's gonna be a while


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.742629 del
>>742628
dont know why those ones are called boomers
real boomers are late 1945-1950 max


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.742630 del
ffs 1964 is still considered a boomer
that's 59 this year


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.742631 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.742632 del
>>742630
'65 to '75 are flower children


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.742633 del
10K and Weber are Generation X
Nuro is a Baby Boomers


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.742634 del
A boomer is anyone over 50.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.742635 del
>>742634
What if I yell out BOOM a lot?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.742636 del
.22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.742637 del
I wonder if generation X uses twitter a lot.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.742638 del
>>742637
Generation X probably uses X


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.742639 del
GENERATION POSSUM, BITCHES!!


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.742640 del
still haven't done any soldering, although I did clean off some of the kitchen table and wipe it down and set stuff up


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.742641 del
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Hey, fellas!
At 7pm AEST gonna stream Into the Wild.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Before that there will be some pre-show stream, starting perhaps an hour earlier or in 13 minutes (at 5). Probably some outdoors stuff or other. We'll see.

>>742640
Go to Ukraine and do soldiering.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.742642 del
>>742641
I composed a tune for you https://vocaroo.com/1bgt19it2zLw


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.742643 del
>>742641
the back story is a bit strange because he could have walked out the road they used to drag the bus in on. Instead he dies of fat deficiency.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.742644 del
>>742642
Nuro phone home


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.742645 del
>>742643
was probably a silverside


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.742646 del
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>>742641
>Go to Ukraine and do soldiering.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.742647 del
>>742642
Very nice thank you. Tthe neighbour bats liked it too.

>>742643
He couldn't cross the river. It washed away the bridge or the water became too deep and quick at the ford. Or something like that.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.742648 del
>>742647
>ford
fjord
ee iz pining for teh fjords


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.742649 del
>>742646
Would.
:Weber


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.742650 del
>>742648
>ford
>noun
>1. A shallow place in a body of water, such as a river, where one can cross by walking or riding on an animal or in a vehicle.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.742651 del
>>742650
yeah but it is spelled fjord unless they have really dumbed down teh dictionary


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.742652 del
a fjord is deep and narrow
a ford is shallow and crossable


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.742653 del
fjor fjucks sake


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.742654 del
>>742651
>fjord
>noun
>1 A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.
Even in Hungarian we call it a fjord with literally the same word.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.742655 del
I wonder how many Hungary bros have accidentally dropped their paprika sack into a fjord while adventuring.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.742656 del
I would carry a backup paprika sack.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.742657 del
>>742649
Would you like an introduction?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.742658 del
>>742656
Smart, keep your sack dry.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.742659 del
Okay, Outdoors Unsupervised is rolling, doing stealth camping and cooking something probably.
This for an hour, then somethin.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.742660 del
He stealth camp in misery.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.742661 del
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>>742656


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.742662 del
*Missuori


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.742663 del
>>742662
>Missuori


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.742664 del
>>742657
Sure so her fat frumpy sister can chaperone us on a date?
I saw that moofie Syryana


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.742665 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.742666 del
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>>742663


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.742667 del
*Mussori


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.742668 del
/paprikaneets/


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.742669 del
>>742661
He does have a big sack.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.742670 del
Scroll down for paprika porn.
https://www.kalocsaipaprika.com/


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.742671 del
>>742666
Irrelevant picture.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.742672 del
>>742671
Your just too dum to get it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.742673 del
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Just got back from the airport. The line thru customs was a bit tense because of the six kilos of china white in my boogie board bag but I got thru the trick is to give the customs bro a roman salute and spent four hours in the bar waiting for my connecting flight home. Dropped off the heroin, collected my fee and drove home. Went to make a fire in the heater and got the fright of my young life when a swift parrot jumps out. Gotta put a cap on the flue. Had a chat to the QT across the street when I was on the roof looking down the chimney with a torch. Got a nice tan and had fun in the sun, 10/10 would recommend any NEET to go running smack from the golden triangle, What did you retards get up to this last month?
Over.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.742674 del
>>742673
>What did you retards get up to this last month?
You traveled fast in the past two days.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.742675 del
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One milk down the hatch.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.742676 del
>>742675
Based.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.742677 del
>>742673
Glad you had a good time.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.742678 del
>>742674
Was on the border of thailand, cambodia and laos for the last month. Not my fault if you get fooled by the clown car I got dogging me.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.742679 del
>>742678
It's good to keep busy.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.742680 del
>>742679
Like that's a thing here.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.742681 del
>>742675
It's a Farmer's Union or nothing.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.742682 del
>>742681
This is a Quadruple Dare board.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.742683 del
>>742682
Praise to hodl


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.742684 del
So.
Forgot to upload the movie, uploading it now. However it's at least an hour and a half until it finishes. So it could be like 8 AEST.
I have a Hungarian action comedy uploaded, we can watch that instead now, and Into the Wild in some other time. Or wait.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.742685 del
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>>742684
Moofies night: Return of MoofiesNEET RUINED


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.742686 del
big buro


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.742687 del
>>742673
Screencapped and into the Tiffin's Cringeposts folder she goes!


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.742688 del
So what will be? Keep in mind not nearly sure it'll finish uploading by 8.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.742689 del
>>742688
Dont bother. I'm watching a DVD instead.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.742690 del
>>742688
just watch the comedy


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.742691 del
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>>742689
>>742690
Okay. I put the action comedy on, titled Argo.
It's breddy gud, but you fellas have to read the subtitles.
We will discuss when we'll watch Into the Wild sometimes.
Sorry about this.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.742692 del
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>>742691
>action comedy
Not in the mood anymore.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.742693 del
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Ready.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.742694 del
>>742672
Only a poltard would.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.742695 del
Starting!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>742692
Yeah I got that for your first post bit above.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.742696 del
>>742624
All of that together is about right.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.742697 del
Cooked the BBQ.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.742698 del
>>742687
Must be a large folder


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.742699 del
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>>742616


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.742700 del
>>742697
Thanks for the invite...


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.742701 del
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>>742699
I had one of those hungry jack's biscoff shakes before. Wasn't too bad.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.742702 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zB9Att02Qok [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.742703 del
Possum classified me as unfit for human consumption once.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.742704 del
>>742701
Never even had a biscoff. Let me know when they release an Arnott's Monte Carlo shake.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.742705 del
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Evening NEETs

Having a good ol DAW less Jam


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.742706 del
>>742705
Electro synth trotter core. Based.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.742707 del
>>742703
Good?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.742708 del
>>742705
Based.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.742709 del
>>742707
Very good.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.742710 del
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>>742705


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.742711 del
>>742705
Evening TWOLLOP

Did you catch any of teh Riverfire festivities?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.742712 del
>>742697
well done, hope you enjoy the company


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.742713 del
>>742246
holy mother of based


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.742714 del
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>>742710


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.742715 del
>>742413
did that for a couple of months
not very pleasant if you started as a cig smoker


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.742716 del
>>742714
>posting kids


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.742717 del
>>742716
nigga please, a boong is a boong


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.742718 del
I bet Cruisey burned the chops.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.742719 del
>>742718
He will make up for it with his buns.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.742720 del
>>742719
Stale and misshapen.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.742721 del
Salmonella in his potato salad.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.742722 del
>>742706
>>742708
Thanks
>>742710
Faggot
>>742711
No I forgot it was on. What’s worse is any decent vantage point now is all gated and reserved seating. Absolute fucking horse shit. To be honest it’s been dead to me since they retired F111. Woe.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.742723 del
>>742720
Mock buns.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.742724 del
His garlic bread is all end and no middle.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.742725 del
life is all about balance, follow that rum up with whisky


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.742726 del
>>742717
>nigga


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.742727 del
>greentexta


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.742728 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.742729 del
Thanks for coming fellas.
Meanwhile Into the Wild got uploaded, I can stream it...
Perhaps next week sometimes, when no Womboflix.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.742730 del
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>>742727


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.742731 del
>>742729
maybe


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.742732 del
>>742718
Potato salad more like mayo salad.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.742733 del
Cruisey's poke spreadsheet up on a whiteboard in the NEET office.
The rub and tug spreadsheet in a little black book in a locked desk drawer.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.742734 del
>>742732
He puts gherkins in it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.742735 del
gonna bet 2k tomorrow


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.742736 del
>>742720
imisshapen


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.742737 del
>>742735
On what King?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.742738 del
>>742737
i'm not betting on any kings


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.742739 del
>>742736
kek


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.742740 del
>>742738
Remember to keep an ace in your hole.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.742741 del
>>742729
The Friday next week will probably work.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.742742 del
>>742736
Well bantered.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.742743 del
>>742740
my hole is too loose


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.742744 del
>>742741
don't tell him what to do


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.742745 del
>>742743
Two pieces of duct tape in an X pattern will sort you out. That's how tiffin got the china white back to Hobart.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.742746 del
>>742743
>>742734


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.742747 del
>>742745
tiffin never left his house


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.742748 del
>>742722
Probably like the NYE fireworks whee the bugs camp the day before.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.742749 del
>>742745
Nuro could be a champion smuggler.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.742750 del
>>742747
He was astral projecting. He is deep into esoteric lore. His Tiffin is full in more ways than one.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.742751 del
>>742750
he definitely projects


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.742752 del
>>742749
He'd end up frozen in carbonite on Weber's rape dungeon wall.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.742753 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.742754 del
>>742752
Tiffin could astrally project into there and save him.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.742755 del
what's the best season 1?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.742756 del
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Look at these beautiful innocent boong children, only a sick fuck would see anything wrong in posting such pics. And that sick fuck is AusNEET Poster #742716.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.742757 del
They're not even human. It is like posting cat pictures.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.742758 del
iga is acting up again


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.742759 del
Can someone ban it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.742760 del
>>742755
one and two


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.742761 del
>>742760
season 1 of two was pretty overrated, it did start getting good at the beginning of season 2 of two though


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.742762 del
The seasons of a NEET's life are many, but gone all too soon.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.742763 del
my life peaked when i was a newborn and went downhill from there


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.742764 del
>>742761
Gizmo saved it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.742765 del
>>742764
Not fond of what they did with his character in season 5


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.742766 del
>>742762
We are like a goon bag with two openings.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.742767 del
>>742763
Born on a mountain top. On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese. Many such cases.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.742768 del
Weber's rape dungeon better have an elevator.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.742769 del
I got pie on my mouse wheel


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.742770 del
Bad home fireworks or gun shots going off.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.742771 del
hanky spanky


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742772 del
>>742770
You're hearing things.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742773 del
>>742770
Go out and have a look.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742774 del
>>742769
that will keep him running around forever.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742775 del
>>742769
Lick it off.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742776 del
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>>742773
>Go out


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.742777 del
>>742774
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.742778 del
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NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.742779 del
>>742778
Wake up Pepe, the thread is still going.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.742780 del
>>742726
please, go cry somewhere else, nigga.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.742781 del
to whom the people know that they are the doing, goodnight neets


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.742782 del
>>742780
i can hear you breathing


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.742783 del
>>742781
goodnight sir.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.742784 del
>>742744
Why?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.742785 del
Did the thing with fatherbot today.
Remember fatherbot day tomorrow NEETs


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.742786 del
>>742781
Sleep tight.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.742787 del
>>742785
Hope it went well.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.742788 del
>>742785
I'd rather forget it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.742789 del
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>>742728
BASED advice


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.742790 del
>>742741
Sure.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.742791 del
>>742747
>house
padded cell*


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.742792 del
The heaviest spars we cut are the ones in our own minds. Much love to my mental illness bros.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.742793 del
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>>742785


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.742794 del
>>742793
Shalom.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.742795 del
Been staring at that 5XL Johnny Bigg tee. Trying to intimidate it into fitting me.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.742796 del
If intimidation doesn't work I might have to try seduction next. It looks pretty good. Navy blue.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.742797 del
>>742794
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2r3qSKV8TZw [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.742798 del
>>742785
He's dead, you insensitive clod.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.742799 del
>>742798
Woah, ease up buttercup.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.742800 del
>>742799
avada kedavra!


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.742801 del
>tfw carbstipated


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.742802 del
>>742801
Garlic bread binge?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.742803 del
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>>742759


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.742804 del
jimmy buffett died cruisedog


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.742805 del
Dreaming of slimming down to that 5XL body. Going to go to the nude beach.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.742806 del
I pretended not to see the next door neighbour when I was spraying the weeds in the front yard. Just didn't look up. Even when he had a coughing fit.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.742807 del
>>742795
Put it on and keep your arms inside it and stretch your arms out on the sides to stretch it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.742808 del
>>742804
>cruisedog
He has an alibi, he was at a BBQ.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.742809 del
>>742705
>>742642


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.742810 del
>>742807
I might dress the green bin up in it. Probably about the same size lol.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.742811 del
>>742808
heh
I wonder if he has shown them the boil yet


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.742812 del
>>742811
It depends how much he has had to drink.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.742813 del
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The grinding wheel is the NEET board, and the beak is my beak.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.742814 del
>>742813
I always talk to the magpies so they know me and wont hurt me


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.742815 del
Iron sharpens iron and one NEET sharpens another.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.742816 del
>>742814
Sounds like appeasement to me.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.742817 del
>>742816
You sound like a peas man.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.742818 del
>>742816
If they hurt me I will shoot them in my bum.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.742819 del
>>742818
>my bum
word filter


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.742820 del
>>742800
huh?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.742821 del
Expelliarmus!


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.742822 del
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>>742802


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.742823 del
>>742820
He did the killing curse on that NEET


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.742824 del
>>742818
They will not escape the gape.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.742825 del
>>742806
>SPD


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.742826 del
>>742822
A lonely meal in the dark.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.742827 del
>>742822
Vile.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.742828 del
>>742705
noice


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.742829 del
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>tfw bought two(2) tickets to an ABBA tribute show but Weber can't make it because OscilloCon23 comes first


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.742830 del
>>742828
go to bed keegan


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.742831 del
>>742829
Don't lie.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.742832 del
>>742831
No lie doodt. OscilloCon is held every year in the carpark of Jaycar Victor Harbor.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.742833 del
>>742832
Victor Harbor doesn't even have a Jaycar.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.742834 del
>>742833
Didn't ask.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.742836 del
going to bed
night all


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.742837 del
>>742836
Good night.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.742838 del
>>742836
Night fella.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.742839 del
Listening to some Jim Croce. Wog-looking fella but could sing.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.742840 del
got a new sickle


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.742841 del
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Have a great weekend Neet Bros o7


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.742842 del
>>742841
Thanks fella. Enjoy your day.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.742843 del
goodnight NEET


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.742844 del
I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.742845 del
Angry at a video game that's too hard


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.742846 del
Adds on my Youtube?
What the fuck is this


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.742847 del
>>742844
Night fella

>>742845
Are you playing Syobon Action?

>>742846
https://invidious.protokolla.fi


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.742849 del
No dinner. eating bread and other random things


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.742850 del
>>742848
What? You gonna get no ads there.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.742851 del
>>742718
It was all shit. I used too many spices and cooked everything before the coals went red properly.
The oil dropped and there was a lot of smoke.
I heard the neighbours kid yell at her parents that there was a fire.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.742852 del
Born to grill.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.742853 del
>>742775
Oh.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.742854 del
>>742785
Thanks. Remind me again in the morning.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.742855 del
>>742804
Rip


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.742856 del
>>742805
Straw hat and crocs.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.742857 del
Had to force myself to stop feeding.
Binge watching iron chef isn't helping.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.742858 del
FATHERBOT DAY


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.742859 del
>>742857
Well done NEET. You stopped the Need 2 Feed.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.742860 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.742861 del
>>742851
oh lawdy


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.742862 del
>>742860
Mording
What are your plans for the day?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.742863 del
morning neetbros. Feel re-creating the bunnings sausage experience today. Garn go to the butcher and buy some sausages - you neets want any particular flavour?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.742864 del
>>742863
Just simple bbq snags please. Nothing scented or coarse ground.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.742865 del
>>742862
Go for walk, eat bacon and egg, and play video games. You?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.742866 del
>>742865
I’m going to go to Cars and Coffee Barossa this morning and get a bacon & egg roll and a coffee for breakfast. When I return I’ll get some circuit board cleaner and lacquer from Jaycar and after that I’ll try powering up the pcb I soldered last night and looking at it with my oscilloscope.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.742867 del
Having a 390ml Coca-Cola.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.742868 del
>>742866
Very productive NEET. Much more than I.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.742869 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4GBKmU8Ww [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.742870 del
>>742867
You bring shame to the board. Go buy a 2 litre bottle like a real neet.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.742871 del
>>742867
Very productive NEET. Much more than I.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.742872 del
>>742870
It came with a meal of some sort and I put it in the fridge for a rainy day. I forgot to buy Mondsters or Dares yesterday.
Anyway, I'm off for a while.
Later Potaters


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.742873 del
>>742872
Stay safe.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.742874 del
Put the coins on the stove


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.742875 del
>>742874
For a soup?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.742876 del
>>742875
Soup is just gay stew


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.742877 del
>>742876
Just add more chili then.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.742878 del
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Bacon and egg sanga has been consoomed. Ripper weather.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.742879 del
>>742878
Cars


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.742880 del
>>742878
Noice.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.742881 del
Might start a post-Yugoslav folk metal band


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.742882 del
Need a big red car


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.742883 del
>>742882
You would look good in it.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.742884 del
>>742878
What kind of car is that?


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.742885 del
>>742883
You'd look good in me


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.742886 del
>>742884
Red


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.742887 del
>>742863
Basil and tomato


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.742888 del
>>742878
>xm
I don't think I've seen one of them before.
There's another falcon with those round lights.
Very nice.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.742889 del
>>742885
Hot!


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.742890 del
Home again. Those things aren't much fun when you're by yourself. I think I'll stop going.
I took a photo of a Corvette but I can't post it because my horrendous pig shadow on the bitumen.


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.742892 del
I promise I won't get too drunk during rehearsals


NEET 09/02/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.742893 del
>>742890
nice cars neet
next time buy your dad a beer and go with him


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.742894 del
>>742851
lol


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.742895 del
>>742893
he died fifteen years ago


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.742896 del
>>742890
>horrendous pig shadow
You should just give it a bit of humorous ms paint treatment. A bit of pink shading and outline.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.742897 del
>>742896
IGA will just use it to mock me relentlessly.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.742898 del
>>742897
He is a brown snake.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.742899 del
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Testing if this image format is allowed here.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.742901 del
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Cruisey on the right.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.742903 del
>>742895
may he rest in peace
do you have brothers?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.742904 del
Some days I wake up and don't feel rested. No energy even though I got enough hours of sleep.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.742905 del
>>742902
>lmao bro forget your dead relatives
>don't remind me of them I'm afraid of big sad
I may be retarded, but methinks you owe those people at least a little bit of grief now and then


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.742906 del
>>742905
Some of them are owed grief and some of them it is better just to forget the cunts.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.742907 del
>>742904
sorry to hear that neet
regular sleep disturbances aside, you might be getting old


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.742908 del
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>>742907
>you might be getting old


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.742909 del
>>742906
sure
there are plenty of cunts that share the same bloodline just to treat you worse than strangers
I was talking about those few who actually helped you to be what you are


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.742910 del
>>742903
no


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.742911 del
>>742910
are you schizophrenic?
with some effort you might be able to summon another person


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.742912 del
is the french flag international cruisey as well as the romanian flag or what?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.742913 del
>>742890
It is a lovely day for it.
Was the coffee nice?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.742914 del
>>742912
All flags are iga.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.742915 del
>>742913
yes, it was


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.742916 del
>>742835
Imagine our first encounter with aliens will be a poo rocket.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.742917 del
>>742914
All fags are iga


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.742918 del
Back from first wage. Wanted to get feed but too lazy.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.742919 del
>>742912
this site is fucked
during the last few days I've been posting with the fr*nch frag instead of the gypsy one
no vpn no norhinf
this thign s is fuckend fucked
>>742914
we sett,ed this a month or two ago, I;m nor fucking iga


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.742920 del
>>742918
Did good?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.742921 del
>>742919
Bingus bongis schlongis


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.742922 del
>>742918
good wage I hope.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.742923 del
night
drun k as jell
vodlca fovocfls vpf vofdak vodk a is a [ain in the arsee


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.742924 del
Should have got food.
It's either 2min noodles or airfryer chips, both aren't very appealing.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.742925 del
>>742920
>>742922
Just have to drive a guy to and from a place. Sometimes have to give him a hand, but he was ready when I rocked up.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.742926 del
>>742923
I'll give you a [ain in the arsee


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.742927 del
>>742923
Goodnight.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.742928 del
>>742924
Have some fruit.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.742929 del
>>742928
I have some cherry ripe type chockies


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.742930 del
I was wrong about magpies.
There is a northern black backed, and a southern white backed magpie.
Both are the same species.
I thought the white back ones were the native, and black back were an introduced European variety.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.742931 del
>>742902
That I assume that's the sad reality mentioned in the URL.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.742932 del
>>742930
Magpies got made when a crow fucked a seagull.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.742933 del
>>742923
Goon night.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.742934 del
No post neets


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.742935 del
neets


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.742936 del
No poo neets


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.742937 del
got a longneck of stout
had words at jaycar


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.742938 del
>>742937
Did you bottle them with the stout?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.742939 del
>>742937
Big confrontation?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.742940 del
>>742930
The real redpill is learning that a "piping shrike" isn't even a real bird. It is made up for the emblem.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.742941 del
>>742938
>>742939
No.
I went up to the counter with my two cans of spray and asked for three 2N3904 transistors (which live behind the counter), and the guy put them on the counter top and rang up everything and bid me good day. I had to ask him to bag the transistors, and then I had to ask him to put a staple in it.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.742942 del
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>>742940
It's a Murray Magpie, sometimes called a Magpie-Lark


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.742943 del
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>>742942


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.742944 del
>>742942
That's not real he's standing on a metal pole.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.742945 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piping_shrike
>The original reports state that the Piping Shrike is the Australian Magpie,[1] and government sources specify the subspecies as the White-backed Magpie (Gymnorhina tibicen leuconota).[14] The range of the subspecies (Gymnorhina tibicen telonocua) of the Australian Magpie is almost entirely confined to South Australia.[15]: 20


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.742946 del
>>742940
It's like you exist in an alternate reality or your schooling was some kind of experiment where everything they taught you was made up.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.742947 del
This board is 50% webber talking to himself now


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.742948 del
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NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.742949 del
>>742947
But who is talking to me.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.742950 del
>>742949
An alternate world Weber who has somehow connected to our board.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.742951 del
Have been poisoning weeds, they were longer than I thought.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.742952 del
>>742945
I'm not trusting that.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.742953 del
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>>742947


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.742954 del
>>742951
make sure you wear proper ppe please


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.742955 del
>>742950
>alternate world Weber
Thin Weber


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.742956 del
>>742954
Trackies, tshirt and thongs.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.742957 del
>>742955
I don't trust thin Weber.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.742958 del
>>742955
I hope he is happier than I am.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.742959 del
The expensive aspirin is just the cheap ones with a sugar coating and they cost $9 more.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.742960 del
"Yond neet has a lean and hungry look - he thinks too much: such men are dangerous" said possum once


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.742961 del
Yondneet ate all my chips once.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.742962 del
>>742959
A revelation


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.742963 del
>>742948
Well memed


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.742965 del
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Radish time.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.742966 del
>>742965
Too peppery.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.742967 del
They used to stick radishes up horses bums to make them run faster.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.742968 del
>>742966
you're too peppery


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.742969 del
>>742967
does it work for humans who want to be more productive? Asking for a m8 who lost his ADHD meds prescription.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.742970 del
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I might have recruited a new NEET today. I was talking to the clerk at jaycar when I was getting some RG58 coax and he says he's going to quit his job because the customers are intolerable retards about anything electronic and get all autistic screechy if you dont handle their chinkshit junk like its going into the Mars lander. He asks what I do for a living and I said I post on AusNEETs all day, He said he'd be joining us if he can quit before he goes postal at the next fussy neckbeard who threatens to call his supervisor for not stapling up a paper bag of three twenty cent tranny's. I dont think he'd fit in because he seemed nice an normal tho. I hope he's okay, the clientelle at the store are certainly weird.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.742971 del
>>742970
Hmmmmmmm.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.742972 del
>>742969
Depends on the size of the radish.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.742973 del
>>742970
Your a clerk.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.742974 del
>>742970
>fussy neckbeard
please don't refer to webby like that


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.742975 del
utterly woe'd today


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.742976 del
>>742970
>a paper bag of three twenty cent tranny's
it was a plastic baggie of three dollar fifteen transistors


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.742977 del
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Here you go, cunt. I've even done half the job for you.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.742978 del
>>742977
That is a fancy car.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.742979 del
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NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.742980 del
>>742977
Nice.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.742981 del
>>742970
Neckbeard karens are the worst


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.742982 del
>>742977
Could replace NK down the bottom


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.742983 del
Indigestion from the butter chicken pie.
Don't think I'll get these again.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.742984 del
>>742977
Square-shaped. Very alpha.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.742985 del
>>742979
That's Nuro. Based.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.742986 del
>>742977
what kind of car is that?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.742987 del
>>742983
Farts brewing?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.742988 del
I am thinking of writing a horror short story where Weber's bitumen silhouette comes to life and takes revenge on all the customer service workers who have wronged him.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.742989 del
A bird shat on my towel when it was on the line. I doubt it was an accident. Someone has trained them.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.742990 del
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>>742989
It was this guy.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.742991 del
>>742990
That's Cruisey.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.742992 del
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>>742989
You're lucky it wasn't this guy.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.742993 del
>>742992
That's Cruisey too.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.742994 del
>>742988
They will pay for their many sins.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.742995 del
>>742993
His life is packed with action, delight and fun.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.742996 del
If I was Cruisey I would dress in a chicken suit and poo on the NEETs washing.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.742997 del
>>742995
It is but he doesn't appreciate what he has.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.742998 del
>>742997
He craves that greener grass.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.742999 del
>>742998
He just bought a half.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.743000 del
>>742999
kek


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.743002 del
>>742999
lol


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.743003 del
Begun the spring cleanings. Cleaned the whole bathroom. Many vile things thrown away.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.743004 del
>>742964
Another virtue signalling operation. If you've actually got problems nobody wants to hear about it, everyone has their own problems, nobody is actually putting their hand up to help someone else. They just wear this gay badge and tell you to call a special number, which gets you a robot.

NEET can't help people, so NEET doesn't pretend to help people. NEET has his own problems.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.743005 del
>>742983
It's always some plastic shit they put in frozen pastry


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.743006 del
>>743003
Good work NEET.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.743007 del
First quarter pounder in a few years. Awful. And much smaller than I remember.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.743008 del
>>743003
Well clean'd.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.743009 del
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>>743007
You have grown to large for such baby food. A big neet needs a big meal.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.743011 del
>>743003
Well done, I have been meaning to tidy up all the cables for my computers and audio system, but it's just too big of a job so things stay messy.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.743012 del
>>743003
Well cleaned.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.743013 del
We Will Become Silhouettes by The Shins.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9iXTaIhjRGQ [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.743014 del
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Quit my job today.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.743016 del
>>743014
Did you give notice?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.743017 del
>>743014
Well done NEET. Do you have a new one lined up?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.743018 del
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>>743016
>>743017
Nothing lined up. Boss was understanding because he's been there too. Going to NEET for a while.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.743019 del
>>743014
Did they take any notice?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.743020 del
>>742982
🔻🔻🔻c h e e e e e e 🔺🔺🔺


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.743021 del
>>743014
Back to being a neet, long as you got enough money for feed you'll be ok.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.743022 del
then food prices suddenly go up even more


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.743023 del
>>743022
We will grow our own beans at the commune.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.743024 del
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>>743019
Nah the bossman knows how much trauma this job entails, if you make it to six weeks here you get a medal and if you make it to six months you can become the shift supervisor.

>>743021
I'd rather be homeless than put up with the kind of shit I got today. Its usually insane stressful dealing with these retards who come in but today was just out of control.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.743025 del
>>743023
All will be beans.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.743026 del
>>743005
They're 4and20. I've had them once before and it did the same.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.743027 del
>>743022
Pub meal prices are pretty stable.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.743028 del
>>743027
We will grow our own pub meals at the Commune.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.743029 del
>>743028
Grass fed neets.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.743030 del
>>743018
Welcome back NEET


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.743031 del
>>743026
Even expensive pies are the same, pastry has to have fats in it, and when you freeze fats they seperate.
I can only theorise that there's gutter oil in the pastry so that it doesn't break when frozen


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.743032 del
>>743030
No one escapes the bucket.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.743033 del
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>>743032


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.743034 del
>>743032
>>743033
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.743035 del
Blew a lot of vitos in my DL years bud, the dick can be surprising at times.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.743036 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we will be playing the fabled Apocalypse Now(1979), and you too can learn to love the smell of napalm in the morning. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.743037 del
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Bean neet classic.
Black and gold potatoes, wok fried with sour pickles, cumin,red oil and many things.

No soya sauce, sugar, five spice or green onion.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.743038 del
>>743037
Could have come straight from a sherpa's mountain hut.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.743039 del
>>743036
The directors cut has an extra bit where they party with french people.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.743040 del
>>743037
They look nice.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.743041 del
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NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.743042 del
>>743040
You look nice.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.743043 del
>>743037
Creative NEET cuisine


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.743044 del
>>743043
He might be that NEET watching Iron Chef.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.743045 del
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>>743039
We will show no such degeneracy on womboflix. There are impressionable young neets watching. There will be nothing but two solid hours of gooks getting rekt by the US military to the sound of wagnerian opera.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.743048 del
Cruisey invited the NEETs over for an intimate evening where he played us his cock ring cycle.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.743049 del
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>>743036
Is that the one with charlie sheen and JCVD?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.743050 del
>>743048
>cock ring cycle.
They don't come cheap
https://www.amazon.com/Bike-Chain-Cock-Ring-35/dp/B08CGWK6XH?th=1


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.743051 del
>>743050
I would need the small one.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.743052 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gzu3SAjSWVQ [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.743053 del
>>743050
Do they come pre-lubed?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.743054 del
>>743053
I doubt it.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.743055 del
Does the cock ring cycle go faster than the eeb?


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.743056 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lN-KpTO4RLA [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.743059 del
>>743038
This is an urban version, served as a snack food. Sherpas never liked my cooking, they found it alien and hurtful.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.743060 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.743061 del
THE CHOPPAH IS A LIE NEETS HOP ON THE COCK RING CYCLE


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.743062 del
>>743061
It's too big.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.743063 del
>>743055
Try it out tomorrow.


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.743064 del
MIGHT HAVE A CHOOF


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.743065 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.743066 del
New Thread: >>743046
New Thread: >>743046
New Thread: >>743046

New Thread: >>743046
New Thread: >>743046
New Thread: >>743046


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.743067 del
ABORIGINAL ANAL


NEET 09/03/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.743068 del
THE WOLF HIS BROTHER


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