SA Best A

That's how!

How does he do it?

A great piece of meaningwave here. You need to learn to call the wolf your brother. Alan Watts quoting Carl Jung. Beautiful. Give it a listen NEETs:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SaiBuCtCrt0 [Embed]

>>743058
This is the worst post I have ever seen here.

>>743069
Boo.

>>743058
What a pseud.

I lost 2k today

>>743058
>Alan Watts
Pagan faggot.
>Carl Jung
Psychiatrist faggot.

>>743072
Tell us the story please.

>>743074
Bet money on horses, horses lost. I'll do it again next Sunday.

>>743075
I am not willing to believe you without some proof.

>>743076
That's fine.

what time is the moofie on?

>>743078
2 minutes.

I might fund an armed group in Ethiopia.

>>743081
You could get them cheap they are all starving.

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>743075
Easy come, easy go.

>>743083
Nearly ready

>>743085
Ready.

>>743086
Looking good

Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. There was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way across the enemy line…chugga chugga, toot toot. This little engines’ mission was to take some AK-47’s and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty of opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could? No siree bob. He just kept chugging along…chugga chugga toot toot. Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. Think that stopped the engine that could? Damn skippy…he just kept chuggin along…chugga chugga toot toot. Wasn’t until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive as the little engine was making his way across the tressel. BOOM…an explosion happened. And blood, and guts, and spit, and *** was everywhere. Bubba come crawling out the back with both legs missing. Lula May’s baby boy, and he looked up and me and he said,“ Payne I can’t feel my legs.” And I said,“ Bubba, they aint there.” And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking. And I said,“ Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it.” All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my sidearm, and I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out….“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Die pig die….you’ll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive.

https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=MTAaosUQqPY

morning
congrats for recruiting another neet
and gg to the guy who quit his job

Tomorrow is a black coffee kind of day.

>>743088
lmfao

20 minute phone call with daddybot for daddybotday

>>743047
What a pepe

>>743089
Good evening NEET.

>>743088
Stick to the paprika

>>743092
Did he ask if you're winning?

everyone who post on ausneets is winning

>>743089
Morning, anything exciting planned for the day?

i flossed my teeth

i hate the scottish

>>743089
good evemorn to you sir

>>743099
just some practice
I hope the hungover will be gone soon

>>743102
Gook evening.

Imagine if the gypsy is Priscilla

>>743105
He didn't know about the Pan incident.

What race is this?

>>743107
54% mutt

>>743105
>>743106
can you elaborate?
I know a girl named priscilla

>>743110
It's on >>>/ck/

Apocalypse Now isn't an anti vietnam war movie. It's an anti vietnam movie. Kurtz doesn't get into trouble for terrorising to the locals, he gets it for behaving like one.

>>743112
fucking clown world

>>743111
>>>/ck/286
ohk thanks
She looks a good cook

Making korean cabbage soup. Unsure if I should add rice cake or noodles

>>743119
I can smell it from here.

>>743120
Preparing to gas some wagies tomorrow

>>743119
If the noodles are rice then what does it matter? So far this evening I've boiled eggs for ramen (jelly yolk consistency), got a dodgy meatless pasta sauce simmering right now to freeze, and then a sweet tater mash with onion sauted in garlic parsley butter.

Going to bed sad. Probably wake up that way too.

>>743118
Heh

>>743126
night loser

>>743124
Koreans use glass (mung hean) noodles a lot because they don't add starch, but you might use instant noodles because they're richer. Decided on rice cakes because they thicken the soup a bit.

Good job with the eggs.

Need a wank but lazy. Any handy NEETs still up?

test

>>743129
>Koreans use...
Are you Korean?

Wish the cop s would show up for a show

>>743037
You and I could have sexk. No soya sauce needed.

Good morning NEETs.

>>743136
>No soya sauce needed.
Imagine the steam.

>>743138
Morning.

Finally got a proper night's sleep, first time in a month. The secret? Didn't let cat in my room. Cat howled and scratched the door all night but was unable to wake me up.

>>743141
That sounds nice and restful.

>>743142
I'd forgotten what its like, I've been tired for so long.

>>743141
How do you know it howled and scratched at the door all night?

>>743089
Thanks man, I still got bad vibes in my head from that guy yesterday. He was looking at me like a US GI looks when he gives a dirty gook whore a single american dollar after doing unspeakable sex acts just to buy civilian food aid rice for the whole village from the dinky dau corrupt ARVN.

I just cant.

Might get blackout drunk to escape the bad feels.

>>743144
Cat spent an hour howling and scratching when I was awake, and when cat has woken me up previously it's a cycle of howling and scratching, standing on me, scratching my face, leaving to piss outside. Cat has dementia and can spend a very long time doing the same thing over and over.

Cold sore on my lip

>>743140
>>743138
Morn

Smash mouth died.

Broke my wand.

>>743150
Reparo!

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Mending_Charm

Make sure you say it right. Remember how you always struggled with wingardium leviosa.

Good morning NEETs.

>>743151
He waved it around but couldn't get it up

>>743153
With Hermione sitting right there too.

>>743138
>>743140
>>743148
morning

>>743145
which one are you?

>>743151
It's my own fault I shouldn't have been using it to help me put my shoes on.

>>743154
It was her wand.

My handler will be here shortly to take me to the dentist, so I better go.

Was it FIFO who quit?

>>743160
nah I'm still herding.

>>743161
You are up early.

>>743162
I was feeling run down and sore last night. Think I was asleep by 9:30 pm and had a good snooze.

>>743163
Well rested NEET.

The moofie last night put me to sleep fast after it finished. Long moofie is what I needed.

>>743155
Good morning NEET.

morning neets

>>743166
Mornin'.

Purchased Woolworths branded Scotch Finger biscuits for $1.25 and a can of Rockstar for $2.70. That is all I can afford today.

>>743168
>a can of Rockstar
That was a luxury on your budget NEET.

>>743169
Not if you have a caffeine addiction and no jars of coffee powder.

>>743169
Whens payday?

>>743171
overnight

>>743172
can you shout me something tomorrow then?

might pass the fuck out

>>743173
We'll see.

>>743174
goodnight.

>>743175
just want a carton of whatever beers on special and a pretty substantial chinese takeaway order.

>>743177
>a pretty substantial chinese takeaway order.
Springies?

>>743179
They are usually overpriced at chinkies. I'd feel bad if I tacked them on to my main order when shouterneeet is paying.

That's enough skyrim lore videos.
Got a meeting in 2 hrs. Not feeling it.
Three workers contracts and shit(including talking to them) and payroll. Haven't done invoices for last fortnight yet. Ehhh.
Can't even be fucked getting a coffee.

>>743181
Have a coffee cruisey and get your arse into gear.

>>743182
Client meeting cancelled, she text a couple of hours ago but I hadn't checked.
Been needing a piss for the past couple of hours.
Might go do that, then go back to bed.

>>743183
You should do those invoices first and then have a nap.

>>743181
>skyrim lore videos.
You are regressing.

Thinking the worker I had an interview with (that ended with 'I'll think about it ') has probably said that she can do all the hours privately. Maybe not.
I'll think about it to making your shifts permanent and pay you $10 more per hour and increase your hours, with the real possibility of getting close to full time permanent hours, which I'd be obliged to offer as perm part time after 6 months.
Cunts always overestimate their value.

>>743184
Might as well wait until Friday to do this fortnights. I'm always so fucking exhausted.
Contemplating lunch is too strenuous, I'll likely not eat because it's too much effort.

>>743185
May as well watch part 2 of this 4hr thing.

>>743186
>Cunts always overestimate their value.
Some bossmen do too.

>>743189
I have no value, I just redistribute it.
Most think that if they do the job, they're worth at least.. say 80% of turnover that their labour or time is worth.

>>743190
They are antisemites.

>>743174
Goon night.

>>743191
Without the structure of modern economic systems, your gentile nations wouldn't exist.
Thank the Jews for both globalism and nationalism.

Has anyone ever had a coffee from the little cafes they have in bunnings?
They have proper coffee machines but baristas are just dressed as normal bunnings wagies.

>>743194
Yeah, I can't recall it being anything special

>>743194
No I find their existence unsettling and I don't even look at them.

>>743195
Some of the food there looks kind of alright. Think its all pre made somewhere else. I've noticed a lot less sausage sizzles out front. Perhaps they've been knocking them back as to direct hungry blokes towards their cafes.

Some of the food there looks kind of alright. Don't come in tomorrow.

>>743194
I have a coupon in my wallet for a free Bunnings coffee.

Big greasy feed needed.

>>743200
put some in my letterbox please

>>743201
You can have a cheeseburger.

>>743200
Head to the colonel.

>>743202
I want a whomper as well

>>743202
I want to be like my hero tony stark and eat heaps of hungry jack's cheeseburgers

>>743207
>I want to be like my hero tony stark and eat heaps of hungry jack's cheeseburgers
I want to be like my here eddard stark and have my head chopped off with a sword

>>743177
Why homos gotta poz pepe + wojak? Where is the organic homo/pedo memes anyway?

>>743209
that was a popular picture around these parts some years back

We've all been wojak, when possum acts like pepe.

>>743209
>Where is the organic homo/pedo memes anyway?
4chan.

On to part 3

>>743212
There's nothing organic left.
I used to think it was just bait post but all the quality meme makers went to reddit.

>>743214
>reddit
truly these are the end times

>>743214
Have an inorganic homo instead.

Having a double dare.
It tastes like chocmilk to me.

>>743217
you should have got quadruple dare (dare intense)

>>743217
Sugar milk.

>>743196
Bunnings wagies or wagies in general?

>>743194
aren't they all on award rates? if he got a rise they all did

>>743222
I think those downie employees get some special government pay rate.

>>743223
didnt even realise it was downs
just thought it was one of those typical fat gay looking asians

>>743222
Bunnings would be good to work at if it wasnt for the customers.

>>743225
Cenno would be good to work for if it wasn't for the NEETs.

Getting family burger box. Im not really hungry.
Just a pointless measure to postpone getting drunk.

Full of grinning chortlers

I saw an old quite well dressed bloke walking along with one of those green shopping bags full of loose beer cans this morning.
Been wondering ever since what his story was and why he had loose beer cans at 9 in the morning.

>>743226
Cenno and bunnings are both sheltered workshops. I want a job where you never interact with people IRL.

>>743227
1 piece of original recipe thanks

Ok neets, time for the womboflix movie selection committee to meet. All neets can either vote for a new movie, or nominate a new one to the list.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Don's Party
Old Henry

>>743233
Have we seen Dirty Harry?

>>743234
Yes.

>no JCVD
list discarded

>>743235
Thought so, kind of want to see Clint kill people though.

>>743224
My money is on the latter

>>743231
Interacting with people IRL is just asking for PTSD

>>743236
his best movie was predator

>>743230
I knew a guy like that who collected cans. Went past my place every morning around 8, always washed and combed hair.

>>743239
I think I have PTSD from the job I just quit, I cant sit in silent without hearing the whining noise like a incoming VC mortar round and its getting louder and I know its going to hit me like a burning napalm fire cloud. Oh Lord! the sound of that neckbeard whining about his scope, whatever that is. He's whining at me to get him some transistors for his scope and I dont even know what the hell he's talking about but IT JUST WONT STOP

I'm going to go see doctor zogbot and get something for my nerves.

>>743237
he has made one or two other movies, if you'd like one of them

>>743233
The Holy Mountain

>>743241
These were full cans, looked like a few diferent brands which is why it was weird.

>>743243
The Good the Bad and the Ugly is a classic.

>>743247
I fear this will bring out the worst in certain neets

>>743249
Yeah but you said that about Apt Pupil and nobody cooked their cat.

>>743244
is that you cruisey?

>>743251
I thought he was banned from voting?

>>743242
Hold still

>>743252
He should be allowed to vote but only get a quarter vote each time.

Asked for pepper mayo on the original recipe burgers so they would have to make them fresh.
Guy asked me if I wanted the pepper mayo with normal mayo still on it, I said no.
I think he was trying to get me to order a pre-made one, then they just put extra mayo on it.
Almost fell for that trick.

>>743255
You should ask the girls how their breasts are today

>>743254
his negress can have 3/5th of a vote

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-04/calls-to-improve-maternity-care-for-women-in-larger-bodies/102798520

Fat women have no shame

>>743256
One gave me two free sauces, but then quickly turned away.
I think after seeing my betadined lip.

>>743259
Its herpes.

>>743260
You need to wash your dick.

>>743236
Are you voting for a movie or not? I can't tell

>>743262
I think he flounced.

>>743261
Its got betadine on it.

Tiffo only knows what he opposes, not what he supports.
His votes are against movies.

>>743258
She is trying to make it all about her and not the baby. It's not like gestational diabetes can cause birth defects or anything.

Fat people are disgusting.
Once I am skinny enough to fit into the 5XL Johnny Bigg Tee I am going to start mocking them in public. Fucking chortlers.

Its about time I reminded all my valued customers about the perils of visiting your so called Doctor for help with your nervous complaints. Western "Medicine" is motivated to get you addicted to mind altering drugs and keep you hooked on these wicked poisons so the rotten Pharmaceutical companies can enjoy enormous profits while you rot from the inside and ruin your lives. Poor PTSDneet needs the help of one of my empathetic and understanding cellarmen, who will help him select some traditional calming potions that will suit his palate and wallet. All of you neets are welcome to enjoy life more with a discount of 2.5% on any of my non-import labels, because I care.

>>743267
Take the tags off them, then tell yourself they're 2xl.

>>743268
Thank you Dan, nothing works as well as your traditional Irish medicines.

>>743268
You're a good man Dan.

>>743268
Thanks dan, you're the only one we can trust.

>>743272
I trust Wizzy as well but only a little.
And Posso if there is no garlic bread involved.

>>743273
There is always garlic bread involved.

How was Cairns?

>>743267
your ambition will take you far

>>743277
Smashmouth eat the egg

Goulburn Valley apricots and Dairy farmers thick and creamy plain yoghurt.

>>743279
gimme

Valorie Calorie Gallery Salary made me laugh much more than it should have.

>>743218
Did she get more gaol?

>>743268
Thanks Dan.

>>743283
yeah another 22 months or something for pulling out a prison officer's hair

>>743285
Good but she needs an asylum.

>>743286
I'm surprised the other inmates haven't maimed or killed her yet.

garn gym

>>743288
have a good lift

Thirsty but nothing to drink until tomorrow.

>>743233
Is The Joker (2019) likely to make for good womboflix viewing?

>>743279
Lovely nanna food

>>743290
Good shot.

>>743294
good evening monk

>>743297
He'll get up tomorrow.

monk bad

monk sad

I'm a get monk

>>743279
Good feed

>>743268
Thanks Dan

Successful wrangle, caught a big one.

>>743304
High bariatric needs?

BWS HQ sent Lizbef BWS a case of Penfolds bin 389 to retail at $100 a bottle and it's all very amusing.

Good lift. Low weight but thats to be expected after 6 weeks away.
It was packed, didn't realise there'd be so many highschool kids.
Big booty teens in gymshark shorts 👀

>>743307
disgusting

>>743304
Well hereded.

>>743279
Yo!

>>743304
Herd hard. Herd fast.

>>743306
That's not $15 goon.
Hopefully they give you a bottle when it doesn't sell.

>>743312
Yes they were laughing about it. I said if they decide to run it out I will take it off their hands, but not at that price.

Fuck me swinging, six dollars and ninety cents for a sausage roll.

>>743307
Well done NEET. Good of you to get back into it.

Possum told me if I was wounded and dying on Afghanistans plains and their women came out to cut up my remains I should roll to my rifle and blow out my brains and go to my God like a soldier once.

>>743314
Did a little bakery at least make it?

>>743278
>>743149
Harwell "has suffered profusely over the years with several types of addiction leading to medical and mental health issues," including cardiomyopathy and Wernickes encephalopathy

Another gooner bites teh dust!

When you go to a bakery that doesn't have the prices listed at all is when you know you're really going to get fucked.

>>743314
That better be a good sausage roll.

>>743319
Pt Elliot bakery is like that. Another reason not to go there.

>>743317
Yes, this one had bacon and cheese plus it was a bit bigger than their regular rolls.

>>743324
That's not so bad then.

I don't like bacon and cheese sausage rolls.

>>743327
me either, but that NEET has a right to eat them

>>743236

>>743292
Saw it in 2020 or 21 or 22. I'm not planning to rewatch it in this decade.

>>743314
As long as it was nice.

>>743320
6.9/10

>>743233
I might vote Smokin Aces, I've no idea what's that.

QUADS AN ALL THA NEETS GET NEW BIKES

>>743332
$6.90

>>743333
Ban yourself for stealing Wizzy's get!

>>743333
You have just started a war.

Those hit first, who hit hard and first. Unna.

Has anyone played space skyrim yet?

>>743333
Thanks Hungarian Wizzy.

>>743340
Does it have lightsavers in it?

>>743341
he is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

>>743340
looking forward to selecting my pronouns

>>743342
I don't know but it should.

>>743334
What an odd image.

>>743305
Arson related wrangle. Wrangled all parties concerned, wrangled fire.

>>743319
I just walk out of places that don't list prices, it's dishonest.

>>743350
Thanks neet.

>>743348
>Arson related
You were just arson about.

>>743349
They rely on people being too afraid to tell them to go fuck theyselves when they're told the price. It's a shitty practice.

>>743348
You had better not be providing aid to criminal scum.

>>743354
STOP RIGHT THERE!

We got a housing shortage and Cruisey is helping a cunt wot just burned down a house

I'm using positive visualisation, imagining myself fitting into that 5XL Tee, then taking it off and walking naked on the nude beach.
We're all going to make it NEETs.

>>743356
We've all burned down a house or two haven't we?

>>743357
That shadow was cast by a guy wearing a 5XL Big W tshirt....

/arsonneets/

>>743357
Good luck NEET.

>walking naked on the nude beach.
Take plenty of photographs.

>>743358
No, no we haven't.

>>743359
There must have been a solar flare.

>>743357
One day all our proud Execs will strip off and stroll arm in arm down the nudie beach.

>>743353
Makes me angry to think that people in Australia would act like arabs.

>>743367
Cruisey tried to sell me a used goat once.

>>743364
That's my theory I was trying to recreate the original image but gave up during it.

>>743368
what am I looking at here, other than balls face

>>743352
No, unfortunately a tard lit a huge fire.
Took a lot of restraint not to fire extinguish the tard, the wagie who ignored a fire, and bossman who insisted the fire was not our problem.

>>743369
How many miles had he done on it?

>>743372
You have to let tards burn themselves or they'll never learn not to.

>>743353
Can confirm, I was too beta to question them.

>>743373
About 6 and a half inches.

>>743350
It finally happened

>>743370
It was a good effort. Went from a square to a rectangle.

>>743378
Clive is like NEET santa

>>743375
I remember Fatherbot once saying something like "I only wanted a [whatever it was], not buy the fucking [building or business]" and Motherbat being very embarrassed.

>>743380
I hope he has a big sack.

Possum, cruisey, 10k, webby, me and some other neets marched across the ruins of hue city once while wasting charlie and singing the theme song from blinky bill.

The problem is most of the time you just end up "questioning" or abusing some minimum wage worker, not anyone who has anything to do with setting the prices or policies.
You can ask to see the Jew in charge but he is usually at home watching four hour Skyrim lore videos.

>>743347
A high whizzer.

>>743381
Saying that sort of thing out loud was the old way of writing a nasty google review.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/queensland-police-shut-down-access-to-at-least-24-homes-amid-standoff/news-story/0081abebb2790faa4627d9e59fd93f3d
one of those two neets has caused an incident

>>743389
>As a result, police have been negotiating with a male person in an attempt to assist him
He's gonna get shot dead any minute now.

>>743391
probably had a bit too much to think

>>743376
How did you guess. One day I'm going to crack.
>>743374
Mostly the tard was burning cardboard and cardboard derivatives.

>>743394
The trick is each time they set something on fire you set them on fire.

Or just soak them in petrol I guess.

I don't even know what I'm thinking about most of the time.
Just drooling and looking into space.

going to watch some television serials

>>743400
Looking into the gape of time.

>>743403
season 2 dropped the other day

>>743404
>>743407
kek

>>743403
"Like gapes through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."

Kinda slaps

>>743412
fr fr no cap ong?

looking forward to the races next sunday

>>743414
You are not.

>>743389
>“As a result, police have been negotiating with a male person in an attempt to assist him,” Mr Burnett said.
>“There have been no threats to any other person and the man is alone in the premises.>
>“Police are concerned for his welfare and will continue to negotiate with him until the situation is peacefully resolved.
Sounds like they should mind their own fucking business

>>743415
yes i am

tick on my scrotum

>>743416
There's a lot of these incidents now and I don't trust the news to tell me why, There's a lot of facts they've withheld.

>>743411
this was already done but better

>>743418
Your scrotum has passed the test.

>>743390
>“I still haven’t been able to truly monetise. So I’m starting to post more on my socials,” she said in an interview last month.
Disgusting succubus.

>>743419
thought crime is literally a thing now

>>743418
You just voted yes on the voice, fool.

>>743424
People always forget the power of the scrotum vote.

>>743424
poorly bantered

>>743399
Stick to the mondstas

believe it or not, i'm walking on air

>>743428
I do not believe this.

If that guy with the frying pan is so peaceful why have the police locked down 2 blocks around him?

>>743429
O_o

>>743430
so no one bothers his peace

>>743410
Inspirational.

>>743432
That would be nice tbh if everyone within two blocks shut up for a while.

>>743371
Men with funny accents and funny names hit ball with stick.

>>743430
Chemical hazard of sorts?

>>743422
The wall takes all who dare to climb.

>>743436
Big poo brewing

>>743438
A steamer that will out smell all before it.

>>743435
His gape keeps him afloat.

>>743442
>big
well thats a lie

There is a dodgy thread in the catalogue

>>743446
banjo gril's right hand technique is shithouse

>>743447
>right hand technique
She'll learn.

I feel the meh
The meh for bleh

>>743450
ableh?

>>743451
a yeh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WwqFUY4HcS8 [Embed]
She is perfect.

>>743453
'tis better to watch crusty old men play bluegrass to keep the tfw no gf feels at bay